Got bored and hungry so I ate an MRE...

May 15, 2019 7:49 PM

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On Monday I’m bringing the rest to the park and making my friend group try them. FYI, for those that had to eat these, I reserved meals 11 and 12 for myself.

I frigin love watching people eat MREs.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A friends father used to keep them on his boat, I've eaten worse.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice hiss.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man. I haven’t had an MRE in a long time. Pork chow mein was my favorite.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oooh! Chili-Mac! Colloquially known as "tanker chow"!

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

My grandparents had cases of these. I've tried them all. Some we're actually excellent and others were just okay. I miss the bread.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good. Fucking. LORD. I can't escape chilli man no matter where I go! Ever on here! It's not bad, I'm just sick of it. Always got it.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We found a box of these in the parking lot at Sam's Club once. I got the milkshake from one and it wasn't half bad.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I ate so many of those after Hurricane Michael. I can't even look at the ones I have left.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Warfighter? Really?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming because "soldier/Marine/SEAL/zoomie who got lost" is too long?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont tear the entree pouch at the top. Turn the pouch and tear horizontally. Faster, cleaner, less food lost-dropped-left behind

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Those poppyseed "muffins" were awesome. Drill sergeants always took the candy from us so the muffins were next best thing.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You'll see that food again in about a week.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

wtf happened to MREs lol chicken tetrazzini ftw

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No Tabasco sauce?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

theres a tiny one in the bag just enough to give it a kick.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May God have mercy on your rectum

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

MREs are fun its like Russian roulette of flavors

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Until you get the rice. We used to through it on the cement and it would bounce back up

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reserve veggie omelette for your worst enemy.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thats a violation of the Geneva convention.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Your cracker was only in 2 pieces!?!?!? Fuck you man fuck you.

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Driest things in the world: Death Valley. The Sahara. Girls when I try to talk to them. MRE Crackers.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Commercial resale is unlawful, because of the 8th amendment.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Except at commissaries, because, well...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You had the best MRE. You should have went for the veggie omelette to understand true suffering.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Woah there, he was hungry, not suicidal

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

'Let's get that out onto a tray. Nice!' OP if you didn't say that, you didn't have the full MRE experience.

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

"Ooh nice hiss"

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We used to swap Brit rat packs for US MRE's. Still cant believe you guys fell for that. Ours were absolute dog shit.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

For some troops (us/brits/etc) allways think their nations MRE style ration sucks.. and love other nations.. 1/?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its like a think with some people who just cant be happy for what they have, and have to want what others do have.. 2/?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never really minded them, so long as I remembered to eat BOTH the peanut butter and the jam. Eating just one or the other was not good.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You HAVE to chew the gum!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Peanut butter guaranteed you didn’t have to go #2 for a week

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And then when you finally did, you better pray the toilet had a seatbelt

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup. And the jam did the reverse. Combine the two, and you were more or less okay.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m just hungry and broke, used to live with a guy who had a bunch of these. Wish he was here now but Friday is only one more day away now

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mre+1water+1beer=mustardgas farts

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Add two Rip-its and it can actually flow upwind.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your idea of alleviating boredom is constipating yourself?

6 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 2

Depending on the bean content, it might have exactly the opposite effect.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never had problems eating MREs, aside from the taste.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You get used to it

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Meals Resisting Ejection.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You only get constipated if you don't chew the gum. Chew the damn gum.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

is this a tested statement

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i had the opposite experience, these ripped through me like a chainsaw. maybe the stress or something.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

you chewed the gum didnt you?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Always chew the gum

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I saved them up for those huge dinner weekends

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alright, let's get this out onto a tray. Nice!

6 years ago | Likes 288 Dislikes 1

That made me smile almost as much as when he does it..i love his enthusiasm

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You beat me to it. Well glad to see he is more popular than I thought.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I totally got that! I love his videos

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice hiss.

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

His enthusiasm and narration is the reason for me to watch his channel. Not the MREs.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh cool, he uploaded today. It's been a while..

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I was getting worried one had finally killed him

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok!

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm not going to eat this... *45 seconds later* It's pretty stale...

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Steve1989!

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Definitely used his voice when reading that.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*stirs drink powder aggressively and then bangs the spoon multiple times to musical effect*

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You enjoy the finer things in life.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steve’s a damn treasure! I love watching him smoke 70yo Camels.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A cup o' joes and a Camel, smooth.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh this looks rancid.... *tastes*.. yup definitely rancid.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

My toungue is numb.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Steve1920

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

How was it?

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

They're pretty damned good actually, just stay away from the Veggie Omelette one.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They don't make that one anymore :(

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

veggie anything really....bleh

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's almost like they were built for long term consumption by hundreds of thousands of people.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well I picked one of the top ones so pretty good.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

What are the bottom ones?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omelette and tuna are my least favorites. Also all the red sauce/meat sauce meals taste the same

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0