A whole new world!

May 16, 2024 6:12 PM

HorrorMango

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Sauce: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C62AUiCSB30/

Safe for work and safe for your ears.

Hai Imgurian, you too have a piece of my heart! Thank you for the Accolade. And I hope you have someone that can elevate you in your life!✨

Oh Imgurian forever will you have a piece of my heart! Thank you for the Accolade and may you always rise to any occasion that comes your way!✨

Aye aye yai! Imgurian what are you doing to me?! Of course you have a piece of my heart! Please enjoy this Friday Eve with ppl that will never leave you high and dry! Thank you for the Accolade!✨

Woof! I have never had so much pizza at once! It's gonna make me fat.... Thank you Imgurian! May you always have a special someone that can reach the stuff on the top shelf!✨

Welp Imgurian, lucky for me I don't get tired of pizza or acknowledging how much I appreciate your Accolade! I will always wish you a tall, strong, loving person in your life that appreciates all that you do!✨

All right all right all right Imgurian! I don't think it's a fib to say I once was a short order cook that made pizzas, but I had to move on to bigger and better things. And that's what I wish for you, to find the best people for you life. Thank you for the Accolade!✨

Lord there is sooooo much pizza.... Am I am so happy for it Imgurian. I never feel like I get the short end of the stick! Thank you for the Accolade and do not ever think you are beneath anyone's notice you are awesome!✨

Oooo a Gem Imgurian! Shine on you crazy diamond.... And thank you for the Accolade! A great Friday's Eve is upon you!✨

I don't think I can get enough Gems Imgurian.... Small, tall, large or short, they all shine with a beauty all their own, just like you! Thank you for the Accolade✨

No no nope! I must disagree Imgurian. I am merely a purveyor (as noted by some) of the finest 'IG spam', Suitable for your delectation. In sooth, it is you to whom simply the best belongs! Thank you for the Accolade!✨

Sadly Imgurian, I do not feel original but I am proud to serve those who are original (such as your fine self!) I am only a conduit for these reels to pass through.... Please enjoy Friday's Eve with someone whose joie de vivre matches yours!✨

Whew! Imgurian, it's been a day and I love the Mind Blowing Accolade! I hope that you can have someone in you life that's sooo good that your mind will be blown too! Thank you for the Accolade!✨

Oh Imgurian, it's all fun and games till you can't reach anything amiright? And that's when the entertainment begins! I truly hope you have someone that complements you height and your worth! .....And get to all those hard to reach areas! Have a great night!✨

Oof Imgurian, I am getting a little bloated.... But I'm not giving up! These pizzas empower and push me up to new heights! I hope you to have a special someone that'll prop you up and keep you motivated. Thank you for the Accolade!✨

Am I not entertained?! YES INDEED, thanks to you Imgurian and your Accolade! I know when Friday comes (ahem), you are gonna have an epic weekend. There might not be auroras, but you won't need 'em!✨

Nay nay! Simply not true, my fair Imgurian! You are simply the best and I am but a humble poster of erudite reels, memes and occasional shit post. Thank you and I bid you a fine Friday Eve.✨

By the stars Imgurian! You snuck up on me. The best you say? Oh my no. But good news everybody! You are! I am rubber and you are glue, No take backsies! Thank you for the Accolade, but please have a fantastic weekend in lieu of a bad one!✨

Ok Sneaky Sneakerson! I saw you..... Thank you for the Accolade Imgurian, but you and I both know YOU hold the award for Da Best! You are head and shoulders above me in that category!✨

** Hey y'all! This is not me, but a fresh reel from the finest IG reels. Sorry if you are disappointed!***

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Needs to hit his head on those low hanging lights for the full effect.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

happy spouses lift each other up everyday and show us a new world. +1

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You guys are fucking adorable.

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Why am I hearing the Lion King opening theme in my head?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Cause the title is a Disney reference and got the ball rolling?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do the same thing with my cat except I call it the Sniff Game.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Sniffies at our house! That's a great game!

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Wholesome fucking content dude!

2 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Except that it's ig spam instead of OC

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I love this because he looks genuinely interested in each thing.

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He's sooooooo cute!

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I do the same thing with my cat

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

White cat?

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Partly. White and grey

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh gods... they BOTH have Dad energy...

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Must be weird, being married to your mini-me.

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What a cute couple

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I lost it at the lightbulb

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Uppies?

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

I wish I could get uppies but I'm on the upper side of average for Dutch people

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Uppies!

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Where's the hamster & banana gif!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah, it's criminal it ain't been posted.

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Worry not, Buttery Biscuit. It was posted in the top comment thread /gallery/AFujsFS/comment/2395452313

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Thank you!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just wait until he lets go with his hands and little dude's still held there with that grin on his face

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That is really cute! I would do this with my wife but she is afraid of heights.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You ever hold the door for him?

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Bet ya the tall one is the bottom

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Ouch

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Go Mariners! 💙💚

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GO M's!!!

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This is me at my house. I found out recently there's been hidden snacks on top of the fridge and I am too short to see them! Rude!

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That’s where I hide the snacks from my wife, in the cupboard above the fridge.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yes, that's exactly where I hide them from my wife.

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My wife learned long ago that this is where I hide the snacks, so it no longer works.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He keeps snacks he doesn’t want to share on the top two pantry shelves and above the fridge 😒

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thats ok. I hide my snacks on the bottom shelves. My husband would have to get on his hands and knees to find them.

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Something when my wife says she cleaned the kitchen I pick her up to see on top of the fridge and microwave...... It's decidedly not clean up there... This makes me a bad person.

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Get you a kitchen stepladder.

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“But that’s why I married him!”

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FPV Kitchen drone.

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Instructions unclear, brought down half the building with thermobaric charge.

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So, snacks at ground level, right?

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That poor guy's butthole

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I'm sure the little guy let's the big guy be the top every once in a while.

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That poor guy's pelvis

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Power bottoms rule!

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Been there, done that. My gf is 4'11''. i'm 6'4''

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TOOO SHORT!!! but you do her Paul.

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Is he? Is he ... a hobbit?

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The hat makes me think of the seven dwarves

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If he's a hobbit, I'm a hobbit, and that's pretty much a dream come true. So, for my own sake, I will say that he's a hobbit.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It's possible. He's not wearing shoes, and I'd bet that he has hairy toes.

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Yes

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I once saw a guy at the store whom I could have rested my chin on the top of his head. I'm 5'7" it was fun feeling tall for 30 seconds. I wish I was tall :( I am but average. Which isn't bad. I just wanna be so tall!

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Hey, there’s ladies out there like me that prefer short kings. don’t let the internet make you feel you need to be taller

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Time to learn how to rock some platform heels!

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Man, back in high school I had a goth stage and wore 2 in platform boots that laced up to the knee. I'd kill myself trying now, but then was some rad boots.

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*gets up on a step stool* Listen, I didn't need to be called out like this...

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All the men in my family are 6'+, and my lovely mother is 5'2". So, when I was a hulking teenager, already more than 10" taller than her, she would make me sit down so I wasn't "looking down" at her. It indeed leveled the playing field.

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What? I can't hear you from down there!

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*looks around* Y'all hear a mouse squeaking?

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It's ok, short king.

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Oh God how I hate that term.

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v

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Aw.

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Is diminished duke better? Mini monarch? Little lord? Brief baron? Compressed chieftain?

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Minute Marquee? Pocket Prince?

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Hold on I'll get some chainsaws, looks like some forest people need to be cut down to size (our size so they know how it feels).

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I do know what it's like to be your size. I have to tie my shoes, sit at tables etc.

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Do you regularly bang your head on shelves and cabinet doors? If no, bring on the chainsaws friend.

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Actually as a teenager I did give myself probably multiple concussions when putting away the dishes because I'd hit my head on open cabinet doors. Now, I just hit my head on the underside of countertops.

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Gah! There's no escape from head trauma in the kitchen! I feel your pain. Literally. I just came from getting tea in the kitchen.

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look we're all thinking it... hamster_eating_a_banana.gif

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actually my brain went to "The Mountain vs. The Molehill

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I'm more thinking "how far can he throw him"

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Not seen the tent in tent bag one for a while either

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He could be 200 pounds of dynamite with a 2 inch fuse.

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So true, lol … something on the littler one must be quite elastic.

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I read that as Homestar and got really confused

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Da email, da email, wha wha da email

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Dick size doesn't correlate to height.

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According to a 2015 review, height is moderately correlated with flaccid or stretched penis length, while seven studies found weak correlation, and two studies found no correlation.

Penile dimensions are correlated with somatometric measures, such as height, weight, and BMI. However, height and foot size would not serve as practical estimators of penis length.

Genetics is the most important predictor of penis size

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I was thinking

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Gobblin'

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I read it in their voices lol

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Nott! No teeth!

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I was just trying to decide what kind of sandwich to make for lunches... haven't had chipped beef in a while...

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What comic is this?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Can't be that many comics with sunbreaker in it, put in a little effort yo...

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Here's an excerpt from the original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSg_t02HTtU , which lead -- as it does -- to fanart, including the above and this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzGRDxwVK2U

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Just a scale.

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As a tall, big guy, this is too hopeful

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As another big 'n' tall, yeah. Sometimes it just makes the proportions look... off

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I feel bad for the tallest bros and ppl with expectations. no one seems to know that bone size is not proportional to boner size.

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I have an average dick, but because of my proud shoulders and muscular legs, it makes it look small

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But do mouths?

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Depends on the head?

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I wish y'all would stop that. It sets an unrealistic expectation. I've seen more people under 5'6" with bigger cocks than me and I'm 6'6".

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The biggest cock I've ever seen was on a guy who topped out at maybe 5'5" and 180lbs.

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The weight of his dick prevented further growth...

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His body knew there would be only so much blood available and we should respect that choice.

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Legit felt bad for the guy. He was about 6" length, and close to an inch in girth. We had a lot of fun, but that wasn't the norm for most of his experiences, and most of the sex he was getting was due to his size and nothing to do whatsoever with his personality. He's a really sweet guy. I hope, in the future, penis reductions are a possible thing because having a huge cock can absolutely negatively impact your day to day life.

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Hey, you know what they say about men with big feet.... they have to buy big shoes.

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They have a lot of sole

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I wish i could shoe shop like normal people. I have to order all mine. 😿 Size 16 shoe here. They're also always ugly. No nice shoes for us clowns.

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Size 14 here, I hate how I just border the edge of not available ever, and more often than not it's something I have to order.

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Jokes on you, the short guy is built like a horse down there, and the tall dude is below average

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wait is this known

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So long as he isn't hung like a priest.

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Exactly as it should be. They deserve privacy! /S

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