Anakin the Impaler

Aug 31, 2017 4:21 PM

Ottoman*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"Damnit, Otto! You're an alcoholic." "Damnit, Otto! You have lupis." One of those two doesn't sound right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your username!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoting cuz Bessarabia.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's alotto people

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I slaughtered them like animals....I HATE THEM" *kicks futon*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ottolydenbrock

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dracula, the OG.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm relevant now...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if he's a distant relative to Vladislav The Poker

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Vladislav! Baby don't hurt me...

8 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 3

Hey that's my joke! lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goddamn that is clever. Take this. +1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't hurt me, no more...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The Ottomen Empire Strikes Back

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Ottoman Empire 2: Erdogan Boogaloo

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It would technically be the Erdogan Empire, unless he was willing to abdicate power to a member of the Ottoman dynasty.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey kids want to see a dead body?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yess yess yess search and destroy!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is this from?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Walter, do you know what my top three favorite things I've killed are?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Third is the Turks, second is Nazis, can you guess the first?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Your father, sir?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Nailed it!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0