Ignore skyrim sex mods, upvote the most useless and annoying piece of trash companion

Nov 7, 2016 11:20 PM

Panja123

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FP edit: Thank you so much for Front Page! Also Bethesda, please remove Lydia from the game

Sacrificed that bitch to Boethiah as soon as I hit Lv30 and was attacked in the wilderness by her champion.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lydia is a god damn monster when she's carrying over 50 dragon bones and skin

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

-1 for 'ignore x, upvote y', and -1 again for insulting my favorite cargo ship

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Shes always been great cannon fodder when I've tried to escape things I couldnt even hope to kill

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FUCK OFF, LYDIA. Get away from the DOOOOOOOOOR

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I married her.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I use Alerria. The chick from the Azura temple. She can throw mad spells.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ignore sex mods!? You're talking crazy talk!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one that has never used a companion at any point?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

There are literally dozens of us

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck carries all your cabbage and potatoes then?!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Just about. I used Cicero for a while to hear his dialogue but mostly I don't like followers. I never know what they'll fuckin do.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who carries around your dragon bones then?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I find Marcurio to be the most annoying. "I am an apprentice wizard, not some packmule!"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am SWORN to carry your burdens...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Until you fucking die on me, you mean. Really dropping the ball, Lydia.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ignore waifus, J'zargo supremacy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Old reliable Lydia. She always ends up as a nanny for my kids.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nope. Worst follower is Farkas, or Fuckass as I call him. Completely worthless. Won't even soak up damage. Thank Talos he was only temporary

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My first playthrough I got distracted on his quest and forgot where I got him. He literally followed me the whole game and wouldn't die

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I killed her by mistake two minutes after she joined me and that was that

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

On the first quest with her she got killed by a troll.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mjoll4lyfe

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard she's sworn to carry your burdens.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lydia is my BFF. JORDIS, now. There's a useless pile of human meat.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can see Lydia doing what she does best... NOT FUCKING MOVING

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

Just shoulder charge them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

command mode for the win

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you ever get Faendal in Riverwood, dude will stand there and play the fucking flute in the middle of battle

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He is useless

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait I said Faendal but I meant Sven. Faendal is the dbag elf guy

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can get Sven as a companion? I never could. I got Faendal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate lydia cause she died carrying all my dragon bones and scales and died and i had to leave so much behind.. why do others hate her??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#J'ZhargoForPresident

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Just wish I could marry him

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah! uncapped level... but only knows shit spells..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't you give him spell tomes and he'll learn them?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll have to try that. beacuse if he's uncapped.. then i'll give him some expert level stuff (maybe master)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

J'Zhargo is upset that he was not selected to be next president, b-but there is still time.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Since I used enchanting to make that drunken lout a real dragon killer people gave no excuse to say 'bad follower'.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lydia died yesterday. Dragon Priest.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She got killed in the first dungeon I went in after I got her as a companion. My Leroy Jenkins play style was too much for her lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*sigh* I am sworn to give you an upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey thats my wife!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She was always my favorite, why did everyone hate her?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The tone of voice when she tells you she's sworn to carry your burdens, and she's apparently got a fetish for standing in your way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liked it, all your companions happily carried hundreds of pounds worth of shit. At least she had a little attitude about it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wait other people don't like lydia? she's the only companion i've ever used. I reload saves if she dies

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Jordis or whatever in Solitude has much better dialog.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't affiliate with imperials. I slaughter them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I personally have used Marcurio for the bee and bar Inn in riften. He doesn't get in the way because he uses magic and doesn't get in my way

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have him now great in combat but I hate how arrogant and up himself he is. Always kicking off about carrying ny stuff

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My GF does the same. They're like besties. They even dress alike.....

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because of how the game initially was followers did not levelup after you met them. The end result is that Lydia, the first follower you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

meet was stuck at a very ineffective level. Kharjo was my favorite follower but him being stuck at level 8 by the time I got to 30 was very

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

difficult. Guy just died nonstop.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

try Inigo then and then come back and tell us what you think

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I also like Rumarin from Interesting NPCs. Used to run with Zora but Rumarin's funnier.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean no it's not that I think she's the best I know she isn't. But I get so attached to her. She's with me from the beginning

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Inigo is amazing, his constant quips on dragon soul addiction make me laugh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh and the way he holds conversations with his horse. And the fact he gets out of the way. Yeah he's just god tier.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and for those that love consistent things, he whispers as you are sneaking.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give J'zargo a chance. You will not regret it, he's hilarious. Give him all the staffs for extra hilarity.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm good I have a bond with Lydia. She is my friend.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Get Hearthfire, put her in charge of one of your mansions.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have special edition and no idea how to build houses lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Get in good with the nearest Jarl and he'll give you the deed to some land.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sacrificed that bitch to Boethiah for a shiny new set of ebony mail.

9 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 4

How might one do this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boethiah's Calling quest: "lead someone to the shrine and slay them." Take Lydia on an adventure :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not just make your own?

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

Aside from the main point here, she's still worth the sacrifice for regular ebony armor.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You don't even use it, you just throw it in the chest then 8 days later you're wondering where you put the damned thing.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's actually really good for a Heavy Armor/Stealth mix...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ebony MAIL, not Ebony armor. It's a Daedric Artifact

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

I have that and Lydia is still alive. I don't remember who I threw into the meat grinder >.>

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I sacrificed the guy from Solstheim who got a bunch of miners killed digging up a Nordic ruin. Can get two of his unique pickaxes that way.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just hired the chick at the bar. Right before we got there she told me how much she liked adventuring with me :/

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"Oh.. well that's gonna make this next part a little harder but I still think we can pull it off."

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Did you get the inheritance after? I got most of my gold back in the long run.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sacrificed the battle mage from Riften and it gave me his inheritance twice. I made bank.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahhhhhh. Don't think I did that one

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Boethia is a bit out of the way, and the quest only starts if you either go there or read a book about her. Shrine is east of Windhelm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please mind the dot ( . )

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should. It has a sneak buff and poison cloak if you are crouched.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is odd cuz it's heavy armor

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0