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Epicstylefunnyjoke claims moral high ground, we all know epicstyle is just jealous of the pretty girl and obi wan has the higher ground!
Groznek
This reminds me of that one roast that gets reposted every so often. You know, the one that says more about the roaster than the roastee.
HarryFrumvrk
Says Epicstylefunnyjokes...
laestrella
I have no idea who she is
TheHentaiConnoisseur
Belle Delphine
fowlersleftfoot
Nobody hates women online like the guys that pay to watch women take their clothes off online.
Ellefire
Most underrated comment of the thread. +1
lespritdelescargot
There is no knowing how her life will turn out, she might be a wonderful person and have a wonderful life.
Nikolai5
That's not funny or savage (see tags). The guy just comes off as a jealous incel prick.
Memnoch112
So what if she use her looks to get paid, I use my body every day for a paycheck also, that doesn’t mean I have no self respect
star1022
Can people fucking chill, let people do things they enjoy and stop acting like you have everyone's life all figured out
AaronPaulSturtevant
or, you know, she just moves on to other things.
lexxyc
To be completely fair, I don't know anything about this person. But if you become famous once, and you manage it well, 1/2
lexxyc
you can make a name out for yourself and end up doing something even completely different and still earn mad money.
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
She's not really buggin anyone and he's actively being a dick. I doubt this asshat is even a successful dude at all.
BNabs
I wonder how his neckbeard is coming along
BladedPenguin
Probably close to covering his 8th chin by now
ImADoctorNotAnImgurian
I have no idea what imgur seems to have against girls who do this stuff. I don't get it.
Lizaderp
They love porn, but tear down chicks who make it and then very when they won't date them.
ImADoctorNotAnImgurian
That's like, the doublest of standards.
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
I also love the assumption that showing skin = loss of dignity
ImADoctorNotAnImgurian
Yep. I wanna bet that the people who grown upon freelance porn producers (IDK what else to call this girl) also watch, well, porn.
drakewarnock
Incels. Think men's rights activist meets far-right whack job, with a dash of domestic terrorism
CitrusStrongman
Also, is anyone talking about the fact that she is a rabbit human hybrid? Is it just me or...
Lizaderp
Please, like you never fapped to Jessica Rabbit.
intazma
Idk who she is, is she famous for being part rabbit?
ghostrobbie
She does patreon porn. A lot of tongue-out, eyes-crossed stuff. Markets to people who like underage-looking girls
theadultmale
patreon does porn?
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
I dont think their guidelines are super strict
Thekindofkindlyman
Somethings fishy. All the top comments trashing the insecure dude and yet only 122 downvotes
geab
Vote bots.
Walfas
People will trash on the insecure dude to get votes in comments and to look morally superior while upvoting because they agree with it.
inkyblot
A lot of people pretend to be PC on the internet and say "do your thing" but judge people like her in secret like him and won't admit it.
hep0710510
Or they just can't bother to downvote posts. I actually never vote on posts, probably cause I only browse mainpage so it's irrelevant
sarabearr
I watched The American Meme on Netflix the other day out of boredom and curiosity. They basically followed these ppl who have a big 1/2
sarabearr
Following online & make a lot of money off of Instagram or similar. Turns out most of them are very lonely/unhappy at the end of the day 2/
sarabearr
It’s easy money for some if they work out a formula that works but definitely not good in the long run.
lenonymes
as opposed to all the sad sacks on imgur/reddit/etc. who don't have either but still post about constantly being lonely and unhappy? lol
mustardcutter
These girls are really financially savvy, she may be making a lot of money to support her studies or a business. 1/
iHaveNoMouthAndIMustMeme
Except Belle Delphine really isn't financially savvy. Truth is she's kind of a wreck, really.
SaFalken
Source on that?
iHaveNoMouthAndIMustMeme
At work right now so I'm obviously not googling a softporn camgirl from the UK, but I'll hit you up when I can.
CatsIsTheAnswer
But even if she wasn't: who gives a shit? Why would he feel entitled to lecture her on her life choices?
Squossifrage
Some of them are, some of them can't adjust or don't realize that it's taxable income and spend it all before the IRS comes knocking, some —
Squossifrage
— of them let their parents or someone they trust manage it for them and get ripped off. But that's orthogonal to the matter of letting —
Squossifrage
— do what they want as long as they're not hurting anyone or breaking any laws.
mustardcutter
Propably after her looks fade away she wouldn't have to work another day in her life
Switchlight
Not always. Constantly being reported to the irs for dodging taxes
onepieceofgumleft
She got wrecked like a 500 hp Mustang driven by a 6 year old.
lavendergirl
Has this happened?
TheOneWhoCalls
So pretty much anyone who owns a mustang?
Squossifrage
That's... one way to look at it. Others might say the joke's on the jealous incel.
aherdofpenguins
umm I thought the will smith "oh damn" was because the dude outed himself as a cringey, lonely neckbeard though?
ThereIsNothingMoreIHateThanAnything
Not really, the guy commenting is just a sad fuck
eathotdog
Did she though?
raspberry
Considering a 6-year-old can't reach the pedals or ignition..
CatsIsTheAnswer
Oh yes, she was so miserable after reading that
nihilisticprick
+1 for that beautifully formulated comparison, you magnificient rantallion.
tapeable
I guess their comparisons never miss
DiIdo
Huh
xenburn
a wild incel appears! She was born with looks that let her coast through life if she takes care of herself. Why should anyone else care?
complimentpin
True!
iHaveNoMouthAndIMustMeme
I don't know, there's a whole bunch of people that have this 'privilege' itch they feel like pointing out literally all the time.
FantabulousMan
They are the same people who praise certain rich people for being born with a silver spoon in their mouths and coasting off that.
whitewater0034
Did you just assume the commentors sex?
Foxsayy
Idk being a hot girl still doesn’t let you cost as much as people seem to think
b0Bm3h
I always thought the attractive ones were the most expensive ones.
Foxsayy
*oh my god COAST as much as people think
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
Being attractive and staying attractive requires work. It's not solely decided at birth.
BangusDangus
Ig I'll be that white knight. This guy is just being a cunt to an instagram girl. Let people do what they want, man
BoolinWitYoBih
I never thought these paragraph long, "how does it feel" supposed burns were ever any good. They're just cringey and neck beardy
TolstoyTheFox
They always boil down to the same incel-y cringe fest of "you think you're so good for being an attractive woman who does normal things!"
PuppyDontCare
She's gonna use it as content (those reacting to videos) so she still wins
digitalJosh
I mean jessica nigri seems to be doing fine. Id see why this girl won't be.
BangusDangus
Like yeah haha wow he made a mean comment, why glorify being a dick?
TheBlackWindHowls
Because imgur has a sizeable incel community that needs to wallow in undeserved self-satisfaction over insulting attractive women.
muffmunchkin
You're just being a cunt to instagram guy. Let people do what they want, man.
TBenz4Sportsball
You're just being a cunt to @BangusDangus . Let people do what they want, man.
krustykrabpizzaisthepizzaforyouandme
You’re just being a cunt to @muffmunchkin . Let people do what they want, man
BangusDangus
See, that doesn't work because the post glorifies the guy for being a dick.
muffmunchkin
It does. Let people do what they want man.
SofaKingSpecial
It does because the post they replied to was directed at the subject of the post, not the post itself.
Superstzday
So is being civil to people and not being an angry virgin now supposed to be 'white knighting'? What the fuck man...
TolstoyTheFox
Incels think that being nice to a woman or defending someone who happens to be a woman just means that you want to have sex with them.
LoudBirb
Generally being polite and considerate these days seems to be getting rebrands as "being PC" or "a snowflake" or "a beta".
Baddumtsss
Also, Will Smith. Love that guy too.
JarlmannViking
We’ll see... :p /i.imgur.com/7vZXYJY.jpg?width=506&height=674
PlusHooks
He really was groundbreaking.
Poppyshell
It’s rewind time
imp00ping
Its rewind time
bobcat1010
Hes the best youtuber dont ya know
HeGotWeirdFetishes
Almost as good as Fortnite and Mark Ass Brown
darkraix
Lee
BrailleCortex
YouTube.com/will.i.am.smith
BriefausdemGeist
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
So, is this a thing we’re doing now? Taking pictures of YouTube videos instead of just linking them? https://youtu.be/f-VJvFbkFHU
BriefausdemGeist
There’s a reason for it.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
What’s the reason?
BriefausdemGeist
He’s my cousin-in-law
Irishda
If you look closely you can clearly see the distinctive markings of the edgy, self loathing virgin, such as the Heath Ledger joker profile
danishjuggler21
I got an incel vibe from it
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
I was gonna say. It's a lot of bullshit from someone running the username epicstylefunnyjokes
Submulp
Probably ironic though
Emriys
Yeah like, fuck pornstars are a thing in this world and they live just fine, so do prostitutes, so do pastors.
DatSEAsian4ever29
Maybe a self proclaimed incel
justaharmlesspotato
Does that invalidate his comment?
Superstzday
No, the content of the comment invalidates the comment.
justaharmlesspotato
Oh right, that probably explains why the IRS is doing thot audits.
Superstzday
Haha, you're delusional if you believe any of that. Besides which, what has that got to do with anything?
Cthulily
Found the incel.
PressRelease
MRA alert! Following hot girls on Instagram so they can 'epic' burn them and share their edge lord wins with other online losers.
aleister94
yeah this is some redpill bullshit
trollprozac
Would you call yourself "woke"?
puppyflips
mustardburp
It has been my experience that people who think like this are emotionally immature, unable or unwilling to truly empathize with anyone else.
mustardburp
I.e. this seems mostly projection behind the half thought out and very condescending "lecture"
bababababaooey
BOTTEM TEXT
TheWorldEndsWithYou
We live in a society
willstearyl
But the kid has a point
ZealousCrusader
Or he could just be someone who's tired of internet whores being able to live off of actual incels while women with dignity have to work.
paganfears
I like that he clearly screen shotted the post himself
Mustakraklsh
How do you deduce that? For science of course.
RandomCookieInvasion
The screenshot was taken 14 seconds after it was posted. So most likely took the screenshot himself
B99Reactions
Cant critize the guy judging the girl for obvious reasons, by judging this guy for obvious reasons
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
Of course we can?
SweatyNuN
She's wearing so much makeup I doubt anybody would recognise her in real life.
SweatyNuN
Also if she reinvests the instagram and patreon money wisely she can live a comfortable life for a long time.
SweatyNuN
So in conclusion edgy comment guy is a envious turd who likes to sound clever but is probably a human blob
pareidoliaperson
Nothing new, people like her getting lots of abuse from trolls and haters since the existence of social media.
pareidoliaperson
It's a cry for attention, which is horribly ironic.
haenkOpVillain
Make fun of people while hiding behind a Heath Ledger profile picture and no one bats an eye, make fun of the guy who imitates the joker (1)
haenkOpVillain
(2) and everyone loses their minds.
snakeksssksss
Yea this chick has 1.9million followers, she's doing just fine
mentalpiggie
That's what he's saying though, that she's doing well now untill her beauty dries up. I disagree with what he's saying but pay attention
snakeksssksss
And what I'm saying is she's doing so well she'll be fine, when is does dry up.
TheBlueMuppet
Its not even that, Its also basing your identity and economic growth on a platform that can change its rules or stop existing at any time.
TheBlueMuppet
Then theyll have to *gasp* have a real job!
geab
She might already have a Real Job(tm). Also, like it or not, she can launch all sorts of businesses/2nd careers from that kind of following.
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
With 1.9m followers, she's probably fully capable of doing this stuff for some 5 years and then living comfortably for the rest of her life
DickDastardly404
Honestly, thank you. This kind of post usually gets way too much praise, but these burns are always uncalled for and edgy AF.
RevolutionOnHerLips
Yeah this ought to go in one of those cringe dumps
yzark01
its not even edgy, its sad and cringy. you can tell that people like this are just angry and hate themselves, so take it out on other people
RunDevilRun007
I'm angry and hate myself and I just take it out on myself.
notinterestednow
I see it as a developmental failure. Why haven't you learned the best course of action is to ignore people you don't like. Bullying is the..
notinterestednow
Elementary school level stuff most adults should have outgrown.
prysin
They are also quite often right. There is a fine line between salty wisdom and jealous vitriol.
DickDastardly404
whether or not he is right doesn't vilify him being a spiteful little cunt to someone he doesn't know
prysin
Your post is dehumanizing.
geab
I dunno about "often right" - but even if right, it's a comment on them that they spend time to say something rather than be productive.
lon3wolf86
if speaking truth is edgy then i'll sign myself out
Qtoy
Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Especially it you think this is "truth".
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Whats true about it?
StarrryNight
What's inaccurate about it?
DickDastardly404
its not about the truth of it, its about the fact that he's being a total cunt for no reason
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
The majority of it I would expect, then again I dont know anything about the person and neither does the commenter so you can't say can you?
DickDastardly404
go right ahead, if you think making assumptions about a person based on the fact they're a instagram model and nothing else is "truth"
cantstopfire
Assumptions.. But do you yourself know this particular ig model better than him which I assume has been on her page at least once to comment
DickDastardly404
fuck are you talking about?
prysin
no, she called for it. She said "ask me ANYTHING". She didnt say "Ask me nice things". You reap what you sow.
geab
I'm sure she's fine. It's just ultra cringy. Not sure why anyone would glorify someone wasting their time commenting negatively.
DickDastardly404
great, you got her on a loophole, its fine to say anything horrible you want now, congrats dude, what a swizz!
prysin
Oh please, White knight harder.
DickDastardly404
I love how any kind of moral compass is now white knighting. I don't give a fuck about this woman, I just object to that kind of needless1/2
whyisthisusernametaken
Gamers rise up
ThatOtherTransGirl
PoppaBigBear
Don't lump me in with your group!
Iroques
We live in a society
yzark01
BOTTOM TEXT
RydWolf
Is... is this where the bottom text goes?
SnugglyBurrick
Now yuo see
GodEmperor0fMankind
Who cares? Let her have fun. Dude sounds like he's pissed she won't fuck him.
whakalaka
Some people are just dicks
rmsrmsrms38
Hear hear
eathotdog
I'm tired of people acting like this sort of thing is some savage burn, it's like the /r roastme of the average girl.
Fairdinkums
I agree with you and that guy. Is this ok?
GodEmperor0fMankind
I'll allow it
BranMakMorn
No. Pick a side Switzerland.
Noob3rts
(1) From a medical standpoint, it is bad for her mental and physical health. Identity, expectation, relationships, behaviour, etc. will all
Noob3rts
(2) distorted by this type of attention seeking. The physical deterioration can be as a result of not achieving the same satisfaction in
Noob3rts
(3) other areas of life, such as relationships, income, etc. This can then cause a decline in overall happiness, blah blah, etc. etc.
itsaburneraccountdummies
This all assumes she’s not studying or investing in stuff that will keep her whole should her social media business fade.
drakewarnock
Yeah, but from a medical standpoint you should just exercise, eat right, and sleep with nothing else in between. Which sounds awful.
Squossifrage
Who the fuck are you to judge?
RSJunis
He isn'T judging - just a chance.
Noob3rts
I am not judging. I am studying Psychology, and social media is a pretty big health concern right now in my eyes.
pandorafalters
The fact that you start with absolutes & then explain them as being due to potentialities bothers me.
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
Someone’s jealous
fbutt09
Someone's giving a dose of reality
MasterKiwi
Quite the opposite I'd say.
lenonymes
StarrryNight
Why shouldn't he be. Why wouldn't we be jealous of people who can glide through life on looks and no talent.
RobotOverlordFromTheFuture
What makes you think she has no talent?
StarrryNight
Fair point. However which talent is making her famous?
asmallcat
There's lots of good-looking people who aren't rich and famous, so she's good at doing SOMETHING most people aren't.
StarrryNight
which is...
HuppelkutjeNC
Self-marketing?
StarrryNight
That's maybe the most grandiose term possible for what she's doing
IndianaJonesWasATerribleArchaeologist
Yeah, how does that feel? You could have suffered through life completely irrelevant and poor like the rest of us?!
pareidoliaperson
And a virgin...
jhawker27
How DARE you use your agency to glean some small amount of happiness from this cold, unfeeling world!
Quizz25S
She will, just not for another 2 years.
secretoaster
They're pointing out the inevitable entropy that our lives are and how meaningless it is.
taccoccat
Speak for your self. I got daddy’s money.
ItsJustACoincidence
They’re saying that’s the inevitable outcome regardless of their current fame
notinterestednow
They are going out of their way to be an asshole to a stranger. So the thing to judge is the intent. Asshole-ism is a choice.
kojenk
Indeed the bar for "savagery" seems really low today.
trollprozac
Probably feels alright.
attofreak
My overly sanctimonious rant completely hides my jealousy of your relevance.
MetaRZA
With our dignity and privacy intact.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Top comment?
TopCommenter
Yes?
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
notinterestednow
Bullying begets bullying. Being an asshole just attracts more assholes. Then they all fart at each other in a weird mating dance.
complimentpin
I get that and fair play but I have 0 interest in people like that you didn't earn their success or are not interesting people. Keep doing 1
complimentpin
Your thing but I'll do my thing and ignore it 2
notinterestednow
That's is a belief best practiced/expressed through the art of "ignoring them". Being an asshole to a stranger is all about you trying to..
notinterestednow
Force your will on others
complimentpin
Truth
notinterestednow
There's so many edgy assholes today. It's gotten boring really. Assholes just love farting loudly don't they.
VigorousButtstuff
Because they're bitter, lonely, and mad that they have nothing to provide to the market in any profitable way.
ZealousCrusader
Jesus fucking christ, If that is what you take away from this you have some messed up views. There are more than legit reasons.
ZealousCrusader
To dislike internet whores and the mentality that creates them.
trollprozac
Farting is kinda fun tbh
notinterestednow
Yes but it often devolves into a game of asshole chicken. Where the loser is the first one to shart themselves.
trollprozac
Haha ?
PatrikLilja
I'm assuming she is a cam-girl/snapachat/instagram-model. Most of them basically have a fake persons that they make money off. 1/2
PatrikLilja
They are playing a role. Just like an actor is playing a role. They are well aware they are making money out of their looks and 1/x
PatrikLilja
Well aware that beauty fades. Try asking Emma Watson the same question. Or any major actress that is perceived as beauty. 3/4
SnitchMcAudi
I'm gonna go and say some are not aware. Lots of athletes totally crash after their career in active sports is over.
Superstzday
And how are athletes like insta models?
PatrikLilja
*beautiful. Ask them if they feel shit about losing their privacy and earning money on their looks. Essentially it's the same 4/4
UsernamesAreForLoosers
im so lucky, that i dont give two damns about these people. post pictures, dont post pictures, whatever. bye
jeremiahwasright
That’s not an equal comparison, I would compare them more to sex workers. How long are their careers?
BenSnow97
But if you're an actor you're at least building up a career, older actors are everywhere. What future do instagram models have?