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NumberZero21
#12 Assistant to the branch manager*
RavennaMagnus
But polar bears do get cold in winter. They hibernate to avoid the extreme cold...
Redheadiam
kharmatika
As a whore from Massachusetts, can confirm
tuzzi
Soomachoos
#1 *hoors
Kafula1106
Uuughm 4 things don't get cold in the winter* dudes who say "I'm from here, I'm used to it"
Attacker732
Where do I fall having simply been too lazy to put my shorts away & get my jeans out for the past 2 winters?
redloki55
I think it is because I'm secretly a whore...
Cartoones
Is #1 true?
EconomyWarf
Their hearts are already made of ice, what did you expect?
flnbar
Guys, seriously. Dont show #14 to your SO immediately after a fight. I repeat, it's not a good idea!
strakur
Even long after a fight. Don't risk it. Just don't say anything ever except "yes" and noncommittal nods. If you MUST, limit it to small talk
Gandalfsuglybrother
Upvote just for I want you on my side of the wall if nothing else.
TosokTheRodentHunter
the first one is not fair. its 11 degrees here, 15' pile of snow and yes, im wearing shorts and tank top. its over 10 degrees. its balmy
BrandoliRavioli
#11 once they get a taste
thecynabal
That's a very angry kitty.
whiskeybravocharlie
Poor kitty is so upset
Hungrypiemonger
i thought cats don't have the sweet tastebuds
CunningLingu1st
Bark the rainbow... Eat the rainbow...
Cuddletothedeath
Poop the rainbow... Eat the rainbow
PianoandPads
Plus one for Polar Bears.
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
I got to use #2 in an essay once. It was hype got extra points for it
EzraFell
I upvoted just for the kitten on #4.
Fukyu2dei
Seems like a great way to smoke cat hair...
codesubversive
This was worth it for the last one. Amen to that.
DecepticonMoonsinger
Me right now. 2:45 AM
IHateToTurnUpTheVolumeOfMyTvBecauseMyCatIsSnoring
#15
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
It reminds me of what happiness feels like, if only for a moment
naturesfool
Worst is waking up deadly hungover, hoping you still have hours to sleep it off but it's actually 20 minutes to wake up time :(
helloclarebear
I'm going to start commenting this, hoping it reaches top, just so everyone clicks load more.
atotalpatoot
Exactly my thought!
Toastfrog
Its the best! the worst is when its like 30-20min out from your wake up time.. its close enough that it sucks :'(
HuskyBug
That's when you go sit on the can and browse imgur
isaydefy
That's the dangerous one. "Oh I'll nap for just another 30 min" 1 hour later "oh shit I'm gonna be late!"
codesubversive
Worst is 20 mins out and you can't get back to sleep because you know you've only got twenty 20 mins to sleep :(
teenmeenmeen
The other other worst is when you wake up hrs before and you're wide awake. Absolutely terrible.
PascalsBookie
and it takes hours to fall asleep again, you finally fall asleep and the alarm goes off, you've never been more tired in your life.
teenmeenmeen
OMG YESSSS. The bags under the eyes, ugh.