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King Cobra skeleton
Jun 26, 2017 1:00 PM
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BlackavarLion
Why did you have to make them even more terrifying? WHY!!!!!?
fartboxtonguepunch
went from a nope rope to a nope stick
TheRealMuffinMan2
xr1ssc0ttm
ThatGuyWithThe3DS
*gasp* Zombie noodle!
AskARussian
What kind of centipede is that
ampleapple
One minute I'm told snakes don't have skeletons then its 'look a snake skeleton!'
helb0902
Snakes do have bones http://www.kidzone.ws/lw/snakes/facts03.htm
SkeletonRecruiter
That's SERGEANT King Cobra to you, civilian. Enlist in the Skeleton Army today and receive a bonus of 5 gallons of milk!
Groga
wtf i scared.... one word.... Goa'uld
davedoesnotgetit
Boop the spoopy
Riese89
Looks like the Skull Reaper, the Floor 75 Boss in Sword Art Online.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
http://imgur.com/x3zu1f1
AllDubaiEscorts
Wonderful
AssimilatingGiraffes
Dreigiau
I feel like that's something from Prometheus
DrKriegersClone
Or Stargate. But the goa'uld were basically snakes anyway.
VAPOR85
but thats ekans
rightsaid
look at all the legs
Centurna
No.
Mattnanimous
Cobra-LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa!
jshawd40
"Get Well Soon"
YouSirAreAHorsesRear
Danger noodles don't have skeletons. They are filled with water and poison.
FlameJuggler
water and poison? tentacool, tentacruel, mareanie, toxapex, qwilfish, and skrelp
thegarlicawakens
Here is your hero, the great defender against the danger noodle:
jyviz
+1 for the name
TheAccursedHamster
Water, Venom, and seething hatred.
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Another +1 for science and tech.
ThriceEndowedSupremeDonkeyOfTheTrouserpod
One more +1 just for the sake of it.
somewhatwiseguy
Snake of it*
InverseNarnia
*venom
invar
Toxin? It'll kill you if you drink it, too
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
No it won't. Not as long as you have no open sores. You can digest it.
InverseNarnia
http://imgur.com/Kp6RN00
5thVecino
To my understanding it is venom. It is protein based and if you drink it it will be metabolised and wont affect you.
invar
Today I learned! Gonna go get a snake and test it
5thVecino
And if Im not mistaken, toxin simply means it is produced biologically. It could be either poison or venom. I think.
invar
You're more right than I was, it's a toxin which contains both poisons and venoms. It is only a venom tho, so I misunderstood the jargon
ButtonsAreForPushing
How great would it be if cobra skeletons came to life and skittered around on their vertebrae like some kind of undead centipede?...(1/2)
Yakktakk
That wouldn't be cool at all..
jo3v
You just made a new nightmare character for me to run from in my dreams. I cant wait to "experience" a Cobripede
TekPriest1975
Yep, I haven't run a D&D game in years. Now I have a good idea for my first reunion game.
ButtonsAreForPushing
...wait. I didn't mean "great". I meant "pants-shitting, eye-meltingly terrifying and nightmare inducing". Autocorrect, amiright? (2/2)
DogmeatIsAGoodDog
Thanks. It's not like I need sleep anyways.
ColoradoGirrl
It should also be giant sized.
IMakePretzelsFromScratch
Oddly enough i feel like i would be less scared pf that than an actual centipede
RatchetTheWusky
Yep...
sunyudai
I have here this nice little shiny blue button that does just that. I'll leave it here in easy arms reach. Don't press it now!
LordStarkillerHimself
I am Groot. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VimTTtmTbmQ
sunyudai
Username does not check out, Starkiller. You can put away the bush you are hiding behind.
LordStarkillerHimself
Dang it you got me @sunyudai
Krakencrotch
I assume a skeleton cobra wouldn't have venom any more. Why wouldn't I just crush it in my fist? It ain't got shit.
ButtonsAreForPushing
This is EXACTLY the sort of thing someone would say right before being impaled on a (non-venomous) giant snake skeleton fang.
Krakencrotch
Uhm, define "giant" http://www.mangovine.net/images/uploads/snake-cobra-fangs.jpg
ButtonsAreForPushing
Giant: (n) something unusually large or powerful. Nobody said the pretend animated cobra undead skeleton was NORMAL sized.