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After ten long years, pretty sure I'm back on the meat....this has been my diet for the last two days.
Jun 3, 2017 3:59 PM
petermcjerky
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After ten long years, pretty sure I'm back on the meat....this has been my diet for the last two days.
alltheprettyroses9
Congratulations!!! Welcome back!
SexuallyPromiscuousSquirrel
hollllllandia
Welcome back to the light, brother.
IRipTheBiggestFartsOnMyWifeInBed
Take it easy there champ. Ur eating like a normal person and u gotta ease back into it!
godhasjudged
So let animals suffer again? Why the hell did you become vegetarian anyway.
Drama4yourLlama
Are you graduating to actual plates sometime too?
phlynmonkey
This screams Austin
FromTheTwistedMindOfABrotha
Welcome home brother, welcome home...
MamaJeaux
Welcome back to your senses!
KeatonJazz
Welcome back ... to heart disease! Enjoy!
MamaKin
I've been veggie most of my life. Tried eating meats again, and not only don't like it, but I found out I'm allergic to it, yet I like fish.
dghammer
Good for you.
emuthegreen
How did you not vomit, etc erywhere
scotbot6
Always great to see someone overcoming a disability!
Darkness401
Welcome back, ribs are over to your left, burgers are on the right, wings will be out soon. Enjoy my friend enjoy.
chefboyld
Just pretty sure??!!
Tempcore
Where your coleslaw at? Coleslaw is the bomb
zegerman5682
Welcome to the dark side, my friend.
SD44
Welcome back!
mikeatike
Welcome to the party, pal.
nohappydance
Alright! http://imgur.com/v9GQHmH
littolstrawbury
But why?
Bunchie
Hell yeah, Mission BBQ!
bravotipo
as for most things in life, balance is the key.
drasparagus
I'm with you...vege'd for 7 years 15+ yrs ago, instantly felt better when started eating meat again.
ThrusterJaguar
Bullshit
cousteau
B12 vitamin is a hell of a drug.
EGOT
But did you get sick first? I feel like I would.
lewdloos
When I went back I started with fish, worked up to chicken, then pork, then beef. Not sure if it did anything but I didn't get sick.
GrandmaSlappy
Factory farms.
UncleLeos
Texas? Brisket served with plain bread and pickles says Texas to me.
limpspinach
So what's the story on Texas toast, cowboy? Why the plain white stuff?
UncleLeos
I have no idea how Texas toast got its name other than its a large piece of bread so let's call it Texas?
limpspinach
Yeah, that works for me
petermcjerky
Austin
UncleLeos
Thought so! Grew up there, best BBQ on Earth.
DrRad
Sorry she dumped you, bro.
cousteau
Or maybe he got a meatarian gf?
fionnmcbride
Psst. Psst. Hey, over here The word is carnivorous
Ompy
Wouldn't it be omnivorous?
fionnmcbride
He used the word meatarian, so I assumed he meant someone who only eats meat. As the word vegetarian means you only eat plant matter.
cousteau
As opposed to vegetarian, or to herbivore?
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I don't know man, I'm liking the sound of Meatarian.
fionnmcbride
We should definitely get all dictionaries to replace the word carnivore with Meatarian. Start a change.org for it
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Done and done (not my real name): https://www.change.org/p/oxford-dictionary-add-meatarian-to-the-dictionary
petermcjerky
It's for the best, I had no long term goals with your mom anyway.
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Ten years sounds pretty long term, you must be playing the loooong con.
HitlersClonedButthole
jupiterhaslazers
hinglemccringleberryislife
LarfleezePlz
Julio913
Aimanfire
mikeatike
That is about as good as "it's ok, your mum sends me pictures in the mail."
KingVegetaSama
MamaJeaux
That's what I was looking for!
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Hello, 911? I'd lile to report a murder.
Yavier
Goddamn
UnlimitedAnal
ThePartyPenguin
You are a glorious motherfucker.
TheGuyWithTheAppleTattoo
whopper68
Ha!
bellaluna
A non-vegetarian diet doesn't mean ALL MEAT, ALL DAY. You're not gonna shit for daaays. I'm damn jealous of that brisket, though... mmm.
LoquaciousLizard
Well, you don't know what else OP was eating. I have meat or fish every day, and I'm, ah, pretty regular.
cousteau
As a half-vegetarian, this is good advice.
SublimeMacrocosmicMalevolence
As a one quarter omnivore, I say go for it
bellaluna
*counts on fingers* What?
SublimeMacrocosmicMalevolence
I meant 1/4, not sure if I said it wrong. The other 3/4 consists of a strict diet of olives and cotton candy, it's a tough lifestyle.
bellaluna
That sounds... well, it sounds awful, really.
foxhoundunit89
He clearly has vegi sides.
bellaluna
Potato salad and mac-n-cheese aren't veggies. Or were you referring to the pickles?
foxhoundunit89
Lemme give you a little hint bud, the first word in potato salad is indeed a vegetable. It also usually contains other vegetables.
bellaluna
A potato is classified a veg, but don't pretend it counts as one. A few tiny chunks of onion and celery do not a veg serving make.
bellaluna
I know you really want to condescend to me, but this is not the topic you want to do that over.
foxhoundunit89
Oh no I don't want to feel the wrath of an uppity fucknut vegetarian on imgur.
petermcjerky
But at this rate wouldn't my shit essentially be the best sausage ever?
itsthevoiceman
bellaluna
No... that's not how poop or sausage works.
petermcjerky
Are ya sure though?
bellaluna
Positive.
MichaelHat
So you're saying there's a chance?
NZSheeps
I've had some sausage that tasted like it had been made that way.
ohgodidontknowwhatimdoing
Never understood this. If you were veggie for years for ethical reasons did you eventually just think "nah, fuck animals"?
QuadrumanousCuddler
84% of all vegetarians do.
IridescentPearlescentIncandescent
I cut out meat cause I didn't enjoy it (picky eater).
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
Fuck animals. Bring me a steak.
RemainsspacebarUnknown
i know my sister loosened up on it a bit because theres not really any vegetarian stuff where i live so whenever there was birthdays 1/2
RemainsspacebarUnknown
or we went out to eat etc. etc. theres wasnt really anything for her. 2/2
MethelyneBlue
I was vegetarian for several years and it had nothing to do with ethical reasons. Some people do it for that but not all.
iamlinds
It's not about animal cruelty for all vegetarians. Going up trophic levels for food means a lot more energy input for same calorie intake.
iamlinds
Producing meat has a huge carbon footprint
KleanTopia
You're thinking of beastiality
theslimydepartment
Upvoted both comments because people need to see this gold
Diddyu
Hey! It's interspecies erotica, fucko!
petermcjerky
Had nothing to any subjective cuteness some find in otherwise dumb animals
BritishBatman
so health?
petermcjerky
Yeah. Was a far kid who came from big people.
LoquaciousLizard
Try cutting processed carbs instead (white bread, pasta, rice, noodles, potatoes, cake, etc): you can eat plenty of protein and stay slim :)
TadashiK
You really dont want cut out those high starch carbs like potatoes/rice, just keep them in moderation. Otherwise youll feel drained
BritishBatman
Yeah, me too, but I like meat too much. So I'm still fat.