Jan 20, 2017 7:34 PM
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SleepyLolita
He just seems so fucking nice. I'd love to meet him.
mistergee718
Way to go Joe. No matter what the politics, you really are a good and honorable man. All the best to you! Thank you
thrillhaus
God I wish he had ran:,( 4more years of kick ass memes
DannyDoggo
This is the way to leave with honor after you've served your country, not like the long term lobby-money special interest congress dicks.
OrC23
That (archived) makes me sad.
nashcoleman
The hulk ending theme plays
ImOver9000
"You my Barrack now, until he visits, got it?"
dedpaen
If we all got together and camped on his front lawn, maybe he'd change his mind? Biden 2020!
mysheerluck
Amtrack is more expensive than driving
gbolly
HIS NAME IS JOE....HIS NAME IS JOE....HIS NAME IS JOE...
Kafula1106
The funnest uncle America has ever had.
Krankkinder
"So what are we gonna do next Barry?"
rockgolf
"It's Biden and Barack. Yes Biden and Barack / One was the VP / The other one's black"
"Same thing we do every night, Biden. Try and take over the world!"
RobotMassacre538
Goodbye uncle Joe :(
PendejoSupremo
Diamond Joe's always got at least 8 beers in him, so public transportation is very sensible.
SomeRandomMidget
When he got back to Delaware, the University of Delaware Marching Band greeted him playing their alma mater and fight song.
I'm so proud to be both a member of that ensemble, as well as a student at UD. Its so good to have Joe back home.
MyBigMouth
Jan is 20? Hope she invites me to her 21st.
Chefsalat
HIS birthday, you little... ;)
rabbihimself
1st state! Represent, Biden!
toolazytothinkaboutaname
A nightmare for his security probably
AmaterasuOriginOfAllThatIsGoodAndMotherToUsAll
Joe makes me proud to be from Delaware
grimol
Me too. I don't live there anymore but it will always be a huge part of who I am.
Gundarian
I was there for the "welcome home" ceremony. Such a fun and friendly man. I am going to miss him
DoctorGood
Joe gets his haircut the same place I do when he comes back here.
hillaryatgmail
I can confirm. I was on the same train as Joe once from D.C. to New York.
Did he get off in Wilmington?
Yep
MrMcPewp
You the real MVP
bigskycountry
swaziwarrior
If I lived on the east coast I'd take trains everywhere.
Counterfit
It's pretty good. I'm hoping Amtrak can get the funding for their future plans. That includes a new ROW between Providence and NYC
NixonDidNothingWrong
He sure loves touching people
eusebiusnicomidea
iamireland
He does seem pretty touchy but I bet he overwhelmingly gets positive responses like above.
Sennin808
Especially children
rockworm7
You shut the fuck up about our lord and best bro, bro biden
melveys
Her parents were interviewed about it and they said it was innocent and she wasn't bothered by it. Some people are just touchy-feely.
modonoSmasher
v
rockyhorrorisme
So THAT'S why they call him Uncle Joe
UnderaFUNeralmoon
It makes sense joe is a train guy.
SenpaiSuckMyAss
zoedaddy305
Loving that user name.
v https://youtu.be/IPGHrgHWO7s
awesomebychoice
I know, it looks like EVERYTHING in that image is Photoshopped, it's unnerving
HD2composer
That username, geez
pointynipples
They're talking to each other!
Your username though : o
CannibalStreet
Joe doesn't like planes
flippywizgig
I don't either, won't fly unless I'm going overseas and a ship is out of the question.
ibrakeforwookies
I'm nearly the same. I prefer not to fly. I would rather drive if time allows for it. I prefer flying to boats though.
justblamelaurel
Actually, after his daughter and first wife died, he took the train home from DC every day to be with his two sons at home.
Abbysomeoneabbynormal
Joe ain't getting on no plane
charhan
This ain’t Russia.
PastaMeCrazy
He doesn't like the idea of flying. Humans can't fly and that ain't right
Lol that sounds like a meme.
Hybris51129
"It's a bunch of malarkey."
DixonHillPrivateEye
A hot beef sundae is delicious. Midwestern delight.
Princessbubblecum
I'm from the Midwest and wtf is that even
Mashed potatoes, gravy, shaved roast beef, with a tomato cherry on top. Glorious.
I'll allow it
TexasRaised
Actually he said he wants to learn to be a pilot now since he's not VP
LazyJones1
I'd like planes a helluva lot more if I was the pilot too. It's the 'not being in control' I dislike.
GoogleFucker
Will he be allowed to? They're not allowed to drive anywhere by themselves
spookyu
That's only while they're actively serving as far as I know. He should be in the clear at this point.
AyeAyeCaptainTightpants
Wait... what?
aceebro
For six months. Then they can.
Ah. TIL!
https://www.quora.com/Why-does-the-vice-president-not-have-secret-service-protection-for-life
iKeepLosingBobbyPins
Are they on stand-by or something?
PlzStopShadowbanningMe
I wonder if he ever looks at his memes.
malbec
*masturbates to them
n7warrior
Pretty sure obama has shown him some.
AdamTheAmateur
Hopefully we can get Joe on imgur à la mistersavage :D
SirRogers
Gotta do something on the train.
imnotarron
He makes them. All of them
ontopofspaghetti
Nope. Obama makes them. That's Obama's main PR campaign.
UncleShitSmear
Did... Did somebody say Biden AMA?
Earan
He's familiar with the onion article about washing a trans am in the white house driveway whilst topless, at least
aselleus
Diamond Joe!
FeedThoseKitties
I bet he does, and I bet he laughs at them.
theawesomeone
Oh yes. Joe and Obama were both very aware of their memes and also very aware of Imgur. You need to watch their promotional videos.
Mastero777
Can confirm he does.
Butane9000
Obama does, brought it up in one of his final speeches.
WhereDidILoseMyPants
I can't find it.. I would love a sauce if you got one :)
MechaNinja
I desperately want them to read some of them on late night a la mean tweets : /
obnoxiouslygiddy
PLEASE someone submit this to Fallon or Kimmel!
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
Oh that is a GREAT idea!!
yellowtoolboxblackbag
O and Joe reading/acting them out together? In front of an audience? I would buy a TV to see that shit.
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
post this to jimmy kimleelt twiter
I would, but don't have a twitter account. Maybe Facebook?
I have done, a few times. Even encouraged others to do so.
mirwin13
I think he's at least acutely aware of them judging from Obama's Medal of Freedom speech.
ThisJennarationThough
I like to think that he creates some of his own dankest memes about himself but does it anonymously to make us all happy.
YES...you can tell by his laugh and slap on Barack's shoulder at the "bromance" comment!
delpharseven
He is definitely aware of them. As soon as Obama mentions the Internet Biden gives him this "oh lord" look.
Here: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/obama-jokes-about-bromance-with-biden-1.3933500
DICEM4N
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Usesmobilewithtoes
I hadn't seen that, but holy crap that is actually amazing
KingOfFights
I have a feeling he loves them.
HeroThatWasNeeded
Ofc
blakeatwork
Why wouldn't you? They're hilarious
I can imagine at the end of a shitty day the two of them sitting down and looking at some for a laugh.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
idk if you can follow "at least" with "acutely" :P Like saying something is slightly all-encompassing.
jimbodoomface
he can be acutely aware of them without having looked at them.
True.
ImgurMadeMeChangeMyNameCauseItsDumb
Thank you.
Droobilicious
It's an oxymoron
DarkUranium
Not really. "At least" used in the sense of "we know that at minimum". "Acutely" used in the sense "very": At min., we know he's very aware.
Hmm. I mean it as, at the very least, he has an acute awareness of them, possibly he is more than acutely aware. Is that still incorrect?
I don't believe that works. You could replace it with something like "mild/ly". Acutely is on the other end of the spectrum.
sodaisdelicious
Ohhhh. I'm glad you said this. I always thought "acutely" meant only understanding a little bit, because acute is a small angle.
But I always knew what obtuse meant so this should have made sense naturally as somewhat the opposite.
I always have to remind myself that "dilated" means bigger and not smaller. It just seems like it should mean smaller to me.
romanaclef
Depending on context, acute means sharp or intense or sudden. Acutely aware means being unable to ignore. From the Latin 'acus' - needle.
SleepyLolita
He just seems so fucking nice. I'd love to meet him.
mistergee718
Way to go Joe. No matter what the politics, you really are a good and honorable man. All the best to you! Thank you
thrillhaus
God I wish he had ran:,( 4more years of kick ass memes
DannyDoggo
This is the way to leave with honor after you've served your country, not like the long term lobby-money special interest congress dicks.
OrC23
That (archived) makes me sad.
nashcoleman
The hulk ending theme plays
ImOver9000
"You my Barrack now, until he visits, got it?"
dedpaen
If we all got together and camped on his front lawn, maybe he'd change his mind? Biden 2020!
mysheerluck
Amtrack is more expensive than driving
gbolly
HIS NAME IS JOE....HIS NAME IS JOE....HIS NAME IS JOE...
Kafula1106
The funnest uncle America has ever had.
Krankkinder
"So what are we gonna do next Barry?"
rockgolf
"It's Biden and Barack. Yes Biden and Barack / One was the VP / The other one's black"
rockgolf
"Same thing we do every night, Biden. Try and take over the world!"
RobotMassacre538
Goodbye uncle Joe :(
PendejoSupremo
Diamond Joe's always got at least 8 beers in him, so public transportation is very sensible.
SomeRandomMidget
When he got back to Delaware, the University of Delaware Marching Band greeted him playing their alma mater and fight song.
SomeRandomMidget
I'm so proud to be both a member of that ensemble, as well as a student at UD. Its so good to have Joe back home.
MyBigMouth
Jan is 20? Hope she invites me to her 21st.
Chefsalat
HIS birthday, you little... ;)
rabbihimself
1st state! Represent, Biden!
toolazytothinkaboutaname
A nightmare for his security probably
AmaterasuOriginOfAllThatIsGoodAndMotherToUsAll
Joe makes me proud to be from Delaware
grimol
Me too. I don't live there anymore but it will always be a huge part of who I am.
Gundarian
I was there for the "welcome home" ceremony. Such a fun and friendly man. I am going to miss him
DoctorGood
Joe gets his haircut the same place I do when he comes back here.
hillaryatgmail
I can confirm. I was on the same train as Joe once from D.C. to New York.
grimol
Did he get off in Wilmington?
hillaryatgmail
Yep
MrMcPewp
You the real MVP
bigskycountry
swaziwarrior
If I lived on the east coast I'd take trains everywhere.
Counterfit
It's pretty good. I'm hoping Amtrak can get the funding for their future plans. That includes a new ROW between Providence and NYC
NixonDidNothingWrong
He sure loves touching people
eusebiusnicomidea
iamireland
He does seem pretty touchy but I bet he overwhelmingly gets positive responses like above.
Sennin808
Especially children
rockworm7
You shut the fuck up about our lord and best bro, bro biden
Sennin808
melveys
Her parents were interviewed about it and they said it was innocent and she wasn't bothered by it. Some people are just touchy-feely.
modonoSmasher
rockyhorrorisme
So THAT'S why they call him Uncle Joe
UnderaFUNeralmoon
It makes sense joe is a train guy.
SenpaiSuckMyAss
zoedaddy305
Loving that user name.
SenpaiSuckMyAss
awesomebychoice
I know, it looks like EVERYTHING in that image is Photoshopped, it's unnerving
HD2composer
That username, geez
SenpaiSuckMyAss
pointynipples
They're talking to each other!
HD2composer
Your username though
: o
CannibalStreet
Joe doesn't like planes
flippywizgig
I don't either, won't fly unless I'm going overseas and a ship is out of the question.
ibrakeforwookies
I'm nearly the same. I prefer not to fly. I would rather drive if time allows for it. I prefer flying to boats though.
justblamelaurel
Actually, after his daughter and first wife died, he took the train home from DC every day to be with his two sons at home.
Abbysomeoneabbynormal
Joe ain't getting on no plane
charhan
This ain’t Russia.
PastaMeCrazy
He doesn't like the idea of flying. Humans can't fly and that ain't right
CannibalStreet
Lol that sounds like a meme.
Hybris51129
"It's a bunch of malarkey."
DixonHillPrivateEye
A hot beef sundae is delicious. Midwestern delight.
Princessbubblecum
I'm from the Midwest and wtf is that even
DixonHillPrivateEye
Mashed potatoes, gravy, shaved roast beef, with a tomato cherry on top. Glorious.
Princessbubblecum
I'll allow it
TexasRaised
Actually he said he wants to learn to be a pilot now since he's not VP
LazyJones1
I'd like planes a helluva lot more if I was the pilot too. It's the 'not being in control' I dislike.
GoogleFucker
Will he be allowed to? They're not allowed to drive anywhere by themselves
spookyu
That's only while they're actively serving as far as I know. He should be in the clear at this point.
AyeAyeCaptainTightpants
Wait... what?
aceebro
For six months. Then they can.
GoogleFucker
Ah. TIL!
TexasRaised
https://www.quora.com/Why-does-the-vice-president-not-have-secret-service-protection-for-life
iKeepLosingBobbyPins
Are they on stand-by or something?
TexasRaised
https://www.quora.com/Why-does-the-vice-president-not-have-secret-service-protection-for-life
PlzStopShadowbanningMe
I wonder if he ever looks at his memes.
malbec
*masturbates to them
n7warrior
Pretty sure obama has shown him some.
AdamTheAmateur
Hopefully we can get Joe on imgur à la mistersavage :D
SirRogers
Gotta do something on the train.
imnotarron
He makes them. All of them
ontopofspaghetti
Nope. Obama makes them. That's Obama's main PR campaign.
UncleShitSmear
Did... Did somebody say Biden AMA?
Earan
He's familiar with the onion article about washing a trans am in the white house driveway whilst topless, at least
aselleus
Diamond Joe!
FeedThoseKitties
I bet he does, and I bet he laughs at them.
theawesomeone
Oh yes. Joe and Obama were both very aware of their memes and also very aware of Imgur. You need to watch their promotional videos.
Mastero777
Can confirm he does.
Butane9000
Obama does, brought it up in one of his final speeches.
WhereDidILoseMyPants
I can't find it.. I would love a sauce if you got one :)
MechaNinja
I desperately want them to read some of them on late night a la mean tweets : /
obnoxiouslygiddy
PLEASE someone submit this to Fallon or Kimmel!
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
Oh that is a GREAT idea!!
yellowtoolboxblackbag
O and Joe reading/acting them out together? In front of an audience? I would buy a TV to see that shit.
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
post this to jimmy kimleelt twiter
yellowtoolboxblackbag
I would, but don't have a twitter account. Maybe Facebook?
MechaNinja
I have done, a few times. Even encouraged others to do so.
mirwin13
I think he's at least acutely aware of them judging from Obama's Medal of Freedom speech.
ThisJennarationThough
I like to think that he creates some of his own dankest memes about himself but does it anonymously to make us all happy.
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
YES...you can tell by his laugh and slap on Barack's shoulder at the "bromance" comment!
delpharseven
He is definitely aware of them. As soon as Obama mentions the Internet Biden gives him this "oh lord" look.
delpharseven
Here: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/obama-jokes-about-bromance-with-biden-1.3933500
DICEM4N
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Usesmobilewithtoes
I hadn't seen that, but holy crap that is actually amazing
KingOfFights
I have a feeling he loves them.
HeroThatWasNeeded
Ofc
blakeatwork
Why wouldn't you? They're hilarious
delpharseven
I can imagine at the end of a shitty day the two of them sitting down and looking at some for a laugh.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
idk if you can follow "at least" with "acutely" :P Like saying something is slightly all-encompassing.
jimbodoomface
he can be acutely aware of them without having looked at them.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
True.
ImgurMadeMeChangeMyNameCauseItsDumb
Thank you.
Droobilicious
It's an oxymoron
DarkUranium
Not really. "At least" used in the sense of "we know that at minimum". "Acutely" used in the sense "very": At min., we know he's very aware.
mirwin13
Hmm. I mean it as, at the very least, he has an acute awareness of them, possibly he is more than acutely aware. Is that still incorrect?
FartedWhileMakingUpName
I don't believe that works. You could replace it with something like "mild/ly". Acutely is on the other end of the spectrum.
sodaisdelicious
Ohhhh. I'm glad you said this. I always thought "acutely" meant only understanding a little bit, because acute is a small angle.
sodaisdelicious
But I always knew what obtuse meant so this should have made sense naturally as somewhat the opposite.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
I always have to remind myself that "dilated" means bigger and not smaller. It just seems like it should mean smaller to me.
romanaclef
Depending on context, acute means sharp or intense or sudden. Acutely aware means being unable to ignore. From the Latin 'acus' - needle.