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Apr 4, 2017 1:44 PM
Axeeel
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dafuqsthat
You'd starve to death waiting for her to carve a fucking turkey
woodbanana
Ok......now make me a sandwich or sushi.....or something....
Voric13
That's a girl you don't cheat on!
ZebraPenguin
That's good and all, but you have no wedding ring? You're a failure! - Asian father
SuperTacticalSandwich
In America: We'll give you 12 bucks an hour
rockworm7
Far more impressive than that salt fucker
CaveGod
They don't call her "blender hands" for nothing.
monochrony
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Th3Oliv3
LifeLessZombies
You see this!? *starts twirling knife* I won't just cut your dick off, I'll fillet the fuck out of it too. Mess with me... bitch.
LifeLessZombies
AND I'll keep my hat on my head when I do it.
Deadmanxing
She has a very particular set of skills.
GordonDunkley
I see you've played knifey spoony before
fnordy
Eh, I could do that 23% better.
ReleaseTheSounds
While I was lurking on imgur, she studied the blade...
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
While she was studying the blade, I studied how to fucking cook with it.
LargeVarge
That's not how you play "knifey spoony"
AlexDuos
Never fight a hibachi chef.
UrbanSatyr
znuff
Like this?
givemeyourdosh
Chef by morning, assassin by night
whereTheYogaWomenAt
She got those knife skills after her last bf cheated on her.
20sidedhero
Anybody else hear the Revolver Ocelot noises?
ILogInToUpvote
Well NOW I do
PeteTusk
DickwadMcDucking
Oh No...
L3galizeWeed
LiveDevotion
I wonder how many times she stabbed herself practicing this.
hispanicyankee
Probably practiced with dull/blunted knives
ArdentSlacker
That ruins the horror movie joke where she sneezes halfway through and her arms fall off.
hispanicyankee
Nah that happens during the live performance. Or because someone switches the knives without telling her
ArdentSlacker
"You fool! Those were the left-handed knives!"
LordeismyCommanderShepard
Riddiculous
Is that an Ocelot gif :o never thought I'd see one
DsTpBushido
Gheebuttersnaps12
TooFunkToDrunction
Hungry*
JeepersMedia
davebeastly
Scaroused
dontmindmycommentimaidiot
I couldnt stop watching her hat...
Brvtals
I suspect there's a rat under it
dontmindmycommentimaidiot
It*
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supabatman
She isn't afraid of knife, only banana can scare her
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SundaysOnthePhonetoMonday
I know the exact size of his rage
StarscreamAndHutch
Or the banana knife
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Chevalpuant88
Haha that was funny
SpartaWillBurn
That's not real, is it?
ADonkeyInABowlOfSugar
So do they know what they're doing over in Bollywood, or....? Yeah they know.
supabatman
This one's from a parody
SunBrolem
Got a name? I want to see it.
supabatman
Movie: Singam123, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyzJ95ZhaNE, for the above scene skip to 1:24:50
Cyberbeni
Am I seeing it right that he is opening the banana on the wrong end?
supabatman
I think the top end was already cut-off, he was prepared for some fast killings.
MerToo
duhh, if you're going use it as a knife you have to open the sharp end...
LipMyStockings
Who has decided which end is the right end
Cyberbeni
Probably monkeys. But I learned it from here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff9185RTLRU
Memelord718
It's actually easier to open a banana from the bottom. Just squeeze the tip and peel.
INTERJECTION
but then there's that brown nugget
dyxj
Not if you do it right.
bigeasy44
To learn the trademark secrets of ShinJitzu hibachi cooking, one would have to go ALL THE WAY to Hoboken, NJ.
good2go4ne1
achoo!
definitelynotawolf
EthexC
New Jersey?
bigeasy44
No, North Jakarta.
CondescendingCunt
...shouldn't it be "shinjitsu"? I'm assuming it's the "shin" on'yomi of either 真 or 実 suffixed with the "jitsu" on'yomi of 実...
briarios3000
鉄板焼き is considered 洋食, so does it really matter what phony romanization they use to describe this goofball cuisine?
Counterfit
I think they meant Shinjuku
CondescendingCunt
Shinjuku is mostly just a hub for corporations, imported whores, boozing, and the LBGT folks though… not very relevant to the culinary arts.
CondescendingCunt
(Assuming it's not a typo of the Romanisation of 信術 ("shinjutsu") that is...)
bigeasy44
Idk Cunt. It's from a tv show.
ImaGsoRememberThat
Why Hoboken?
fettuccine
it's a HIMYM reference
MaidenChina
Ahh facts
bigeasy44
They have a school there Its a six month course they teach you everything. The onion volcano, the fried rice heart, the shrimp in the pocket
AREALLTHEGOODNAMESTAKEN
Shrimp pocket is what I call ladyparts
CookingBaconDrunkAndNaked
Igetthatreference.gig
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
Watching Penguins of Madagascar tv show (I LUV da show) Hoboken is upto no good.
CookingBaconDrunkAndNaked
wow...well...I'm downvoting myself for that one.
ILikeToHideInLongCommentChains
Idontknowthatreference.gig
Neyxx
Ok, but can she actually cook or is she just for show? I don't care much for a knife and spoon show if I'm hungry... i.imgur.com/7pZSCC3.gif
HailCthulhu
No, I don't think anyone gives a fuck, really. Nicki Minaj could be found dead in a pool of orphan tears and I wouldn't bat an eye tbh.
Moonempress
That paper hat isn't just for show my friend.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
What, is it a +3 hat of brazing or something?
CheshirePhoenix
That looks like a Benihana chef outfit, so yeah she can cook. She probably gets paid to put on a show while doing so, is all.
ISupportYourViews
No, but I hear she is good at the sex.
Zooky20000
No, what you have to do is throw meat and veg at her during the performance and voila, meal
Fluffycorn
Plot Twist: its a he
piirus
I see you've played knifey spoony before too.
illtakethingsthatneverhappenedfor200alex
Thank god she is done, now she can make the hibachi. Oh wait for the next trick a little Hawaiian doll that pees on the rice and customer.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
wut
newsguycraigevans
MRW when I try this and now all my knives are on the floor:
Buckbeak1486
Who's that clown?
DarkwingDuc
She's twirling a carving set. That's not something you cook with; it's what you serve with. She's there to serve, with flair, not cook.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
What's really important is if she can flip a shrimp tail into her hat!
JakeFromStateWeAreFamersNationWideIsOnYourSide
Can a chef cook? Who knows, let me look up the definition of chef first.
GodEmperorOfImgur
Oh boy... if you think anyone wearing an outfit is an actual professional in that field... porn is gonna freak you out.
icelandicsealbear
Sees chef doing cool thing; questions whether she can cook or not.
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ZimGenzko
She's probably required to wear it
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Just because she looks like a chef doesn't mean she is one.
icelandicsealbear
Ok but she probably is.
HypnoChanger
Well... a person's cooking skill is not intrinsically tied to their "twirling object in hand without decapitating self" skill.
Neyxx
Beepity
But, generally, it *is* tied to them being a chef.
HypnoChanger
Or to them being an assassin. She comes out, does the knife show, leaves and then moments later you realize you are bleeding...
TheHuntedSnark
You need to add the http.
Souperior
that woman has no right to be as attractive as she is
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
That gif wasn't worth the effort.
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Neyxx
Without the I, I see the link without the Gif autoplaying on Android.
Vesorias
Sorry, I was testing it and thought I deleted this comment when it didn't work
Neyxx
it works on mobile without the Http. At least for me, i try to erase it to gain more letters. it doesn't work for you?
thyfartismurder
That guy prolly using windows 10 mobile
TheHuntedSnark
It doesn't work on the desktop.