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Even George Washington gets fed up sometimes.
Nothing weird here
Perfect phone wallpaper
FizzleBurger
#2 I can't believe this line was popularized on Tumblr of all websites.
GunLovingTreeHugger
Thanks OP
snarfblatguppy
As a homeschooler, I never questioned why Ms. Frizzle had her own bus.
kofiddleboy
TIL imgur=hugbox
nipplepanties
Victim complex man. Find an attacker to blame for all your faults. Assign everything bad to a group. Love it.
tentacleparty
Above ground radish...
Capsicle
The fact that there weren't hundreds of people calling for Misha's head on a stick is a true testament to that show's power.
HoldensThreesome
Oh, there were. Just nobody cared to cover it. https://twitter.com/mishacollins/status/598965380057571328?lang=en
Tangerine102
I'm no gub'rmint hatin' redneck, but... Online media seems to have a fairly strong liberal bias.
yeehawbuckaroo
My name is finally relevant!
iSoulend
Only if your child last name is Buckaroo. Which mean if yours isn't, you need to marry a Buckaroo.
TheThingsTheyCarried
Batman idiot's twitter: https://twitter.com/lethalcupcake
Dickopter
I'm not sure I fully get the batman one. Can someone elaborates it for me?
felikittyPGH
For a moment I thought #7 was just THAT dedicated to making the pun, "Aren't I a dear?" Still, that'd be neat makeup for a costume.
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
That girl bitching about Batman doesn't know squat about comics. Showing the hero in distress is how they create interest.
justmagicalgirlthings
I want to take all those pictures and just grab themarysue site and be like LOOK AT IT. LOOOOOK AAAATTT IIIITT!!!
BetterLuckyThanGood
When your only friends are people that blindly agree with you, you can say literally anything you want. See: North Korea.
IPunchedCthulhu
You can't just drop a Christopher Lee feels bomb in the middle of a funny post. Not cool.
Magster2004
I didn't know he had died...
legessi
Not so much died as he just moved to heaven
IsaacAhhhhhhh
Is it too creepy if I want some venison right about now?
DarkWingDerpy
Does venison actually taste different from beef or pork? I've never had it, so I wouldn't know.
Mohead12
That's the happiest radish I've ever seen.
gingerfiji
I was curious as to why Batman would be crying for Aquaman, then realized my mistake. It was Kanye, who likes fishsticks.
MechaNinja
#7 You know they were good parents, and now they just sit sometimes, trying to figure out where they went SO wrong. I feel for them.
DarkWingDerpy
Why is it wrong? It's weird, I'll admit, but she isn't hurting anyone?
iamireland
Left her on the internet for too long.
amglasgow
Exploring your identity is normal and healthy for teenagers.
MechaNinja
That's not ... how would you ... are ... I ...
JustAnAsianGirl
This is not some "exploring your identity" bullshit. Thinking you're an animal can be really, really dangerous and unhealthy.
TimeFoDat
Burning Smoke Sticks? Are you kidding me? Jesus Christ that grinds my gears ... I'm incensed.
badhorsechorus
That made me giggle.
ursulaiguaran
I think #8 is Liz Lemon
greenroom628
you can still get a lot done by slaves... i mean look at what qatar is doing.
fatherjokes
Or Nike
Neednoggle
k, I don't care what your sexuality is, if you wouldn't have laughed at that solid lesbian pun, you're probably a bad person
iamireland
Their friend was assuredly feeling very vulnerable & terrified of losing a friend & was looking for acceptance. Which she got, in a way.
Henshaw
That was more in line with every coming out scenario I've actually seen than the "everyone had feels so hard and hugged" versions you hear.
iamireland
Yeah, if they really accept it it's probably not gonna elicit a big response, unless it IS totally a surprise, which is obviously possible.
Henshaw
Exactly. This was basically just "I'ma treat you the same as ever" which is a very reassuring response.
UnsavoryCommenter
Looked more like an invitation to me
DrPepperandChocolate
Did Edna actually make those uniforms with the capes? I always thought some other designer had and she learned from them.
MrNotAnonymous
You're not a deer.
Skawomplious
Oh deer.
minnow1776
Well I don't know what to do for you at this point.
almostsomething182
Ditto.
Sauroctonus
Admit that you're not a fucking deer? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DarthFutuza
Fuck deers?
SergiousMaximus
I forgot that Castiel is a real person.
IWasBannedBecauseImgurSucks
And one of the most awesome people on the internet
TheEntireCommentSection
He really is. It really upset me when people where freaking about that tweet. Everyone's first reaction was racism too, like no.
IWasBannedBecauseImgurSucks
2/2 In the words used by some of the idiots online, "smh" at those who make that connection
IWasBannedBecauseImgurSucks
Racism? Well, we do live in a world of uneducated idiots, sadly. Time and again they think racism has anything to do with slavery.
WorfsPruneJuice
It was funny until Christopher Lee. Then the feels. +1
Nuttsy
Feels of awesome, maybe? Because that was awesome.
TimothyTRiG
Mainly because it referenced Pratchett's death tweet. I'll never get over the loss of Pterry.
WorfsPruneJuice
He was my favorite actor since I was a kid. So I'm still bummed... But WHAT a life he lived.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
OMG HE DIED???!!! WHEN DID HE DIE?! O FUCK O FUCK I am so sad now :'(
IAmDeathAndIAmNotFunAtParties
June 7th, 2015, age 93. Died of heart failure.
FizzleBurger
I... I didn't realize he had passed on. I'm tearing up a little.
ifyoulightitiwillsmoke
That man was a descendant of Charlemagne and released a metal album at age Dirt.
StillChasingFireflies
I just watched Star Wars and forgot how BA he was.... Now I'm sad because I forgot for a glorious moment. UNTIL NOW
qussow
I honestly didn't know he died. Fuck you, I was happy not knowing.
HoundOfCulan
He had to ascend to being the God of Awesome at some point, dude. That said, I feel you :/ *hug or fist bump, your call*
BlibberingHumdinger
Why though? It's not like he died young or he didn't make many movies to watch him in or didn't get to live a full personal life...
galspanic
Amen. Homeboy outlived us all in terms of quality and and him dying is just the last part of a very long and awesome life.
textilelover
Perhaps we are sad for ourselves that we no longer get to enjoy new stories with him? It's ok to mourn for yourself, just don't go overboard
zackofspades
I get the humor, but it hurts to know there won't be more Christopher Lee content to enjoy. And it is okay for it to hurt a little.
FrigginCornflakes
I have a feeling that you haven't even seen everything Lee was in. You're asking for dessert when you haven't cleared your plate.
zackofspades
I mean my point stands as written regardless. Mourning is complicated and I have respect for it.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
So? That doesn't mean we can't be sad that he's gone
natabee13
How the FUCK did I miss Christopher Lee dying? Just ... What?
TastyBrainMeats
He never got to be in a live-action remake of "The Last Unicorn", and he REALLY REALLY wanted to. It was his dream project.
FrigginCornflakes
ehhhh... some things are just better suited to one medium over another. What would the unicorns be? Fully CGI, or horses with makeup?
TastyBrainMeats
Probably a mix of the two.
sexysubsandwich
thanks for the onions with my feels
dorkbot5000
And he would have been just as perfect for King Haggard live action. Props to him for wanting more Last unicorn. <3 I sure do.
pekuja
"Does the heavenly choir play metal?" How about Dio on vocals, Dimebag on guitar, Cliff Burton on bass, John Bohnham on drums?
Shoelebubba
http://imgur.com/Yi0Y8q5
Nuttsy
But would those guys get into the heavenly CHOIR? Because honestly, I don't think they'd fit in there, all that much. Now, Sir Lee...
pekuja
Might be a weird combination. Who knows.
NAVYCMAN
Is that the Disk World Death? In like a movie? How do I not know of this movie?
deltajesus
I think there're a couple films/series. That one might be from the hogfather.
RyanHaynes
The Hogfather was my introduction to the series.
ArchMagos
It's a movie adaption of Hogfather. I highly recommend it. I love Deaths monologue about belief.
TinyOctopus
As a parent, Tiny Octopus would probably take pictures of his temporarily blind daughter if she got stuck in a hole. Just sayin'
CutJewel
As a parent, you would be dead as they start to hatch
CutJewel
As a parent, you would be dead as they start to hatch
Civikjm
My oldest somehow managed at 1.5 yo to get stuck balancing on her upside down chair. Wife got the camera first in spite of the little 1/2
Civikjm
cries of 'help, help!' This may explain her sarcasm at 6.
GeneralBlox1234
Pics pls.
Civikjm
http://imgur.com/oVjfay0 ahh, memories...
Civikjm
Still no clue how that happened. I was cleaning the kitchen and suddenly "help, help!"
GeneralBlox1234
Oh my god that is fucking amazing.
chonas
The deer one . . . spots mean she's a fawn/baby in most species. Which is coincidental because she's so immature in this one.
FreshWater13
Could be a Fallow deer :)
hypnogogical
+1 for using "coincidental" instead of the common pitfall of "ironic."
isildur
I agree that "ironic" was avoided for good reason, but "appropriate" or ", by coincidence, appropriate" would've been a better fit.
TastyBrainMeats
It's all fawn and games until somebody loses an eye...
realskramz
Tbf the poster just might like making animal make-up or cosplay
IratetheD
exactly why everyone think shes nuts? it make-up we dont have context!
mountiesbeaversmaplesyrup
Oh I totally thought that was just her making a sarcastic joke.
goldensky
I want to go on her site and comment on that and post a scientific diatribe about her not being a deer. Just to troll.
ShadowSyther
I wonder when deer hunting season is...
Heirpiece
They make some pretty good cosplays though http://38.media.tumblr.com/7e47ab493e2eaf274745cf3826765305/tumblr_mwucamIboj1qfe1kko6_400.gif
Sarillion
Actually she might not be 'deer-kin' or anything. Deer/Fawn makeup is a trend on tumblr, and she may just as easily be doing that.
RainInTheFace
While I acknowledge the whole deer makeup trend (think it's cute and I love it), did some digging and the girl in the pic is a "deerkin".
skirtsanddesserts
I want to make a tumblr acct, find that post, and comment "but you're not a deer" just because
iamireland
You think a thousand people haven't done that already?
skirtsanddesserts
Yes I'm certain but I just have the itch
iamireland
I get that. Though personally I wanted to put, "That's paint you fucking idiot"
DarkWingDerpy
As a furry who is always accused of being an Otherkin, don't, nearly everyone says that if you say you're a furry/Otherkin.
skirtsanddesserts
But is she?
DarkWingDerpy
Now you listen here you little shit.
skirtsanddesserts
;:) yeeessssss
PunPunlegreat
but are you an otherkin
ElLeon
I bet that's her way of coping since what happened to her mother and all.
thefragrantvagrant
http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/22661-Bambi-Gif.gif?1
Isawapuddytat
SAVAGE
SpellboundFish
Wrong Disney movie, mate.
LethalHobo
holy shit
MaximumZero
I've contended for a long time that if people absolutely insist that they are animals and want legal status, I should be able to eat them.
LoinKing
Let the feast begin.
IWouldLickThat
This is relevant to my interests.
Magster2004
Okay Hannibal.
MaximumZero
That girl demands to be treated as a prey animal. I'm just trying to follow her wishes.
JustAnAsianGirl
I have a cousin who identifies herself as a fox-kin, she's delusional as hell.
AnonOmis1000
Hold old is she?
fearandloathebananas
Wait, what? Those shits are for real?
ElvisPelvis
Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that..
AstroVelociraptor
http://youtu.be/z2_8cfVpXbo
DarkWingDerpy
As long as she isn't hurting anyone, why is it so bad? It's weird, yes, but does it harm anyone?
GaryFreakinOak
text her a link to wikipedia's article on identity crises
chubito33
U need to get her off Tumblr before its to late
ZogiBear
U need 2 take a English class or too
ZogiBear
Just kidding I agree with the point you're making
Doktor101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtH7l-dhHZQ
IratetheD
mental problems maybe or she could just be very good at making people think she is crazy.
whatspaulplayingtoday
Have you ever gotten so unreasonably angry at someone that you just want to fucking shake them until they make sense again?
TheAltAccount
Hello, spirit animal and/or long-lost brother. All the time!
whatspaulplayingtoday
I don't believe I'm a spirit. I'll take long-lost brother for 100, Alex.
urmommasfartbox
I work with someone who was defending dog fighting yesterday because, "They're just dogs." So yes, I know that feel.
realityhammer
CASTRAAAAAATTEE!
urmommasfartbox
EXXTERMINAAATE
whatspaulplayingtoday
SHAAAAAKKKKEEEEE.
AeroEngineer
Yeah, shake them until you feel better... it's just like with babies
QWERTYASDFQWERT
Wait no.
whatspaulplayingtoday
YUP. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT EXACTLY.
LoTRFanatic42
Oh i saw this coming and i feel bad for it....
TheWayADrillWorks
Just what you need to make you feel better
amglasgow
If it makes her feel comfortable why the hell should it bother you? Let teenagers explore their identity and make mistakes.
HavelTh3Rock
Please, go back to Tumblr, you don't belong h ere.
Superfictious
She can explore her identity without thinking she's anything other than a Homo sapiens. That's all she will ever be, and delusions are bad.
JustAnAsianGirl
Because I love my cousin. She tries to eat raw meat but can't stomach it thus doesn't eat at all and she skips school all the time because 1
JustAnAsianGirl
she goes to retrieve her creepy fox friends. Thinking you're a fox is delusional and unhealthy, it's not some fucking self-searching journey
SatanLordOfUpvotes
I understand say people thinking of animals as their spirit animal or something/relating to an animal but (1/2)
mariaimgur
I agree. Being a fox serves you nothing & gets you nowhere. I had a classmate in elementary school who said she was half monkey, half human.
Mickstack
#2 is bullshit though. It's okay to be offended or even say that you are offended. You just shouldn't be a prick about it.
pwnscon3
#2 is for those "specials" who believe the world should cater to them and their exceptional BS. You're not a beautiful, unique snowflake.
aramil31
It's a sort of scale thing. Being "offended" because someone has a different opinion on a topic is silly. Actual attacks? Makes sense.
pizzabubble7
This. And being purposefully offensive does not make you cool or smart or superior to the folks you're offending. It makes you a jackass.
LaFemmeGauche
Kinda reminds me of this
ImTheOneThatToldYouToNeverLetThisDie
Yeah it's like if someone said "I think jews are sub-human." I may not be jewish and you can say it, but I have every right to be offended
destinoz
Depends on how frequently you are offended and what offends you.
mikeatike
People voting you down were offended.
destinoz
The reality that you're not right in everything that you do, is a hard truth for many people to face.
pinkisevul
So you're saying you're offended? :)
Mickstack
idk why someone would downvote that, that is a high quality gif.
pinkisevul
Really?! My comment clearly was a JOKE! Wow, this comment thread has gone off the deep end.
pwnscon3
Fake internet points are also a joke.
thegirlthatsflywithawonkyeye
Agreed, we could live our lives with that attitude in #2 or, or! Respect other people's feelings and not be jackasses.
ExtremistSatire
To be clear here I am not agreeing with #2 just pointing out that respecting other peoples feelings is easier said than done
ExtremistSatire
Some people are unreasonable though. I'm not gonna go outta my way to piss them off, however I won't walk on eggshells around them either
thegirlthatsflywithawonkyeye
I agree completely, it's a balance. I'm just sick of people with this "fuck your feelings, I'll say whatever I like" attitude, it's childish
thegirlthatsflywithawonkyeye
It's just sad to me that some people couldn't care less about how their words affect others. Kids are killing themselves over hurtful words.
ExtremistSatire
I think the solution to that is less, censorship and more setting up good support systems in schools and such. Give kids the resources to >>
ExtremistSatire
>> deal and cope with assholes. vermin are almost impossible to get rid of, however with the tools to deal with them, it doesn't matter
AcadianBacon
You got downvoted because someone was offended. I find that hilarious. +1 to you.
ExtremistSatire
I hadn't even noticed. I wish they would respond and tell me why they disagreed. Then we can have a meaningful exchange of ideas
AcadianBacon
I think that being unable to downvote anonymously would weed out a lot of downvoters. c:
SirAwesomeTheThird
LotusOfTheCatalyst
No one said you have no right, you completely have the right. There's just a difference between choice, and if someone chooses to be rude.
xVancha
I think we all know that's not the context of that post.
VainyBangStick
Whilst I totally agree that its a very general dismissal of people's right to be offended I think it's probably needed on parts of tumblr
zackofspades
If I decide you aren't worth my time, its not that I'm offended, its that you disinterest me. I have better things to do.
StonesOnTheHill
Probably directed at overly sensitive people, but as with many things, oversimplified to the point of uselessness, at least out of context.
Imgonnatipyouwell
Yeah, this is the only real response to any of it.
zackofspades
I hope this does not apply to you BUT, you know what's better than feeling offended? Walking away and ignoring the attempted mockery.
AcadianBacon
Being offended and something 'offensive' are different. People can be offended by completely benign stuff and look ridiculous. (1/2)
AcadianBacon
There's nothing ridiculous about being offended by something truly offensive like ridiculing someone for a miscarriage.(2/2)
Chocolatesporks
Yeah I don't think you can say being offended is being oversensitive. I guess it's a tumblr kind of offended that they mean.
MrNotAnonymous
The way I see it, there's "being offended" and "something being offensive". Being offended doesn't mean anything, because someone will be(1)
MrNotAnonymous
who's saying it, or who they're saying it to. it's still offensive, which is why being offended by it is not immature. (3)
AcadianBacon
Exactly. -throws green arrows like confetti-
MrNotAnonymous
offended no matter what you say or do. However, making fun of a miscarriage is not "being offended", it's offensive. It doesn't matter (2)
cajuninjun
there's a big difference between being offended by someone's feelings/opinion and being offended by someone verbally attacking you.
martinphipps
In my opinion, you are an idiot.
DidItForScience
This is true but the image just says "Claiming that you're offended..."
ImTheOneThatToldYouToNeverLetThisDie
What if someone has the opinion that jews are subhuman. I may not be jewish but Id be offended, and not because I cant deal with emotions
cajuninjun
then that's your problem for being offended by something so stupid as an asshole's opinion
ImTheOneThatToldYouToNeverLetThisDie
Being offened means youre annoyed or resentful, it's not the end of the world, but I personally wouldn't let that shit slid
cajuninjun
and sadly people now days (tumblr/media) make it seem as if being offended has caused them great harm
NightDany
That's actually verbally attacking jews/you... It's not an opinion. It's a fucking statement. And an offensive one.
ImTheOneThatToldYouToNeverLetThisDie
it's an opinion it's not correct by any real standards, but it is an opinion. I would also consider it an attack but some people believe it
AcadianBacon
Yeah. Maybe people should start by figuring the difference between opinions and statements first before anything else.