Aug 22, 2020 1:10 PM
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AzurenDerp
He's gonna be even more upset when he reaches TLJ.
MutteringMisanthrope
C141Clay
This was in Twins: https://youtu.be/KWvinZQ2KxM
stulfer
He's watching the wrong trilogy to have this reaction, it should be the Disney abominations he's watching
zmanz
Dont forget the Xmas special with wookie s family & animated Bobba Fett
bikergeek6249
Sounds like a case of this: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CelebrityParadox
corbor4
He should watch the star trek reboots next.
Gababu
I don't think any starwars movie has had good dialogue. I've only seen them for the violence and ep:3 even had children get rekt!! no mercy!
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
More: https://www.insider.com/star-wars-actors-in-marvel-movies-2020-5
LifeConfessionguy1
SsnakeByte
rcraigsmith9000
Hashbrown123
Padme would be played by Kiera Knightly and Mace by Lance Reddick.
Il1kepuns
Skrull conspiracy.
secretdpp
That is one thing I did enjoy out of Ultimate Marvel. Regular world Celebrities still existed and occasionally involved in the plot
iamthisguy247
Did Thor ever meet Peter Parker? Thor was away for Civil War, and Peter Parker was off world when he returned and dusted after that.
SimpleJack35
He should watch Footloose Starlords favorite movie
plainoldfool
Steve also had Star Wars 'on his list' when he met Sam in Winter Soldier.
He probably me him at Tony’s funeral but then he takes off with the Guardians of the Galaxy at the end.
ScottPerri
To be technical, the images of Thor here were taken before Infinity War and Endgame.
AmotsEinhorc
Padmes RW she's a asked about Thor.
toolatetosaygoodbye
That's Keira, the other one
tarkus10
Funny Thor watch wrong order in right order.
Fejerro
I imagine the MCU Star Wars movies had different actors the way Last Action Hero had Stallone in Terminator 2.
HerrBisch
To be fair, it's not like Padme and Mace Windu are played by Jane Foster and Nick Fury. they ARE different people.
Tsamane
There are also people who look like other people.
https://youtu.be/G6PBhdM9Ftg
gonzar09
There's a typo with his name at the bottom: "Stalone", yet spelled correctly at the top.
SmurfEggs
Excuse me can I speak to the drug dealer of the house. Its a beautiful day to be out catching drug dralers
PeteTusk
Oh! I had to read your comment to get that was the intended joke. I thought it was just how non-original Star Wars films are kind of dumb...
amglasgow
(So were the originals.)
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rbudrick
Stallone and Arnie are very good friends and this would crack them the fuck up, I'm sure. Privately, they do impressions of each other!
UnfinishedSentencesAre
This is very confusing
CmfMttnPpl
Looks like the hill billy kid from hey arnold
Someshithead241
Thats pretty much every movie reference in a movie in my mind. Really takes away a lot of "Cinema Sins" actual points. And they have
So few these days.
FallingStar7669
Man, 'common sense' takes away a lot of points from Cinema Sins...
Or just paying attention to the movie
TankingFever
which actor would play which parts?
i would like to see a small deepface or whatcallit video with said actors
doing their star wars scenes
PlankTableGo
The movie Mallrats exists in the MCU
Isnt' the assumption that the world is the same except for as explicitly indicated?
Yes but Mallrats implies Marvel Comics
I think that they could be a comic house specializing in turning heros' lives into biographical graphic stories.
EccentricNut
I ruined Star Wars for my wife by having her watch episodes 1-3 first
demosteness
I ruined Wife Wars for my watch by having her starring episodes 1-3 first
3lsteez
Some would argue thats the best viewing order. Not me though, those people are donkey brained.
ThoughtsAndBeers
F
papayaofthesun
She did it to herself by not taking initiative.
Calicious
Oof
ATerribleArtist
I like the 1-3 more though. I like the whole "big Jedi order" thing more than the rag tag rebels that always back against the wall in fights
slimfast
classic mistake
I did the same, but I knew a lot of the star wars canon by then, so it didn't ruin much. To me, they only got better til Jedi.
lordsupafly
That's confession bear material right there!
Noob3rts
I ruined my girlfriend by having her watch Avatar the Last Airbender and Merlin. Nothing compares in her world now.
fetchmethatpitcher
How could you......marry someone who hasn’t seen star wars?!
LazyEmt365
Those are the best 3 though
EvilKam
You monster!
Fhant
INTO THE SARLACC PIT WITH HIM!!
Bexabo
3rd is Nice, Are You one of those anal ppl who are upset the victory music is diffrent in epi 6 on video compared to cinema release.
himynameisalonso
The new ewok celebration is far superior than what they had originally!
amidoingthisrightdog
Wait, shesa no like meesa gungins? Battle of Darth maul?
ChairmanKim
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
horusheresay
1-3 ruin it for newbies, 7-9 ruin it for the rest of us
wolfmann777
Solid advise. I don’t even remember 7-9. I only saw them once each. 4-6 were memorized: movies, games, books made words live forever.
bloatyOs
Soilentknight
redpandabanana
You fool!
pandastrafe
Thats how I did it growing up. 4-6 were so dated and slow pace comparatively that they didn't really do it for me.
IlDepo
Dude, Machete order FTW.
jebascho
I like this order: 4-5-2-3-6. You skip 1 altogether and 2/3 are a long flashback after the big reveal and 3 leads perfectly into 6.
Holdmyhamster
1 has the best jedi fight of them all.
boatymcboatfaceplant
I also ruined this guy's wife
captainmobyahabdick
I ruined my wife by having her watch Star Wars.
MissKalanek
I ruined Star Wars by having it watch my wife
Imakethingsweird
Everyone knows that the correct order is 5-4-6-2-3-1
Ditch episode 1, which is useless, and it's perfect. Bonus: you get rid of jar-jar and of the midichlorian bullshit.
Machete order is best (4-5-1*-2-3-6, with episode one being skippable if you so choose).
AreThoseMyPants
I was under the impression it's called machete because Ep. 1 is chopped off.
It is. Most people skip it since most of the supporting characters don't return in any meaningful way, but since Maul returns in expanded>
>series, some people still watch it just to see his 1st time on screen, and his fight with Qui-gon/Obi Wan becomes more meaningful when >
IWasDoingFineFarting
Unpopular opinion. I liked 1-3 much better than the other.
beerfordean31415
You need therapy. This is some form of schizophrenia.
I’ll grant you 1-3 are very memeable and should be honored as such.
j3cht89
I liked them a lot, wouldnt say more than the originals but they had much better action sequences
plumbingdude
Oof, that is an unpopular opinion. Good luck.
sanaujiram
My gf had zero interest in 4-6 but loved 1-3. The old ones are just too old to show someone for the first time
MeatMechanic86
Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
tylerPumpkinTraveler
I normally downvote comments like this but jesus
I normally don’t comment like that, but yikes.
aRootinaTootin
I ruined Star Wars for my wife by having her watch Star Wars.
ClumsyLeftistWhoDropsThings
Yaaassd
thedadwhogames
This. Years ago I had her watch them but forgot the first movie was 45min of droids goofing around in the desert before getting to the point
shadowbane1120
... woah now buster, that description made me want to start a new binge right now
ConfederacyOfDunces
Space ninjas overthrowing tyrannical government should have been amazing.
SomeDetroitGuy
Magical space samurai, thank you very much.
Space samurai wizards. You are correct.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Hello there
AzurenDerp
He's gonna be even more upset when he reaches TLJ.
MutteringMisanthrope
C141Clay
This was in Twins: https://youtu.be/KWvinZQ2KxM
stulfer
He's watching the wrong trilogy to have this reaction, it should be the Disney abominations he's watching
zmanz
Dont forget the Xmas special with wookie s family & animated Bobba Fett
bikergeek6249
Sounds like a case of this: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CelebrityParadox
corbor4
He should watch the star trek reboots next.
Gababu
I don't think any starwars movie has had good dialogue. I've only seen them for the violence and ep:3 even had children get rekt!! no mercy!
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
More: https://www.insider.com/star-wars-actors-in-marvel-movies-2020-5
LifeConfessionguy1
SsnakeByte
rcraigsmith9000
Hashbrown123
Padme would be played by Kiera Knightly and Mace by Lance Reddick.
Il1kepuns
Skrull conspiracy.
secretdpp
That is one thing I did enjoy out of Ultimate Marvel. Regular world Celebrities still existed and occasionally involved in the plot
iamthisguy247
Did Thor ever meet Peter Parker? Thor was away for Civil War, and Peter Parker was off world when he returned and dusted after that.
SimpleJack35
He should watch Footloose Starlords favorite movie
plainoldfool
Steve also had Star Wars 'on his list' when he met Sam in Winter Soldier.
iamthisguy247
He probably me him at Tony’s funeral but then he takes off with the Guardians of the Galaxy at the end.
ScottPerri
To be technical, the images of Thor here were taken before Infinity War and Endgame.
AmotsEinhorc
toolatetosaygoodbye
That's Keira, the other one
AmotsEinhorc
toolatetosaygoodbye
AmotsEinhorc
tarkus10
Funny Thor watch wrong order in right order.
Fejerro
I imagine the MCU Star Wars movies had different actors the way Last Action Hero had Stallone in Terminator 2.
HerrBisch
To be fair, it's not like Padme and Mace Windu are played by Jane Foster and Nick Fury. they ARE different people.
Tsamane
There are also people who look like other people.
Fejerro
https://youtu.be/G6PBhdM9Ftg
C141Clay
gonzar09
There's a typo with his name at the bottom: "Stalone", yet spelled correctly at the top.
SmurfEggs
Excuse me can I speak to the drug dealer of the house. Its a beautiful day to be out catching drug dralers
PeteTusk
Oh! I had to read your comment to get that was the intended joke. I thought it was just how non-original Star Wars films are kind of dumb...
amglasgow
(So were the originals.)
gonzar09
rbudrick
Stallone and Arnie are very good friends and this would crack them the fuck up, I'm sure. Privately, they do impressions of each other!
UnfinishedSentencesAre
This is very confusing
CmfMttnPpl
Looks like the hill billy kid from hey arnold
Someshithead241
Thats pretty much every movie reference in a movie in my mind. Really takes away a lot of "Cinema Sins" actual points. And they have
Someshithead241
So few these days.
FallingStar7669
Man, 'common sense' takes away a lot of points from Cinema Sins...
Someshithead241
Or just paying attention to the movie
TankingFever
which actor would play which parts?
TankingFever
i would like to see a small deepface or whatcallit video with said actors
TankingFever
doing their star wars scenes
PlankTableGo
The movie Mallrats exists in the MCU
amglasgow
Isnt' the assumption that the world is the same except for as explicitly indicated?
PlankTableGo
Yes but Mallrats implies Marvel Comics
amglasgow
I think that they could be a comic house specializing in turning heros' lives into biographical graphic stories.
EccentricNut
I ruined Star Wars for my wife by having her watch episodes 1-3 first
demosteness
I ruined Wife Wars for my watch by having her starring episodes 1-3 first
3lsteez
Some would argue thats the best viewing order. Not me though, those people are donkey brained.
ThoughtsAndBeers
F
papayaofthesun
She did it to herself by not taking initiative.
Calicious
Oof
ATerribleArtist
I like the 1-3 more though. I like the whole "big Jedi order" thing more than the rag tag rebels that always back against the wall in fights
slimfast
classic mistake
gonzar09
I did the same, but I knew a lot of the star wars canon by then, so it didn't ruin much. To me, they only got better til Jedi.
lordsupafly
That's confession bear material right there!
Noob3rts
I ruined my girlfriend by having her watch Avatar the Last Airbender and Merlin. Nothing compares in her world now.
fetchmethatpitcher
How could you......marry someone who hasn’t seen star wars?!
LazyEmt365
Those are the best 3 though
EvilKam
You monster!
Fhant
INTO THE SARLACC PIT WITH HIM!!
Bexabo
3rd is Nice, Are You one of those anal ppl who are upset the victory music is diffrent in epi 6 on video compared to cinema release.
himynameisalonso
The new ewok celebration is far superior than what they had originally!
amidoingthisrightdog
Wait, shesa no like meesa gungins? Battle of Darth maul?
ChairmanKim
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
horusheresay
1-3 ruin it for newbies, 7-9 ruin it for the rest of us
wolfmann777
Solid advise. I don’t even remember 7-9. I only saw them once each. 4-6 were memorized: movies, games, books made words live forever.
bloatyOs
Soilentknight
redpandabanana
You fool!
pandastrafe
Thats how I did it growing up. 4-6 were so dated and slow pace comparatively that they didn't really do it for me.
IlDepo
Dude, Machete order FTW.
jebascho
I like this order: 4-5-2-3-6. You skip 1 altogether and 2/3 are a long flashback after the big reveal and 3 leads perfectly into 6.
Holdmyhamster
1 has the best jedi fight of them all.
boatymcboatfaceplant
I also ruined this guy's wife
captainmobyahabdick
I ruined my wife by having her watch Star Wars.
MissKalanek
I ruined Star Wars by having it watch my wife
Imakethingsweird
Everyone knows that the correct order is 5-4-6-2-3-1
IlDepo
Ditch episode 1, which is useless, and it's perfect. Bonus: you get rid of jar-jar and of the midichlorian bullshit.
gonzar09
Machete order is best (4-5-1*-2-3-6, with episode one being skippable if you so choose).
AreThoseMyPants
I was under the impression it's called machete because Ep. 1 is chopped off.
gonzar09
It is. Most people skip it since most of the supporting characters don't return in any meaningful way, but since Maul returns in expanded>
gonzar09
>series, some people still watch it just to see his 1st time on screen, and his fight with Qui-gon/Obi Wan becomes more meaningful when >
IWasDoingFineFarting
Unpopular opinion. I liked 1-3 much better than the other.
beerfordean31415
You need therapy. This is some form of schizophrenia.
redpandabanana
I’ll grant you 1-3 are very memeable and should be honored as such.
j3cht89
I liked them a lot, wouldnt say more than the originals but they had much better action sequences
plumbingdude
Oof, that is an unpopular opinion. Good luck.
sanaujiram
My gf had zero interest in 4-6 but loved 1-3. The old ones are just too old to show someone for the first time
MeatMechanic86
Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
tylerPumpkinTraveler
I normally downvote comments like this but jesus
MeatMechanic86
I normally don’t comment like that, but yikes.
aRootinaTootin
I ruined Star Wars for my wife by having her watch Star Wars.
ClumsyLeftistWhoDropsThings
Yaaassd
thedadwhogames
This. Years ago I had her watch them but forgot the first movie was 45min of droids goofing around in the desert before getting to the point
shadowbane1120
... woah now buster, that description made me want to start a new binge right now
ConfederacyOfDunces
Space ninjas overthrowing tyrannical government should have been amazing.
SomeDetroitGuy
Magical space samurai, thank you very much.
ConfederacyOfDunces
Space samurai wizards. You are correct.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Hello there