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JoshuaMadoc
The Burger Boys don't go to church, though.
twopiecesoftoast
Oh I agree, because I'm totally harassed and threatened into going to church, it's not like I, and every one else, is going by choice
BoomaBB
Homeowners Association?
heyguysimtom
Can't handle the edginess of this.
JamesAHarrod
MooseGoneMeh
This entire account is just. Wow. That's a significant amount of edge.
patrickdreed
SirBadassMcKillington
This is going to be one of those accounts that ends up having -100,000 points for being purposely annoying.
georgecostanzalatexsalesman
Ba dum tsss
ISPANKEDOPRAH69
Fuck Religion.
Bondedrobin
r/im14andthisisdeep
TylerismynameUnprotectedSexismygame
First post I have ever downvoted.
AlwaysCorrect
Jesus Christ, this post is god damned cynical
AverageImgurians
*Tips fedora
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
Careful on that Ξdgε
Nikki1236969
Haha!
SquanchyPartyBro
Whole new meaning to pew pew
kumochan
I had recurring nightmares as a kid about Satan burning my family because I wasn't good enough. My church fucked my head up.
MrBolthead
I have gone to 4 different churches in my life. All of them have been supportive in whatever indo
kumochan
Yeah, I've found a church I really like now. I think I was just an extremely sensitive child and it all scared me.
FireBreathingFerret
Fear of Hell was indeed the foundation of the development of moral consciousness in my religious upbringing
Nihilarious
it's funny that it's okay for them to openly believe this but taking offense to it is not
ORCNOTPORK
OP is destined to be in a cringe dump.
Nihilarious
religion-x openly believe that people outside of their religion are not as moral and deserve damnation, this is okay
Nihilarious
people outside of their religion are offended by this belief and take offense, this is not okay (apparently)
GreatOdensWhiskers
I'll take "things that didn't happen" for $1000, Alex
illegalacorn
This happens every single weekend lmao
Blodgarmpls
Found the person who doesnt go to church
keyserv
AHA! Checkmate, atheists!
dustbowldano
Sounds like something Ricky Gervais would say.
blurgh
http://dailyatheistquote.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Ricky-Gervais.png It does!
Panzer89
It's not condescending enough.
bolshevik09
The church gives you hope and tries to help humanity into getting along loving one another. Now why does anybody have anything against God?
AverageImgurians
Because people who have different opinions will do anything to justify theirs and make themselves feel superior
Mithi
That MIGHT be the case for your one, local church, but if you really think that religion as a whole is about loving each other you [1]
Mithi
missed a lot of history classes in school. [2]
Blodgarmpls
TIL humans are perfect and always interpret everything accurately...
bolshevik09
Am I going to live in the past or the present?
DaChronisseur
I dislike the idea of God because it's an easy cop out. You can say, "it doesn't matter if I don't dispose of my trash properly because God1
bolshevik09
What
DaChronisseur
Will make sure everything's alright." Or, "God must have a good reason for increasing the earth's temperature and allowing countless 2
DaChronisseur
Species to die, since everything's according to his plan." At the end of it, God and his plan justify an absence of personal accountability.
Blodgarmpls
1) No offense, but have you even gone to a church or anything? Because your statements are not accurate at all. As an atheist who was in
Blodgarmpls
2) catholic school, they literally taught us to be personally accountable. And I dont know where you created that global warming statement..
DaChronisseur
None taken. I grew up going to church every Sunday, went through catechism and all. The general message was always, "everything is according
AcidExfoliate
I would rather LITERALLY be tortured by the inquisition than have to listen to smug atheists for 5 minutes. -_-
Virtuoso
You don't mean literally, and that's a bit harsh towards a group that pities you and wants to free you from slavery.
AcidExfoliate
^ SEE?!
warslinger
5edgy7me
theyjustcallmeD
i find it amusing that religious people judge the non-religious more than the other way around.
Mack1986
"Through rejection of religion and wearing a trilby I've managed to watch a lot of my little pony and live in my mom's basement'
nursesalt
Smug Christians can be just as bad. I think the keyword is smug. This post however is just a joke.
ChronologicalMyopia
So edgy.
frobert
RheaButt
I'm an atheist and I'd still take the fucking inquisition
bradthegeek
I am an atheist but not smug. It's called condescending Karen, but I doubt you'd know that.
pakayaro
I highly doubt that.
MinorClarification
Hyperbole or masochist? You decide!
CorneliusCornwall
A hypermasochist
AcidExfoliate
por que no los dos?
chrisdafish
Atheists ganged up on me and called me religitard
eyaka
No you wouldn't. Don't use literally as figuratively. You're killing my language. Get your own.
VenserArtifice
What about an atheist inquisition? You would have to suffer both!
krapmyself
Is it not our right as Americans to tell them all to go fuck off?
jsnforce
Maybe it's not necessary to immediately jump to asshole mode? I mean, they believe they're saving your eternal soul.
krapmyself
No I meant everyone, religious and atheist alike and everbody else for that matter.
jsnforce
Ehh, sorry. I've been around religious folks all my life, and while the worst of them ARE bad, none are like the comparisons made on here.
VibeKiller
Smug people in general, doesn't matter their beliefs, I just don't like smug people
AUBURN520
I don't understand why we all can't just be atheist or religious or whatever in peace. It's not like this is gonna convert anybody anyway
Horseymcfaceyface
I very very much agree
zeratul1005
That would be great, if it weren't for the fact that religious majority areas love to push their own agenda's that alienate non-believers.
Galactasaur
Actually the constant ridicule and poking fun contributed to my de-conversion when I started to consider it after hearing it so much
TheDudePlayingTheDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDudeRDJ
I'm not sure you know about what the Inquisition did to people if you're saying that.
AcidExfoliate
Yea, but have you ever talked to an atheist for 5 minutes? :/
ludwigsholyblade
I have. It's really not a big deal if neither of you shove your beliefs down each other's throats.
absolutezero182
To be fair you have probably talked to a few atheists for awhile without knowing it
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
Your generalisations are getting a bit stupid now mate.
TheDudePlayingTheDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDudeRDJ
Yes. And let me tell you, it beats being crippled for the rest of my life after a round on The Rack.
AcidExfoliate
Well, agree to disagree. :)
pastorsamuel85
I don't have enough characters to tell you why and how this is wrong. Please just know that this is really, really wrong.
AUBURN520
Teeeechnically he's not wrong. But it is a massive generalization and a dick move.
DaChronisseur
The best kind of not wrong?
YeahNa
I guess since you never experienced punishment for not adhering to religious doctrine it just doesn't happen.
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thecactusfucker
Did you literally just link a post with points in the far negative to try and support your bullshit? Are you touched in the head?
pastorsamuel85
Ok so I see now a rational conversation is out so I'll politely bow out of this conversation. Have a great day pal.
ShoodumennaPhace
Guess where they tell you that you go if you don't love Jesus?
QUIBICUS
Chucke cheese?
pastorsamuel85
Again, I really can't get into in limited space but there isn't anything a person does to earn salvation. It's a gift from God. No prerecs
ChronologicalMyopia
That's not at all in the bible, the only way for "salvation" is through christ, if you don't believe it's hell or purgatory for you.
ChronologicalMyopia
Litterally what was taught in Catholic church, Christian, and born again while growing up.
ChronologicalMyopia
And I've read it in every bible I've ever had.
humblefish
I've been seriously misled by every Christian Church I've attended then.
pastorsamuel85
Depends on the denomination. I'm PCUSA and reformed. Also pretty Calvinist so I hold a different theological understand than others.
humblefish
Vaguely insane neo charismatic church and Catholic. Resoundingly negative experience in both cases, glad you've found something that works.
HogInTheBox
So edgy
Galactasaur
Well I'd rather see this than the usual fedora comment tbh
T4NN3R
The edgiest
JustAFellaThatLikesDogs
CaptainLegot
2edgy4me
Kidiri
5edgy7me
MagnusTheRedCyclops
I think OP accidentally cut himself on that edge...
ShoodumennaPhace
Wanna know what's REALLY edgy? Being the first to call something you disagree with "edgy". Lol.
IronicUsername
You tried.
QUIBICUS
That comment is very edgy!
Galactasaur
This comment was very edgy
Pikachoochoo
Shhhh little one. People already know you're retarded, just stop.
CaptainLegot
3edgy5me
Pickleson
You are emberassing yourself with that reply
AssholeTown
How's freshman year treating you?
ShoodumennaPhace
Or...being the first to point out that something obviously photoshopped, is photoshopped. I'm certain you do that.
CaptainLegot
4edgy6me
tikipalooza
AUBURN520
What it's shopped???? I thought text just floated around in real life as kids pointed guns at me!
ShoodumennaPhace
No one is saying this particular photo is photoshopped. Lol
QUIBICUS
I'll say it! I think the words are photoshopped but the transparent black box is totally real.