We broke up soon after as we couldn't look at each other anymore.

She got food poisoning and didn't tell me.

We were trying out 69ing for the First time and I was enjoying it to be honest.

Until I felt her stomach rumble. I figured she was was just hungry and we'd go get something to afterwards.

Nope. What happened next was a full blast of liquid shit hitting my face. The smell was terrible. Words can not describe how horrible it feels and smells to have shit go up your nostrils and the taste of brown pudding in your mouth.

I screamed and recoiled, shit got into my mouth, and she (thankfully) took my dick out of her mouth without chopping it in half. I threw up on her side as she was running to the bathroom with a brown flow.

She shat all over the bed, the floot, and the hallway. An inhuman amount of human scat came out of her.

As she was running to the bathroom I was throwing up everywhere. On myself, the bed, the floor, everywhere. It was the single most disgusting smell I'll ever smell.

To top it off, my mother came home during this and found us covered in vomit, shit, and a huge trail of it. She's never let me live it down