I *MUST* have the croissant 

Feb 10, 2017 9:20 PM

Rverence

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Approx 1minute of attempted croissant blagging feline action

Source: iam_bolt_66 on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/BQNjdx1hMdd/

"but mademoiselle, I douch da croissant, hon hon hon."

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I'm just gonna... I'm just... Gonna... A little... I'm gonna... You're not eating this so... I'm just gonna... I'm gonna just... Just gonna.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JUST GIVE HIM THE DAMN CROISSANT

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 12

That's what you get for making tuna fill croissants.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Kitty is sad, I like croissants.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Excuse me, are you going to finish that crrrrrrrroissant?" -Carl Wheezer

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JUST GIVE IT TO HIM YOU MONSTER

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

I feel so awful for the poor cat. She was just teasing him with the croissant, eating it in front of him like that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@katraccoon ok I'm done for a while. I swear I have a job, and this isn't it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trying to warn of the poison but in a typical half assed cat way

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 7

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In its defense it lookd like a damn good croissant

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

someone do the toucha da fishie captions!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a big cat? Or a tiny person?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

it has huge paws

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat yells for permission first & hits me. She yelled at me this morning over a cupcake. She didn't even eat the piece I gave her -______-

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Touchy da croissant

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Nooooo fuckin way mate, cat will continue begging/be a pest. Mine are trained to wait/not beg. Fucking annoying after a while.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GIMME DUUUH KWAAASAAAAAAANT!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lord berrus wants some croissant

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just smella the croissanty

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Persistence is futile

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

calling police. this is criminal abuse of an innocent kittie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for an Abby. I have an Abyssinian kitten and she is always doing this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poor cat give it some croissant

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Touche le croissant

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can you just please give him a piece for the love of god

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 5

No shit, what a douche.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 15

I mean I get it's funny, but at some point it's just not cool

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 12

Nah. Nip that behavior pronto.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I must be a monster because I would find that extremely annoying, not cute. Get the fuck off my croissant!

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 13

Ours does it if ham makes an appearance, other than that she takes little interest

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a cat lover, I agree. Our cats have been trained not to come near the table while we're eating. They're never interested in our food.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lol that cat is awesome

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 9

Its not so awesome when its every meal...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol true

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I usually let my cat have a piece, like an offering to the gods. He doesn't eat it, but it satisfies his curiosity and I can eat in peace.

9 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 0

Just offer a virgin and he will leave you be

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do the same and after she has sniffed and determined she doesn't wish to eat it, she continues begging like the spoiled brat she is.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My cats will demand a sniff of anything I'm eating. But we do eat cereal out of the same bowl too...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how offerings to gods work. The mere MUNDANE shell is left, and the god takes the essence of the offering. So your cat is a god now.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Was there ever any doubt? ;)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a cat, he had been very well behaved with food. He'd just wanna sniff it but had little interest in things not in his bowl.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I'm glad you let him satisfy his curiosity, that's all they want. Mostly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog always begs for spinach. He doesn't like spinach. He gently takes the peice, sets it on the ground, and then proceeds to beg for more

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

My dad once gave our dog a piece of lobster. She spat it out, sniffed it, then rolled on it like it was something dead.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My dad once gave our dog a piece of lobster. She spat it out, sniffed it, then rolled on it like it was something dead.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Aww... maybe he wants to keep you from eating something BAD, in his eyes. ;)

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Gave my cat chicken once, he sniffed it then dug with his paw like he was trying to bury it. He also only ate the fish shaped catfood pieces

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dog did this once with lettuce but when I gave it to her, she dropped it, popped a squat right over it and whizzed on it.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

How... unambiguous. :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tiny Octopus thinks that if he were only half this persistent, he'd either be a millionaire or shot dead in the streets by the bakers union.

9 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 18

I'm the 100th like are you proud of me yet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I for one, always love the tinyoctopus comments, always gems!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Always thought you were a girl.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But does TinyOctopus know the muffin man?

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

The muffin man?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The muffin man?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The muffin man

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yes, i know the muffin man. The one who lives on Drury Lane?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's the one. You hear he got busted for selling cocaine? On the streets they call it "flour"

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

i touchy the croissant

9 years ago | Likes 279 Dislikes 11

Imma touch the pastry tho

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No touch da croissy!

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 2

ok, I see, but imma touchy the croissy

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

OK, but I toucha the croissant.

9 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

No touchy da croissant

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

But imma touchy it tho

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Okay, i just smella da croissant.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Imma touch it tho.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0