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Aug 3, 2016 2:42 PM
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obsydyinn
....Sips double espresso with a teaspoon of honey...
transientarchitect
I've been drinking coffee for 15 years. I still take it with a heap of sugar and cream.
chimchim666
whoooooo gives a shit
bingbongbingbongbingbong
I like how defensive the comments are.
IReplyWithGraphicsInterchangeFormats
zombiekiller0
I can't get into coffee just taste horrible
Chimijandra
I start every day with a 32oz iced black coffee. That's just for my first shift, I top it off with a 32oz iced black coffee for 2nd job.
LonelyBrannigan
I, for one, love caffeinated sugar :p
Lewnatikk
Tim Hortons 2 Suger 3 cream is my life
prfesser
"If ya wanted coffee, why'd ya order a cup of milk, sugar, and caramel syrup?"
Imgonnatipyouwell
I have a barista friend and when I visit her I say make me frappy mocha chocolate caffeinated something or other on ice. She's not amused.
YoLiGe
"I love water" - Friend of mine after the drinking a glass full of vodka. Proceeded to vomit and take a nap
cousteau
Fun fact: "vodka" in Russian is the diminutive of water (voda).
Grimbby
I drink Deathwish black and it is good.
hooktail419
Ssh. Let people enjoy things.
notadisneyprincess
Judging people on how they drink coffee is silly.
PictureJar
Yeah, there's always some dumb BS like this on any post. You can poke fun at someone without "judging" them. Everything is not bullying.
AgentRyuzaki
Black and bitter, like my soul.
Gomizzi
Just like I like my women
Mithi
White and sweet, like me.
AgentRyuzaki
(Omg, play it cool) the complete opposite? Have you ever heard of magnetism?
Treblaine
I THINK ITS WORKING! GOOD LUCK!
Qualtagh
let people enjoy things
ProfessorFlora
why is this even a thing people care about. get off yer fuckin high horse
Bleediss
I don't get putting tons of sweeteners in coffee, but I also don't get judging them either, it's their life let them do what they want.
chimchim666
does it make your coffee taste better to tell people who like sweet coffees that they're shitty? just mind yo'self
EataFuckingDick
In a way I get what they're saying, don't you?
chimchim666
it's not an utterly incomprehensible position. which is why i feel comfortable critiquing it...
createdforupvoting
I hate coffee. That's why I fill it with 1/2/1/2, sugar and chocolate powder.
imonlyheretofavepics
I like coffee but if I'm getting it at a coffee shop, I want something that I probably can't/won't make at home. Quit being coffee snobs.
BrisketandBeans
But it's all I have...
TchallaVII
i mean a 14 yr old probs shouldn't be drinking coffee in the first place.
5NoteHalf
The point of the post being that any 14 year old saying they love coffee.... probably doesn't actually love coffee. ; )
timeloveandyarn
Nah she'll be fine. I was drinking my dad's black coffee when I was 2. And my drinking I mean he was lucky to get 1/2 the cup.
imonlyheretofavepics
Depends...3 cups of black coffee daily, prob not. An occasional frappuccino or whatever, prob not much worse than occasional ice cream
da1uhidefrom
If my memory of high school serves me correctly, the frap is a daily ritual for the 14 year old girl.
TchallaVII
Yea that's no worst than a coke.
MysteriumXarxes
"I love coffee." -Guy drinking 5 shots of espresso
5NoteHalf
Shots my arse. Pour 'em in a mug, and keep going until it hits the damn rim.
MysteriumXarxes
I like your style
5NoteHalf
Thanks! ^_^
Samaedag
Once you go black, you'll never come off the ceiling.
Skygate217
I love coffee - man who crushes up coffee beans, unroasted (roasting is so lamestream), and snorts them through a bendy straw
pelusita35
I like my coffee like I like my men.
Counterfit
White and emasculated?
pelusita35
Yep, yep, that's pretty much it. Didn't know it till now, though.
pelusita35
Although I was going to say this:
Angaram
I like coffee like i like my slaves.
Jgerladpinsk
Irish!
Angaram
Free of course
Chrisbronk
I love coffee -- man who grindes beans with teeth and drinks hot water to wash it down.
RedBeardedBastard
http://overlymanlyman.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/theres-no-such-thing-as-strong-coffee-580x682.jpg
jcj94
I prefer dark roasts, and milk instead of creamer.
DerogatoryDegenerate
Of course you do. Tell me why exactly you prefer dark roasts?
jcj94
If they aren't brewed assily, they're more flavorful. If they are brewed assily, they're as bitter as I am.
ThisStatementMightBeFalse
Reminds me of ramen guy...
fairyca
My husband does that. And walks around with small bag full of coffee beans, just in case.
wadatahmydamie
http://youtube.com/watch?v=C2s0aOhkjmY GRIND ZE BEANS!
Treblaine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OEgTdTW1xU
PeachPrinny
"....without any milk."
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
welcome to the salty spittoon
thedovahn
"Without milk? That guy IS tough!"
MemeStealingSkeleton
I Iove coffee- guy chewing on a coffea branch
GentlemanBart
That's me @LilaaK
thezookeeper
Yikes. Enjoy your bowel issues.
cuntdestroy3r69
While waffle-stomping his shit down the shower drain.
CrimsonFuckr
Iunderstoodthatreference
AmericanGh0st
Ha ha, that's disgusting. +1 for you.
EatingMudIsMyHobby
Well sometimes I chew coffee beans when I'm to lazy to hear water. It's actually quite nice.
UnslicedBreadisCoolToo
Isn't the heat important for the beans working?
scifinovelist
I don't think so, since beans are roasted, and chocolate covered coffee beans are delicious.
EatingMudIsMyHobby
I prefer them caramelised, but chocolate is nice too.
YouKnowThatRandomGuyWhoLikesVikingsNamedBerzerkerlord
Dude you must love those dark chocolate covered coffee beans.
pancreas
I recently went to Epcot and found these in the japanese area, finished them immediately. Never seen them in canada tho.
Leithoa
They're not hard to make. Buy good coffee and 60-70% dark chocolate, melt, combine. Enjoy.
HelpfulCorn
Meiji coffee beat?
Guy451
All over 'Murica. Im in Upstate NY find them in the bulk foods section of Wegmans
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
omg I miss Wegmans so much :(
WhirySlyden
THOSE THINGS ARE THE FREAKING BEST!!
Grudgebearingmidget
As someone that doesn't drink coffee much, when I eat those OHMYGODICANSEEEVERYTHING
bepadapbadabop
Try making them! They're insanely easy and are even better than store bought.
bepadapbadabop
Oh and I powder them with cocoa powder after the chocolate is dried and it makes it like 10x better
YouKnowThatRandomGuyWhoLikesVikingsNamedBerzerkerlord
Damn that sounds good!
Flamingle
I don't like coffee but I do like a hint of coffee in my iced creamy drinks.
vaydus
I'm a huge fan of the Haagen-Dazs Coffee ice cream! I'm almost certain that counts.
ssexywife2008
Love the honesty.
AFineDayForScience
I really wish I liked coffee since it's so ubiquitous, but I have to drink tea or energy drinks for my caffeine
PangolinBan
It's an acquired taste. If you want to, you can learn to like it. Not saying you should, just that the option is there.
Flamingle
I wish I liked coffee, tea, and energy drinks. How am I supposed to wake up in the morning? HEALTHY THINGS?
AFineDayForScience
gas station cappuccinos my friend. caffeine + sugar + water
Fluffybadger
Just wake up with an adrenaline syringe and a shot of fireball.
HaveGinWillBabble
Fireball is nasty. Just drink real liquor - it tastes better and is stronger.
torpido
This guy knows how to party
GuardsmanMiku
I dont like cofee tea or energy drinks, and i dont shower in the morning (shower night before), but my cereal game is on point to compensate
Flamingle
I shower at night too, and I don't like cereal either.
GuardsmanMiku
I feel like at this point if I start drinking tea/coffee/energy drinks I'll never be able to go back ;o;
tangopianista
I like my sugary cream drink with a hint of coffee, no shame
fen4
The alternative being falling in love with the flavor of boiled shoe leather.
shawnemack
At least you're honest
silverskeeter44
Shame.......shame........shame.......shame......shame......shame....
icyanddicey
I see that as coffee. If the taste is mainly coffee, it's coffee. If it tastes like caramel/cocoa, and it has caffeine, it's not coffee.
ThisStatementMightBeFalse
Same! It's not really coffee (I drink it black at work, and probably sweetened slightly in the morning), but it sure is a fattening treat!
domtheavenger
I like my sugar with coffee and cream -the Beasty boys
HaveGinWillBabble
Intergalactic, planetary.
YouAreMyFetish
I like a lot of sugar because while I like the boost coffee gives me I hate the bitter taste of coffee so I dump a boat load in.
SchmidtyC
I used to do that too. But eventually I grew to like the taste so I am weaning myself off of sugar
thorkild91
Try putting salt in it. It helps minimize bitterness and helps you taste the sweet
Ishalldefenestrateyou
You sure the boat load of sugar isn't what is giving you the boost?
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
Try black blood of the earth. http://www.funraniumlabs.com/the-black-blood-of-the-earth/bbote-faq/
YouAreMyFetish
but I'm broke
Therearetoomanyusernames
Drink better coffee and it won't be bitter.
MissKalanek
Also drink string coffee. Some people thinks that weaker coffee=less bitter taste. It's the exact opposite.
Therearetoomanyusernames
String coffee? Like in a tea bag?
Mistruths
No, that's bag coffee. String coffee is brewed by using capillary action to remove the liquid from the grounds-slurry.
Dearmeat
I drink double doubles
ImSynnical
I drink triple triples, but half the time i swear they fuck it up and put only 2 in
pancreas
I have the opposite problem. 1 cream, no sugar, but I can always tell when a knucklehead put sugar in there. Too damn sweet.
CalvinDraht
Is double double not an American thing? What do they say?
pancreas
My first time going to starbucks was in the US, and I asked for a double double. The guy looked confused...you do your own cream/sugar there
QuazMasta
toils and troubles
jcraig919
I fucked around and got a triple double - Ice Cube
awesomedork
NuckFickelback
Single double here
wrigglybean
Timmy hos double double is perfect
CanadianDucky
You're a Canadian.
Dearmeat
Cough am no, eh
Dearmeat
God Damm it, cough am not*, eh
Blampie
That's the only way to go.
Dearmeat
gigity
ElonMustToke
double double?
VampriruM
A fellow Canadian!
Dearmeat
EHHHH
juxtag
Since when did in n out blend their burgers?
Dearmeat
First world problems I meant coffee
JustAGuyWithEpilepsy
A quadruple?
Dearmeat
2 sugar 2 cream
TheAnimalBehaviourist
I drank a septuple espresso once. Once.
pancreas
did you die?
Notime4thinking
Went back in time like two hours, killed his/her self from two hours ago then took over their life from there. You know, the usual.
pancreas
ah, the old 'time remnant' trick.
SirNyeTheScienceKnight
My favorite coffee from Tim's. Did we just become best friends?
Dearmeat
we did, lets hang out
pancreas
that's literally the most common coffee ordered from Tim's. If that's how you make friends, you must have a lot.
Bombideer
Apparently I'm the only Californian here because double double is code for really fuckin' good burger at In-N-Out here in California
ipostthings
I was disgusted at the thought of someone drinking a burger in liquid form.
NoHomoRomo
Got confused too. I thought to myself that's he a true America for chugging cheeseburgers
HaveGinWillBabble
Lol
RangerPie
The hell is an In-N-Out...
mineovermatter
Shitty burgers everyone pretends are good.Emperors New Clothes of cheeseburgers.
Bombideer
Of course there are tons of better burgers out there, but it's the best as far as cheap fast food goes. THAT's where the praise comes from.
Wombatfisher
I'm with you. I was confused as well.
Dearmeat
lol sorry about that
jthe111
Timmies is the fuel that keeps Canada in motion.
IOnlyPostDogs
We're so nice because we have coffee on EVERY street. We don't get grumpy!
Dearmeat
Ikr
6113
I eat double, doubles.
CptKoolaid
I imagined some hamburgers in a blender with a straw.
Dearmeat
nice lol
Ralpheo
Found the Californian
DanielBoringcliffe
I like this reply a little too much
morphire
I talked to an American who came here for work and for like a month couldn't figure out what the fuck a 'double double' possibly was.
Mentok
wtf, I visited for like 3 days and was ordering double doubles on the 2nd day.
Dearmeat
nice
TysonGoesOutside
Found the Canadian!
Dearmeat
.... dsrn
BurgerMcBurgfacington
Or the Michiganian. Michiganite. Mich. I don't fucking know.
chbarts
Michigander
TysonGoesOutside
Canada is damn close to annexing them anyway
chbarts
Michigander
Dearmeat
Darn*
TysonGoesOutside
I'm Canadian too. And your user name would imply that you are also a hunter
Dearmeat
Nope never hunted in my life
TysonGoesOutside
Oh. Never mind then.
awkwardturtle24
Ayy I'm also Canadian
Dearmeat
yay
PlaidWearingCanadian
"yeah I'll get one large double double please" "for sure, that's $1.95 at the next window," a conversation I've had 1000+ times
pancreas
where do you live? I just bought a large coffee today and it was $2.00
litgeek306
Last time I worked there I think it was $2.12 USD
Dearmeat
dude it's 1.80 for large
Capt1ve7
$1.90 here for timmies and mcdonalds
Dearmeat
Weird
Bombideer
Or the fat Californian... (double double is the name of the biggest burger at California's most famous/iconic burger joint)
CairoLen
And one drinks these?
TysonGoesOutside
CairoLen
LOL
Calebano
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
Dearmeat
doughnuts? where?!
TysonGoesOutside
Hey, you know Jeff?
AbsolutelyKhaotic
Jeff still owes me for the ice capp i got him at tims
TysonGoesOutside
Just tell that cheap bugger to pay it forward at the drive through.