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Feb 13, 2017 11:19 PM
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Gerrery
SNL = one sided Clinton campaign headquarters, probably contributed to her defeat by linking her to the liberal elite. Impartial is funnier.
GulfEchoBravo
Pawnderlust
Shaking someone's hand like an asshole doesn't make you tough
KillerTofu69
TheManWithTheSevenScars
It's not his fault his skin is made of incredibly thin orange rubber.
v3rmilion
He can dish it out but can't take it. That's the biggest sign of the worst kind of douche, like Bam on jackass.
cecepea
I find myself making the same face whenever I see his.
ProfessorPritt
Thinnest skin of any president of any time it's almost a different he has some kind of complex
whotheFUCKletthedogsout
I can't find the tweet. Anyone have a link?
MrsBadcrumblesHusband
SCROTUS. That is all.
ChrisTallant
Wait until he hears what he's called in Arabic...
kilocharliedelta
We are in an episode of the Twilight Zone. .no other explanation.
macout247
NerdN1
ALL CAPS TWEET!
biggwhytey
Looks like he's about to yell, "KHAAAANNN!!"
originalkiwi
Please do not mook our beloved overlord
pdxenburg
Got to get it in now before it's illegal
SengirArchangel
I'm fine with anyone who SNL pokes fun at responding. You don't get to criticize and not receive a rebuttal.
Felextheminimal
SNL > ISIS apparently
SomeCrazyNerd
The point is if he can't even handle being criticized and not winning "bigly" enough, how can he claim to be tough?
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
He said "Never let your enemy know what you're thinking" proceeds to show what a mental midget he is over twitter.
Seanspeed
He's so very predictable, too.
TheGame21x
The specialest snowflake of them all.
DeliciousDishes
aftri
Wow, amazing. Hahaha
LawFiveGuy
maybe he should tweet... "ISIS stop ittttttt, like really, stop"
HenryDorsettCase
and thump-supporters are like: "you did it. you ended terrorism."
Wormbo2
And they all like "Ok, sorry guys. You only had to ask" *laugh track plays*
glokazun
Trumplethinskin
donttacoboutit
AManWhoWasntThere
Actually when someone is "ridiculed" in a joke or whatever, that's where you see who's really a Man...
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
You see who's a real man when you're black and they do it to you for 8 years and you're still a gentleman about it.
Hetuni
Gets made fun of for years, and then he joins in on the jokes.
AManWhoWasntThere
Basically, you see who's a real man if they are really a Man...
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
Exactly.
MayorMcWeed
That sounds hilarious, can anyone link said hissy fit?
SomeCrazyNerd
Sean Spicer complained that SNL was getting too "mean". That also happened. These guys...
pdxenburg
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/314430-trump-tweets-snl-is-worst-of-nbc
TheRealData
Shortest "hissy fit" ever written. /rolleyes
MayorMcWeed
Thanks, I wonder if he's ever said anything contradictory to that, like "oh I love NBC, shit's great."
Molotovbliss
Filolial
I wonder if his tiny hands make him type faster on a phone.
RocketSurgeryBrainScience
Probably slows him down, having to move his entire hand across the keyboard, pressing his palm onto one key at a time
EzraFell
For a second, I thought he had a moustache. I respected him a little. Then I realized it was the lighting.
ImgurLurker12r
Me too!
spareaccount4maturestuff
Its the cocaine im fairly certain
robertoppenheimer
It's too bad the key and peele show is over, they could have done the reverse of the anger translator sketch.
aleister94
You mean like a civilized human translator
Tunisia
Check out Mature Trump Tweets!
dotcomaphobe
That's a goddamn gold star idea if I've ever heard one.
IreallyMGur
I think Melissa McCarthy's Spicer bit has been brilliant
SwaglortSeal
I've had a lot of people tell me about how amazing it is, but I think it's funnier reading news about spicy himself.
SwaglortSeal
I've had a lot of people tell me about how amazing it is, but I think it's funnier reading news about spicy himself.
CorporateFatCat
Over? Hwhat you mean?
robertoppenheimer
Yeah the last episode was back in 2015
CorporateFatCat
boozehammerer
Isis. Not funny. Terrible cast. Bad terrorist group
LouBashery
Bad!
LukeKitchen
If ISIS posts a sketch on YouTube mocking him he'll turn the entire Middle East into glass
Hetuni
What if he tells them to fire off the nukes at the middle east just to see if they'd actually do so without question?
pdxenburg
Everyone knows the best way to stand up to someone is to "officially put them on notice" on twitter
Treblaine
https://youtu.be/IpqsPA6dI_I?t=23s
IJustLikeToArgue
A better way would be to draw a line in the sand and then completely ignore it when the person crosses that line.
pdxenburg
Did they? We still don't really know who was gassing who, do we? Talk radio defends Assad- so what facts are you proposing going to war on?
IJustLikeToArgue
I'm having difficulty finding anyone denying Assad's use of chemical weapons after the line was drawn.
pdxenburg
http://www.wnd.com/2013/09/rush-syrians-gassed-with-help-from-u-s/
MidwayMarshall
Russia has blocked every UN resolution that would investigate or punish Assad's use of chemical weapons.
IJustLikeToArgue
The President of the US does not need UN approval to investigate the use of chemical weapons.
crabdollar
He can do better but he already used, "see you in court," last week. Maybe he should try calling them fake news.
DeathsDeathOfRats
The ironic thing is SNL actually is fake.
APersonWhoUsesImgur
Is it really ironic then?
DeathsDeathOfRats
Alternative ironic.
WalkingNature
Isn't that a type of music?
guannabislord
Thin skin some might say
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Hellmasker
If only you had the same gif but cutting an orange or apricot...
colesparky
Very thin.
Chingabangchamgpotatojack
I want to eat that
JavaReallySucks
IHaveNoIdeaAnymore
How does one make a NSFW label on a gif link?
JimmySkew
Slower, you filthy strumpet!
DancingIMoo
Sigh *unzips*
worldsokayestspeler
*knife cuts off dick in very thin slices
MrMango415
Titsonthewing
Looks like that should just melt when you eat it.
SmileyBonesArt
http://imgur.com/xqkQriT
EldoradoYourHorseBitMeInTheButt
That's an apple not an orange.
MicDrop
But... but that's cutting the flesh not the skin.
nattesheim
In thin air!
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Wafer thin mint?
ArmenianLivesMatter
Like the people on this site
Frederf
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