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Goblor
me neither bro you ain't special.
Bojovnik84
I knew Amber Turd just made him sit in the corner and have a cry wank as she shit on his bed.
tjinme
When you realize that your personality is reprehensible.
Botticelliii
iburnstuff
I'm pretty sure you and everyone else at kds gets more action.
graehall
I replied "You'll find an employee or partner of a supposed friend soon enough."
SgtDillweed
Musk's family tree symbol
WTFantastico
He knows how to make himself relatable to his core demographic, I guess.
MrCroupAndMrVandemar
Elon can go fuck himself. Problem solved.
Digimontana
The Sixth Day comes to mind. https://youtu.be/GFUAH9wb91Y
SaltyInternetPirate
Hey, I like your art!
Strype
Thankya!!!
machinelogic
Oh to be an emotionally-immature twenty year old on LiveJournal again...
Robohobo541
Not to mention who actually posts shit like that?
cannotthinkofcoolname
Maybe offer to buy someone something with more than 1 horse power?
RummageSaleBubbler
Turning Republican will do that.
AustraliaTellsItHowItIs
Did he turn Republican or did he turn "not democrat"? I mean you've got Pelosi who is a better investor than Buffett. Then whenever they
AustraliaTellsItHowItIs
talk about electric cars the Biden admin can't seem to say the word "Tesla". I say this a someone who would vote democrat if I was american.
TheWhiteBarry
Accurate summary of the situation. The whole administration has snubbed Tesla non-stop.
forcebully
Ah yes, the man who hasn't had sex in ages yet fathered 3 children in the same year he allegedly had an affair with Brin's wife.
CelestialSea
Say, Elon, maybe if you spent more time caring for PEOPLE and less time caring about MONEY you'd have a happier life? Just a thought.
hfctom
Oh no! A man who can literally fly to Nevada any time he wants and buy a whole brothel can't get laid!!!
LaffertyDanie1
Run out of friends wives to fuck? POS
Targe0
Also for a man that has what 10 kids? Most people might say he's had enough sex already.
Sodee
For a man that names his children *insert fax machine noises* he probably shouldn’t continue reproducing
Targe0
Sadly he takes after his Father who thinks that the Earths birth rates shouldn't drop so must have as many kids as possible.
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Wait..is that a real tweet from him?
HackerJacker
It was a reply to a tweet accusing him of sleeping with someone, this is just him denying it.
MightyMile
That context makes it seem waaaay less random. Still surprised he’d take the bait. Wait, no I’m not.
OrangeFlavours
Yes. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551389048572301312
Superchief86
The replies are not as fun as I was expecting. I forget how many fans he has.
DukeDarkwood
... wow. I thought this was going to be fake simply because there's no way he would just say that in front of everyone. But, here we are.
ladyoftheflies
Omg the replies are such a mess. Twitter is such a mess. Everything is such a mess :/
OrangeFlavours
If you're wondering: Yes, it's a real tweet. It's not random - it's in a response to an article claiming he fucked a google founder's wife.
OrangeFlavours
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551389048572301312
rbudrick
Why the fuck would anyone just tweet that? I just dont understand.
Fyreworx
Strpye coming with the heat. Good art as well as burns. I like it.
jhock3510
Sttttrrrrrryke
NostalgiaBird
Didn't expect to see her out here, haha
Strype
I've been lurking imgur for yeeeeears, darlin.
NostalgiaBird
/a/8kPSz7G
Chereazi
Apparently he prefers masturbating into a cup over sex anyways
MCNewYorkLives
Curious about that. How the hell did that happen? Idc enough to search it and just want a quick tldr
Chereazi
With Wilson the first pregnancy didn't work, so they chose IVF and had 5 kids that way. Grimes had a surrogate after first pregnancy.
MCNewYorkLives
What about the person from his Tesla?
MagicalHamFlaps
it is very mean to call Grimes a cup, i realize she is sort of one dimensional but that is a bit much
Chereazi
Well, the second child with grimes was via surrogate, so 50% cup there! At least 6 of his kids were via cup
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
Guess he's a cup half full kinda guy.
TrueLegateDamar
Meanwhile Musk is fucking his employees and the wives of his billionaire friends, but I guess they don't count.
Leolol1
This was actually in response to that fwiw, claims the new allegation is bs and that they’re still friends.
BatTeddyDog
I don't get it. Anyone care to explain?
IndigoThursday
Elons dad, Errol, is married to elon's half sister
onearmedschizzor
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/elon-musks-dad-errol-has-second-child-with-stepdaughter-report-2022-7%3famp
onearmedschizzor
Elon Musk's dad has several children with one of his own stepdaughters
Erutanmi
At least it wasn't his adopted daughter he raised?
Mechwarrior719
Uh oh. Looks like you upset a Musk-rat.
CitizenPrime
To be completely fair, even Musky was appalled.
Targe0
Musk's newest half sister is also his Aunt. His Dad has had multiple kids with his Step Daughter. Aka Musk's step sister.
MarkiusFox
So his dad is also his uncle. When will Elon become his own grandpa in this hellish timeline?
Targe0
No His father is also his Brother in law.
Amythyst
also his niece, not his aunt
gorillaClutch
i know this is just bullshit but seriously how unfuckable you gotta be to not get laid as a billionaire.
measterl
Ask bill gates
kadaeux
Depends on how like Trump he is when the invoices come in.
anononanonanona
How deranged are people who are asking this question? Dude's got 10 kids, like 4 in the last 2-3 years. How is he unfuckable?
gorillaClutch
unfuckable in that he is literally posting about not getting laid. big ol self own
anononanonanona
I know *ONE* was surrogate but the others were not.
SalmonTheWise
All his living kids are from IVF, that's why he has so many, IVF has high chance of twins or triplets.
anononanonanona
#1 Natural, dead from SIDS. #2-6 IVF, #7 Natural, #8 Surrogate, #9-10 uknown, but no reason to assume IVF without evidence.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Most of his partners are also equally insufferable
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Maybe it's just his bank account that's fuckable.
anononanonanona
Maybe! It can and should factor in.
littlecoatfatguy
Imagine being the world's richest man, and still completely unfuckable.
LerryV2
Imagine making a tweet you haven't had sex because you want people to think the victims coming forward are liars
carrotsonfire
World's richest man on paper. Tesla is massively overvalued for what it is.
Tumescentpie
"Sorry that I sexually assaulted you, sign this nda and I'll buy you a horse" Elongated Muskrat, brouncle to a groomed person.
homerunman
Not even impressed. I'm in debt and unfuckable, so take that, nerds
HedonistBeard
Given how many kids he's got apparently some women were convinces he wasn't unfuckable. One way or another. Probably the other.
RecurringNightmare
its calculated, his DMs were flooded by gold-diggers after that tweet for sure...
qwertdeep
Gold diggers or fanboy libertarians offering up their mail order brides
98oktan
Hooray for women's rising standards!
breadedfishstrip
Reminded of Notch, the millionaire with a house full of rotten candy
PosthumousExile
Minecraft notch? The racist?
SirButcher
That's the one!
ahernandez
Imagine tweeting you haven’t had sex in a while, regardless of how much money you have
RecurringNightmare
calculated, he is trying to attract gold-diggers...
ahernandez
He has piqued my interest.
arkuamore
I genuinely can't fathom having his level of wealth and not fucking off to live on a yacht and paying for company.
RecurringNightmare
yeah, if i suddenly became super rich i would definitely attempt to be fucked to death by a dozen whores taking turns on me...if i somehow >
ahernandez
They aren’t whores, they’re sex workers…
RecurringNightmare
> survived that for a couple months it might become boring and maybe i would start searching for true love and all that bullshit, but first>
RecurringNightmare
>i would definitely give the whores a try...<<<
Mostlydeadpool
rich = attractive = can give you a lifestyle of a princess =! hunky = arousing = makes you to want to do bad things with him right now.
waitwhat1234
What if you're not rich or hunky?
TripleDane
Thats called being Extremely left or right handed
Mostlydeadpool
hopefully you're hung.
DanielGayLewis
Then ya better be funny
Mostlydeadpool
you're probably invisible.
mynamespaul
Then do the basics to improve both (get fit, work diligently) and/or focus on personality (improving yours, and what you want in others)
waitwhat1234
Thanks for the advice, but it was a rhetorical question. Have a wonderful day. Besides, my mom says I'm handsome. ;)
Mostlydeadpool
funny story, you mom says that about me too! :)
FreeDadvice
Did he seriously tweet about being an incel? What a desperate twit.
AtmaDarkwolf
um... so like not having sex for ages makes one an incel? O.o... right ok that's a new one :/
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Its why /pol/ and such LOVE him & Trump, theyre both incel kings. They only reason they get women is $. The incels love "owning women."
Bakerysnake
In more ways than one.
rlopez2431415
Kinda sad that it worked though
abidikgubidik
Only way they can get women to sleep with them as they're truly awful people
DurendaI
I'd hazard he's pandering to his primary fanbase with a tweet like that.
ExTechOp
It's a follow-up on the claim he had an affair with Sergey Brin’s wife: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551389048572301312
G0MeatCube
Hey man take it easy. Just because some of us haven't had a good shag Does not mean we are All incels. Just musky here
ButtersTheCat
Right? And how long is "ages"? A few hours? Dude sticks his dick in everybody.
GpaSags
He hasn't had a new kid in *weeks.*
lildumptruck
Not a real tweet lol. Cmon man
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
Thank God
OrangeFlavours
Lmao, yes it is https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551389048572301312
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
Kuplar
That's not even in the top ten weirdest things he tweeted
OrangeFlavours
Mate, lmao https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551389048572301312 Elon is an asshole, ofc it's real
suckstoyourauntie
Thanks for that. TIL Elon has weird nipples.
lildumptruck
Ahhhhhh. K point taken, the guy is out of control. That was my first and last visit to his twitter page. Thanks for that ?
Veezora
Boy, so many of the replies there are.. something.
Krakencrotch
OrangeFlavours
Yeah it's a fucking cesspool.
anononanonanona
He has 10 kids, incels don't have kids
backrideup9
It seems some do. And he's trying to make up for the ones who dont.
PorneliusHubertII
Incel =/= virgin you can become an incel.
Multipew
Incel is a state of mind more than a state of being. My brother is a massive incel dweeb and he literally has a girlfriend.
Emrys12
So whats an incel actually
QT3pt141592653
Poor girl.
ToasterDent
They do if they pay.
Magjee
Does it count if a gold digger gets them to donate the jizz and then makes a billion dollar baby from a court case?
ToasterDent
Eh, Musk by now has a reputation so any GF knows he's good to pay for any side effects.
Magjee
I meant Amber Heard and the frozen embryo court case.
OmgOptimized
Being open about sexlessness doesn't warrant the modern meaning of the word incel IMO. The original meaning, sure, but that wasn't so bad.
rainevasquez
I’m not sure I agree with you but also not sure I disagree since I’m thinking you’re coming from a place of openness and acceptance. But 1:
rainevasquez
This is Elon musk and he’s a fucking tool. So no.
mikeatike
Incels are incels because of the misogyny and the bizarre cult following of guys like Musk, Trump, Peterson.
mikeatike
Most of them will unitonically say "Eliot Roger did nothing wrong."
OmgOptimized
Unironically the best argument in the entire thread thus far. Kudos, +1.
ProppaGanda
Everything else about him does tho
OmgOptimized
So complain about the other things, not this tweet. I get he's a favorite target, but still. Sheesh.
ProppaGanda
It's literally confirming it all.
OmgOptimized
He's got too big of an ego, he's a cryptotoken grifter, etc. But I don't follow him closely enough to know what you're talking about 1/2
idiotcube
Ok but it's still a fucking weird thing to tweet about.
OmgOptimized
Sure, it's odd. Calling someone an incel is quite the insult though. Not deserved at all in this case given the extremely negative 1/2
OmgOptimized
connotations. Then again sex is quite a normal thing and I don't really think a trend towards more openness would be a bad thing. 2/2
Kremithe
Absolutely deserved. His comment is not about sex. His comment is not about emotional relationships.