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On Monday I’m bringing the rest to the park and making my friend group try them. FYI, for those that had to eat these, I reserved meals 11 and 12 for myself.
SENTIONAUTSx003
I frigin love watching people eat MREs.
Bloodsense
A friends father used to keep them on his boat, I've eaten worse.
LarnRegis
CaptainAndoo
Nice hiss.
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
Man. I haven’t had an MRE in a long time. Pork chow mein was my favorite.
superlite27
Oooh! Chili-Mac! Colloquially known as "tanker chow"!
TheSkyOpenwide
My grandparents had cases of these. I've tried them all. Some we're actually excellent and others were just okay. I miss the bread.
PhukYeaSeaking93
Good. Fucking. LORD. I can't escape chilli man no matter where I go! Ever on here! It's not bad, I'm just sick of it. Always got it.
TheSeanannigan
We found a box of these in the parking lot at Sam's Club once. I got the milkshake from one and it wasn't half bad.
Mahfakah
I ate so many of those after Hurricane Michael. I can't even look at the ones I have left.
FEMAcampsarereal
Warfighter? Really?
TheRudeWarrior
I'm assuming because "soldier/Marine/SEAL/zoomie who got lost" is too long?
Roland191145
Dont tear the entree pouch at the top. Turn the pouch and tear horizontally. Faster, cleaner, less food lost-dropped-left behind
MoxnesMonster6
Those poppyseed "muffins" were awesome. Drill sergeants always took the candy from us so the muffins were next best thing.
candiduscorvus
You'll see that food again in about a week.
usmc85
wtf happened to MREs lol chicken tetrazzini ftw
norcaljarhead0481
No Tabasco sauce?
Fallout10mm
theres a tiny one in the bag just enough to give it a kick.
Tomadzo
May God have mercy on your rectum
Corbindallas666
MREs are fun its like Russian roulette of flavors
athleticpizzalover
Until you get the rice. We used to through it on the cement and it would bounce back up
wrenchhead
Reserve veggie omelette for your worst enemy.
LordHosk
Thats a violation of the Geneva convention.
mohrPANDArchy
Your cracker was only in 2 pieces!?!?!? Fuck you man fuck you.
SydneySleeper
Driest things in the world: Death Valley. The Sahara. Girls when I try to talk to them. MRE Crackers.
derschweiz
Commercial resale is unlawful, because of the 8th amendment.
TheSecondPiewackit
Except at commissaries, because, well...
ikillanimalsforfood
You had the best MRE. You should have went for the veggie omelette to understand true suffering.
Fallout10mm
Woah there, he was hungry, not suicidal
fizzlebuns
'Let's get that out onto a tray. Nice!' OP if you didn't say that, you didn't have the full MRE experience.
Worldbreaker12423
"Ooh nice hiss"
honestMachiavellian
We used to swap Brit rat packs for US MRE's. Still cant believe you guys fell for that. Ours were absolute dog shit.
dunewolf
For some troops (us/brits/etc) allways think their nations MRE style ration sucks.. and love other nations.. 1/?
dunewolf
Its like a think with some people who just cant be happy for what they have, and have to want what others do have.. 2/?
dnsbubba
I never really minded them, so long as I remembered to eat BOTH the peanut butter and the jam. Eating just one or the other was not good.
TheSecondPiewackit
You HAVE to chew the gum!
Zgibs
Peanut butter guaranteed you didn’t have to go #2 for a week
yeager99
And then when you finally did, you better pray the toilet had a seatbelt
dnsbubba
Yup. And the jam did the reverse. Combine the two, and you were more or less okay.
fastestalive128
I’m just hungry and broke, used to live with a guy who had a bunch of these. Wish he was here now but Friday is only one more day away now
scarfunkle
Mre+1water+1beer=mustardgas farts
CrusherOfCities
Add two Rip-its and it can actually flow upwind.
topbreak38
Your idea of alleviating boredom is constipating yourself?
alcaray
Depending on the bean content, it might have exactly the opposite effect.
13Alpha
I never had problems eating MREs, aside from the taste.
LewdSomnambulist
You get used to it
dvd587
Meals Resisting Ejection.
SlowThunder
You only get constipated if you don't chew the gum. Chew the damn gum.
BigBagOfNope
is this a tested statement
kolfacekilla
i had the opposite experience, these ripped through me like a chainsaw. maybe the stress or something.
Fallout10mm
you chewed the gum didnt you?
UltraHagen
Always chew the gum
DadJokesCollector
I saved them up for those huge dinner weekends
hubsn
Alright, let's get this out onto a tray. Nice!
Spuduck
That made me smile almost as much as when he does it..i love his enthusiasm
ChaosScythe
You beat me to it. Well glad to see he is more popular than I thought.
idahobeef5360
I totally got that! I love his videos
wintercoat
Nice hiss.
WhattaYaLookingFor
His enthusiasm and narration is the reason for me to watch his channel. Not the MREs.
ChloeRed
Oh cool, he uploaded today. It's been a while..
starlord56
I was getting worried one had finally killed him
FanSoundsMakeMeSleepy
johnstein
Ok!
tewan
Yeah I'm not going to eat this... *45 seconds later* It's pretty stale...
TheSkyOpenwide
Steve1989!
Transginger
Definitely used his voice when reading that.
mgsichi
*stirs drink powder aggressively and then bangs the spoon multiple times to musical effect*
TheSkyOpenwide
You enjoy the finer things in life.
jfitz
Steve’s a damn treasure! I love watching him smoke 70yo Camels.
FanSoundsMakeMeSleepy
A cup o' joes and a Camel, smooth.
stealthyrpg24
Oh this looks rancid.... *tastes*.. yup definitely rancid.
SithElephant
My toungue is numb.
Chilieater
RobJenkins
Steve1920
ImgurTRZ
How was it?
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
They're pretty damned good actually, just stay away from the Veggie Omelette one.
sightsignificant
They don't make that one anymore :(
MilDravin
veggie anything really....bleh
GeneralGinger531
It's almost like they were built for long term consumption by hundreds of thousands of people.
Zgibs
Well I picked one of the top ones so pretty good.
LucianKane
What are the bottom ones?
Zgibs
Omelette and tuna are my least favorites. Also all the red sauce/meat sauce meals taste the same