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May 16, 2014 9:17 AM
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LtCmmdrData
So we're just gonna milk this cow dry, huh?
jellybeansRAWOFCOURSE
i especially like the ones where ive never seent he gif
jerrovick
+1 for matching Snakes
LDedlock
Its Linda Belcher's dad
idropbananapeelsoutofmycartostoptheredshells
DAT JAW
TracerBullitt
I ...I need an adult.
bubblenazi
I think I laughed just a bit too hard at this1
dvac23
i can always tell a behind the gif by the first picture
lilymonster420
MFW the condom breaks in my mouth.
RustyGrizwald
what about the one jackass bit were a rattlesnake bit a condom balloon that was in Steve o's ass
DuckSick
The snake's jaw unhinged durring the bite and was stuck open for a few seconds.
hiimmat
I'm no herpetologist, but is the snake in the pics a boa, and the snake in the gif a viper?
LetTheSpiceFlow
I always upvote BTGs.
regularmatt
btg is the best.
Shmalison
so. satisfying.
scruffynerdherder
Caption nailed it.
TheCowGoesBark
I can always tell its a BTG because of the stock photos and text
horseslaughter
Gold star!
XuanCrowl34
Idk guys when my trouser snake gets all cold and wet he slithers back into his den
TwatHammer
No matter how many times i watch this. Still as funny as the last
CrazyWolfLady94
Omg he's hurt..
SirDistic
"Pop it like it's hot." Sorry I'll see myself out.
xoferif
Just a friendly reminder, don't go near pit vipers unless you're a trained professional.
cerastes
True, cool, deep story: BTG snake is a Green Tree Python. gif snake is an Eyelash Viper.
millertime89
From a reptile person, thank you.
Jaimesmissinghand
Gravimite
SpiffDeWiff
Ok, what does it say in the bottom left hand corner at the end of the gif? Can any ants tell me? SO CURIOUS.
LadyLactrodectus
Haha haha god help me it hurts
RepostStatisticsIntern
Was expecting hot pockets, got hot pockets.
teoskenes
*pops balloon* oooooooh GAAAAAAAWWWWWWWDDDD!!!!
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
*pops balloon* *whahahahahaha....evil laughter*
ohgoddamnitcharlie
That was Linda's dad's fetish on Bob's Burgers.
granolabear
Bob's Burgers is life
RChrono
Specifically it's women sitting on balloons and popping them with their butt. And it has to pop! She can't just sit on it.
damethelog
Behind the gif, user sub, no comments. Oh. My. God. I've died and gone to imgur heaven
YourGod
Follow me fellow imgurian, I shall guide you.
damethelog
I have found the one true imgurian God. Guide me my Lord
Boufus
A knight in shining armor!
IamPeeved
This is a pretty overelaborate way of saying "first"
damethelog
very overelaborate. i can be prone to hyperbole at times :/
popewantstostealmyfingernails
bahumat
Gif of the day right here, folks.
TooWet
SMOKE UP! SLITHEREN
coinlaundry
You're A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
UncleBuster
Oh my god, dude
Placeboy
Lmao.
ztired
Incredible
Fadedsun
Holy shiiiiiiiiit. This is pure gold.
Splitstream
i laughed out loud alone
StonedxSquirtle
Where did that bong come from??
FatassFangle
Dat.jpg
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Stoked
PetertheStrawberry
Trying to imagine a snake slithering straight
hybridbynature
The worm.
CanadaIsMyHat
I'm picturing a snake doing the worm...
ResetButton
This made me put down the joint.
nspess
Every snake you've ever seen has had a mind blowing orgasm before you saw it.
RoYoMi
Now try to imagine straight snakes slithering.
betamale
Slither me timbers!
skidbladnir31
Imagine a white person doing the worm
OtakutiePie
Necronox
That... Was godly.
fatexchangestudent
Watched all of that. Did not disappoint.
CrazyCarretta
Snakes actually have 5 different modes of locomotion and one of them is "slithering straight"
TheRicM
One of them is also "humping"
CrazyCarretta
Nope, snakes don't "hump" instead they lock tails and male inserts his hemipenes into the cloaca of the female
TheRicM
Dude we're talking about locomotion here, not mating. Also, not sure what this is, but it's pretty funny
Veit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sciaDUlgK_E
jazzrn
I almost fell a sleep ;_;
Veit
For a video that's 21 seconds long?
jazzrn
Nah man, it's just that voice =p
Veit
It is SUPER soothing, I'll give you that.
CrazyCarretta
Here's a chart explaining them all http://www.ucs.louisiana.edu/~brm2286/locomotn.htm
NinjasStoleMyMama
Rectilinear? Damn near killedinear!
PetertheStrawberry
yeahhhh knowledge! This is cool. You're cool.
mickman99
Pretty neat
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CrazyCarretta
It's the best one I've found, all kinds of stuff is just one google search away!
Crixel
Oh cool, something from Louisiana is being used for education!
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Rectilinear. Rectal. Hee hee hee hee.
MuchUsername
Sweet, I love charts!
MrSirNobody
Dot tumblr dot com?
wheresthebaby
I wish it were a video.
CrazyCarretta
I looked but couldn't find one that covered all of them
Shamorza
There is always one motherfucking expert on here who ruins the joke. ALWAYS! *upvotes grudgingly.
CrazyCarretta
As an apology please accept this snake wearing a hat
Shamorza
Beautiful, thanks.
HughLaurie
I need a scientist to tell me what this snake is really experiencing here.
Tropicalzeebrah
It swallowed water and its choking
spokeydokey
It bit the hell out of its tongue.
rocketscientist
an orgasm
RedOnTheHeadFireInTheBed
Fear.
dontmagpie
Readjusting its jaw to get it back into place. snakes dont have a single fused jaw like humans do, its multiple parts
stuntmantan
the poor thing is probably in shock from having a fucking balloon popped in its face.
FluffyCockroach
Eyelash viper has heat pits and eats birds. Water balloon filled with warm water. Confused snake thought balloon was bird. (1/2)
FluffyCockroach
Thrashing afterwards was snake probably trying to find food that suddenly wasn't there. (2/2)
prettyviscera
The snake dislocated its jaw to create a larger bite/better grip. The balloon popped so now it's putting its jaw back into place.
Roski
Snakes have four separate jaw bones surrounded by elastic tendons. They don't dislocate their jaws at all, contrary to what we used to think
myheadisonfire
You've depressed me. I'm going to stick with the perspective that it terrified the snake and it's making silly faces because of it.
dogdogdogdogdog
well they don't technically dislocate their jaw they just have amazingly stretchy ones
CetaceanResearcher
Think I will go with the answer from the reputable snake scientist above you.
Messarius
ew ;-;
CShock
i dont know, but i know the snake is an eyelash viper...
apotatochip
and a beautiful one at that
CShock
theyre tiny! a friend of mine has them and as babies they would probably fit on a quarter...
UmmIsThisThingOn
It's called autopaulomy, which occurs when a snake's fangs are unable to dig into its prey. Also, I just made that up. I failed science.
VergilPrime
Is your name Paul?
codylishush
It would be strange if it isn't, scientists love sticking their names on everything.
bingotown
I was damned close to googling autopaulomy when I finished your comment.
romkyns
Now imagine the world before google. When someone could have said that and you'd spend your entire life thinking there's such a thing.
WarpPig
heck even nowadays, if you didn't fess up you'd probably find Autopaulomy on Wikipedia in a few days
HighEyedPiper
Hahahahaha!
NeedsMoreDragQueenGifs
It's probably confused. From the Senate's pov the thing that attacked it just disappeared. It's flailing around looking for the attacker
opad
The Senate does that. Is this related to Benghazi?
therealgiraffe
The Senate is truly not to be trusted. I always knew it.
Flyndaran
So that's why we attacked Iraq.
JButts
That was a glorious typo. Perfect.
NeedsMoreDragQueenGifs
Haha I'm not even mad. Thanks auto correct.