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shakinmyhead
#2 is so true and so sad. Srsly i am a horrible teacher in topics i never learned before. How do you expect me to teach it myself?
TheVampireDante
c001namehere
It’s been 25 yrs since my last exam and this still speaks to me on a very personal level
LoudMouthNelly
Just happy I am not the only one who laugh's at myself in the mirror when I'm lit
yakiudon
+1 for ‘learn everything free from Indian guy on youtube’
Lollooooo
Is there really am Indian guy on yt that teaches for free?
BeesKneesJohanson
All of the Indian dudes teach for free on YT. Anytime I look for a video on a topic it’s an Indian dude 98% of the time.
SithShodan
#4 The unspoken rule of engineering, whatever problem you skip over for practice, you'll see on the test.
HoldMeCloserPhiTauDancer
Yup, most stem classes are like that. The Prof. have assigned same problems so many times, they know which ones ppl skip,& put those on exam
TehMightyEngineer
Hah! The pinned connection one got me. That so stupidly funny.
Kevcah
#12 it's sad that I know exactly what book the image of the beam came from. Haven't looked at it in about 6 years too.
BeesKneesJohanson
I think I still have the book myself.
Mmmmm337
Hibbeler
tomyironmane
tomyironmane
Take all the parts you loved about dynamics, vibrations, fluid mechanics, heat transfer, electrical engineering, and electromagnetism...
tomyironmane
... and jam them into one class where you will be required to integrate them all in new and exciting ways with control software.
tomyironmane
You are permitted neither calculator nor formula sheet. This class is required to graduate. This class is a prerequisite.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Because THAT's indicative of work conditions...
tomyironmane
Welcome to engineering, the only college required to list mental health numbers and the suicide hotline in the syllabus.
Septcanmat
“Feedback? Oh, it’s just a box with a line that goes in, a line that goes and then back in, and another line that just comes out. Simple!”
Septcanmat
Three months of math later...
Muffinhammer
As a 4th year audio engineering student #6 hurts because we are basically art students/patch monkeys
fortheloveofsloth
Viewing engineering school dumps years after having graduated
MatORiley
#2..... People who excel at math and science should go into math and science. The percentage of peopke in my engineering classes who have...
MatORiley
No concept or interest in the way things are put together or the way things work is too high.
MatORiley
Being good at math does not make you a good engineer.
ozjuggler
Yeah, that just means math skill isn't sufficient, but it's still necessary.
Atomic2
#13 I am in this photo and I do not like it.
LargerHadronCollider
Lol debt xD
gnomegenome
Not sure what college is like now, but 20 years ago I had no time to take 16 hour naps. #8
ministryofpeace
Who's the Indian YouTube lecturer?
renaissancesomething
I though it was Sal Khan from Khan Academy. If I'm not mistaken, his videos are hosted by YouTube.
weeshful
I'm happy to be an engineer with 10 years xp. But #3 is so real. I took the next semester completely off after Dynamics.
PotatoFaceSmurf666
As far as the Tesla truck goes, I'm still waiting on the Jeep Hurricane concept.
Halfton81
I can't believe they built the Gladiator, though I wish they would've done a two-door with a long bed.
dlshark
I wish they would have build the Comanche. Exactly as it was in the 80s
Halfton81
That'd be the dream rig right there. Just do it with modern updates. Big I6. 6 speed manual trans. Dana 44's or better all around. 7ft bed.
rickchurianmortydate
As a 3rd year engineering student... Yes.
flemkin
As a holder of a CS degree gotten long ago, I laugh in *Theory of Computation*
BeesKneesJohanson
I’m currently trying to keep it together in that class, I am going to be so pissed if I have to come back to retake this POS class.
Filanwizard
#1 is why I use a gaming laptop. They are generally better ventilated to start with and scream less when put under load.
IdiotSavantTinker
*Nods in agreement while desktop graphics card screams like a wind tunnel*
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Plus easy access to procrastination. Although I found chores like vacuuming and laundry are a lot more fun than final projects......
BeesKneesJohanson
Generally. Though yesterday I was a working on a project for my comp. graphics class and the GPU’s fan sounded like it was about to take off
IdiotSavantTinker
*Laughs in Draftsman*
steviEa
#2 you don’t pay to learn from school. You pay for a piece of paper certifying you from an institution with a given reputation.
GuardsmanMiku
so why does it cost so much fukin money
HoldMeCloserPhiTauDancer
Certification from ‘institution with given reputation’. People don’t apply to Harvard because classes are worlds better, the connections are
Deermark
Increased administration costs for no reason.
cadburyegg
With the flood of these dumps lately I'm going to guess that the engineering students just finished finals
CheckMate343
I just finished mine. Gonna be taking the same two again next semester too. At least my University is happy to charge me again.
DiggyDog24
Hell exists and we created it
SniffinGriffin
I have my last final in an hour and here I am. There were some good engineering memes last night too
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Those exams were about 30 years ago for me. I miss them terribly. {laughs like a maniac}
FlamingDeathGoat
I finished my Science of electromagnetics yesterday... I've never been so happy with a C in my life!
HoldMeCloserPhiTauDancer
Yeah, this is Finals week for most Universities. Source: recent Grad, but still have ‘superSenior’ friends posting suicidal memes
rickchurianmortydate
Finished my last final on Monday
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bigbirdchokingonausedcondom
I am 5 minutes from having my last engineering final for the year. So close
ParadoxicalSheep
Of the decade! You got this
ILikeNewEnglandBeer
Also every engineer who took the October 2019 Professional Engineering (PE) Exam is FINALLY getting results today and tomorrow
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Good luck! Reminds me I'm about to owe a colleague a beer.
ILikeNewEnglandBeer
I passed! This was my second attempt taking Water Resources & Environmental - I'm a Professional Engineer now!!!!!!!!!!!!
NiceButtress
Yep. Just found out I failed. Here’s to taking it again in April.
ILikeNewEnglandBeer
Hang in there! I had to retake it as well. Lots of good engineers have had to take it multiple times. It's a huge obstacle!
NiceButtress
Thank you! I also too the water resources depth! BTW, CONGRATS on passing! That’s so exciting and I’m sure a huge weight off your shoulders!
BeesKneesJohanson
I’m just trying to survive dead week. So far I’ve had a computer graphics project presentation, major field test, and coding project due.
BeesKneesJohanson
Next week I have a final each of the first four days, and I’m hoping for a Hail Mary in one of them so I can graduate.
asianmilkspray
I dreamt I failed my finals, then I woke up and realised I graduated 10 years ago.
pickinganameistoomuchpressure
Nay, are in the midst of procrastinating said finals
MoRock90
...am in a final now...please help me.
Cheelio
You are correct. 2 more to go
TriggerII
3 more to go, these all hit home.
art278331
Got anatomy in the morning and a paper due Sunday, on the bright side Im planning on making a diy electrospinning rig when I get home
Apocalypsox
just finished my last final this evening. I'm dead.
cameronmulvihill7
No we're just avoiding studying for finals
EngineerforPresident
The memes wouldn’t be depressing if the students were all done
Aslongaseveryoneishappyiguess
I like the template on the last one there and hope to see more of it. Good work overall +1
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OutisNobody
I agree. Onward!
minibois
I have seen it in the past too
zimirken
At my current company you arent allowed to roll over or cash out vacation so half the office is gone off and on through december
CrazyCatLad
My job doesn't technically allow you to carry over. Use or lose. My department luckily is more lenient and is fine with carrying over some.
blipblow
That clown is a distraction from what's really important
Saddamhuss
That's not a new template
insegrevious
as you can see, it was developed and created by ifunny
mrfeltersnatch
Do they have an “engineers aren’t funny” class?
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
At friends wedding they joked about how engineers married nurses because they need all the help...
dunewarrior
Engineers marrying nurses is such a stereotype in Canada yet completely unheard of in the USA... its so weird.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
A good chunk of my church is made up of those couples
BeesKneesJohanson
Not really, that’s just a given quality of any engineer
TheVampireDante
They did, but it was worked around with some duct tape, a few toothpicks and an 8 volt battery. the board still doesn't understand it.
ozjuggler
Ah yes, 8.4V, the environmentally friendly version of 9.0V.
GravyTrainOnBiscuitWheels
Damn if the Cybertruck did look like that tho
chrishallett83
You mean, designed to be functional? Imagine that!
BeesKneesJohanson
And the other one isn’t functional?
chrishallett83
As compared to a regular ute, it's a fucking joke. No headroom in the back, small tray that you can't load from the side, no towing mirrors.
BeesKneesJohanson
Oh, I thought you meant the actual Tesla truck was more functional than the other. Yeah I’m no fan of the real cybertruck.
chrishallett83
Yeah what was delivered is a joke. But Musk cultists continue to shit themselves all over it online.
BeesKneesJohanson
#3 should be changed to Fluid Dynamics fuck the Navier-Stokes equations.
thelatentheatflux
That's all of atmospheric science! We do a lot more math than most people realize.
astamurti
https://xkcd.com/1851/ "Title text: Magnetohydrodynamics combines the intuitive nature of Maxwell's equations with the easy solvability 1/2
astamurti
of the Navier-Stokes equations. It's so straightforward physicists add "relativistic" or "quantum" just to keep it from getting boring." 2/2
JonWallace1985
Fucking not even sure if it has a unique solution and shit
ImaTrashyGalaxy
Still unproven haaaaa
MightyMouseTech
Really? Differential Calculus? You remember that shit? [shudder]
BeesKneesJohanson
Well the professor I had for differentials made it so easy to learn we could do it with no calculator. So no problem there.
MightyMouseTech
Our prof was named Dr Bastard for a reason.
ATinyWaffle
Honestly Thermo was way harder than Fluids at my university.
aligs2920
Silverdogz
Loved fluids. Hated thermo tbh
cfbshank36
The best part was viscous/compressible flow! /s
thelatentheatflux
It needs another panel for coding up the dynamics in a model. Going from continuous math to discretized math is so much worse, oof.
Septcanmat
Continuous-> discrete is nowhere near as bad as discrete->continuous. Everything just becomes infinity.
thelatentheatflux
Fair enough! I've just been learning how to code up a basic weather model lately, and I definitely liked my dynamics classes better, haha.
shocknauts
I used to read from the text to my wife. A more effective sedative has yet to be discovered. Out cold & snoring in under a minute every time
LetumComplexo
There needs to be a bigger, angrier dude after the last one for compiler theory on mine.
BeesKneesJohanson
You know what? OS was fine for me. Memory management was probably the hardest, but it was doable. Comp. Theory though? Fuck that class.
IMayNotReplyToYou
I'd like to say I am studying renewable energy engineering at uni and I love it. Yeah it's one of the hardest types of engineering, buf
angelquzero
As a graduated Engineer, I get my diploma tomorrow. Every single Engineer thinks his is harder than the rest.
HoldMeCloserPhiTauDancer
Weird flex, but go chase that internship & future career
pallemanns
Everyone thinks that their own studies are the hardest ones.
CokieMonster69
No way, I did civil engineering and I have no delusions it was harder than physics. Poor bastards
drmuelr
Negative: biology and physics are way harder. My fields don't require memorization of 10,000 random hexagons or invoking general relativity.
IMayNotReplyToYou
Btw the relativity would be special relativity- the most interesting
IMayNotReplyToYou
Very true
IMayNotReplyToYou
The level of interest I have is high, it's amazing and I recommend it. It's also the highest growing sector so I will have a high paying job
angelquzero
I by fact know it is not the "highest" growing sector. I work for Siemens so..but its great don't get me wrong.
IMayNotReplyToYou
Well pv and solar double everg few years, but at least it one of the biggest growing sectors, and will be one of the most important
IMayNotReplyToYou
Also I may work for Siemens next year, are you in the UK?
angelquzero
No, I work for Siemens in México City. I like it. Only been here 3 months
ozjuggler
It's easy to be a fast growing sector when 1) it started from a very low baseline, and 2) it's a bubble supported temporarily by subsidies.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
I'm a mechanical engineer by trade, working in green energy, and this is true. You'd be better served by a mainline degree (mech/elec/civ).
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
My BOSS was a solar engineering major in the 1960s and he ended up doing mechanical design his whole career. Spent last 20 years in energy.
IMayNotReplyToYou
My lecturer was the number 1 amputee surgeon in the UK and now has tuned to my field to teach us!
IMayNotReplyToYou
Without a lot of doubt if I work hard. I am also conservative, that apparently needs to be said for some reason
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Hahaha, my "other" boss (who's an ArchE) said he got his LEED AP solely as a license to take money from the libs.
Septcanmat
If you’d like to say that, why don’t you? What’s holding you back? Is it all a lie?
IMayNotReplyToYou
Sorry? Nothing I said was a lie
Septcanmat
You started with “I’d like to say...”. I was simply making a joke based off that.