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But she does give better handjobs than you. You'll need practice.
IFixGuitars
A swing and a miss
eezee
You make it sound like it's a bad thing to have friends of the opposite sex
Noimbatmannotyou
Girls are born knowing how to friendzone. They have scores on who can friendzone the most people.
Runzu
Or maybe not everyone looks at everyone else as a potential partner? :D
0ih469qy
So edgy. Such burn. BUT the greasy user you struck down is right. Some of them DO keep track of their friendzone endeavours for competition.
Runzu
It's not edgy. It's the truth. I don't. And I've not met anyone who has. Tho for those that do, they suck, but they aren't everyone. :-/
Greyeyes1973
Or maybe sometimes girls are just as blind too obvious signals as guys are
SpawnySpawnyHesOurManIfHeCantdoItNoOneCan
The prettiest girl in school told me she would love to hang out after school with me if she didn't have her personal trainer over(1
SpawnySpawnyHesOurManIfHeCantdoItNoOneCan
I should've told her to tell that fucked to fuck off and I would come over anyway, but I just got pissed off and she called me a pussy.
TipsyCareBear
That was me, insanely oblivious chick who thought everyone just really wanted to be friends. Whoopsies.
MasterControlProgram
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TipsyCareBear
I wasn't oblivious to life, I guess I just didn't realize I was a fuckable person???
MasterControlProgram
With enough creativity a cantaloupe is fuckable. A dude fucked a mcchicken. We don't set a high bar.
TipsyCareBear
I'll build a time machine and let my 16 year old self know :p
Biteymcbiteface
It really doesn't help when guys go "oh no, just friends" when you try to be blunt as well.
TipsyCareBear
I just wanted to play video games and hang out :/
Biteymcbiteface
Exactly! I'm sorry I'm not attracted to everyone, how about they just save us both the time and by being honest when I tell them >. <
Biteymcbiteface
It's not like I don't wingman my male friends either. But by acting like that the go on the "I'm going to warn my friends about you"-list