Spideredman

Oct 7, 2023 4:00 AM

ranoutofpoptarts

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Maybe maybe maybe

Makes me think of the bears the other day.

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friendly neighborhood spiderman, cleaning up his trash

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Spideredman, Spideredman does whatever a spidered can

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What a spiderHAM, am I right? What a kidder. What a gem!

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But does he feel his Peter Tingle?

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That’s why we can’t have nice things.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 16

Backflip: Nice. Web shoot: WOAH Clean up: In my pants

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My spiders do not clean up their nets. They seem to be faulty.

2 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

That's the difference between a spiderMAN and a spiderBOY.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

superheroes are a manifestation of proletarian weakness.

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Poo poo, pee pee.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Your comment is a manifestation of proletarian weakness.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

You’re just jealous. I bet you can’t do a backflip.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That's interesting. Care to elaborate?

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s'what me mom said, must be true

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Your face is a proletarian weakness.

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Amateur NSFW

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I recognise Clint anywhere!

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Finding out spiderman has a cloaca wasn't top of my list of things to do today.

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Corridor Digital are great

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I see Spidey has a bad case of the bear tapeworms.

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Somewhere In the spiderverse, this is a thing

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The brown recluse

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Spinnerette from the webcomic works like this. its a her lower spine though and she gets the multi-arms (which seems to be a personal preference for the author given their past work)

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh damn that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while. I’ve…probably for a lot of backlog to get through by this point, huh? Is it still updating?

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Biblically accurate Spiderman

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Biologically?

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Whoosh

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What did I miss?

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I fucking lost it at this point.

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OK, but the web, and *MORE IMPORTANTLY* CLEANING IT THE FUCK UP AFTERWARDS!!

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That's what heroes do

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Cleaning it up after was the most Peter Parker thing he could have done

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Most of it. I think one strand of spider-skeet gets left on that dude's shoulder

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is a gift.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TAPEWORMS!!

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I'm a big Spidey fan, but while watching the movies as a kid I always thought how annoying the web cleanup from the buildings has to be for the residents of New York. That stuff is tough and sticky as hell, so there would probably be a number of people who were anti-Spiderman because of his stringy side effects.

2 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 1

But yes if you play the games and look at the Twitter feed thing, that was comedy, people just being like "I'm already late for work and there's a guy webbed to my car" or like "I saw Spiderman creeping outside people's window's, what a perv"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The web-formula is explicitly said to disintegrate/dissolve on it's own with time.

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most of them hates string theory..

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like him cleaning them up isn't even breaking character. Spider Man aside, going "Oh, jeeze, look at this mess I made, let me help clean it up." and even after, if he went back like "Aw shucks, I accidentally left a strand on this camera guy, let come back and grab that." would totally be the thing Peter Parker would do.

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I remember in one cartoon MANY years ago that he made a kid a swing and said to enjoy it now because it would completely dissolve in a couple hours.

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So did the kid have no choice but to enjoy it since his web is super sticky? "Enjoy it now, cause you ain't goin' nowhere for a while kid!" -Spider-man probably

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Could be like an actual spiders web. Some formulas are adhesive, some only temporarily, and some not at all. Spidey does carry multiple cartridges of web fluid on each wrist.

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The webshooters have different settings. He wouldn't really be able to swing too well if the strands stuck to his gloves, right? He's gotta let go.

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So somehow he adjust the stickiness on the fly in real time while deploying his web as he is swinging so only the end is sticky. Same with during fights. The first bunch sticks the guy but the part he's holding and swinging the guy with isn't.

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It's been day one, they're dissolved after a time period. And it's tensile strength is supposed to be pretty much unbreakable so in the movies when they snap it should really be the material breaking. But it's movies and the comics aren't consistent either, when people ask "why did this happen?" the real reason is it may not be the same writer, and then they just make up shit like in Star Trek. Todd MacFarlane had a good interview on that.

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... and remember the MST3K mantra: It's just a show, relax!

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on the upside if new york has a fly problem it prob has less with spidey about

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Think of all the stuck birds too... pigions everywhere....

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Doesn't it have an excessive amount of them? seems like you could repurpose thos epidgeons too...I htink they're edible

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People have eaten pinion in the past, so food banks could feed more homeless I guess.

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I seem to remember his webs were said to disintegrate after a few hours.

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What if, like a real spider, he can spend different types of web filament

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Which always made me question what happens to the guys he webs to the side of bridges or telegraph poles. Better hope the rescue team finds the guy and gets the crash pads ready Spidey.

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Didn’t he tie up bad guys in webs and wait for the police to find them? I feel like even if he called 911 the web would dissolve before an officer responded.

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It was a plot point in the 90's show. Mysterio was pretending to be Spider-Man and steal stuff. He, as Peter the photographer, remarked on that. A lady dismissed it as "he must be using a new formula".

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I meant, the real Spider-Man as Peter Parker. Mysterio's fake webs stuck around so Spider-Man could be blamed.

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Correct. Someone very early on was thinking about getting caught in cobwebs so the solution, pete just engineered a chemical adhesive that dissolves. How else you gonna explain this amazing compound that needs to be pretty much unbreakable, yet he webs goons to walls or off street lamps. How are the cops supposed to get them to jail. It's just the one veteran who's like "nah we don't have to call the city, ain't you ever been on a Spidey bust before? It goes away in an hour. Grab a coffee"

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Yeah depending on the continuity and intended purpose of the webbing it dissolves in 1 to 48 hours.

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Not to mention he can literally change it on the fly with his web shooters to do whatever the story requires. Plus gadgets. It's comics Spider-man can either sling one strand or throw webs to catch helicopters or shit. Holland movie did good with that, he had a literal AI that explains kinda perfectly how varied/perfectly suited to the job guys webs are. He had a learning curve then boom... "any web any size" 🎶

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Now I'm imagining all the many many incidences of cops just waiting for the webbing to dissolve.

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They've never been that productive before in their life!

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By comic book logic they show up just in time to shine the flashlight on the crooks, then tip their cap and smile like "got em again Spider-man" and then don't even worry about it next panel. Presumably it's FIIIIINE

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