sodpounder
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You never get another chance
Sep 4, 2021 4:05 PM
sodpounder
117680
2035
63
You never get another chance
Zetor
So, you need help moving?
pr3viso
We know. You did.
Noxnarie
When I met my boss first time I got this hiccup reflex that is crazy loud yell (it hurts alot) while we were shaking hands.
kuhzoo
If the worst thing they judged you for is a booger hanging out of your nose, I think you'll be okay.
kildrgn
mask would have helped hide that
HoltJH
Yet another good reason to wear a mask.
amp99
Next time you see them you should ask if they appreciated the old "fake booger hanging out of the nose as an ice breaker" technique.
drandolph
Just bought a house and I see my two neighbors without masks and one of them might be infected because his nose is running.
moderndayladychatterley
"You only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow"
WatDaFuqULukinAt
last week i just went to my coworker and asked him if i had a boogie. he thought i was out of my mind to ask. laughed & thankfully it was no
WatDaFuqULukinAt
even flared my nostrils. better to have 5 seconds of embarrassment and address it than a whole day and not know
HeroThatWasNeeded
gottacatchemalldragonball
Ah, beans...
MorninNiceDayForFishin
This is classically embarrassing. I love it
chxmgntt
Thats why masks are nice
lmHalJordan
I understand this reference
browncoatsunite
Roll with it. Become the deranged but incredibly friendly neighbor you always knew you could be.
0vid
Hand gestures come a long way sometimes a little nudge or show will let another one know.
OlGingerBastard
Hello Mr. Booger
Spuduck
I always embrace my first impressions..they aint good..but i just go with it now
EllisTomago
You should have a booger hanging out of your nose every time until they believe that's how things are done in your neighborhood.
deadboycantdiebecauseheisalreadydead
And I hung a booger out of my nose which was the style at the time.
kittykittenkitties
Yeah there's no turning your back on the booger now. Embrace it. Become the Boogerman.
MrSatisify
sysaphiswaits
Eh, thats funny, but it could have gon A LOT worse.
snopcat
can you elaborate please?
sysaphiswaits
Parts hanging out.
amoyamoyamoya
FrankTheThunderbird
That’s snot funny at all.
NachoPete
Get out.
FrankTheThunderbird
brucom
We gotta get this one up there with his neighbor.
Patronsaintofboredom
I feel the same way when I don't notice that my nose hairs are super long. I swear they sprout overnight
espi0920
I saw the companion post to this before seeing this one.
duhitspollo
Lmao!
horsetamer77
I don't understand why society thinks it's "polite" to not mention things. If I you have a booger, I'm gonna tell you, please do the same...
MADhouse64
Walked up to a CEO at a show surrounded by 10+ subordinates. I was the only woman. HUGE booger on his nose. I was the one who got a tissue.
PorneliusHubertII
I will tell you but I won't say "you have a booger hanging from your nose" I will say "bat in the cave" or something equally silly.
markmcn87
I NEVER tell them...Just reach over and *yoink*. Then casually use it to spike their fringe or eyebrows
Hakunayatata
They don’t want to embarrass you, but going the entire damn day with X embarrassing thing is much worse. ?♀️
yeaaadude
Or stuff in teeth. I had a whole day go by and nobody at my work let me kno I had a lil pepper in my teeth
BobaFettApproves
ILikeTinyBoxes
“Hey, you gotta little something’ here, love” *gestures to nose*
eagalian
I use the 5 minute rule. If it can be fixed in 5 minutes, tell them. If not, leave it alone.
CyclopticColleague
I'll always tell you, and hand you a napkin or tissue
cheezyjalapeno
I use the rule of 5. if it can be fix in 5mins, say something; if not keep quiet about it. ex food in teeth, five min fix, say something.1/2
cheezyjalapeno
if hair is all mess up, it won't be fix in 5mins, act like didn't notice
gtollie
Ehh.. don’t know how to say this horsetamer77 .. but you’ve got a booger
horsetamer77
OMG THANK YOU! Jeez, I'm so glad someone finally told me!
HillOfBeans
AstronautChicken
I ALWAYS tell people when they have a booger. Always.
cardinal29
And hand them a tissue at the same time
Wooie
I tell everyone but my Pop, he thinks its funny to wipe it on you...
AstronautChicken
Thank you for the heads up.
StarscreamAndHutch
‘Just trying to help your personal image’ and not make a big deal of it. Happens to everyone.
yomahnn
Always. Even when they don’t have a booger.
AstronautChicken
I like to keep directing them towards it. Just a bit to the left, oop it went back in, ahhh there it is again.
DancesWithHedgehogs
My go-to is: "You've got a bat in the cave."
fbutt09
Yoink. Taking that.
fbutt09
Yoink. Taking that.
Daeyelle
You’re supposed to say it dude