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Found This Posted in /r/pics they said unusable... Must not know how to touch type.
Aug 13, 2013 10:38 PM
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thetookybird
Hieroglyphic keyboard! Want!
gookish
As an Asian, I could still use the fuck out of that table tennis racquet.
dontlookatmynameohnoesyoulost
I'm confused!
CharlesFuckingBronson
Maybe HE can't use the keyboard.
Samzilla
since when is a ping-pong paddle an everyday object, unless you're a ping-pong player..?
seriouslywhatthefuckdudeyouresucha
I think I'll add to his collection by punching a hole through a wall..because this is infuriating to look at..
kummeli
What an asshole. There are children in Africa without forks and rope!
cintas
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
littleasianninja
Cyclops would beg to differ...
Switch408
haha all the captions
nuclearwaffle121
OP on Reddit deleted the captions :(
AwesomeWelles
OP posted them in comments.
Switch408
That sucks. That's what made this so funny
ArGrastaDe
Oh look, Leela's glasses
victorioussecretz
thank you. I had no idea what that was lol
Andthatswhenisaidthatsnotahorsethatsmywife
I was more thinking polythemus :P
jG123
Deal with it
Mikeydagooch
Ok, I laughed wayyyy to hard at the forks...
Giatros89
Everything is usable with the right attitude
OooohPopoyPopoy
No, they're mine! (username will explain)
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
DAMMIT!
nowaternomoon
that was the first thing that came to my mind haha :D
GoBlue
That's what the description of the photo said, and now it's gone. I'm very confused.
IDontKnowHowManyTimes
exactly what I had in mind, you you stole my comment
spacecowboyein
we were all thinking it
ArnoldBlinken
then you stole my comment about him stealing our comment.
RabbitOfCaerbannog
It's creepy sometimes how much we think alike.
XanderMan
Mike Wazowski!
JamWaffles
Wowkikowski
MyBubbles
I'm 10 hours late!!! That's exactly what I was thinking.
Runes147
I'm 8 months late! That's exactly what I was thinking.
Aryn240
*glass
bigbrother
Lens*
laceowl
Sun-monocle
madmanrampant
*monocle
oaberbyamd
Nobody noticed how DANGEROUS the electric cable is?
StrasburgerNotFrankfurter
Yep, but fun I guess (better say it, I wouldn't try)
shadowlev
As a Cyclops, I see nothing wrong here because Nobody blinded me
lupemls
Sadly, I feel that only a few people will understand this reference.
Thongy
Well if no one has done you wrong, then I'll just be on my way.
Tchyrimi
Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?
punkinbeavisadam
is this a setup for a joke?
Tchyrimi
Nobody
gusterist
Rolling pin: "thunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunk"
KoalaBe
Can we even call it a rolling pin after that? Wouldn't the name even have to be changed? o.o
rhyndzu
non-rolling pin, norollo, thumping oblong, athunka. I'm bad at this.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
rolling block? no.. block? wood with handles.
rhyndzu
I like wood with handles.
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
It took me far too long to figure out why the sink wasn't usable. :/
rhyndzu
Stiff tap isn't it.
cahvi
Phew
iReallyHateMyNeighbors
Wow, me too until I read your comment. I am not a smart girl.
Canneverthinkofagoodname
i thought it was toilet sink hybrid
Bananapicker
There's no hole to drain the water guys :( It took me a long time to get it too ):
Tinki
I'm glad I wasn't the only one... :(
sassiswhatIaimfor
THANK GOD
windbell
Can you please help me out then? I really can't seem to find it... D:
bigbubs
there's no drain
reinaww
No drain. The water wold just fill up the sink.
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
There is no drain in the sink.
babybirdhome
But it would still work as a sink. It just wouldn't work as a sink you could drain. :D
WayLatetotheParty
Keyboard is still usable.
bahamutlives
Not unless you're fluent in ancient Egyptian, it's not
flamingflamingo
I routinely wear away the lettering with my nails and even cut grooves in some keys in my keyboard.
SnugglesMcgee
Only to people that can touch type really
mingotheflamingo
I actually taught myself to air type one summer out of boredom, nifty random skill
infernopg
This was my first thought ^^
LastSonOfGallifrey
Touch typing ftw
nightmaremoonmoon
not only is it functional, but i want it
PortgasDAce
Not for me it isn't. I need visuals that I understand. I forget where the letters and other things are a lot.
ILaughUntilICry
I am glad someone else said this. I type better with my eyes closed.
freakdiablo
Curse you for mentioning it first. Anyone with any reasonable typing experience should be able to make do just fine.
topazfs
*Raises hand* I...I can use it as-is....... ._. I know hieroglyphics, but most of the ones on there aren't right.....
tokomak
And the plug - assuming it's some 440V standard. Seriously, you /shouldn't/ be able to plug a 440V plug into a 220V outlet.
ConspicuousSpellingError
Evie, what's the crane mean?
sim9
I want that keyboard...
Rivalyn
And that is CLEARLY a 3 euro coin.
theaddictedimageviewer
All the keys are blank on mine and I do fund i thimk.
Englishisnotmyfirstlanguage
Is none seeing the spelling mistake on purpose!? lol
feyrband
same, and it makes me giggle every time someone sits down at my computer for the first time.
illyume
Um tii kuje nt bkabj jetbiard a bybcg!
illyume
Oh wait, had my hand in the wrong spot. I, too like my blank keyboard a bunch!
pancreas
I'm missing like 9 keys due to league of legends rage. I have more trouble using a full keyboard now
SwordSaint892
You only typically need like 5 or 6 for LoL, so you should be good.
theprobableone
Same. I haven't make a spelling mistske in 7 years.
NoiceSmart
I thought the exact same thing.
geonerd
Yep. I use one of these: http://www.daskeyboard.com/product/model-s-ultimate/
hellenkeller549
:) Mx blues are my favorite.
theaddictedimageviewer
So do I! Have an upvote.
Avedas
I'm typing this comment on one of those.
beatpeet
That's awesome :D
IfHavingALongUsernameIsCoolConsiderMeMilesDavis
Normally...but real masterminds know to also change the keymap to dvorak.
MisleedingInformation
oh no, you change it to a different Ianguage Iike Iaos or cryIIic.
avidatheist
It would be a great way to learn hieroglyphs
funkmaster40
Hmmm which one was the symbol for smartphone again I keep forgetting.
PastaIsLife
You just smart, talk, and metal together
PastaIsLife
just put*
iamthisguy247
-What do you do for a living? -Make useful things unusable, now if you don't mind me, I'm going to download Internet Explorer to this laptop
jsktrogdor
Giuseppe... wut r you doing? Giuseppe... stahp...
Elroydb
Hey this isn't seven years ago, IE9 and IE10 are pretty decent for the average user now
iamthisguy247
IE9 freezes my computer, my company won't let us install it. I didn't mind IE8, but I like Chrome much better.
dnute
"Uhm...Can I have the Egyptian keyboard instead?"
jaskey
What I was thinking. I really don't need to see the keyboard anymore and it would be really cool.
AsAGirlcomma
ARGH this has been my life! I'm helping my mom quote insurance through 26 different carriers, and over half of the sites only operate w/ IE!
droomph
oh technology.
CaptainRedHat
As an IT guy, have you tried turning it off and on again?
AsAGirlcomma
I sincerely hope that was sarcasm. I have been on the phone with their IT people for hours and that was all they could give me. I'm not dumb
CaptainRedHat
It was a joke. :) Seriously though, the reason they ask that a lot is because some people really are that dumb :-/
AsAGirlcomma
Okay :) And yeah, I know some people are. But I do my research before calling in, which means my questions require people calling their 1/2
AsAGirlcomma
Managers over or calling me days later. Or the issues never get solved. I end up being the IT person for my friends' computers :)
notasrelevant
What's so bad about that? Internet Explorer is really useful. How else would I download a better browser?
trustmeimascientist
Or run Java applications
darthblaker7474
Nice try, Bill Gates.
FrankReshman
Can you think of a better way?
darthblaker7474
Yes I can http://www.mattsilverman.com/2009/06/how-to-download-firefox-without-a-web-browser.html
babybirdhome
Just use telnet and pipe the output to a file. FTP is for script kiddies. :D
VenalFax
he does have a point