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Unless she was just looking for cuddles, Archie has my line of thinking!
Jun 27, 2017 7:31 AM
SomeoneTookMyUsernameToo
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TheDreadPirateWestley
Why does the kid look so angry?
malfunctionm1ke
virgil592
I think Veronica is about to lay out an old fashioned Riverdale Asswhoopin.
90sWereGold
Archie comics and Amelia Bedelia books were the best growing up
Rasdwatrium
Oh..I..thought the controller was for a remote controlled vibrator or something.
WeaponizedAutisticCanadian
Archie is like me. I dont know where i is
Snarkoleptic
He's a freckled redhead. Unrealistic.
SexCopFirePenis
I don't remember Archie being gay...I only remember REALLY wanting to kick Reggie's ass and then fuck Veronica in his bed. Me, not Archie1/2
SexCopFirePenis
Remember? He's gay.
InAnAirplane
so my uncle drew for archie in the 70s. My grandma his sister recently passed away, I never figured out which ones he supposedly drew.
SpaghettiHeresy
Leroy got a dollar then he used that on World of Warcraft.
LittleBigJedi98
NoGoodNick
https://youtu.be/TG7Vo8jhxaI
sh3nhu
Then the girl wants to be railed.
ipointoutrepeats
Insert AreYouNotIntoTrains.png
shabbybox
Riverdale tv show is bad
GeminiBattle
What a fool! They totally should have set up those cars to go DOWN the hill, not up! Rookie mistake.
Rockham
I can honestly and proudly say this is me
Jellacio
swatz
Must be before things turned dark! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/63/ArchieVsPredator1.png/250px-ArchieVsPredator1.png
yotsuya
I still have "Archie Meets the Punisher" around here, somewhere.
swatz
hehe, forgot about that one.
DaveGrohlsLegWiggle
I choo choo chose you!
r0b0tc0rpse
They're slot cars, not a train set, jackass.
donttemptmeokay
junkhead412
HylianFox
one kid REALLY likes the speedo man!
fourkingbaker
You know how I know he's gay?
upvotesforass
Good one
stoots24
"ARCHIE IS NOT FUCKING MR. WEATHERBEE!!!!"
stoots24
"Read between the lines, bitch..."
Puntasticpundit7
And then they fucked
Shewasinstock
And then they kill him
TheBelleOfTheBrawl
See, I would watch Riverdale if it actually captured the awesome that is Archie comics
electrifyingseer
but there is cole sprouse
HieronymousFlex
Or if it had any good writing. Or any interesting characters. Or really any merit at all.
TheBelleOfTheBrawl
Semantics
CantWeAllJustGetOolong
I watched it anyways because it's my generations soap opera. The most interesting character is Jughead's dad who doesn't show up for a while
IDontHaveARealUsername
LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY MMNJEENKIIIINS
jonasbm
went all the way down to find this in the comments :)
DeepBlueNothing
Priorities
nononini
Yeah Weeeeee is my highest priority too. Weeeeeeeeeee!
mineoc
Dragerien
God damnit... *saves image*
GandolphLundgren
https://media.giphy.com/media/UlYq4cSAJDdKg/200.gif
HylianFox
We could get killed! Or worse, EXPELLED!!!
Dramacian
Some things never change http://imgur.com/h0fy9YC
TheBrickumentarian
Archie did it! Archie did it!
foesmono
how in the hell did you find this reference?
natabus
It went up from a coin to a bill. Some things change.
QuazMasta
My research says Archie comics predate Cosper, but only by ~10 yrs. They overlapped many years. Either one could have been created first!
Dramacian
Couldn't find relevant info for Cosper (nickname) The book is a mix of french drawings before publishing. The rest... unknown.
KingOfTheAnarchists
Yes, now Hitler will make the trains run on time!
AgolfHiller
I sure did buddy
dontlookatmeever
lintwizard
Wow, he looks like he's having a gas!
Cloudakira
BUT WHO KILLED JASON BLOSSOM???
UglyGilly
Show any good?
IHateBeingBipolarItsAwesome
As someone that got stuck reading Archie comics in my youth, I love it. It's my guilty pleasure tv show.
UglyGilly
I grew up with the comics too loved them still have a lot of the books I've bought. I'll check it out.
LittleE92
Wasn't it his dad?
KhajiitHasWaresIfYouHaveUpvotes
Was waiting for a Riverdale reference. THANK YOU!!
BecauseDogsDie
Give it to me honestly, I got through half the first episode and it seems just awful. Does it get better? Should I continue?
KhajiitHasWaresIfYouHaveUpvotes
I was a bit unsure at first but it does get better and if say it's worth a watch
CantWeAllJustGetOolong
It toes the line of "someone's fanfic" and "we had mediocre soap opera and needed a way to sell it". I love it, but it's pretty contrived
CapnMerica123
It's terrible if you want something that's related to Archie.
Cabreza
It just hit me that Archie is basically the sexually uninterested main protagonist that all the girls are chasing from anime.
Randomgamerdude
Actually quite a few harem MCs are interested. They do have a tendency to be extremely dense though, which is what makes the trope annoying.
HylianFox
like the ending of Caveman Ninja
edevolt
Watch Tenchi Muyo, the first harem anime I watched where male lead protagonist, just wants to be friends.
SomeoneAlreadyTookMrPoopyButthole
Is that what they call "senpai" ...?
Remilin
Dodger had a video a while back connecting just this. Good watch, too. https://youtu.be/qPAYrp8_P_U
Suikodenstar
Archer Muyo!
isildur
I'm guessing you wrote "Archi Muyo" and spellcheck autocorrected it?
Suikodenstar
Yeah
APairOfBrownEyes
JUGGHEAD.
Andalite
That is...a different definition of "sexually uninterested" than I'm used to.
thraxcres
His character is literally girl crazy. The author describes him as girl crazy
Misterdruglicious
he also has a habit of losing the girl he is with by wanting another girl, dude pulls
trailwanderer
uninterested? no. into what he can't have at that given moment? yes.
KungFuMexican
but he is interested. *illuminati noises in the distance*
pillowmancasting
What noises do(es) the illuminati make?
KungFuMexican
illuminati noises
ForSomeAbstractReason
Presshearttocontinue has a segment on the harem style and how Archie was pretty much the first. "Welcome to the Fandom"
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
uninterested, no. Rather like an American harem anime, yes
Scrubbeh
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck....
nipplepanties
Me please- the woman
ProphetTenebrae
Harem stories usually have the protagonist more inept/shy/awkward than uninterested.
10tacles
There is one where the guy and the girls are willing but it is illegal.
wyatt8740
Me in a nutshell, but without a harem
Falos
"oblivious" does happen enough to trope, sometimes "dense" is the jargon, or maybe that was just during
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
either you're watching only shonen, or you're grossly misinterpreting most anime's protagonists.
Mankytoes
Light Yagami?
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
he's a villain, and a sociopath. and Death Note is seinen, not shonen.
Mankytoes
I didn't say he was any of those things, he's an anime protagonist who attracts girls but appears uninterested.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
he's still rather unusual. they vast majority of anime protagonists at least aren't villains.
Porecomesis
I think he refers to the Infinite Stratos sort of protagonist, the dense dullard that's about as sexually active as a grain of flour.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
yes, that appears to be shonen. either, what kinda example is that? i watch a lot of anime, and even I had to look this series up.
Porecomesis
Eh, a circle I was in was kinda familiar with it. Then again, said circle was very weird.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
being in a circle is already pretty rare ...
DamianWinters
Not even Shounen just has characters like that though.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
it's still a trope that's more common in shonen than in other genres.
xSquirrelly
He's referring to the harem trope, which is extremely common...
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
see "grossly misinterpreting most anime's protagonists". just because you don't manage to speak out about it, doesn't mean you're not >
xSquirrelly
significant number of anime that run the harem trope have a main protagonist that is clueless. Yes, there are a few that aren't. Less common
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
> interested.
Codox3000
Sexually uninterested? You haven't read much Archie have you
Komrad822
No I havent, tell me about it.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Just the title, so I'm an expert
Sleevey27
The only Archie comics I read are the Sonic the Hedgehog comics
ChilBlaines
I read the Archie vs Predator comic book. Does that count?
deeznuts4eva
I had to go and google if that was real thing. Fortunately it is :)
TinyBatman
https://www.darkhorse.com/Comics/27-991/Archie-vs-Predator-1#prettyPhoto
jaminjimmyjames
Yeah. There are 2 camps of Archie writers. One that writes about teen problems, the other that has Archie's ghost fight aliens.
ITYPEINCAPSCOSEVERYTHINGEXCITESME
THE FUCK WAS THAT WEIRD ARCHIE SHOW. II ONLY REMEMBER ONE EPISODE, EVERYONE WAS BEING MIND-CONTROLLED BY A POTATO????????
fadecomic
Aw, man, you are in for a treat. There are some dark Archies out there for real. They take on zombies seriously even.
jaminjimmyjames
Life with Archie: The Married Life #36-37
jiynxed
and archie's dead. murdered protecting a friend from a homophobe.
wormfood
who won?
DarkwingDuc
Who's next?
jaminjimmyjames
IDK. Probably the Punisher, who is also Archie canon.
sleepyurchin
You decide!!
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
We did
RobJenkins
Gingers reproduce asexually. I was home schooled and haven't bothered to varify it but I'm willing to bet my current spare change on it
Jellacio
Verify. Who taught u to spell, one of your mommas?
shuttlecockinakumquat
Snakes have legs
RobJenkins
Reptilia is big ol' genus and there are legs involved somewhere, or you are a crazy taxidermist
HypocriticalBastard
*verify
RobJenkins
Cheers boss! I'll pass your comment on to my copy editor, these threads are important records for the ages after all.
RobJenkins
Should say that I currently have £1.37 in change and a mysterious "squire" padlock key with minor rust spots
ITYPEINCAPSCOSEVERYTHINGEXCITESME
II SMELL A REFERENCE, POSSIBLY?
flashnbg
You're on buddy ! How much is £1.37 in used aluminium, i only have that currency
flashnbg
Should say i currently have 21kg, maybe 22 if i play my cards right tonight when scrapping
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RobJenkins
Oh man, that makes so much sense and explains the uncontrollable rages I get. I'm in a rage right now but Brits are understated what what.
JC0G
The stereotypes are strong with this one.
36roentgen
It's sad that people can't get that this is a joke...
Jellacio
I was joking abt the "homeschooled by SisterWife Mothers".
iJustRobbedYoGifInSomeGucciFlipFlops
Honestly!