Everyday Objects Made Unusable by Giuseppe Colarusso

Aug 13, 2013 10:38 PM

shineheart

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Found This Posted in /r/pics they said unusable... Must not know how to touch type.

Hieroglyphic keyboard! Want!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an Asian, I could still use the fuck out of that table tennis racquet.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm confused!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe HE can't use the keyboard.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

since when is a ping-pong paddle an everyday object, unless you're a ping-pong player..?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I'll add to his collection by punching a hole through a wall..because this is infuriating to look at..

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What an asshole. There are children in Africa without forks and rope!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Cyclops would beg to differ...

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

haha all the captions

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

OP on Reddit deleted the captions :(

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP posted them in comments.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sucks. That's what made this so funny

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh look, Leela's glasses

12 years ago | Likes 1610 Dislikes 9

thank you. I had no idea what that was lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was more thinking polythemus :P

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deal with it

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, I laughed wayyyy to hard at the forks...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everything is usable with the right attitude

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, they're mine! (username will explain)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that was the first thing that came to my mind haha :D

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what the description of the photo said, and now it's gone. I'm very confused.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

exactly what I had in mind, you you stole my comment

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

we were all thinking it

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

then you stole my comment about him stealing our comment.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's creepy sometimes how much we think alike.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mike Wazowski!

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Wowkikowski

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 10 hours late!!! That's exactly what I was thinking.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm 8 months late! That's exactly what I was thinking.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*glass

12 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 2

Lens*

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sun-monocle

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

*monocle

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Nobody noticed how DANGEROUS the electric cable is?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep, but fun I guess (better say it, I wouldn't try)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

As a Cyclops, I see nothing wrong here because Nobody blinded me

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Sadly, I feel that only a few people will understand this reference.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well if no one has done you wrong, then I'll just be on my way.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is this a setup for a joke?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rolling pin: "thunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunkthunk"

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Can we even call it a rolling pin after that? Wouldn't the name even have to be changed? o.o

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

non-rolling pin, norollo, thumping oblong, athunka. I'm bad at this.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

rolling block? no.. block? wood with handles.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like wood with handles.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It took me far too long to figure out why the sink wasn't usable. :/

12 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 1

Stiff tap isn't it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Phew

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Wow, me too until I read your comment. I am not a smart girl.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i thought it was toilet sink hybrid

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's no hole to drain the water guys :( It took me a long time to get it too ):

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I wasn't the only one... :(

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

THANK GOD

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Can you please help me out then? I really can't seem to find it... D:

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

there's no drain

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No drain. The water wold just fill up the sink.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There is no drain in the sink.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But it would still work as a sink. It just wouldn't work as a sink you could drain. :D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keyboard is still usable.

12 years ago | Likes 774 Dislikes 5

Not unless you're fluent in ancient Egyptian, it's not

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I routinely wear away the lettering with my nails and even cut grooves in some keys in my keyboard.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only to people that can touch type really

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually taught myself to air type one summer out of boredom, nifty random skill

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was my first thought ^^

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Touch typing ftw

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

not only is it functional, but i want it

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not for me it isn't. I need visuals that I understand. I forget where the letters and other things are a lot.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am glad someone else said this. I type better with my eyes closed.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Curse you for mentioning it first. Anyone with any reasonable typing experience should be able to make do just fine.

12 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

*Raises hand* I...I can use it as-is....... ._. I know hieroglyphics, but most of the ones on there aren't right.....

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the plug - assuming it's some 440V standard. Seriously, you /shouldn't/ be able to plug a 440V plug into a 220V outlet.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Evie, what's the crane mean?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want that keyboard...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that is CLEARLY a 3 euro coin.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

All the keys are blank on mine and I do fund i thimk.

12 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 2

Is none seeing the spelling mistake on purpose!? lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same, and it makes me giggle every time someone sits down at my computer for the first time.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Um tii kuje nt bkabj jetbiard a bybcg!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh wait, had my hand in the wrong spot. I, too like my blank keyboard a bunch!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm missing like 9 keys due to league of legends rage. I have more trouble using a full keyboard now

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You only typically need like 5 or 6 for LoL, so you should be good.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. I haven't make a spelling mistske in 7 years.

12 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

I thought the exact same thing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. I use one of these: http://www.daskeyboard.com/product/model-s-ultimate/

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

:) Mx blues are my favorite.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So do I! Have an upvote.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm typing this comment on one of those.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's awesome :D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Normally...but real masterminds know to also change the keymap to dvorak.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

oh no, you change it to a different Ianguage Iike Iaos or cryIIic.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It would be a great way to learn hieroglyphs

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hmmm which one was the symbol for smartphone again I keep forgetting.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just smart, talk, and metal together

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just put*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-What do you do for a living? -Make useful things unusable, now if you don't mind me, I'm going to download Internet Explorer to this laptop

12 years ago | Likes 521 Dislikes 6

Giuseppe... wut r you doing? Giuseppe... stahp...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey this isn't seven years ago, IE9 and IE10 are pretty decent for the average user now

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

IE9 freezes my computer, my company won't let us install it. I didn't mind IE8, but I like Chrome much better.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Uhm...Can I have the Egyptian keyboard instead?"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What I was thinking. I really don't need to see the keyboard anymore and it would be really cool.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ARGH this has been my life! I'm helping my mom quote insurance through 26 different carriers, and over half of the sites only operate w/ IE!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

oh technology.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an IT guy, have you tried turning it off and on again?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I sincerely hope that was sarcasm. I have been on the phone with their IT people for hours and that was all they could give me. I'm not dumb

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a joke. :) Seriously though, the reason they ask that a lot is because some people really are that dumb :-/

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay :) And yeah, I know some people are. But I do my research before calling in, which means my questions require people calling their 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Managers over or calling me days later. Or the issues never get solved. I end up being the IT person for my friends' computers :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's so bad about that? Internet Explorer is really useful. How else would I download a better browser?

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Or run Java applications

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nice try, Bill Gates.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Can you think of a better way?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just use telnet and pipe the output to a file. FTP is for script kiddies. :D

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he does have a point

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0