DrPepperWho
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Jun 1, 2017 3:59 PM
DrPepperWho
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oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
The gym thing: There's an app called Pact that'll pay you(admittedly small amounts) to hit the gym.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I'm not afraid to admit I understood everything he said in #10.
coffeebeandean
If you put anything of the sort on your dashboard, know that I hate you
ExtraRains
You should never lay a bunny on its back. It goes into a state of paralysis
MagicalCupcake9
The title though
ShinPurple
And if you watch this thing alone You probably didn’t laugh, but maybe a few times you exhaled out of your nose
unstableagenda
The Cleveland guy alone earned you the up vote
TougWeiner
Nice dump
Lwfc
I need that phone case! +1
GrunticusrulerofRelmz
You and me, both.
InnerUniverse
#4 Yeah because what people considering the gym need is yet another excuse not to go.
DPunicorn
+1 hadnt seen some of them
cheeseguy3412
TheCrazyVulcan
TardisHunter
+1 for Merlin Monroe
VolcanoHerder
Halloween costume idea! Im gonna do it (hopefully)!
ghettosoak
#16 that's Switzerland, not Russia
kissmyash
House was a plumber?
oOWARLOCKOo
Anyone else use Kermit's voice for the Muppet one
swinglinered
It's not always about the length of the workout. You could be doing 1-3 rep max effort sets. Length is more for calorie burning/endurance.
PatchworkFox
#4 - I would end up paying full price after the first few months. I mean everyday is a lot to ask. 3 times a week maybe.
where2bee2
That bunny looks pissed to be a case
mutney
He's tranced out. It's an instinct to zone out if they get turned over so it's less horrible being eaten. Not nice of his owner.
pollypocketfullofposies
WHAT IS THAT CAT MADE OF?!
YouNeedAJacketAndImLowOnGas
My gym does the money back thing!
crazyhindu
Eco gym?
Robroyoldboy
She stole her bike back. YES!!!
chandler17
soooo, that Russian plumber guy is House, right?
DaYooper
I thoughth he looked like Mike Rowe
panchita86
Maybe if Mike Rowe and House had a child...
ShibiSF
I know too much about the Get Down Mr. President FB post guys! AGH my worlds are colliding!
swinglinered
Someone please explain Bramble Jam.Black Betty.
daiconrad
It's from an old song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R044sleOW6I
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
Except gyms are structured that they count on people never going.
crazyhindu
Eco gym. The more you work out the less you pay. Eventually you pay nothing. The machines power the building. Electric company buys it back.
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
That just sounds like slavery with extra steps.
crazyhindu
Kinda. But you get to work out and the gym still makes money. Plus no whipping or you know forced labour.
starrlight3
I feel for the girl that missed the ice cream truck, I really do
fivefootone
I once accidentally licked my ice cream off the cone. I feel her pain.
hammersquirrel
It's so relatable because we've all missed one of life's proverbial ice cream trucks at some point
Poserman
The bloody ice cream man does that here. He rings his bell, I already have the money in my pocket and my shoes on, I run outside, he's gone.
Poserman
He's just impatient. I've seen him maybe 20 times, I haven't yet been able to get ice cream from him. The bloody bastard.
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
The damn guy drives by our apartment at least four times a day. No worries here. He also uses all tips received to pay for popsicles 1/2
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
2/2 for kinda who can't afford them.
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
Kids
emguhraeb
Didn't even notice till I read this comment lol
starrlight3
Wow that just warmed my little grinch heart.
BUBBLETRON
#4 there is such a place. My mom goes to a gym that if you log a certain amount of hours each month they wave the next month's fee.
oieokillertofu
So there doesn't need to by a gym...
GoneMadBrb
My gym does this too!
niccxo
What gym is this?
BUBBLETRON
Honestly I am not sure. It's somewhere near my mom's work.
GoneMadBrb
Mine is the YMCA.
JadeMcLeod
*quietly places finger in ear*
whocanPelican
*quietly places finger on ear*
funkyphil101wastakensoichosethis
*quietly places finger in rear*
Isaiah12vs2
Stands around staring blankly at nothing.
DemonsPain88
*TACKLES*
JamieSmyth
GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT!
INeverCheckTheUserNames
*quietly places finger in ear*
emguhraeb
*quietly places finger in your ear* *whispers* "why did you let me do that?"
SigynRose
*also quietly places finger in ear*
OstentatiousMusings
*quietly places finger in ear*
Saintwing
*doesn't put finger in ear*
spellbolourwithak
*places finger in ear* GET DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT
lseenippIe
Wait wha-