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DAD! OMG!
Jan 1, 2018 4:59 PM
JKBenton
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retrohellix
How am I gonna get my pockets full of spaghetti without the extra side pockets?
Ireallyhavenoideawhatimdoing
Seriously... what's wrong with cargo shorts? I'm not asking for a friend.
davebeastly
At least he's not wearing socks and sandals or a utility kilt.
Blank3arth
Not as bad as seeing my brother-in-law wearing a utilakilt...
Mindshard
Be proud of who you are and what you do (as long as it's not acting like a guy).
alleycleaner
Resist
objectreborn
I'm a young woman and love wearing cargo shorts...
ShadySthlm
Ah Dubble standards my favourite
walkingtallmachinegunman
This cargo short hatred seems to be on the rise here lately.
adventurousburrito
As a female I actually like cargo shorts on guys... not sure where the hate comes from
DefinitelyNotHavingAMeltdown
It's the mark of every dad. I accept my dad as a dad for his cargo shorts, and mandals of course
ThePowerOf42
So, can someone explain the hatred of socks in sandals then?
Fuckme721
But cargo shorts are awesome.
shitsandgigglesfor100
I was not aware of the hatred for cargo shorts
PutItInNeutral
Make sure to wear you tube socks pulled all the way up when wearing any kind of shorts.
theIdris
I like the cargo shorts revolt going on in the comments.
carnzoid
Man, on reddit they would be eaten alive.
VictoImaginationBeast
Haha, perfect and so true!
DesignNerd86
Woman: cargo shirts are the worst. Me: how are those non functional "pockets" working for you? Woman: ...
jjwk544
You can just go into any store and buy cargo shorts. They dont even check to see if you cargo.
CatsAndNinjas
If your car don't go it's harder to get to the store
MericanFunkYeah
Fuck your fashion if it doesn't include cargo shorts. I may be wrong but that's where I stand
thesupersonic
I don’t own any cause I just feel tacky when wearing them. When I used to wear them as a kid
jkf1911
How else can I fit spare magazines, a phone, a pocketknife, a wallet, and car keys in shorts?
BigJewishHulk
I don't carry or read magazines, but I carry a full sized multitool, a knife, flashlight, pen, tabacco and two lighters in one jeans pocket
DesignNerd86
That's one cramped pocket
BigJewishHulk
nah, it's ok. it all fits and sometimes put a small notebook in there too.
Arliem
I love my utilikilt.
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
First we get shamed out of Jorts, now they want to shame us out of our cargo shorts?!? Rebel I say!
robboscouse10
No need to rebel, just ignore everyone and everything and do and wear whatever the fuck you want.
NotGarrusVakarian
Do what you want but as a dude, jorts look so bad.
GorramBatman
Jorts are a human rights violation
NotGarrusVakarian
They really are.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i will fucking make a pair of jean shorts every summer until i die
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Yet when I don't wear any pants, I get kicked out of the playground. Some people are just never happy.
TheManInTheWall
Have you never realised? The problem here is many playgrounds state "under 12s only"
necessity
First they came for our jorts. And I did not speak out. Then they came for our cargo shorts...
CongratsYouAreHereNow
ever seen cargo jolts?
pocketpotato
They aren't flattering! They make even a svelte man look lumpy and dumpy. We appreciate a little eye candy too goddamit. Show off the goods!
ThePickliestRick
You can take my cargo shorts from my cold dead body
hstein3
What is acceptable male attire in the summer?
billionsofeyes
cargo shorts - screw the haters
Slvrdgr
If women had their way, my guess would be banana hammocks... or pocket less clothing
MarioBoon
Commando
echonite
With a side of sexual harassment lawsuits.
MarioBoon
Worth it.
Lonestar8808
Cargo shorts + Kilt = UTILITY KILT - https://scottishkiltshop.com/utility-kilts-for-sale
BlueLanternBraxx
So you don't want us in Jean shorts, now cargo shorts. The fuck we supposed to wear in the summer? Gym shorts? I refuse to live a lie!
Tornadotaco
Slayerformayor
Flat front khaki shorts.
hunted444
had to google those, and holy fuck they look uncomfortable.
CaptValdiaBlack
Jesus Christ don't even joke about that.
BlueLanternBraxx
Ew like those douchey country club kids? Hard pass.
Slayerformayor
I’m not suggesting 5 inches above the knee and a vented button down. Jesus.
RandomImgurian
Difference between not wanting someone to wear something because of a belief that people of their gender aren't allowed to wear that, and-
RandomImgurian
-not wanting someone to wear something because it looks bad on them, but alright.
slapzgiving
I never understood the hatred of cargo shorts. They are two perfect skittle pouches!
Matty3D
I love my cargo shorts. I wear them all year round!
RepostFromLastWeek
Its jealousy over infinite pockets.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I have an addiction to cargo pants and shorts. I drive for work so I use the side pocket for my wallet.
TayTayLovin
I was told its because it inspires jealousy in those who have to carry a purse.
NuiNiuhiNui
What doesn't?
Killerbutt
I love Cargo pants. Makes me feel like a middle eastern rebel.
SoupCanMan
Fashion goes in and out of favor. But the biggest drawback is they are usually really short, bordering on short shorts for taller men.
BrytnieBrokeIt
I agree, my boyfriend wears them and I see 0 problem with it?
CongratsYouAreHereNow
that's not a question, you tit
MechanicalFoundGhost
Wow, are you single?
ordazmic
It’s cuz no ones gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ‘Nam
Holyfuckwhatsagoodusername
Great for sneaking snacks into movies!
yourbassist
*beer
ProffesorGoogle
I've brought milk shakes in, full taco bell meals. I havn't tried a pizza yet
oVexlz
I've given up on being subtle, at my local theater I just walk in with an outside drink, they have yet to say anything.
PyllyNalleMissionaries
Also, storage!
Xenarion
Fashion and people pushing down others to make themselves feel better.
zeethenomad
Perfect cell phone holder.
FourWindBadger
Yeah me too I love those
gearsfan1549
they highlight the tactical inferiority of purses. women hate when their weaknesses are empgasized
Electriccarsbestcars
For me it is because I want to admire my husbands bootay and cargo shorts are just too loose.
Huggitt17
He needs better shorts then. Mine show off my assets just fine.
Huggitt17
My wife loves them because it means she doesn't have to carry a purse.
whatupmyknitters
according to this science i watched once, so is a butthole.
schmooz
And milkshakes
EazyE693
Grow up, Peter Pan.
auserwithaname
*Shy first responder voice* "I carry first aid supplies in it"
czme
There's just so much room.for activities
OldTownPhantom
...did you make a vanoss reference? Or am I just a nerd?
DixonHillPrivateEye
Like, loose Skittles?
randamnthoughts
I always say they're like Subarus, functional but ugly as hell
MrDankWaffle
The WRX and BRZ would like a word with you.
Ryebread91
A need another upvote for you.
boukalele
Actually they're for tater tots
AbridgedKirito
Robotguy4
Pretty sure they're for ravioli.
eddyfinnso
corbynDallas
Perfect
OtterlyMagnificent
Not JUST tots. Perfect snackage pouches. And with the button-close top, stuff stays in reach even on a roller-coaster.
TheZabadabadoo
Women hate cargo shorts because it reveals female fashion's tactical inferiority.
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TheZabadabadoo
That's an image that does oddly relate to cargo shorts.
IAmYourGodNow
But women have a built in cargo pocket!
FireOnThePoopDeck
I’m a woman who loves cargo shorts. I also don’t think female fashion’s tactical inferiority is a secret, wish it would change!
hechicera84
Myself and the only other female production worker got cargo pants with our uniform and all the guys are a little jealous.
melindarae
Appropriately recycled response, +1.
Kamica
I say to them: You too can wear cargo shorts you know?
DixonHillPrivateEye
Guys, imagine if we could make a cargo skirt or a cargo dress....so many pockets! We'd be unstoppable!
TimbiquiDarkThirty
Utili-kilt... It's a thing
Mentok
You've got a million dollar idea on your hands
classybroad
I have one. I get hit on by lesbians a lot, but I can carry so many fuckin' beers.
saraseeees
I have one too. I get asked to join a lot of softball teams.
NoodleWhisperer
http://www.altkilt.com/files/imagecache/product_full/IMG_0782.jpg
CptRobotNinja
Google utilikilt
DesignNerd86
Then they wouldn't have an excuse to buy a new purse so often.
jkf1911
Like the tacti-kilt?
DixonHillPrivateEye
God what a great product name!
jkf1911
Sadly I think 5.11 Tactical beat us to the punch awhile ago.
greenking13
http://cdnb.lystit.com/photos/2013/04/08/burberry-brit-khaki-green-stretch-cotton-cargo-dress-product-1-7706795-189138777.jpeg Close Enough?
DixonHillPrivateEye
I bet those aren't even real pockets
greenking13
Undoubtedly correct.
daintyturdnuggets
silentwolf1999
Patriarchy something something mad.
TheZabadabadoo
CityYeti
They're just jealous because of the pockets
CassiusPolybius
Why *don't* women's clothes have pockets?
MundaneFinality
Because they will be judged for not being fashionable, and are trained to care about that sort of thing.
CityYeti
The women I live with all say it's because if they put things in their pockets, their pants wouldn't look cute
amarie911
For me personally it’s more because if I put certain items in my pockets then it becomes too uncomfortable to sit..
EnderMoth
because then we wouldn't be forced to buy purses, it's a market demand scheme!
SomeCrazyNerd
God: Put your stuff in a bag lol. Men: Lol. God: Lol.
AndrewPChapman
Because they still buy them. Guys don’t buy clothes which lack pockets. My swim shorts have pockets. My *pajamas* have pockets.
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
I just realized the reason I avoid wearing a pair of pjs I have: it's the only one without pockets. I subconsciously avoid it.