the not so itsy bittsy spider climbed into my tub

Jul 24, 2014 3:23 PM

you didn't..take the banana back did you?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is when a can of deoderant and a cigarette lighter becomes your best friend.

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sorry about your house!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I hate spiders, but a small part of me still wanted to "aww" because it's a momma and her babies. No, but seriously, light them on fire now.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know exactly how big those nopes are.

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Let us take a moment to remember, OP. The only man brave enough to not only document the NOPE's, but grab a banana for scale. Here's to you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry about the house, OP.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Ethanol and a lighter. Thank me later!

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Wolf spider...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well. you gotta move

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Wow. sorry about your house. Was it pretty while it burned?

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no flies? thank a spider

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I think I'd rather have a fly in my house than a giant nest of spiders

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is there a species of spiders that eats roaches? cos I would fucking import those bitches, ECOLOGICAL DISASTERS BE DAMNED!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know whether to be proud or scared.

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D:

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*Feverishly searches ceiling, walls and floors*

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This is what I've been doing all morning... I share this tub.

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Guy finds this in the tub and runs for a camera and a banana. That's nope-capturing dedication.

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