Spinnerette from the webcomic works like this. its a her lower spine though and she gets the multi-arms (which seems to be a personal preference for the author given their past work)
I'm a big Spidey fan, but while watching the movies as a kid I always thought how annoying the web cleanup from the buildings has to be for the residents of New York. That stuff is tough and sticky as hell, so there would probably be a number of people who were anti-Spiderman because of his stringy side effects.
But yes if you play the games and look at the Twitter feed thing, that was comedy, people just being like "I'm already late for work and there's a guy webbed to my car" or like "I saw Spiderman creeping outside people's window's, what a perv"
I feel like him cleaning them up isn't even breaking character. Spider Man aside, going "Oh, jeeze, look at this mess I made, let me help clean it up." and even after, if he went back like "Aw shucks, I accidentally left a strand on this camera guy, let come back and grab that." would totally be the thing Peter Parker would do.
So did the kid have no choice but to enjoy it since his web is super sticky? "Enjoy it now, cause you ain't goin' nowhere for a while kid!" -Spider-man probably
Could be like an actual spiders web. Some formulas are adhesive, some only temporarily, and some not at all. Spidey does carry multiple cartridges of web fluid on each wrist.
So somehow he adjust the stickiness on the fly in real time while deploying his web as he is swinging so only the end is sticky. Same with during fights. The first bunch sticks the guy but the part he's holding and swinging the guy with isn't.
It's been day one, they're dissolved after a time period. And it's tensile strength is supposed to be pretty much unbreakable so in the movies when they snap it should really be the material breaking. But it's movies and the comics aren't consistent either, when people ask "why did this happen?" the real reason is it may not be the same writer, and then they just make up shit like in Star Trek. Todd MacFarlane had a good interview on that.
Which always made me question what happens to the guys he webs to the side of bridges or telegraph poles. Better hope the rescue team finds the guy and gets the crash pads ready Spidey.
Didn’t he tie up bad guys in webs and wait for the police to find them? I feel like even if he called 911 the web would dissolve before an officer responded.
It was a plot point in the 90's show. Mysterio was pretending to be Spider-Man and steal stuff. He, as Peter the photographer, remarked on that. A lady dismissed it as "he must be using a new formula".
Correct. Someone very early on was thinking about getting caught in cobwebs so the solution, pete just engineered a chemical adhesive that dissolves. How else you gonna explain this amazing compound that needs to be pretty much unbreakable, yet he webs goons to walls or off street lamps. How are the cops supposed to get them to jail. It's just the one veteran who's like "nah we don't have to call the city, ain't you ever been on a Spidey bust before? It goes away in an hour. Grab a coffee"
Not to mention he can literally change it on the fly with his web shooters to do whatever the story requires. Plus gadgets. It's comics Spider-man can either sling one strand or throw webs to catch helicopters or shit. Holland movie did good with that, he had a literal AI that explains kinda perfectly how varied/perfectly suited to the job guys webs are. He had a learning curve then boom... "any web any size" 🎶
By comic book logic they show up just in time to shine the flashlight on the crooks, then tip their cap and smile like "got em again Spider-man" and then don't even worry about it next panel. Presumably it's FIIIIINE
BovrilOnToast
Makes me think of the bears the other day.
Kitakita
friendly neighborhood spiderman, cleaning up his trash
MNItalian
https://youtu.be/3ejaIJcjEbw?si=bE7xQhsjYpTfeHys
mezzz
Spideredman, Spideredman does whatever a spidered can
BidetEnthusiast
What a spiderHAM, am I right? What a kidder. What a gem!
shameofslate
But does he feel his Peter Tingle?
Sebastopol140
donorkort
https://imgur.com/5xYSgJj.mp4
EtanEngedy
That’s why we can’t have nice things.
RhinestoneSouron
Backflip: Nice. Web shoot: WOAH Clean up: In my pants
GiantSquanchy
polepolekaz
My spiders do not clean up their nets. They seem to be faulty.
thatsecondweirdguy
That's the difference between a spiderMAN and a spiderBOY.
anotherdeadaquarian
superheroes are a manifestation of proletarian weakness.
Mikeiller
https://imgur.com/ReT5o0n
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
Poo poo, pee pee.
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
Your comment is a manifestation of proletarian weakness.
spamsmells
You’re just jealous. I bet you can’t do a backflip.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
That's interesting. Care to elaborate?
anotherdeadaquarian
s'what me mom said, must be true
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
IAmDrBanner
Your face is a proletarian weakness.
Feralkyn
slotheroll
Amateur NSFW
Theraininspaindrainsmainlydownthemainvein
I recognise Clint anywhere!
assmaster4000
Finding out spiderman has a cloaca wasn't top of my list of things to do today.
DrEgg
Corridor Digital are great
Housemaster
ErniesWidow
hootiehootiehoo
I see Spidey has a bad case of the bear tapeworms.
shawnemack
Somewhere In the spiderverse, this is a thing
PicassoCT
The brown recluse
kojenk
Spinnerette from the webcomic works like this. its a her lower spine though and she gets the multi-arms (which seems to be a personal preference for the author given their past work)
Rathan5
Oh damn that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while. I’ve…probably for a lot of backlog to get through by this point, huh? Is it still updating?
kwyjiboner
Biblically accurate Spiderman
OverMyDadBody
Biologically?
Santorrr
Whoosh
OverMyDadBody
What did I miss?
werrywerry
I fucking lost it at this point.
Galfronon
OK, but the web, and *MORE IMPORTANTLY* CLEANING IT THE FUCK UP AFTERWARDS!!
DrKonrad
That's what heroes do
snrsquishy101
Cleaning it up after was the most Peter Parker thing he could have done
JayEnfield
Most of it. I think one strand of spider-skeet gets left on that dude's shoulder
flyingmonkeystick
It is a gift.
LucianKane
TAPEWORMS!!
MadHatter69
I'm a big Spidey fan, but while watching the movies as a kid I always thought how annoying the web cleanup from the buildings has to be for the residents of New York. That stuff is tough and sticky as hell, so there would probably be a number of people who were anti-Spiderman because of his stringy side effects.
GravyEducation
But yes if you play the games and look at the Twitter feed thing, that was comedy, people just being like "I'm already late for work and there's a guy webbed to my car" or like "I saw Spiderman creeping outside people's window's, what a perv"
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
The web-formula is explicitly said to disintegrate/dissolve on it's own with time.
willpostanything
most of them hates string theory..
Galfronon
I feel like him cleaning them up isn't even breaking character. Spider Man aside, going "Oh, jeeze, look at this mess I made, let me help clean it up." and even after, if he went back like "Aw shucks, I accidentally left a strand on this camera guy, let come back and grab that." would totally be the thing Peter Parker would do.
Quisibinomenimposuit
I remember in one cartoon MANY years ago that he made a kid a swing and said to enjoy it now because it would completely dissolve in a couple hours.
DidItForScience
So did the kid have no choice but to enjoy it since his web is super sticky? "Enjoy it now, cause you ain't goin' nowhere for a while kid!" -Spider-man probably
PowwerOrb13
Could be like an actual spiders web. Some formulas are adhesive, some only temporarily, and some not at all. Spidey does carry multiple cartridges of web fluid on each wrist.
Ryanator50
The webshooters have different settings. He wouldn't really be able to swing too well if the strands stuck to his gloves, right? He's gotta let go.
DidItForScience
So somehow he adjust the stickiness on the fly in real time while deploying his web as he is swinging so only the end is sticky. Same with during fights. The first bunch sticks the guy but the part he's holding and swinging the guy with isn't.
GravyEducation
It's been day one, they're dissolved after a time period. And it's tensile strength is supposed to be pretty much unbreakable so in the movies when they snap it should really be the material breaking. But it's movies and the comics aren't consistent either, when people ask "why did this happen?" the real reason is it may not be the same writer, and then they just make up shit like in Star Trek. Todd MacFarlane had a good interview on that.
michiyl
... and remember the MST3K mantra: It's just a show, relax!
GravyEducation
michiyl
♥
NotTinyPancakes
on the upside if new york has a fly problem it prob has less with spidey about
ImAGrower
Think of all the stuck birds too... pigions everywhere....
NotTinyPancakes
Doesn't it have an excessive amount of them? seems like you could repurpose thos epidgeons too...I htink they're edible
ImAGrower
People have eaten pinion in the past, so food banks could feed more homeless I guess.
just4thelolz
I seem to remember his webs were said to disintegrate after a few hours.
KnifeKnut
What if, like a real spider, he can spend different types of web filament
JathamWimes
Which always made me question what happens to the guys he webs to the side of bridges or telegraph poles. Better hope the rescue team finds the guy and gets the crash pads ready Spidey.
Thekindofkindlyman
Didn’t he tie up bad guys in webs and wait for the police to find them? I feel like even if he called 911 the web would dissolve before an officer responded.
SlyMrFox
It was a plot point in the 90's show. Mysterio was pretending to be Spider-Man and steal stuff. He, as Peter the photographer, remarked on that. A lady dismissed it as "he must be using a new formula".
SlyMrFox
I meant, the real Spider-Man as Peter Parker. Mysterio's fake webs stuck around so Spider-Man could be blamed.
GravyEducation
Correct. Someone very early on was thinking about getting caught in cobwebs so the solution, pete just engineered a chemical adhesive that dissolves. How else you gonna explain this amazing compound that needs to be pretty much unbreakable, yet he webs goons to walls or off street lamps. How are the cops supposed to get them to jail. It's just the one veteran who's like "nah we don't have to call the city, ain't you ever been on a Spidey bust before? It goes away in an hour. Grab a coffee"
JesaraB
Yeah depending on the continuity and intended purpose of the webbing it dissolves in 1 to 48 hours.
GravyEducation
Not to mention he can literally change it on the fly with his web shooters to do whatever the story requires. Plus gadgets. It's comics Spider-man can either sling one strand or throw webs to catch helicopters or shit. Holland movie did good with that, he had a literal AI that explains kinda perfectly how varied/perfectly suited to the job guys webs are. He had a learning curve then boom... "any web any size" 🎶
just4thelolz
Now I'm imagining all the many many incidences of cops just waiting for the webbing to dissolve.
Nathanyel
They've never been that productive before in their life!
GravyEducation
By comic book logic they show up just in time to shine the flashlight on the crooks, then tip their cap and smile like "got em again Spider-man" and then don't even worry about it next panel. Presumably it's FIIIIINE