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New guy got it rough.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ3UB7rqBAI&feature=youtu.be
Jan 26, 2018 1:04 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ3UB7rqBAI&feature=youtu.be
TehBox0rz
“Now you’ve been baptized”
DrSharkbite
A2DY79
Red State America.
BernieO
Wouldn't do that out of respect and of fear of a workplace harassment case.
SadBoner
theGUNNYusmc
I’m a state employee. This would cost someone their job and another would be awarded a million dollar settlement.
theGUNNYusmc
I miss the Marine Corps where this sorta fuckery was an hourly occurrence.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
I..i think I know him..
IUpvoteForFood
Is his name Jason?
Electrogourd
i finally pulled the "ID-10T" one on a coworker this week!
Electrogourd
had him write the "lot number" on a label and put it on his shirt so he didnt lose it, then go ask my buddy in another department for help
jakeobsen
I like how he just accepted his fate.
omygusMaker
Some guy did that to me at a party once. He turned out to be an ill adjusted arrogant kniving creep. Wanted to fight in a Brgr Kg lineup
DancinNinja
No, they won’t get him... no they won’t get him...they won’t...damnit they got him. Lol
EggDogs
I miss my comrades. Men will always be a man.
Yuptisme
I fuckin love it!
grimmgramm
FNG
hotchilly
Hahaha .. he took it really well :)
ManCameron
Haha! Got you good, you fucker!
BlackHartMTB
This probably feels better than having your ass crack filled with axle grease.
bigdog838
umm... what?
Stinkdog
Or crack spackle
EyeTri
Go on...
BlackHartMTB
It happens to heavy equipment oilers, they get a grease pump shoved down the back of their pants. It doesn’t take much to ruin your day.
jkjk1123
Omg the hand on the hip, and then the little nod, I don’t know which one was cuter
EyeTri
The silver fox IMO...
jasta6
*deep exhale* yep...
TupacAintDead
How does anyone not know about this trick already?
sorple
Dude, I feel like I probably would go along with it anyway. It's harmless and it builds morale.
travg9331415
Guy above you is angry due to it only being funny to "retards" I agree with you completely. It's just a group of people having a laugh.
1414145691
sometimes they know it and play along anyway, cos acceptance is worth more than dry underpants
lisp
What is this anyway? Stupid GIF doesn't convey anything
Dionysus187
While he was looking up one of them poured water into the funnel. Its funny if you are retarded.
travg9331415
Lighten up
shrugsy
Made him think the goal was to put funnel in front pants, balance coin on nose then presumably try to get coin to fall in funnel 1/2
shrugsy
then when he was looking up to balance the coin they poured water in the funnel 2/2
MisterTaters
He took it like a champ
Zang1983
Not his first time being the victim of pranks
furriephillips
Tartan paint, a long wait/weight, etc.
chibibear350
Came here to say that!
KiwiGameDev
Fantastic sport about it. Also this is a prank!
UhhhhhNick
SO DID YOUR MOM! sorry
BaRockmanObama
I thought for a second he was going mental there and was about to knock someone out. Turns out I was wrong, what a good sport!
Allofyoush
Yes! And it's good that the old guy made sure he was OK, too
SpaceBallsFromSpace
I like to imagine he made a comment about how useless the kid was and how he was never going to get anywhere in the company.
cat7e
Yup, I started imaging things as well until I realized that the video link was there.
dilatedpuppers
He congratulated him on being baptised lol
fakeirish
and then there'll be that one guy who will constantly remind them of this event to an annoying degree
kda5038
One of my co workers does that to me every time someone new comes in or is a temp or if he meets my friends. Gets super old.
LeftoverMeatloafIsTheBest
Shenanigans.
Kyorbi
Please, please tell people, when they are annoying, that they're annoying. To their face. If they have a weak ego, in private. Works wonders
TimeLapseGuy
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/farva-super-troopers-ramrod.jpg?quality=100&w=650
sowillo
Well if it isnt funnel wet pants Ha! Ha! Wait come back......so alone....
BleepBlorpBop
“Hey guys remember that time when-“ “yes Tucker.” “Oh my gawd, that was so EPIC, HAHA! You were all like ‘oh no, my pants!’ Remember?”
1414145691
you are either that guy, or you know far to many "that guy's"
BleepBlorpBop
Was that guy, recognized and curved the behavior in early high school. Also knew a kid that was the quintessential guy. His name was Tucker.
ActuallyACateArmyOfficialDoNotWhistleAboutIt
Heckin' Tucker.
StellarTransformation
A way to get back at him is to act like you forgot it abruptly, then start slowly "forgetting" everything he says, until "umm who are you?"
Theverant
That guy doesn't get invited to drinks
astamurti
Man, at my work that's the guy who hosts drinks.
DrBruleSaysYes
he invites himself
StellarTransformation
how do you invite yourself if no one tells you the location?
Dionysus187
Abusing someones trust makes you a piece of shit, FYI.
IsoPropylPotatene
Lol chill u dumb bitch. Welcome to fuckin normal human interactions. People mess with each other.
AngryRaven
In all fairness it really is all about the audience, participants, and intent. Good natured pranking is very different from abuse/bullying
AngryRaven
Shit like this wouldn't fly in a "modern office" because it attracts different personalities from machine shops, skilled labor and such.
AngryRaven
"hazing" is about finding out what kind of person you're working with. seeing if they have a sense of humor and humility about themselves
AngryRaven
If they break easy from it, they probably arent a good fit. Those kinds of jobs require a different mentality from working in an office.
MadMupp
Fun times and team building. Enjoy them while you can before the soft arses make this harassment and bullying
CletusJonesJr
It's already happening in the army. Sad
brauntosaurus
problem is that there's this, and then there's "hang on these doors by your armpits for 3 hours" (from West Point bio). theres a difference.
Bortus
Yea, its a good way to bond. Something to laugh about. I'd be the buzzkill like "Yea, i've seen that on reddit,you dicks".
MadMupp
I dont think thats a buzzkill it just means you'll still be on the hit list haha
AmirGarib
Eh it is. Especially if he has no change of clothes and is forcefd to walk around like this.
MadMupp
Bit of wet pants wont kill him
oPhoenixo
Its water.
truthsmiles
I can understand how it seems like bullying, but it's really well-intentioned teasing.
travg9331415
Water dries, and doesn't stain. Soft ass people.
AmirGarib
People calling others soft ass people are just idiots. Being so unfunny that you have to inconvinient other people to make peope laugh.
Theverant
It's one day of discomfort. Followed by years of fellowship and remember when.. Different if they treat him like shit everyday.
AmirGarib
Shit like this can be extremely stressfull especially for new interns who are forced to suck it up if they want to keep their job.
AmirGarib
They just can not be like ok you idiots apologize and make up for it. No they have to smile and laugh or elsr they are fucked.
AmirGarib
Shit like this should be illegal for the same reason teacher can not have an relationship with their students. The power dynamic is differen
DarkwingDodger
You ever worked in a place where you washed dishes? Girl. Water dries.
AmirGarib
Tell me about the magic water that dries in less than an hour or two in clothes. Seems like your mother does the laundry for you still.
DarkwingDodger
...but...it does dry in an hour or two. I'm guessing you've never encountered water. Do I need to mail you a picture?
brushandfloss
That’s fun hazing... we need more of that!
Ravenbreaker
I've heard stories of the Hazing they used to do at my shop to the guys they didnt like.. GAHT DAMN! I'll pass lol.
StonerCatJay
What, and get rid of "Cocaine or Dildo"?
notgoingtoarrestyou
Hahahaha yeah! Totally, now pull his pants off and spank his bare bottom
DunningKrugerBites
Then shove a beer bottle up the anus. It's not hazing if there's no blood or someone's dead.
DunningKrugerBites
Hazing is always so fun...Like the gymnast that got hazed by a doctor.
barrett0
Do you want employee sensitivity training? Cause that’s how you get employee sensitivity training.
PraiseTitties
Use to tell new forklift drivers to grab a can of A. I.R. Everyone would join in and send them on a wild goose chase.
judgemasterven
See that would confuse me because I'd just go hunt down a can of compressed air. D= I like making people happy.
PraiseTitties
Most people didn't get the joke because we spelled air so it sounds like an acronym until they realize we asked for air. Work in a CNC place
smellmyicehole
People are so sensitive these days he probably will shoot up the place now because of the physical abuse
corbynDallas
I hope it was at the end of the day
lordofthedice
Seriously. Working all day with wet pants would be torture.
thewalkinged
It's not so bad. You just keep moving about til they're dry.
abundantbadgers
"oh... My pants are wet... Because of this! Yes... Just this... Not from before."
Lambast
Hey, we need to balance the bench, can you go down to the warehouse and ask the guys to give you a long weight?
ClassifiedUsername
Not hazing just a harmless prank
DunningKrugerBites
The new guy got hazed because they all liked him, not because he's working with a bunch a sadistic a-holes.
StrayPrussia
Confuse not abuse!
Lamplord
Thats what hazing used to be.
MrShoez
Also known as hazing
LobsterEquYJJHUality
Harmless? I'd rather get punched in the face so I could at least justifiably punch them pack. 1/2
FlyingSeaMan509
ClassifiedUsername
Wow look at those downvotes by that I would say you are not a nice person
LobsterEquYJJHUality
Retard alert
Frehan
Do you delete and then remake your account all the time? I've seen your comments for weeks in usersub yet it says you just joined today...
ChainmailleAddict
So you're saying we should organize our fight pits along the lines of lobsters?
LobsterEquYJJHUality
/2 Go to 0:00:30 in the clip of the interview in my bio
LobsterEquYJJHUality
Why not?
Schex44
Spoken like a pussy who's never been in a fight and talks shit because they feel like it makes them more of a man
LobsterEquYJJHUality
Spoken like a pussy who's never been in a fight and talks shit because they feel like it makes them more of a man
MeeseInABucket
Psssst. Replying to someone's comment with their comment isn't a good comeback
subcivilizations
Piss your. Pants
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
Ah the hands on hip I've been defeated stance. I know it well
wisecajc
Zoey on the new girl gif
CommentProvider
That is the right move, you have to let them enjoy their joke and then they'll know you're a good sport and bring you into the fold.
Fairdinkums
Its the only thing you can do sometimes
harbingerjo
I thought it was the "Disappointed Dad" stance.
ComradeBones
The fact that he was a good sport about it means he's gonna fit right in. Ten bucks says he got to pour the water for the next new guy.
Johnkills
His hip don't lie
ianofminnesota
He took it real well. Props to the chap.
Conflict
Oh he knew he had been had. Nothing else to do besides nod and take it.
ianofminnesota
Yep. I gotta admit though, as far as pranks go, this one is annoying as hell. Especially if hes got hours left on the shift.
Conflict
Wet pant's aint the worst. They dry. I've ripped a couple pairs hours from home. Had to walk around with a ripped out crotch for 10 hours.
cat7e
Just say that ripped pants are fashionable.
ianofminnesota
Oh of course. Now imagine some fuck ripped those pants for you. Becomes less funny lol. Worse than wet pants though, thats for sure.
thirdeyez
Love how to can tell this is the night shift. They all get along lol
ARobertHarrison
Just showed this to other graveyard guy here at work.
bigdog838
I hate the night shift, but the colleagues make it better
clutchthepearls
That's because they bond over mutual hatred of day shift.
Heisenbeer
Yeah worst thing is when you work overtime and they look at you like you have grown two heads because you're actually working.
thirdeyez
Oh it is so true. Will always be a nightshifter as a machinist. Fucken day assholes am I right
HanYOLOHNIC
For totes mayne
SerenePrincess013
I'm a day-shifter, because going without sun for too long makes Homer something something.
mybrothersmario
go crazy?
SerenePrincess013
DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!
Travis51
In my experience, Night shift is the only shift where teamwork exists.
RamPlunk
I can confirm, night shift is the fucking dream team
SovietRusalka
As a package handler. Can confirm.
Xubat
I work at the airport on the ramp, have done both day shifts and night shifts, just as true there.
thirdeyez
Fuck ya my shop all us night guys will help one another, day shift people tell ya to fuck off if you ask for help
GooseIsHere
Thats cos they get fuck all work done and its a blast. Plus the pay.
TarynnosaurusRex
I have the feeling you have never worked night shift before.
Anderx1
What do you base this off of?
SatoriEnlightenment
“Fuck all work done” means a lot of work? Or very little work?
Travis51
Where I work, night shift is left with the work theyre tasked with plus what day shift leaves behind. So we have to bust ass or be punished.
UpvoteFairy3001
I work in a nursing home and I'm alone overnight. I do all cleaning, empty rooms when a someone passes, and finish what no one else 1/2
UpvoteFairy3001
2/2 bothers to do. It's fucking annoying when people assume over night workers just it around.
K1ngst0n
My guess is night shift people have a more laid back attitude to the work since we're not supervised constantly by management :D
Mavgurian
And let me guess: You get shit done regardless?
K1ngst0n
Of course. Not maybe in the "approved" way but no one has ever complained about the results so...
K1ngst0n
I clean trains, by the way
taytay1702
Seriously! My shift would def be written up frequently if the supervisors were there
CptnHobbes
Just like in The Office when Andy's on the boat.
Anderx1
I work nights, I have 2 managers and my boss all night, every night. I bust my ass off, but they're great people so I don't mind it.
mybrothersmario
I have 2 operations managers, no building managers at all, it's beautiful.