When I first saw you, I thought you were cute.

Jan 24, 2023 4:20 PM

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I think I was born to tell bad jokes because it's the fastest way to get my partner to give me their look of contempt that I love SO much

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Are they playing 7 Days To Die?

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I had a girlfriend I met at working at a record store and she asked me that same thing and I responded the same way. I like strong women

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bitching resty face

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Facial rest bitch

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Nailed it

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I dunno about you all, but a woman with a bitchy rest face is hot af. Especially if she's wielding a paddle or a riding crop.

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that's just a dom

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Men really do love to slightly annoy us ?

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

its my superpower

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Instead of happy wife, happy life I prefer “slightly irritated wife, very amusing life” my wife just thinks I’m a dork.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Is breaking into a vault the best time to discuss meet-cutes?

3 years ago | Likes 235 Dislikes 1

You're either going to end up richer than you ever imagined or you're going to prison for life. Fuck it. Bring that schnizz right up.

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How did they tunnel into a vault from above? What is this, a bank for moles?

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

tbh, first 2 panels I thought they were making a hole into the downstairs neighbor so they could shit through it like ppl do all the time

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I certainly think so.

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They're using pickaxes so it's not like noise is an issue

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That's a weird walt

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If Hollywood has taught me anything the more you talk about the heist the worse the heist goes.

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It’s like the clipboard principle. Two people talking about their dating life says employee not robber.

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"What could possibly go wrong?!" - said before everything goes wrong

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I'm glad to see you're making comics again!

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Thank you so much ?

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I bought your book! I re-read it every year

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No problem. I love comics, and after reading your entire collection, I thought you stopped entirely and that bummed me out. But then I saw

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New ones, and I was all like

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