Apr 7, 2022 11:34 PM
Mammamiaitsagonorrhea
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FatBastardVegetarian
Then, not knowing there's a camera, try to sue the store for slipping on the floor.
bemibet
If he had only landed on the broken glass it would have been perfect.
weasel6
He’s gonna sue
Waistedspace
GenesisNynja
This is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen lol
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Maybe he forgot he went commando that day...
YouWillNeverFindMe
Well that is a terrible Friday celebration start
Wytchwood1
+10000 for The Russians Are Coming!. An underrated and underappreciated film.
G081
He said he was a shoplifter, didn’t say he was a good shoplifter ?
JayEnfield
He's got nothing on this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3VMHxWRjRc
FredGarvinMP
Trash people doing trash things .
StabbyMcMurder
Lol moron
ChicanoBatman
He sues them for slippery floor, wins thousands and spends money on booze. And underwear.
SontaranPotatoMan
*droplifting
whatsisname
Alllllll right you guys we're going to keep an eye on this slippery little rattle snake....
NLOVNI
Maroons gonna maroon
15awilso9000
Get maroon out your got dang mouth or I'll see red ?
CarriCakes
Trinidad makes the front page again lol! Awesome!
cubicleinmate
That level of stupid requires practice.
YourIceCreamMan
Sound ON ?: ("he's got a pizza cutter")
AntikytheraMechanism31415
When i was a young piece of shit we used to grab two bottles of burdon and pants them when we bought a carton(case) of beer.
Rugmier
Just happened to grab that one bottle with the anti theft device included dang it!
Dragonsaure
My love life in one gif...
Whatswrongwiththispicture
Jaeger6Ix
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
Robbery is like a bet. In this case “I bet some years in jail Against a bottle of booze”.
cosonfused
idiots gonna idiot
sosume
He'll be out back sucking those shorts dry.
ComoSeIguana
Pulsity
"Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks." - Ezal.
darkhalfbreed
Next time wear underwear, preferably boxer briefs.
UncleScarwasright
E-MER-GEN-CY! EVERYONE TO GET FROM STREET!
TheKingOfCrows
I had to scroll way too far for this. Brilliant movie.
DancesWithHippos
Perkunas687
waddyaknowjoe
Always wear swim trunks with a banana hammock.
happywalker
FakeBanditHat
There's always money in the banana hammock...
einstoll7
Just use the rear holster!
OldSchoolNewRules
The mesh makes me chafe I prefer to hang free.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I had to cut them out of my kid’s trunks! They were basically wrapping around his uncut wiener ☹️
SniffMyPinkies
FatBastardVegetarian
Then, not knowing there's a camera, try to sue the store for slipping on the floor.
bemibet
If he had only landed on the broken glass it would have been perfect.
weasel6
He’s gonna sue
Waistedspace
GenesisNynja
This is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen lol
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Maybe he forgot he went commando that day...
YouWillNeverFindMe
Well that is a terrible Friday celebration start
Wytchwood1
+10000 for The Russians Are Coming!. An underrated and underappreciated film.
G081
He said he was a shoplifter, didn’t say he was a good shoplifter ?
JayEnfield
He's got nothing on this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3VMHxWRjRc
FredGarvinMP
Trash people doing trash things .
StabbyMcMurder
Lol moron
ChicanoBatman
He sues them for slippery floor, wins thousands and spends money on booze. And underwear.
SontaranPotatoMan
*droplifting
whatsisname
Alllllll right you guys we're going to keep an eye on this slippery little rattle snake....
NLOVNI
Maroons gonna maroon
15awilso9000
Get maroon out your got dang mouth or I'll see red ?
CarriCakes
Trinidad makes the front page again lol! Awesome!
cubicleinmate
That level of stupid requires practice.
YourIceCreamMan
Sound ON ?: ("he's got a pizza cutter")
AntikytheraMechanism31415
When i was a young piece of shit we used to grab two bottles of burdon and pants them when we bought a carton(case) of beer.
Rugmier
Just happened to grab that one bottle with the anti theft device included dang it!
Dragonsaure
My love life in one gif...
Whatswrongwiththispicture
Jaeger6Ix
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
Robbery is like a bet. In this case “I bet some years in jail Against a bottle of booze”.
cosonfused
idiots gonna idiot
sosume
He'll be out back sucking those shorts dry.
ComoSeIguana
Pulsity
"Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks." - Ezal.
darkhalfbreed
Next time wear underwear, preferably boxer briefs.
UncleScarwasright
E-MER-GEN-CY! EVERYONE TO GET FROM STREET!
TheKingOfCrows
I had to scroll way too far for this. Brilliant movie.
DancesWithHippos
Perkunas687
DancesWithHippos
waddyaknowjoe
Always wear swim trunks with a banana hammock.
happywalker
FakeBanditHat
There's always money in the banana hammock...
einstoll7
Just use the rear holster!
OldSchoolNewRules
The mesh makes me chafe I prefer to hang free.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I had to cut them out of my kid’s trunks! They were basically wrapping around his uncut wiener ☹️
SniffMyPinkies