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Pollycock, the Featherless Phallic Fowl
I have a bet with my brother. If this aesthetically pleasing dickbutt gets 2000 fake points I will contact the artist and get it as a tattoo
Edit: holy shit balls. Left thigh it is. I'm waiting to hear back from the original artist, then I'll book an appointment. No I'm not getting 7 of them. Yes I'm excited. This is gonna be fun!
bastarddad
Point whore!
TheGiggityGuy
xpixelboxer
Mendeleyev1
Well, it happened
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
RecklessNinjaXuamon
Will it include the geometry jizz depicted here as well? It really should, you’d owe it to the artist and his vision.
XerxiesTheShort
If it hits 20,000 will you get it on your forehead?
luc666
Get the same tattoo for every 2000 points... Add banana for scale. Then we have a deal.
rayman2777
I'll call that bluff
funkeejunkee
"Hey cool tattoo, what's its story?" - "2000 people on the internet wanted me to get it... So I got it"
Sailorjerrypinup1
Facebook, is that you?
Bustajay
TheDudeReturns1
Well, you're fucked now. You've got 3,000 points.
droobieee
Guess you have no choice now.
InJenius
This is going to be the next NDelRey
Lamplord
You better post the results, or I'll tell Santa.
jmuije
You missed a zero in there. Congratulations on your new tattoo.
MonsterGood
SithLordSloth
This should be MUCH higher
DrLivingstoneIpresume
bwendan
Woah! You’re the one that said this when I posted it in the comments of another post! Here is the artist’s link if you need it:
bwendan
http://naundeeey.deviantart.com/art/Dickbutt-Kerby-Rosanes-Style-644187499
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
Dope I just asked their permission
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
Dude in serious hahaha
Sixinchnipz
Anyone wanna wager 50 Internet points that @OP won't do it?
TomvsWorld
best I can do is tree fiddy
NicoretteJunkie
I see your fifty and I raise you 100.
Thegiflol
I'm pretty sure he was already gonna do it and wanted to see how many points hed get "if he'd do it"
ICanOnlySayYesSomeTimes
sure
WreckitRolf
I’d never make that bet. I know plenty of people that get tattoos just for shiggles. This would just add to the collection.
potatoSmuggler
Splitlicker
Don’t see many Rosie O’Donnell GIFs on here.
krowonod
Calm down, Donald.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Now, is that net or gross upvotes? In other words, are you subtracting downvotes?
PoliticalLava
yes.
Arracor
I'm sure you're asking sassily, but that's how everyone here counts upvotes. It is the common metric Imgur goes by.
yougotredonyu
You want an aesthetically pleasing dickbutt ass tattoo? Cause that's how you get an aesthetically pleasing dickbutt ass tattoo.
onemorepost
DaviDaTopera
"I'm a karma whore"~OP, probably
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
Too true
DeafMatcH
done it yet?
squirrelking
Is that Kerby Rosanes work?
Arracor
http://naundeeey.deviantart.com/art/Dickbutt-Kerby-Rosanes-Style-644187499
dubblea13
It looks like it was at least inspired by Kirby's work
AssuredGrave
I thought that too
Arracor
http://naundeeey.deviantart.com/art/Dickbutt-Kerby-Rosanes-Style-644187499
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
2000 upvotes on this comment and @OP will get this comment tatted underneath his new tattoo.
TomvsWorld
How do you know when you're in a fat girls pussy? Keep sticking it between folds of fat and when it smells like shit move one fat flab back.
whiz1212
Solid username
clevererusername
Hitter did nothing wrong
Rapturr
Ah...?
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
He hitted a LOT of people, though
JodiferousTwain
What is going on under here?... asking for a friend.
66plus3
The Holocaust didn't happen because Jews don't exist, they are projections, just like the moon
TheSwedishStag
The stars are projectors, projecting our lives down to this planet earth.
CorneliusCornwall
Eat at Bob's Burgers
trollAESTHETIC
succ a nigga dic or sumn'
robbiehasfeet
Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob.
MEMRITV
Traps are gay
3320
trap of the century trap of the century
Zelkon527
Zelkon527
Zelkon527
Rockmonkey11
Get it on ur butt
Alistairetheblu
Make it a tramp stamp.
TehpenIsmytier
On your dick
pukimomalaki
Get it in your butt
morphis
IamInappropriate
Or your assneck so it's in the middle.
theycallmemrpib
Ass a person with a butt tattoo, I approve.
YouAreLovedAndAppreciated
drbeverlycrushinit
Or...between your dick and your butt? G’ouch!
roneyBugPrince
Holy shit. Imagine how much that would hurt....
lktimpanaro
"Taint" ?
Sparta683
The fleshy fun bridge.
TekPriest1975
Dickbutt on da butt!!
SmutMonger
Better yet... On your dick's butt.
CaptSchmidtGaming
just get it on your dick
Wiziwiziwizard
WitcherOfTheFoxSchool
Sooooooo his taint?
ShinksAvoHazaar
Right on the darkness
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
Noice
hippybobby
I gotta see this
hippybobby
I mainly just want to see your ass
dasp19
serpentinebaboo
10k now. You have to get 5
metalfoto
HTButterBunsofSteel
Do uh... Do you have a better quality version if this by chance, or an artist willing to share designs... I want dis...
BANANAFLAKE
You got more than 4000. You have to get it twice now.
ThaEnder
One for each cheek?
MyHappyPlace3
Past 6000 now! Three times?
ThatSoundsVerySuggestive
Past 8000 now! Four times?
RockESV
Past 14,000 now! Seven times?