There were no utensils in medieval times

Oct 23, 2017 5:02 PM

EyesOnICE

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Forget notions of history nerds running through battles of yesteryear and cast out images of gangly kids jabbing at each other with childish Souldrinker swords. These fighters fight for real, and the weapons of choice are full-on blades, maces, and cleavers, even if with purposefully (and as per organizationally mandated specifications) blunted edges. The general idea, quite simply, is to don the most protective armor you can, tool up with something menacing, and bludgeon the shit out of your opponents. A modern-day Knight Club that demands stamina and might just do you harm, but promises cathartic release and glory.

Battle of the Nations 2016 21v21- https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=yxfuliFab0Q

Battle of the Nations 2016 5v5- https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=9sl1UTo1bVY

Battle of the Nations (FPV)-https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=xYxQR5haqTs

Knockout- https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=VlCQ2pBob5Q

This is amazing. Thank you for bringing this to my attention!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Want.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I hope this comment gets the credit it deserves.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is awesome

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The good ole days

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Iirc two of my state's aldermen (IL) compete in that every year.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know a couple of the BToN guy's when they say eastern they mean Russian. It's always the Russians

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sad thing is they are so good they could win without cheating.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Tis a flesh wound.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Hence there are no utensils at medieval times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Dude, I've got a lot of tables."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAVE ATCHOOO!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Seems super Fun, but Also super too expensive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need as much video of this as I can find

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Search for battle of the nations, imcf, hmbusa, armored combat league

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really, any of these for vidya. Oh, dynamo cup too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fixed

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would like to do this

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Australia came second the first time we attended....and we don't have medieval history

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We also had a tv expose on this, and the guy lost a tooth live on air.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Descendants of English criminals claiming they have no medieval history and no knowledge of fisticuffs? Tish posh...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The quiet ones have a lot of repressed anger issues to work out, and the mask helps to “UNLEASH” the beast.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The fighting in Battle of Nations is nothing like fighting would be back then - even though its a bit entertaining to watch :P

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Excitement to gaze? I sayeth nay and to bringeth t on the battlefield wench!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have lots of rules about not stabbing each other to death through gaps in the armor that is generally how one kills someone in armor

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to do this. i want to do this so bad.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fun, but not historically accurate. This is for safety reasons of course,but it still irks when they advertise it as historic or reenactment

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

WOOOLOLO BITCHES.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I an actually super jazzed about this . How do I get started doing This?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lots of money. Also travel - most of it is in Eastern Europe. SCA is a close second, much more available in the US.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Walmart parking lot at 3am

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

LETS DO THIS !

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... DUDE

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are breaking the first rule of midevel fight club. Talking about midevel fight club.

8 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 4

"mideval" for fuck's sake man, it's RIGHT in the title!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I didn't even manage to spell it like you did since you managed to fuck up so bad.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Common misconception. The first rule of medieval fight club is you tell everyone. Twice. Source: i do this as a part of team USA

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

If one wanted to join, what would be a good starting point?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah what he said

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the states: go onto Facebook and look up armored combat league. Abroad: search for bohurt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do we have to forge/buy our own armour or are there lender suits for newcomers?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends where you are honestly. Some teams, like mine in DC have loaners, some dont. Thoigh many areas also have their own armor making ways

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now we just need 10000 on both sides so I can play total war in real life

8 years ago | Likes 208 Dislikes 2

Something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui5-WIps-0M

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Basically how it would turn out in real life. Pushing match between spears with an occasional charge attempt to break it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As a LRPer that makes me cringe

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Do you prefer the historical titles or the warhammer franchise?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Historical, havnt touched the Warhammer, no interest

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Seriously right? Why mess up a good thing?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Meh I enjoyed it but it's definitely arcadey as hell

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried it just because I like Total War in general, but I think I prefer the historical ones as well.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope they go back to being able to make army's without a general, Rome is my fav followed by empire

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Historical just felt more complete as an experience with naval battles and recognizable topography. I also really liked how much complexity-

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I moved to eu4 when they went fantasy. Haven't looked back.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the other way around. Never played the historical ones but am loving the Warhammer games, tons of fun.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS is what should be in the Olympics. NO ONE wanted golf or dressage; we want international medieval fight club!

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Yea we do

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you might be thinking of war...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or fucking e-sports. How about some bloodsports instead?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The Olympics is a shit organization and it pains me esports are sinking to that level. They would do way better on their own in the long run

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They should at least add Kendo.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Every Olympics cycle, the idea of HEMA as an Olympic sport gets floated.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah what the hell is curling anyways

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Listen here punk. Curling has some of the most attractive women and is actually fun to watch. It sucks you in.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Well I am always up for a new fetish

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the US team has twins that are really hot. Canada and Russia is hot too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Fucking dressage!? Bring back jousting!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That's my state sport :D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jousting or dressage?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jousting.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congratulations. I've never been to your place, but your state is now my favorite.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would you like a refill on your Pepsi, @OP?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There were no utensils, but there was Pepsi?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I can tell you, there is something so satisfying about the heft and swing of a mace in your hand when you're on horseback.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No maces allowed in Battle of Nations. They would kill people.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That doesn’t stop him

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SCA does this. Here in the US. It's fun as fuck. But you better be okay with broken fingers.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They stop using toys yet?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The weapons used in armored combat are still pretty deadly without armor, it's just being clubbed to death instead of stabbed.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SCA and Darkon arent the same.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Toys? 1055 Steel swords don't seem so toyish.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old sca was very much foam toys

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was rattan wrapped in duct tape in the '80s

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They haven't used foam in decades, then. Rattan and steel the whole time I've known of them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm in a medieval fencing club, and some of us went to the battle of nations once. I thought about it too. But after I heard what 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The russians do there, I decided not to go. It's not only russians (but mostly) who join the fight on painkillers and amphetamines 2/?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And with their weapons fixed to their hands sith duct tape. Thenique goes out of the window (with every team after some point) and it's 3/4

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just frantic failing after that. In the end, HEMA is fun, but not at the battle of the nations.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FYI we’re close at having muzzled 1600 riffle that doesn’t kill/badly injuries the target so it can be used to do stuff like this post

8 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 6

The military uses special upper receivers to shoot 9mm paint rounds for certain training scenarios. They hurt.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or more commonly (in my experience anyway), blank firing adapters and a lot people saying, "I shot you first."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Unfortunately the Sim rounds are few and far between. Only used them once.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell, I never even saw them, much less used them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paintball?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you mean...deadly airsoft?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That would be less lethal rounds with slits cut into them oh wait...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Muzzle loader airsoft rifles?

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

As far as I remember it uses real gun powder but probably just ballistic ball shot with co2 container which creates a smoke cloud

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I can't wait!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I always thought it would be fun to put soft rounds in my musket and play paintball stuff it. I usually get told that's an awful idea

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Air-powered "blackpowder" pistols are a thing. They shoot wax plugs, usually.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it’s not considered airsoft as it hits harder but doesn’t penetrate well because of the size and shape, just like military 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

2/2 Military crayon shot

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Crayon shot? They shoot marines food?

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Yah, this will still give you minute concussions that eventually lead to CTE

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Found the larper!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Coefficient of thermal expansion doesnt make sense so whats CTE?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's what football players and boxers get after getting hit in the head too many times.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy. Aka head bumps brain ouchie no good.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

with the amount of layers on, you don't actually hurt that much

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s actually what makes it worse, hence why football players tend to have more CTE than Rugby, Boxing, MMA, etc.. It gives a false 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

sense of complete protection and turns your head in to a defense or a battering ram in the case of football. It’s easy to get concussed. 2/2

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