MellivoraCapensis
81670
1480
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Dec 15, 2016 2:13 PM
MellivoraCapensis
81670
1480
68
PizzaGovorun
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
"Unless they are low-class militia, fuck those guys"
OctopusOccult
And if you play against me in civ just give me your cities and move on.
EricDerRote
like a true leader
skybejef
General Washington formed my country. Fuck this post.
meadowgreene
The venerated Virginian veteran
heatwave2742
Sounds more like something Ben Franklin would want
nougatman66
We stuff him, and in that way we honor him
HalloweenAintTillManana
I only get $2 bills at strip clubs now.
DetrimentalWolf
Rah
TheFavouriteFavouriter
It's how he would want it
SalisburyShuffle
"Washington, Washington. 6 foot 20' fucking killing for fun"
GreenFox
well... actually when he was put on the $1 that was worth closer to $20. Still probably ended up in YEE OLD Stripper thong though..
squirrelocaust
https://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc
Ryuk713
MySoulHurts
Lately I've adopted a new motto, to buy now and regret later. Benji's face always serves to show me his approval of my decision.
Timesplosion
Good point. That champion of debauchery, Benny Franklin, should be on the one. Give Washington the hundred.
Impossibrew
i dunno you got plenty of high rollers throwing hundreds at strippers.
degenerator
"They don't smell, they don't swell, they don't tell, and they're grateful as hell."
sunnydelinquent
On a total side note: George was a legit good dude in pretty much all cases.
pablozzyzzk
Apart from the extermination of the Native Americans thing. And owning slaves.
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
DURING HIS PRESIDENCY, HE ILLEGALLY ROTATED OUT HIS SLAVES SO THAT THEY WOULDN'T BE FREED.
HurtYou
Single exception being slavery (that I can think of right now).
Zreen
There's also that time he charged his unit into combat, sparking the French-Indian War
SkiMaskThePlumpGod
I mean, it would've happened anyway, he just started it on a bad note by getting defeated.
TheGameDoctor
"I was younger than you are now, when I was young and dreamed of glory you have no control..."
Abeedeebeedeebumbum
Who lives, who dies, who tells your stoooorryy...
SinisterStingray
Every time I see this I wish it said "dancing hussies" instead of strippers
LiterallyYourGrandpa
I always imagine "Strumpets" would be fitting too.
SinisterStingray
"Bar room wenches" or "tap house trollops" would also be acceptable
roguishdrummer
Dancing Hessians?
Zachakx
Definitely prancing hussars.
roguishdrummer
What about those partying Prussians?