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That's all it's ever been about
Edit:
Apparently there is a petition for this.
https://www.change.org/p/mcdonald-s-bring-back-mcdonald-s-szechuan-sauce-424d15e9-3815-4a51-8d81-26a3fc686ee1
Worth a shot.
marinedalek
Szechuan-sauce-based dishes are pretty common at Chinese takeaways in the UK, if anyone this side of the pond feels like indulging...
darealhayden
GusTarball
All this for some corn syrup and tomato paste goop with a bit of spice in it? :/
DeviatedPrevert
you are all sheep.
Munchman347
Just use 'Asian Grandma Sauce', 1/3 soy, 1/3 vinegar and 1/3 hot sauce. Great on almost everything. (No, it's not made out of Grandma's)...
Rashidajwi
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AlexTG
IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
unhappytwice
It's time to get schwifty in here!
JonKlein
Chick-Fil-A Polynesian Sauce, it's the same sauce
AluminumMuffin
There is a petition online to get it back. https://www.change.org/p/mcdonald-s-bring-back-mcdonald-s-chicken-nugget-szechuan-sauce
sandybuttcheeks
Your doing this bit while your brain is melting
quixotegut
100 years, Rick and Morty!
doctorninja
Seal Team Ricks!
abrakadumbass
that shit better be spelled Seal Team Rix
MeSoThorny
They should have also kept the hunny packets. I miss dipping my nuggets in it. Won't eat nuggets with anything else.
DiggerPlease
Hunny?
justvenomcake
Then buy a squeeze bottle of honey, or ask for honey. McDonald's still sells containers of honey.
thenoblitt
Go to chic fil a and get Polynesian sauce. It's the same thing.
WhatTheHeII
#dicksouttillmulansauceisback
Ninjafromnorway
this is fake/photoshop. there isnt a single *burp* in there.
TheLadyKoi
I signed it and I'm not ashamed.
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fannarfreyr7
à did too
Thehumblebubble
Ok i gotta ask.the fuck is this where did it come from and what the hell is going on?
ryphi
I just saw this episode tonight. First one for me so I was a little confused.
LuxVertas
God damnit Rick and Morty... This is probably gonna be an awesome marketing campain it it works though...
MrNames
There's already a petition to McDonald's. Rick and Morty are breaching realities again.
LuxVertas
I know... it's weird!
greenbird147
I have been waiting this for decade, 9 MORE SEASONS!!!!
ShadowOftudhope
As a McD's worker I am ashamed I didn't get this joke.
ruinedeye
Don't be, it's very possible that you weren't alive when it was a thing
ShadowOftudhope
I was though. I am. 90's kid.
TheYearOfTheAnteater
You just made me feel old and I'm not even 25 yet.
tpham211
I was just ranting about this promotion and how no one remembers but I remember because it was racist as shit! They gave u chopsticks. WTF?
betterlivingthru
Why is that racist? McNuggets were even inspired by Chinese food. They're basically general tso's without the sauce.
tpham211
The year was 86.
chimchim666
no, it was '98
tpham211
Yeah but the racist shit that I recall was in 86. My mistake.
Feanor19
Your right. 98 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mGRD">tu.be">https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mGRDCRuPklc&feature=youtu.be 87 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Utm4517bs
tpham211
Thank you for that !!! Been looking for it.
egebamiyasi
I'll get it even if it takes 9 more seasons or 97 years! Great meta joke at the end there
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
But don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an
cyno01
Keep reddit on reddit.
paulpounder
And Jim Ross lost his shit that day.
HelloCaspar
I came here for this. I am a day late and a buck short.
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
announcer’s table
TheNargafrantz
People keep saying this, but they always leave out Mankind losing two teeth through his nose. Amateurs.
ReverendAurora
Indeed, watched that live. One of those "Well fuck, that's not in the script" moments.
theHUNGERian
9 more seasons!
safirser
*blurp* 9 more seasons!
itsAone
can you imagine that not only you are smart enought to realize youre in a cartoon, but so smart you can predict how many seasons the cartoon
itsAone
's gonna have
bayouBENgal07
Forever Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty a Thousand times, Rick...Rick, Rick and Morty.
thoraxbitner
Yeah but over the course of 97 years? That'll make the season 3 wait feel like nothing.
Mysticloss
They all release at the 97 year mark.
theHUNGERian
Still faster than the pace of Sherlock.
Itendtolikeliving
i've been thinking, remember how earlier in the episode they made references to the federations crazy calendar making morty like 35?, 1
OfficialJoeBiden
Fucking spoilers
TheMobyh
Morty is still a kid it's just a joke on alien calendars
Itendtolikeliving
probably something along those lines, so we dont have to wait that long
WarfritLive
That's still barely less than half the time. You're looking at a new season every four years.
WarfritLive
The joke was it's been three years since the original garage scene where he said '100 years of Rick and morty'
Murderface828
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I had mixed feelings about season 2, but this episode was freakin amazing
SalisburyShuffle
Goddamn you giffers work fast
LudeJaw
lol seriously!
CaptainJeanLucPicardOfTheFederationStarshipUSSEnterprise
I love how he did this 3 times after he said comedy comes in threes
Grindfather901
Comedy comes in three's
TheWhiteRat
OldRazzIeDazzIe
neolithicrevolution
I was in knots laughing at this bit..I mean butt
NerfherderVC
In all seriousness, that sauce should have stayed. It was the best!
mrdinklage
And the salsa on the chicken legends!!!
bigassballs1
I'm 99% certain it was mostly high fructose corn syrup
Omni21
My husband brings this up all the time. He loved that stuff.
alienrobotzombiebear
BRING BACK THE HOT MUSTARD!!!
Hammettt
Gas
memelordnito
A lot of chains still have it. Mine does, at least.
AshySlashy
Texas still has it.
doesnotnatter
https://www.facebook.com/jordan.carlson.3990/posts/1219527861478715 SIGN THE PETITION
NerfherderVC
Doing the Lord's work. Signed!
FrankTheThunderbird
It was amazing.
davecoulierssuperfullhousefanclub
Let me tell you something it was the best sauce. The best.
TheGreatAku
I'm not saying you aren't telling the truth, but MAN are there a lot of people claiming they totally remember a sauce from 19 years ago
xenofect
Work at Mcdonald's call center 90% of callers say its gross.
BavarianGuy
If the sauce is from 1998, I'm pretty sure you can't legally make/sell it anymore because of outlawed ingredients.
Chemdog500
Nahh brother this is America we can eat what ever we want.
Feanor19
Yeah man everyone's all like don't consume lead and Flints all like fuck that I'll do what I want! 'Merica!
Chemdog500
I live in detroit and can confirm
LostLadyTX
They had a Chipotle BBQ sauce too it was suppose to be only for the chicken tenders so when they stopped selling those they got rid of it
LostLadyTX
I remember the chicken wings too
cyno01
Some locations still have that one too.
Serrahfina
Did they really stop selling chicken tenders, why?
remycrane
That was the only time I went to McDonald's. Only for the premium chicken. They ruined my fast food life
Veggisaurus
What did it taste like?
Freshtodeaf
You can still buy it. If you've ever had general tso's chicken it's a similar taste.
NerfherderVC
Miracles and sin. Okay, but really, like a sweet garlicky soy based sauce with a nice kick.
MrWolfwood
....it was pretty much sweet and sour, people know this right?
AirshipEngineer
I always thought it was just like some meh teriyaki sauce. though I was like 6 so I may just be remembering wrong.
wildcatfan4life
It had a little more heat than just sweet and sour. It's the little things that count.
frzn
Don't ruin the newest dumb circle jerk, dude.
Jattatak
Maybe it will come back for the inevitable Disney live action feature
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Hong Kong makes one periodically. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1308138/
ImGladWeHadThisChat
Let's get down to business, to bring back, the sauce
Dolliefox
I got sweet and sour, when I asked, for SZECHUAAAAN.
SealandIsARealCountry
you mean sometime next year? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4566758/
jeffasaurusrex
Disney is getting lazy
Jattatak
:o I super hope so
NerfherderVC
Oh please oh please oh please!
RaynWisp
They better not fuck it up
blepability
I mean, they will. They can either go all 'Beauty and the Beast', or some real dark, violent, "realistic" depiction of war which'd be good.
RaynWisp
So long as Genghis doesn't look like something out of Mad Max, I'll be fine with it I'm sure.
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
Where did this concern for the sauce come from?
DominictheCoco
ButtMagnet
Rick & Morty had a bit about it so everyone's pretending they totally always liked it man
vurcease
This is the summary/explanation I've been looking for. Much obliged.
HazyWasabi
New Rick and Morty episode which was streaming yesterday on adultswim
catromance
Recorded Samurai Jack... got new episode of Rick & Morty. We lucked out on that one...
theHUNGERian
And it was not an april fools joke.
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
I get it was streaming yesterday. But it seems ppl forget it was on tv for 6 hrs straight. With the tv guide lying the whole damn time.
mike13815
Not long enough.
AquaLeaderArchie
I was upset because it wasn't samurai jack, I had already watched the premier, but was fine watching it again
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Agreed they could have not played any king of the hill or family guy. Then when new stuff was supposed to drop played that. Then back.
Jattatak
Rick and Morty Season 3 Premiere.
ethanismyname34
ruinedeye
"Season 3 Premiere." On April Fool's day. I'm not buying it.
dapeach666
https://youtu.be/064JuSdj7ko
god0fthunder
I love this. You're wrong and need to YouTube it, but I love this.
BarryMcOckiner
Your loss, buddy.
Saucysauces
And attack on titan season 2...and my hero academia season 2...
Heckspress
nope, it's true. Rickshank Redemption
IsDisassembled
The irony is that's the joke. They actually released the episode and those that saw it had a hard time convincing others it wasn't a prank.
idelta777
It's not really a season premiere, but the first episode of the season is out, the rest will come out during the summer. I'm serious.
Whopraysforthedevil
It happened, man. You think we'd just lie about it?
njullpointer
you think somebody would do that? just... go on the internet and tell lies?
PrettyMuch
Do you want to see my pog collection?
Cereaza
Oh come on. We don't even have a Lawyer, just some Morty.
lordofthedice
Ita not fair, you have no rights, and he's not a lawyer. We just keep him here because he's fun. Look at him go!
jsquat
Its perfect what you mean? If you know how the writers are then it makes sense.
jsquat
Well... Somehow this switched pictures and uhh doesnt belong here.
Fendalton
That was the fool, that people would be like "na it has to be fake". It was a reverse April fools.
Klnwltrnk
At the very least, there indeed was a new episode that aired yesterday.
ruinedeye
I know, I watched it. I'm just not convinced they won't wait like 6 months and be like HAAAA okay now the season actually starts
ruinedeye
*Until they air another episode, that is.
Jattatak
It is very true. Was streamed live on adult sim last night, as well as taking over Cartoon Network abruptly, even covering over Sam-Jak
Zeldon567
I was mad about Samurai Jack getting overwritten.