Thor watching Star Wars for the first time.

Aug 22, 2020 1:10 PM

Kate1997

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He's gonna be even more upset when he reaches TLJ.

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This was in Twins: https://youtu.be/KWvinZQ2KxM

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He's watching the wrong trilogy to have this reaction, it should be the Disney abominations he's watching

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Dont forget the Xmas special with wookie s family & animated Bobba Fett

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He should watch the star trek reboots next.

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I don't think any starwars movie has had good dialogue. I've only seen them for the violence and ep:3 even had children get rekt!! no mercy!

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Padme would be played by Kiera Knightly and Mace by Lance Reddick.

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Skrull conspiracy.

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That is one thing I did enjoy out of Ultimate Marvel. Regular world Celebrities still existed and occasionally involved in the plot

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Did Thor ever meet Peter Parker? Thor was away for Civil War, and Peter Parker was off world when he returned and dusted after that.

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He should watch Footloose Starlords favorite movie

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Steve also had Star Wars 'on his list' when he met Sam in Winter Soldier.

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He probably me him at Tony’s funeral but then he takes off with the Guardians of the Galaxy at the end.

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To be technical, the images of Thor here were taken before Infinity War and Endgame.

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Padmes RW she's a asked about Thor.

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That's Keira, the other one

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Funny Thor watch wrong order in right order.

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I imagine the MCU Star Wars movies had different actors the way Last Action Hero had Stallone in Terminator 2.

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To be fair, it's not like Padme and Mace Windu are played by Jane Foster and Nick Fury. they ARE different people.

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There are also people who look like other people.

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There's a typo with his name at the bottom: "Stalone", yet spelled correctly at the top.

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Excuse me can I speak to the drug dealer of the house. Its a beautiful day to be out catching drug dralers

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Oh! I had to read your comment to get that was the intended joke. I thought it was just how non-original Star Wars films are kind of dumb...

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(So were the originals.)

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Stallone and Arnie are very good friends and this would crack them the fuck up, I'm sure. Privately, they do impressions of each other!

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This is very confusing

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Looks like the hill billy kid from hey arnold

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Thats pretty much every movie reference in a movie in my mind. Really takes away a lot of "Cinema Sins" actual points. And they have

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So few these days.

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Man, 'common sense' takes away a lot of points from Cinema Sins...

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Or just paying attention to the movie

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which actor would play which parts?

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i would like to see a small deepface or whatcallit video with said actors

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doing their star wars scenes

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The movie Mallrats exists in the MCU

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Isnt' the assumption that the world is the same except for as explicitly indicated?

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Yes but Mallrats implies Marvel Comics

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I think that they could be a comic house specializing in turning heros' lives into biographical graphic stories.

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I ruined Star Wars for my wife by having her watch episodes 1-3 first

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I ruined Wife Wars for my watch by having her starring episodes 1-3 first

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Some would argue thats the best viewing order. Not me though, those people are donkey brained.

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F

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She did it to herself by not taking initiative.

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Oof

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I like the 1-3 more though. I like the whole "big Jedi order" thing more than the rag tag rebels that always back against the wall in fights

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classic mistake

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I did the same, but I knew a lot of the star wars canon by then, so it didn't ruin much. To me, they only got better til Jedi.

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That's confession bear material right there!

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I ruined my girlfriend by having her watch Avatar the Last Airbender and Merlin. Nothing compares in her world now.

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How could you......marry someone who hasn’t seen star wars?!

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Those are the best 3 though

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You monster!

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INTO THE SARLACC PIT WITH HIM!!

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3rd is Nice, Are You one of those anal ppl who are upset the victory music is diffrent in epi 6 on video compared to cinema release.

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The new ewok celebration is far superior than what they had originally!

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Wait, shesa no like meesa gungins? Battle of Darth maul?

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Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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1-3 ruin it for newbies, 7-9 ruin it for the rest of us

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Solid advise. I don’t even remember 7-9. I only saw them once each. 4-6 were memorized: movies, games, books made words live forever.

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You fool!

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Thats how I did it growing up. 4-6 were so dated and slow pace comparatively that they didn't really do it for me.

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Dude, Machete order FTW.

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I like this order: 4-5-2-3-6. You skip 1 altogether and 2/3 are a long flashback after the big reveal and 3 leads perfectly into 6.

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1 has the best jedi fight of them all.

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I also ruined this guy's wife

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I ruined my wife by having her watch Star Wars.

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I ruined Star Wars by having it watch my wife

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Everyone knows that the correct order is 5-4-6-2-3-1

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Ditch episode 1, which is useless, and it's perfect. Bonus: you get rid of jar-jar and of the midichlorian bullshit.

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Machete order is best (4-5-1*-2-3-6, with episode one being skippable if you so choose).

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I was under the impression it's called machete because Ep. 1 is chopped off.

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It is. Most people skip it since most of the supporting characters don't return in any meaningful way, but since Maul returns in expanded>

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>series, some people still watch it just to see his 1st time on screen, and his fight with Qui-gon/Obi Wan becomes more meaningful when >

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Unpopular opinion. I liked 1-3 much better than the other.

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You need therapy. This is some form of schizophrenia.

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I’ll grant you 1-3 are very memeable and should be honored as such.

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I liked them a lot, wouldnt say more than the originals but they had much better action sequences

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Oof, that is an unpopular opinion. Good luck.

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My gf had zero interest in 4-6 but loved 1-3. The old ones are just too old to show someone for the first time

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Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

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I normally downvote comments like this but jesus

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I normally don’t comment like that, but yikes.

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I ruined Star Wars for my wife by having her watch Star Wars.

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Yaaassd

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This. Years ago I had her watch them but forgot the first movie was 45min of droids goofing around in the desert before getting to the point

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... woah now buster, that description made me want to start a new binge right now

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Space ninjas overthrowing tyrannical government should have been amazing.

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Magical space samurai, thank you very much.

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Space samurai wizards. You are correct.

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Hello there

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