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FP edit: Thank you so much for Front Page! Also Bethesda, please remove Lydia from the game
Nov 7, 2016 11:20 PM
Panja123
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FP edit: Thank you so much for Front Page! Also Bethesda, please remove Lydia from the game
Stunami92
Sacrificed that bitch to Boethiah as soon as I hit Lv30 and was attacked in the wilderness by her champion.
BoozeHound001
Lydia is a god damn monster when she's carrying over 50 dragon bones and skin
Ssssssssssss
-1 for 'ignore x, upvote y', and -1 again for insulting my favorite cargo ship
HeemsMcClane
Shes always been great cannon fodder when I've tried to escape things I couldnt even hope to kill
GDPIntrud3r
FUCK OFF, LYDIA. Get away from the DOOOOOOOOOR
IAlwaysUpvoteBirdies
I married her.
jetzullo
I use Alerria. The chick from the Azura temple. She can throw mad spells.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
Ignore sex mods!? You're talking crazy talk!!
smiles669
Am I the only one that has never used a companion at any point?
WombatOne
There are literally dozens of us
AaronAndMary
Who the fuck carries all your cabbage and potatoes then?!
LapisScarab
Just about. I used Cicero for a while to hear his dialogue but mostly I don't like followers. I never know what they'll fuckin do.
pushyourluck
Who carries around your dragon bones then?
Omni21
I find Marcurio to be the most annoying. "I am an apprentice wizard, not some packmule!"
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I am SWORN to carry your burdens...
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Until you fucking die on me, you mean. Really dropping the ball, Lydia.
madeofcarbon
Ignore waifus, J'zargo supremacy.
AutomaticBzooty
Old reliable Lydia. She always ends up as a nanny for my kids.
sweetfeetpete
Nope. Worst follower is Farkas, or Fuckass as I call him. Completely worthless. Won't even soak up damage. Thank Talos he was only temporary
ExtraZOIDBERG
My first playthrough I got distracted on his quest and forgot where I got him. He literally followed me the whole game and wouldn't die
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
I killed her by mistake two minutes after she joined me and that was that
cdnmDECEMBER
On the first quest with her she got killed by a troll.
chemed
Mjoll4lyfe
charliesheen420
I heard she's sworn to carry your burdens.
Zephronias
Lydia is my BFF. JORDIS, now. There's a useless pile of human meat.
HalfHound
You can see Lydia doing what she does best... NOT FUCKING MOVING
AidanNel
Just shoulder charge them
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
command mode for the win
TheRealJeffLebowski
If you ever get Faendal in Riverwood, dude will stand there and play the fucking flute in the middle of battle
ninjadanny
He is useless
TheRealJeffLebowski
Wait I said Faendal but I meant Sven. Faendal is the dbag elf guy
TypicallyKyle
You can get Sven as a companion? I never could. I got Faendal.
SnowBlind88
I hate lydia cause she died carrying all my dragon bones and scales and died and i had to leave so much behind.. why do others hate her??
Myth0l0gical
#J'ZhargoForPresident
bluegerudo
Just wish I could marry him
JagdPanzer38T
Fuck yeah! uncapped level... but only knows shit spells..
Myth0l0gical
Can't you give him spell tomes and he'll learn them?
JagdPanzer38T
I'll have to try that. beacuse if he's uncapped.. then i'll give him some expert level stuff (maybe master)
FrankBrayman
J'Zhargo is upset that he was not selected to be next president, b-but there is still time.
ginjuri
Since I used enchanting to make that drunken lout a real dragon killer people gave no excuse to say 'bad follower'.
masterswasntworthit
Lydia died yesterday. Dragon Priest.
RedKitsunePower
She got killed in the first dungeon I went in after I got her as a companion. My Leroy Jenkins play style was too much for her lol
daugbret
*sigh* I am sworn to give you an upvote.
Tumbleweedanticlimax
Hey thats my wife!
LittleAldy
She was always my favorite, why did everyone hate her?
humptyblargh
The tone of voice when she tells you she's sworn to carry your burdens, and she's apparently got a fetish for standing in your way.
LittleAldy
I liked it, all your companions happily carried hundreds of pounds worth of shit. At least she had a little attitude about it.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
wait other people don't like lydia? she's the only companion i've ever used. I reload saves if she dies
humptyblargh
Jordis or whatever in Solitude has much better dialog.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I don't affiliate with imperials. I slaughter them.
TheLukeSkywalker
I personally have used Marcurio for the bee and bar Inn in riften. He doesn't get in the way because he uses magic and doesn't get in my way
Marchdragon
I have him now great in combat but I hate how arrogant and up himself he is. Always kicking off about carrying ny stuff
AaronAndMary
My GF does the same. They're like besties. They even dress alike.....
Cowstle
Because of how the game initially was followers did not levelup after you met them. The end result is that Lydia, the first follower you
Cowstle
meet was stuck at a very ineffective level. Kharjo was my favorite follower but him being stuck at level 8 by the time I got to 30 was very
Cowstle
difficult. Guy just died nonstop.
LordNevyn
try Inigo then and then come back and tell us what you think
panzersharkcat
I also like Rumarin from Interesting NPCs. Used to run with Zora but Rumarin's funnier.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I mean no it's not that I think she's the best I know she isn't. But I get so attached to her. She's with me from the beginning
ReverendAurora
Inigo is amazing, his constant quips on dragon soul addiction make me laugh.
ReverendAurora
Oh and the way he holds conversations with his horse. And the fact he gets out of the way. Yeah he's just god tier.
LordNevyn
and for those that love consistent things, he whispers as you are sneaking.
d0o0o0d
Give J'zargo a chance. You will not regret it, he's hilarious. Give him all the staffs for extra hilarity.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I'm good I have a bond with Lydia. She is my friend.
d0o0o0d
Get Hearthfire, put her in charge of one of your mansions.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I have special edition and no idea how to build houses lol
d0o0o0d
Get in good with the nearest Jarl and he'll give you the deed to some land.
Poliswag95
I sacrificed that bitch to Boethiah for a shiny new set of ebony mail.
Mattsschnitzel
How might one do this?
Poliswag95
Boethiah's Calling quest: "lead someone to the shrine and slay them." Take Lydia on an adventure :)
Mattsschnitzel
akbrewer
Why not just make your own?
TheRealRickSanchez
Aside from the main point here, she's still worth the sacrifice for regular ebony armor.
MountainYankee
You don't even use it, you just throw it in the chest then 8 days later you're wondering where you put the damned thing.
ExecutorHideo
It's actually really good for a Heavy Armor/Stealth mix...
Poliswag95
Ebony MAIL, not Ebony armor. It's a Daedric Artifact
BanadecCamberbootch
I have that and Lydia is still alive. I don't remember who I threw into the meat grinder >.>
panzersharkcat
I sacrificed the guy from Solstheim who got a bunch of miners killed digging up a Nordic ruin. Can get two of his unique pickaxes that way.
charliesheen420
I just hired the chick at the bar. Right before we got there she told me how much she liked adventuring with me :/
Zombraina
"Oh.. well that's gonna make this next part a little harder but I still think we can pull it off."
pseudonic
Did you get the inheritance after? I got most of my gold back in the long run.
Hyero
I sacrificed the battle mage from Riften and it gave me his inheritance twice. I made bank.
akbrewer
Ahhhhhh. Don't think I did that one
hawkesnightmare
Boethia is a bit out of the way, and the quest only starts if you either go there or read a book about her. Shrine is east of Windhelm.
brokenbackwards
Please mind the dot ( . )
A3VUM
You should. It has a sneak buff and poison cloak if you are crouched.
MyLastUsernameWasSoLongIKeptForgettingIt
Which is odd cuz it's heavy armor