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Mar 27, 2018 5:17 PM
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Sveinnofthewhitehorse
Don't they refer to this as Stockholm syndrome?
TurangaLeeIa
Well. This is worrisome.
Gav294
Compound515
If you need the threat of eternal hell to cause you to act like a good person, then your not a good person
IMadeThisAccountForDots
It really conveys the idea of "god is love"
bippityboppitybuttsex
It's your hell, you burn in it
19somethingand5
TioMoMo333
Hell doesn't exist and is contrary to the idea of a loving God.
TygrF
The God of Love grants eternal Life to all those who confess Faith in his Mercy.
Shepardsweshallbe
What's that gif about needing god and the treat of hell to keep you from raping and murdering, you are a shit person
Mrblump
Pretty metal.
chefchris357
God loves you but if you don’t love him back he’s going to fuckin get you and burn you for eternity. God is Mark Wahlberg in the movie Fear.
phukimgur
muisverriet
I wanna go to hell so i can have an eternal rock-off with the Devil
cepheidvariable
God can go fuck himself.
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
Worship the God Of Torture or the God Of Torture will torture you while blaming you for being tortured by the God Of Torture!
69Voltage
Gotta love how religions use fear smh
DoYouEvenCareAboutPeople
Fear & shame are great ways to control people, in politics 2. "Immigrants will offer annilingus to your demented grandpa and harvest sewer."
riggeroo
Get the fuck outta here.
z0920108
"Eternal suffering awaits anyone that questions God's infinite love" Bill Hicks
MrGinn
Religion, the creators of fear mongering.
buttbuttpartywagon
Man made hell
Deadmetal42
"Telling an atheist that they're going to hell is like a child telling an adult that Santa Clause isn't real."
TygrF
Even sillier considering how many people (including here in these comments) don't know the difference between God & Santa Claus.
FiestaCamel
the fuck you mean hes not real.....where do the damn cookies go?
qyrriqat
I very clearly remember seeing Tim Allen in that movie. Don't try telling me it isn't real.
JRHollywood
How does this have ZERO downvotes???? I'd downvote this so hard it'll turn into the guy in the picture
APlusInArsonClass
Because it's so stupid it's hilarious.
Randomice
Which god? There are a bunch of them.
69Voltage
There are none
RearadmiralButtStuff
Pupos, the god of minor inconveniences.
cowpaca
Morgan freeman is a good choice
bigdaddyfatpants
Which God!?!?! My God of course...
Randomice
That's exactly what I thought. Glad we agree it is My God.
bigdaddyfatpants
Maybe? Is your god my God?
Randomice
Probably not. But that is your fault.
GrossIncandescence
*facepalms from normal religious people echoing across the land*
AyYoJoey
Normal religious people are still a little cuckoo
GrossIncandescence
Well, no, cuckoo religious people are cuckoo. Normal religious people are normal, few though they may be.
AyYoJoey
You have to be a little cuckoo to believe in fairy tales.
InoffensivePablum
Hey, if it wasn't for God, young children might get molested, or die from cancer or have their eyeballs eaten from the inside by parasites.
DragonDildoChandelier
LearnToMakeARouxImgur
wow that website is atrocious
til4d92
Theyre not allowed to believe on the internet
DrKillebrew
"god is mercy" but sets up a system in which you can burn forever.
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
*Conditions Apply
LettiGo
i think god is a hanzo main, actually.
Glengoolie
hackller
gods, like religion are all made up! now used to extract money from sheep!
ProjectSatan
sheep dont have money. sheep have wool.
hackller
not those sort of real sheep, i mean brainwashed sheep!
ProjectSatan
brainwashed or not, sheep have wool
hackller
ok sheeple!
ProjectSatan
well thats a stupid word
AyYoJoey
But if i don't believe in god, i don't believe in hell.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
I don't believe in jail.
imadindunuffin
But that's where you're gonna go if you don't believe in God.
joebuck123
Gotta love the inherent circularity.
itsPixie
I think it's just a conspiracy, he's still mad at Lucifer and doesn't want him to have friends. I'll go hang out with him.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Wait, didn't Jesus die for all sins, past present and future? So, isn't even Hitler in heaven?
effinwizard
Possibly.. Who knows what really happens between a man and god.
TygrF
Did Hitler die confessing full Faith in Christ? Doubtful, since he didn't live his life that way...
bippityboppitybuttsex
I am saying he didn't need to. I am saying Jesus died for everyone's sins, ever.
TygrF
Yes, He did, But only those that confess Faith in Him will be with Him in eternity.
AyYoJoey
But what if god doesn't believe in me?
TygrF
He does. You ready to return the favor?
TimeKeepsOnMoving
Well if he's anything like your parents, he doesn't.
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
Burn worse than the fires of Perdition!
Shenili
You mean, like a human?
Gryphob
Since we were made in his image, God doesn't believe in us. Problem solved
thatnewfieguy
OodelallyGollyWhatADay
In hell