LogicDude
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Aug 14, 2022 3:33 PM
LogicDude
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theinternetkeepsmealive
Awesome neighbour
Biggless9
"Also, might get a good, higher caliber assault rifle for when the fuckwad comes back to shot you."
aluminumfalconjumpercables
NRA says same sh*t to keep the guns flowin
NotMyRealNameForResearchReasons
Somebody buy this guy a 22
IdiotSavantTinker
Or one of the more powerful and terrifying air guns.
AnsysGuru
Marketing flyer plain and simple.
chefChr1s
At least the guy knows who shot him last night while he was working on his car
XFilesnChill
Plot twist: owner was doing repairs
counterintel
Plot twist - they received this note after being shot at while trying to change their oil.
redpandabanana
Idsertian
Oh shit! This is now a Spidey thread!
Peachos
Black Bart out here stealing cat converters is getting lit up by Goddamn Ralphie w/a red ryder, carbine action 200 shot air rifle.
DeKetsendeRechter
Dats racist yo
TheFunGuyinOz
I get that reference
burnsep
I loved taking that thing off the freezer-burned scientist guy. https://images.app.goo.gl/fTGhGF2mksrptf8k7
ColdestOne
I wonder why the perfectly fine first "catstrap" was scratched out
troyandabedpostoniiiiimgur
Draw your attention to it. It's an ad.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
I think you're right. That's the only reason
astrangehop
Maybe he was questioning if it was a real word
packetdog
I hope he had one with bullets to back it up.. fuck this world is crazy..
bindedig
Air guns are not firearms so totally legal , and I would have shot 10-15 times lol
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
Many places (depending on state/country law) DO consider air guns firearms for legal purposes…?♀️
bilborrax
A .22 is the first bullet that's not a bb
mohavewolfpup
My parents lived in a apartment complex with issues and had a 70s ford truck. In the complex was a guy who acted as the neighborhood watch>
mohavewolfpup
One day someone tried stealing the truck and mr neighborhood watch caught him and literally broke his legs. Cops didn’t care, they just>
mohavewolfpup
Averted their eyes and suggestively coached him how to avoid going to jail
nightster07
Nice!
xPheNomEnoNx
Sniperman, sniperman, does whatever a sniperman does
bindedig
Air guns are not firearms so totally legal , and I would have shot 10-15 times lol
HtNrN
Fear not, the weirdly out of place shrubbery is just neighborhood sniperman in his ghilliesuit protecting us!
gridmaker454
or the pie man from the simpsons
Fargus57
Did you say ... shrubbery?
Akaszkronos
Is your neighbour called Jared?
BunnieWigglesworth
I mean, he might be joking, but…
Strangedays2024
gridmaker454
i want the pie man
NeverEnoughFoxes
"Snipein's a good job, mate!"
Ark161
professionals av standards
xcopperx
"I was just trying to seal a hole in my exhaust line when some asshole starting shooting at me officer. Then he left this sick note!"
lindabelchersfirstcousin
My neighbors are fucking dog shit.
Xerxes4242
Should be legal just to pop them on sight anyway, since they are showing an increasing willingness to shoot anyone who confronts them.
ButteryBiscuitBass
Where's that CCTV of the neighbour laughing with the baseball bat as she chases-off motorbike thieves?
AvsFreak
shiftdi3s3l
If this was me, I would have opened fire. I do not want repeat offenders.
ButteryBiscuitBass
“Ha ha, yeaaahhh!” Awesome.
chefChr1s
If I die in my speedo I will be so pissed
DrNick
"Oh yeah!"
Thingamajiggly
So stupid. And that dumb woman acting like she's a victim or something. You knew what was going on, you're a willing participant. Come on
NATA5
Probably just in it to score some meth money.
TheCaptain00
People think you shouldn't defend yourself with a weapon if someone attacks you unarmed. No joke.
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
Well, they’d be wrong. You should expect violent retribution if you decide to commit a crime against me…
experiencemike
Fists can kill. Life or death means anything.
3006mv
Hey man nice shot
nightster07
I wish I could have met you...
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
Now it's a little late
vonKaiser
ButtTrumpett
Can’t wait for the holidays y’all. Listen. Every year we bitch, “too early too early”. Is anyone here ready for some glimmer of happy
hotdoginathermos
RideTheStimutacs
Aww no, it's-- AWW NOOO!
BradAz
There is a reply gif for EVERYTHING
vonKaiser
drduffer
My mother, born in 1920, told me (1952) about sniping the postman in the butt while laying on the top of her parent’s garage @ about 10. >
drduffer
> I was always quite proud of her. First for doing it, and second for being brave enough to tell me, her only boy, about it. ⬆️
FTUG
You'll shoot your eye out!!
WalksWithNoFear
Someone’s eye out for sure.
TiredOldBroad
Elrohn
In order. Rock salt, Birdshot 6,birdhot 6,buck,buck,slug.
LeifTheUnlucky
Idk why people think this way. Birdshot will still easily kill with a center mass shot at "inside the house" range. It'll just be more
LeifTheUnlucky
suffering as they bleed out on the floor.
turomar
I also skip the birdshot. In the time it takes them to bleed out they might shoot back if also armed.
Elrohn
Somewhat out in the sticks.. so, if you made it into the house there, there is a binelli ( Slugs ) to accompany the aforementioned Mossburg.
marthafarquar
Paintball store tested a marker way over the 280FPS limit, owner said "just use it to shoot frozen paintballs at fuckers stealing my bike"
Colodano
When I used to play a bunch it was always a game, gotta see who was actually watching when we tested. Of course we played more outdoors.
Scarecrow241
Marbles work well too. Tagged people with those trying to steal my bike back when I was a kid
drizztx
17mm ball bearings +HPA.
ardtay
Or use pepper spray balls, no one's going to steal a cat after getting hit by a few of those.
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
Nobody better be stealing cats! Lol…
KAPTKipper
In the Canada the limit of air rifles is 500fps , most BB guns are 495fps. That would sting.
CaptainHowdyonmeds
Crosman F4 177 Cal Break Barrel Pellet Air Rifle w/Scope, 1200FPS, Gas Piston $100 at the Wal-Mart!
KAPTKipper
Anything over 500FPS requires a Possession and Acquisition Licence (PAL). So I meant the unlicensed limit.
CaptainHowdyonmeds
So you need a license to own/use anything over 500 fps? I am going to sound like a dumb American here but, we used to have bb gun fights
CaptainHowdyonmeds
In the woods as kids with old daisys. We were not very bright lol
Gibleteousjack
They sell .68 caliber rubber balls for 'practice'.
AllHailTechnoViking
I have some of those. They are called re-balls.
billyrayvirus
I've been to a place that uses these for PvP. They're fine.
AllHailTechnoViking
They also sell balls filled with mace. They are called pepperballs.
PajamaStripes
Ooh! We have some of those! Use them as a non-lethal way to get rid of critters in the yard.
Gibleteousjack
Don't forget the ones filled with oil based paint for marking trees.
Omistaja
What's mace? Except for the medieval weapon?
swanglemydangle
Mase was a 90s rapper. I think he's a minister now.
micicle
Pepper spray
DKEffect
Paintballs don't freeze until about -60, he's full of shit.
wormfood
They have winter fill and normal fill because even if they don't freeze normal fill paintballs hurt a fuck of a lot more in the cold
vigothecruel
I’m not a paintball player is that in degrees F or C?
DKEffect
C
Rauca
Doesn't matter. -40°c = -40°f
ZachariasWolfe
And they said -60, so it does matter as it's not the same temperature.
Rauca
Once the temp has got as low as -40°c anything colder is not worth worrying about.
tzahtman
Kelvin. We all dead.
brandoncornwell
First one, then the other.
MeetYukes
To shreds, you say?
2graves
About the same at that point
ZachariasWolfe
-60°C=-76°F or -60°F≈-51°C that's a pretty significant temperature difference from a human perspective.
2graves
Well ironically, it's still the same temperature ?. I see your point though
enferno8
Sure, but they impart 40-50% more energy into the target @0F. Source: I literally did the experiment in college and wrote a paper.
PolarHailStorm
Cannot upvote your science hard enough.
DildoMussolini
I legit love when people quibble about something so random, and some guy is like "I actually have a PhD in low-gravity orchid cultivation"
Lemuffinmannn
Source: I AM THE SOURCE
TorvicEsSanta
Things are heating up in the cold paintball community
Fuckweasel
That's gonna be bad for keeping the paintballs cold.
Heisanevilgenius
Oh shit
enferno8
Here's one at 70F, 65k fps.
enferno8
And here's one at 0F.
ArcaneEyes
Yeah, science!
OOAKIapparel
TiredOldBroad
Why catalytic converters? What’s so valuable about them? Just about every car has them.
SploogeMcDuck316
Also in places like California, it's illegal to buy most aftermarket converters making oem ones even more valuable.
mcbotulism
They contain small amounts of platinum, palladium and rhodium, which makes them valuable to metal recyclers.
bestbuddygorilla
I think there's something in them that can be sold for scrap. Like when people steal the copper wiring out of houses. I could be wrong tho
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
You are correct! ?
vtlmks
They contain Platinum.
CanadianPunster
Catalytic converters are made with trace amounts of precious metals such as platinum, palladium and rhodium, which makes them valuable
TiredOldBroad
Thanks for the explanations. My work had some jamoke stealing them off the delivery trucks but Dave the warehouse manager caught ‘im!
wormfood
They're also pretty easy to get to
MoonPieTown
You would think after decades of this problem they would've found a solution to make them not so easy to steal
maststick
I think it’s time to buy that kid something with a bit more bite. Like an air rifle? Or bean bag rounds depending on your perspective
BlindMeach
Is a BB gun not an air rifle then? Genuine question
Gibleteousjack
Some can shoot both lead pellets/balls or steel/copper BBs. Pellet rifles are generally soft lead only and steel will damage the rifling.
Gibleteousjack
My Gamo Swarm Magnum is .22 10 round rotary mag in the barrel. One break of the barrel is ~900 fps with heavy lead ~1200 alloy.
Gibleteousjack
I wouldn't advise shooting a human with it because it has enough energy to kill them with a poorly placed shot.
Gibleteousjack
experiencemike
That's sick
Gibleteousjack
Right? If you consider the cost of pellets (bulk $10/500) they're a steal for plinking. There's also a wood stock version.
TheSpanishIndian
Gotta be ready for those thieves.
Nunyajonesinc
Rock salt
itsokimaussie
We used to empty the shot and half fill it with silicone. Used them to shoot cattle that got too close to the camp site.
PyroDragon
Let's all tell Arthur Weasley that this is the function of a rubber duck.
lysani
Those are a complete gimmick and do basically nothing. The "shot" in them and the ducks are very light plastic that can barely fly straight.
happywalker
that could really duck you up :-P
dudethisbetternotbetaken
I just use rock salt rounds. Guaranteed to hurt like a bitch.
ajg0000
You make bath time lots of fun
ArseFaceofOakvale
"Warning: lethal round"
anthrolover6
At the after life: "So how'd you die?" "Oh well I tried to break into a house and dude shot me with rubber duckies."
PineappleLoopsBroether
That sounds like a cheat code in Turock 64
Soberyn
Core memory unlocked
anthrolover6
CLLTHTNMTN
ZebraCockSandwich
When husband took me to get a gun, everyone always went "oh we have a great one for women" and they bring out this pink monstrosity. I 1/
ZebraCockSandwich
HATE pink, and I don't want a purple gun either ffs. So I get a nice revolver and we go to grab ammo. The guy at the store immediately 2/
ZebraCockSandwich
shows us these breast cancer awareness bullets (which I thought was funny) that leave pink residue instead of black. Husband goes "I don't 3
ZebraCockSandwich
think she wants pink bullets" and I go "no no, a pink GUN is silly. Pink bullets are hilarious because the shot guy now has pink residue 4
ZebraCockSandwich
all over him" If I ever am in a situation where I actually need to fire a gun at someone, I feel the pink is appropriate for them. 5
Titty5prinkles
Fuck, ow.
NayaTaylor
“Qwauk”!
KnifeKnut
The medical examiner is going to be very surprised
MysteriousAsTheDarksideOfTHEMOOOOOOOOOOON
bassaro
Oh I can explain. The ME's salary is poor, so he supplements his income by stealing catalytic converters. He's gonna get a faceful of quack.
truespartangaming
"Warning: lethal round" lol getting capped by a rubber duck
BigDaddysMeatWagon
The ducks aren't rubber, they are hard plastic and 100% can kill you.
truespartangaming
The product is called "rubber duck". I made a joke.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
The ducks aren't rubber, they are hard plastic and 100% can kill you.