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JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
That's like us being called "char people" by aliens who live in a 600 celsius environment.
Lazybones2003
If you want some scary thing like this but for humans search up "Byford dolphin incident" its horrific
TheGhostOfFutureDisappointments
How I think I look vs how I actually look
SzKnoWnzEvr72
Meth
krissypoojackets
Is it out of its misery?
revelator
https://www.amazon.com/Hashtag-Collectibles-Stuffed-Blobfish-Plush/dp/B00JBQKY46
LargePoutine
Stumpkiller
Those are two different species of the same genus. The one on the left is a blob sculpin. On the right is a smooth-head blobfish.
pandamonstre
See, I'm not ugly. My tissues are just extremely damaged from being pulled up rapidly by fishers! CAUSE I'M SUCH A CATCH
sorry I... I got a little excited there. I'm actually sorry for the fishy, I'm never gonna forget its injustice
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Nishmole
goboltz
"He's seen some shit . . . rapidly" !
Korbendallas71
We should pull someone 3k down and compare , no shortage of candidates
oxbloodoxfords
Does this mean fish evolved into humans due to rapid ascent?
williagr
Why is there a picture of Ted Cruz compared to a blob fish?
chrisptaco
This is interesting. id like to learn more. is there a source i can check out?
biotechonista
Ahh, this reminds me of that fucked up scene from Made in Abyss. Maybe blobfish are where they drew inspiration.
omnijune
Mittttttty
deadlinuxposts
Was just thinking this - poor Mitty
billystar101
Woah is this true?! Weird
Moolicious
Not quite
Those are not the same kind of fish. Being pulled up from depth does cause a lot of physical trauma but nothing like that. -not me
That’s what I was thinking, these can’t be the same fish but I definitely understanding the pressure change
mzamurman
Why are they fishing at 3000 feet? What are they fishing for?
CorydorasAfavorplease
Trawlers. Bastards
BraveSlayer
Aw! Is it sad because it died or because it can't?
IWasACatAllAlong
Stop applying human emotions to animals, ples.
joebadman
Stop acting like an obnoxious, fun-killing robot when strangers make jokes, please.
CoffeePleaseee
I bet you’re a hoot at parties
ebonyfaery
There's been loads of studies on fish that show they have memories, emotions, and even form bonds with their owners when kept in >
aquariums, so before you have a go at someone, do a bit of research, idiot.
weerdo
2 different kind of fish
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
Yeah the one on the right is a blob fish. Left one no idea
Nope turns out I’m wrong after some quick research they are the same fish
reallyaplatypus
Dang, I had so much hope.
MaddMatter
On the left we have a fish, on the right we have a prop from men in black 2.
jaloosk
https://metro.co.uk/2010/01/25/blobfish-worlds-most-miserable-looking-and-ugliest-animal-53716/amp/
Wrong
tanebot
So the human equivalent of a blobfish would be
HunglikeaHamster
v
jsprankles
Thanks, I hate it
ilikethingsthatchangecolour
That looks very painful
Alfa799
Well, he doesn't look thrilled!
echonite
You could say, deadly.
AmityvilleHodor
Camera always always adds 10 lbs....
iamlamp2
Hilarious
craiger1965
Best reply on Imgur today. Congratulations good person!!!!!
eddiepvasquez
Per square inch
Barrycantmeme
Then stop eating camera's
OmegasParadox
How many cameras are on it?
ProximaCentaur
Losing 300+ atmospheres of surrounding pressure probably doesn't help.
Neither does existing only as a movie prop for MIB2
Edit:100ish. I misread 3000 feet as 3000 meters.
LAGomez
So, how many cameras are on you?
IAlwaysUploadDoctorWho
Ops mom
nottodayadulthood
I'm here for obscure references that I understand
ChrisMorray
Yeah, it kinda exploded. The aquatic pressure at its natural habitat is immense.
The right is a prop from MIB 2
epertyufi
It appeared in MIB3 which came out in 2012. The picture has been around since at least 2010. Source on it being a prop?
Google "MIB fish head" what makes you think the pic has been around since 2010?
MarcoPoloOnPollo
No wonder he looks like the world’s most miserable fish… this unattractive creature, the inedible blobfish, is in danger of being wiped out.
Googling MIB fish head brings up pictures of a blobfish in the movie but not this picture
What makes you think the exact picture here is of the prop?
songmaster2112
Get schooled kid lol
Happens to anyone, maybe we'll find out in a plot twist the pic is from the shooting after all and retconned in my source ?
bloodust
Rapid ascend has nothing to do with it. Its the humongous pressure difference...
Mothgog
Caused by rapid ascent...
The right is a movie prop.
HamburgersExclamationPointTardigradeIsAlreadyTaken
Are you sure? Isn't it the quick expansion of gases inside, that would not happen in a slow ascension?
FluentPenguin
Yeah there's a lot of pressure on getting your picture taken. I farted out of pure anxiety once.
MarsVtron
Half credit, you only got one part of that equation.
Medic36
...that happens quickly due to the rapid ascend?
BananaForScale169
More like the change in pressure
furyfreak
They were referring to decompression. Look up the "bends" for divers. Basically gas in blood and tissue expand in the body from lower pressu
Right. Pressure drives nitrogen into solution during deep dives, and a rising too fast forms bubbles and terrible joint pain.
fingobaggins
Only happens with SCUBA, doesn't happen if you free dive, because scuba puts pressurized air in you when you are down.
SlasherQuan
It's probably evolved considerable outward pressure to withstand crushing pressure in their absence it puffs. Similar thing happens to
Extremeophilic microbes. they might have a very flexible or rigid cell wall for pressure or heat. Outside their zone they explode
ObiWanKenobitch
No it has nothing to do with the speed of ascent. Simply the difference in pressure thousands of feet under the ocean vs being sea level.
It can only be caused by expansion of gases and those, I think, in a slow climb, would equalise instead of bursting
preparationh67
Lmao, just take the fucking L ya loser. The it's a combination of both causing such a drastic change.
Ok? I’ll take my 10 upvotes and you take your net 0 and we’ll both be happy. Have a nice day!
It would happen even if brought up slowly, unless the pressure remained the same.
SiriLikeAlot
Not if you let it decompress enough, atleasy thats what they teach us at diving school
FourLegsGood
That's why depressurisation makes astronautics so dangerous.
If brought slowly, I believe the gases with equalise without bursting
NateintheNorth
Something that needs that much pressure... I think the low pressure will fuck them up, regardless.
Like with deep sea divers and the bends.
Only an issue if you inject pressurized gas into it before you bring it up.
They have gas dissolved in their tissues (oxygen, CO2, and others) that will expand, like astronauts in space
MattTheImperialRadarTechnician
You are correct. It's why our bodies don't explode everytime we fly in an airplane.
Partly. Cabins are still pressurized and climate controlled.
arhalts
1 cabins are pressurized 2 sea level is 15 psi. Space is about 4. It lives at 900ish psi. At the shallowest end of it's habbitat.
MySushi
Can we not somehow verify this, by breeding one in captivity? Like, have some birthed in an aquarium not pressurized, another in pressurized
There's no way to breed them in captivity, since their forms at the surface are not compatible with life.
Not even in the high pressure tanks of the Monterey Bay Aquarium, where the famous deep water octopi recently named Adoriblis are kept?
RickTheMarshallSelke
No need. Can be verified with math
Math can determine if a complex trait like this is evolved versus adapted?
Conditions, then slowly alleviate the pressure, to let them acquiesce with the reduced pressure environment. I'm sure some sea lab can go...
For such and undertaking and if one is not sufficiently equipped, we could get a marine biologist crew funded to establish one by next year
The term atmosphere pressure measures the pressure at sea level, being 1 atm. Every 10 meters under is another atmospheric unit or 14.6 ppsi
The fish is being quickly decompressed. Wouldn’t be surprised if i looked gooey after that either.
yousaidanyonebuteveryonestaken
Just out of curiosity, what’s the metric equivalent to the ‘pounds per square inch?’ Just asking because you mentioned meters also. And im ?
659992812
Pascals (Pa) 1 atm is about 101kPa
1 atm = 14.6 psi = 760 torr = 760 mmHg = 29.9 in.Hg = 101,325 pascals = 101.325 kilopascals. Metric might just be mm Mercury
astrid28
That seriously fucked him up....
Poprocket77
Chernobyl-style.
theyamayamaman
you can always spot the marine biologist in the group...
McLarenP1
We only lose an atmosphere in space, this guy loses many on his way up from the abyss, imagine what would happen to us!
QuackQuackItsMe
The Byford Dolphin diving bell incident.
SgtDanger
Made in Abyss makes much more sense now. MITTY!!! MITTY WHY???!!!!
IHateCakeDays
He didn’t want to live in this world and now you have crushed all his dreams and hopes. All he can think now is taxes
DarknessfillsmyheartwithpainTIMMAY
Too much water
[deleted]
JustinArnold
Close to the same thing that happens when divers ascend too fast.
JeffGriffin
The bens
zusez3
Actually, the ocean would have less atmospheric pressure as you go to the surface. This poor fishy was used to many lbs of pressure.
pineapplewalrus
That must hurt like hell
Chumbawhumba
Doesn't look too happy about it
boneywasawarriorwayayix
It's okay to decompress fish 'cos they don't have any feelings.
haroldmann
Something in the way, hmmmmm hmmmm
Can I decompress human? Most of them don't have feelings
Totallybadassusername
I for one am already dead inside
I'm not good at making people feel better but here's marshmallow starwars to make you feel a little something
EmberRingtail
Seriously... the brain capacity of a fish is used up on surviving no room for feels
Everyone got the feels even if people can't measure it
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Getting some 'Made in Abyss' vibes
MITTY!!!
Schmojothefluffy
Great. Now i have to go cry.
FreshBundleOfStick
How about an elevator ride to calm you down?
SquireRamza
Did that ever finish? The manga or novel or anything?
Thatbotwhatup
I think the manga is still going
They haven't reached the bottom yet soooo
MrBub
A movie came out in japan a bit ago. If your willing to watch a bad copy of it, it's floating about on the interwebs. Sooner or later it /1
Will make it to prime video. I am not sure when tho
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
That's like us being called "char people" by aliens who live in a 600 celsius environment.
Lazybones2003
If you want some scary thing like this but for humans search up "Byford dolphin incident" its horrific
TheGhostOfFutureDisappointments
How I think I look vs how I actually look
SzKnoWnzEvr72
Meth
krissypoojackets
Is it out of its misery?
revelator
https://www.amazon.com/Hashtag-Collectibles-Stuffed-Blobfish-Plush/dp/B00JBQKY46
LargePoutine
Stumpkiller
Those are two different species of the same genus. The one on the left is a blob sculpin. On the right is a smooth-head blobfish.
pandamonstre
See, I'm not ugly. My tissues are just extremely damaged from being pulled up rapidly by fishers! CAUSE I'M SUCH A CATCH
pandamonstre
sorry I... I got a little excited there. I'm actually sorry for the fishy, I'm never gonna forget its injustice
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Nishmole
goboltz
"He's seen some shit . . . rapidly" !
Korbendallas71
We should pull someone 3k down and compare , no shortage of candidates
oxbloodoxfords
Does this mean fish evolved into humans due to rapid ascent?
williagr
Why is there a picture of Ted Cruz compared to a blob fish?
chrisptaco
This is interesting. id like to learn more. is there a source i can check out?
biotechonista
Ahh, this reminds me of that fucked up scene from Made in Abyss. Maybe blobfish are where they drew inspiration.
omnijune
Mittttttty
deadlinuxposts
Was just thinking this - poor Mitty
billystar101
Woah is this true?! Weird
Moolicious
Not quite
Moolicious
Those are not the same kind of fish. Being pulled up from depth does cause a lot of physical trauma but nothing like that. -not me
billystar101
That’s what I was thinking, these can’t be the same fish but I definitely understanding the pressure change
mzamurman
Why are they fishing at 3000 feet? What are they fishing for?
CorydorasAfavorplease
Trawlers. Bastards
BraveSlayer
Aw! Is it sad because it died or because it can't?
IWasACatAllAlong
Stop applying human emotions to animals, ples.
joebadman
Stop acting like an obnoxious, fun-killing robot when strangers make jokes, please.
CoffeePleaseee
I bet you’re a hoot at parties
ebonyfaery
There's been loads of studies on fish that show they have memories, emotions, and even form bonds with their owners when kept in >
ebonyfaery
aquariums, so before you have a go at someone, do a bit of research, idiot.
weerdo
2 different kind of fish
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
Yeah the one on the right is a blob fish. Left one no idea
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
Nope turns out I’m wrong after some quick research they are the same fish
reallyaplatypus
Dang, I had so much hope.
MaddMatter
On the left we have a fish, on the right we have a prop from men in black 2.
jaloosk
https://metro.co.uk/2010/01/25/blobfish-worlds-most-miserable-looking-and-ugliest-animal-53716/amp/
jaloosk
Wrong
tanebot
So the human equivalent of a blobfish would be
HunglikeaHamster
jsprankles
Thanks, I hate it
ilikethingsthatchangecolour
That looks very painful
Alfa799
Well, he doesn't look thrilled!
echonite
You could say, deadly.
AmityvilleHodor
Camera always always adds 10 lbs....
iamlamp2
Hilarious
craiger1965
Best reply on Imgur today. Congratulations good person!!!!!
eddiepvasquez
Per square inch
Barrycantmeme
Then stop eating camera's
OmegasParadox
How many cameras are on it?
ProximaCentaur
Losing 300+ atmospheres of surrounding pressure probably doesn't help.
MaddMatter
Neither does existing only as a movie prop for MIB2
ProximaCentaur
Edit:100ish. I misread 3000 feet as 3000 meters.
LAGomez
So, how many cameras are on you?
IAlwaysUploadDoctorWho
Ops mom
nottodayadulthood
I'm here for obscure references that I understand
ChrisMorray
Yeah, it kinda exploded. The aquatic pressure at its natural habitat is immense.
MaddMatter
The right is a prop from MIB 2
epertyufi
It appeared in MIB3 which came out in 2012. The picture has been around since at least 2010. Source on it being a prop?
MaddMatter
Google "MIB fish head" what makes you think the pic has been around since 2010?
epertyufi
https://metro.co.uk/2010/01/25/blobfish-worlds-most-miserable-looking-and-ugliest-animal-53716/amp/
MarcoPoloOnPollo
No wonder he looks like the world’s most miserable fish… this unattractive creature, the inedible blobfish, is in danger of being wiped out.
epertyufi
Googling MIB fish head brings up pictures of a blobfish in the movie but not this picture
epertyufi
What makes you think the exact picture here is of the prop?
songmaster2112
Get schooled kid lol
epertyufi
Happens to anyone, maybe we'll find out in a plot twist the pic is from the shooting after all and retconned in my source ?
bloodust
Rapid ascend has nothing to do with it. Its the humongous pressure difference...
Mothgog
Caused by rapid ascent...
MaddMatter
The right is a movie prop.
HamburgersExclamationPointTardigradeIsAlreadyTaken
Are you sure? Isn't it the quick expansion of gases inside, that would not happen in a slow ascension?
FluentPenguin
Yeah there's a lot of pressure on getting your picture taken. I farted out of pure anxiety once.
MarsVtron
Half credit, you only got one part of that equation.
Medic36
...that happens quickly due to the rapid ascend?
BananaForScale169
More like the change in pressure
furyfreak
They were referring to decompression. Look up the "bends" for divers. Basically gas in blood and tissue expand in the body from lower pressu
Medic36
Right. Pressure drives nitrogen into solution during deep dives, and a rising too fast forms bubbles and terrible joint pain.
fingobaggins
Only happens with SCUBA, doesn't happen if you free dive, because scuba puts pressurized air in you when you are down.
SlasherQuan
It's probably evolved considerable outward pressure to withstand crushing pressure in their absence it puffs. Similar thing happens to
SlasherQuan
Extremeophilic microbes. they might have a very flexible or rigid cell wall for pressure or heat. Outside their zone they explode
ObiWanKenobitch
No it has nothing to do with the speed of ascent. Simply the difference in pressure thousands of feet under the ocean vs being sea level.
HamburgersExclamationPointTardigradeIsAlreadyTaken
It can only be caused by expansion of gases and those, I think, in a slow climb, would equalise instead of bursting
preparationh67
Lmao, just take the fucking L ya loser. The it's a combination of both causing such a drastic change.
ObiWanKenobitch
Ok? I’ll take my 10 upvotes and you take your net 0 and we’ll both be happy. Have a nice day!
CorydorasAfavorplease
It would happen even if brought up slowly, unless the pressure remained the same.
SiriLikeAlot
Not if you let it decompress enough, atleasy thats what they teach us at diving school
FourLegsGood
That's why depressurisation makes astronautics so dangerous.
HamburgersExclamationPointTardigradeIsAlreadyTaken
If brought slowly, I believe the gases with equalise without bursting
NateintheNorth
Something that needs that much pressure... I think the low pressure will fuck them up, regardless.
Medic36
Like with deep sea divers and the bends.
fingobaggins
Only an issue if you inject pressurized gas into it before you bring it up.
HamburgersExclamationPointTardigradeIsAlreadyTaken
They have gas dissolved in their tissues (oxygen, CO2, and others) that will expand, like astronauts in space
MattTheImperialRadarTechnician
You are correct. It's why our bodies don't explode everytime we fly in an airplane.
CorydorasAfavorplease
Partly. Cabins are still pressurized and climate controlled.
arhalts
1 cabins are pressurized 2 sea level is 15 psi. Space is about 4. It lives at 900ish psi. At the shallowest end of it's habbitat.
MySushi
Can we not somehow verify this, by breeding one in captivity? Like, have some birthed in an aquarium not pressurized, another in pressurized
CorydorasAfavorplease
There's no way to breed them in captivity, since their forms at the surface are not compatible with life.
MySushi
Not even in the high pressure tanks of the Monterey Bay Aquarium, where the famous deep water octopi recently named Adoriblis are kept?
RickTheMarshallSelke
No need. Can be verified with math
MySushi
Math can determine if a complex trait like this is evolved versus adapted?
MySushi
Conditions, then slowly alleviate the pressure, to let them acquiesce with the reduced pressure environment. I'm sure some sea lab can go...
MySushi
For such and undertaking and if one is not sufficiently equipped, we could get a marine biologist crew funded to establish one by next year
BananaForScale169
The term atmosphere pressure measures the pressure at sea level, being 1 atm. Every 10 meters under is another atmospheric unit or 14.6 ppsi
BananaForScale169
The fish is being quickly decompressed. Wouldn’t be surprised if i looked gooey after that either.
yousaidanyonebuteveryonestaken
Just out of curiosity, what’s the metric equivalent to the ‘pounds per square inch?’ Just asking because you mentioned meters also. And im ?
659992812
Pascals (Pa) 1 atm is about 101kPa
BananaForScale169
1 atm = 14.6 psi = 760 torr = 760 mmHg = 29.9 in.Hg = 101,325 pascals = 101.325 kilopascals. Metric might just be mm Mercury
astrid28
That seriously fucked him up....
Poprocket77
Chernobyl-style.
theyamayamaman
you can always spot the marine biologist in the group...
McLarenP1
We only lose an atmosphere in space, this guy loses many on his way up from the abyss, imagine what would happen to us!
QuackQuackItsMe
The Byford Dolphin diving bell incident.
SgtDanger
Made in Abyss makes much more sense now. MITTY!!! MITTY WHY???!!!!
IHateCakeDays
He didn’t want to live in this world and now you have crushed all his dreams and hopes. All he can think now is taxes
DarknessfillsmyheartwithpainTIMMAY
Too much water
[deleted]
[deleted]
JustinArnold
Close to the same thing that happens when divers ascend too fast.
JeffGriffin
The bens
zusez3
Actually, the ocean would have less atmospheric pressure as you go to the surface. This poor fishy was used to many lbs of pressure.
pineapplewalrus
That must hurt like hell
Chumbawhumba
Doesn't look too happy about it
boneywasawarriorwayayix
It's okay to decompress fish 'cos they don't have any feelings.
haroldmann
Something in the way, hmmmmm hmmmm
pineapplewalrus
Can I decompress human? Most of them don't have feelings
Totallybadassusername
I for one am already dead inside
pineapplewalrus
I'm not good at making people feel better but here's marshmallow starwars to make you feel a little something
EmberRingtail
Seriously... the brain capacity of a fish is used up on surviving no room for feels
pineapplewalrus
Everyone got the feels even if people can't measure it
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Getting some 'Made in Abyss' vibes
SgtDanger
MITTY!!!
Schmojothefluffy
Great. Now i have to go cry.
FreshBundleOfStick
How about an elevator ride to calm you down?
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
SquireRamza
Did that ever finish? The manga or novel or anything?
Thatbotwhatup
I think the manga is still going
Thatbotwhatup
They haven't reached the bottom yet soooo
MrBub
A movie came out in japan a bit ago. If your willing to watch a bad copy of it, it's floating about on the interwebs. Sooner or later it /1
MrBub
Will make it to prime video. I am not sure when tho