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Sep 14, 2016 12:01 PM
PompatusOfLove
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datUkrainian
Listen to the live version of 10 crack commandments, biggie def says "rule number uno"
xXxgrandmalover69xXx
Fuck I hate rap
nonojuice
More. Just more. Do it now. I demand this, internet stranger!!! I love it
iambient
OP, I hereby dub thee Tha Real MVP though
eclect0
This tickles my inner pedant immensely
hw97karbine
damn that's a sexy bitch:
pinkisevul
AnythingMuchShorter
"You shoot me down, but I won't fall, I am titianium" but being shot down means you fell.
Kalid19
#1 He didn't try very hard.
wubb4lubb4dubdub
Lol, you have to watch RapCritic on YouTube :3
yourfriendlyneighbourhoodblackman
I loved him on deadend hiphop
iShouldBeWorking42
It's called the poetry of the streets because they all write like they were hit by a bus
SuzetteTheSmoreSchnappsGirl
some do. not all
TrumpIsASentientCircusPeanut
conspiramid
Best Coast - "I'm always waiting waiting by the phone. I hope that he's at home, waiting by his phone.." One of you has to call the other.
PoopingIsLife
My boyfriend hates it that I like this band haha! She's gotten better with in new album hahaha
KStudios
Just found a new meme I like... And it's even better cause it's actually old, so there's probably lots of it.
ScottyPOnThe123
'i don't got no type' is the only one where you're wrong brother - double negative
HooperAintchaWatchin
#1
letsSmokeSomeMeth
Rick Ross was dropped from major sponsors like reebok for the molly in her drink reference
Counterfit
They didn't drop him for using the wrong slogan in a song?
ThatSandman
Do rock artists fuck up like this
holodecktheory
I want more!
jjooler
This kind of shows how dumb rappers can be..
charlelling
winchent
don't try to put logic into these rappers, they literally only know how to rhyme words, they're like small children with millions of dollars
PompatusOfLove
That black figure dude should shut the fuck up!
AlkeneThiol
Fascinating
EatUrShorts
You're in for a treat
PompatusOfLove
I knew that when I posted this! Hopefully they cancel each other out!
trickee
Was this your most upvoted comment? We gonna need some of that context...
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trickee
Thanks!
db17k
pretty good,
tumoore
Wat? Butterfly doors? Lamborghini - scissor doors, Mercedes -Gullwing doors, I like Koenigsegg's dihedral synchro-helix doors, personally.
sebastionloeb
Koeniggsegg does everything better
ISellUsedPantiesToStrangersInDarkAlleys
My dream is to ride one
ISellUsedPantiesToStrangersInDarkAlleys
But what's a suicide door?
wakbat
Backward hinge opening door. Like the ones on a Mazda RX-8.
Counterfit
Or some 60s Lincolns.
trolol12
Sharon
TheAtomicTangerine
https://giphy.com/gifs/legends-ozzy-osbourne-black-sabbath-fU5YmfnejejD2
RelevantImgurian
Her name was Sharon. Her name was Sharon! Her name was Sharon!!
charlelling
ooohh titty boy.
Solid5outof7
Cream Fraische?
theeviltaco
Gullwing doors go up. Butterfly: up diagonally. Swan: out and slightly up. Falcon: up like gullwings with a second hinge. Scissors: scissor.
whatisimgurallabout
Thank you, that was bothering me!
SeriousCloud
Suicide: backwards
Counterfit
I need to find an example of falcon doors.
jaycatsby
What about Jay-Z: "Sippin from my cup till it runneth ova" whatt?
TheNotoriousChoppaChainz
Maybe he didn't finish. Maybe he meant "runneth ova my face" haha
stickitinuryolo
You can't get rich if you spend all your money.
jaycatsby
Ok, but if the cup is like your bank account and the liquid is your money, he is saying spending your money until you're rich? Still dumb
stickitinuryolo
"cup runneth over" means having more than you need. so sip until you are rich. I'm not saying it makes total sense, but it's not nonsense
jaycatsby
Fair enough
jaycatsby
Unless the "runneth ova" is more akin to spilling and means your bank account emptying. Even so, pretty silly way to say that
karmachromatic
300 like the Romans- 300 in Roman numerals is XXX...
karmachromatic
Thanks everyone! I guess I gotta brush up on my Roman numerals lol. Thanks for informing me!
ThisNameDoesntMatter
That's 30. 300 is CCC.
idothingshere
X = 10. C = 100
NachoPete
Oh honey... bless your heart.
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
30 = XXX, 300 = CCC
Counterfit
I like 30 porn
dirtymanwhore
300 is CCC in Roman, which also stands for calm, cool, and collected. So he keeps is calm, cool, and collected like the Romans
SuzetteTheSmoreSchnappsGirl
were the Romans really cool calm and collected tho?
NekkidSnek
WHY YOU ASKIN ALL THESE QUESTIONS, MAKING STATEMENTS, ASSUMING?
TheHeavilyArmedRat
Assuming my gender?
TardWrangl3r
Classic
justamug
That video is fuckin hilarious
trickee
https://youtu.be/C1pkVrHKDik
TheSuperSaiyan4
.
thesmallmusical
This is a national treasure.
doodlebut88
i have never seen this so i have to say "thanks".
MyFavoritesAreWallpapers
This guy redefines how to move your lips for emphasis
nemesis7878
First time seeing this. It's fuckin' great.
CountCarophyllale
BITCH I WRAP IT UP
NekkidSnek
This fucking song never gets old
PastaIsLife
Holy shit, his face when he does the guy's side lmao. And the third dude that pops out of nowhere, I'm dead.
MycolTheFunguy
Wtf did I just spend the last 4 minutes of my life watching?
JebediahJones
Why you asking all these questions?
BattousaiJoe
Hope he doesn't start assuming >:(
NdotGreeze
Fire except for the keeping it 300 like the romans. 300 in Roman numerals is CCC as in cool calm collected.
Caaaarlthatkillspeople
That one always bothered me
ThisNameDoesntMatter
Good God some people here hate so hard.
3vieTheEevee
whyisthisusernametaken
As a huge fan of Kanye and a fan of that song... He doesn't sound cool and calm at all.
ICanBelieveItsProbablyMargarine
That's not how any of this works
JobyJob
Holy shit.
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
kayakhero
I thought Spartans were Roman...
datUkrainian
There's no way Kanye is smart enough to have that in mind. Let's be real
TrippingPocahontas
he could have heard it somewhere
CapitalizingOnTheAbsenseOfAReasonableUsernameCharacterLimit
I thought the general consensus was that he was a good lyricist despite everything else?
sloppyjoeska
Man I love Kanye as much as the next, but come on
Buckbeak1486
You are being sarcastic by saying you like Kanye, right?
LuckyWristbands
okay but isn't 3 just III
VeryCoolDude
C stands for 100 so CCC means 300
LuckyWristbands
Ohhhh okay. The downvoted kinda hurt because this is all I really needed to know
outofthenightthatcoversme
I think that's giving him too much credit. That's like that shit that says bae stands for "before anyone else."
Dormammu
I only ever use bae for "bacon and eggs" So much better.
outofthenightthatcoversme
This, I can get behind!
dogestyle
ahahah oh wow
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
I legit thought Bae came from Rumpelstiltkins nickname for his son on Once Upon a Time.
itisafarfarbetterthingthatido
YESS hahahaha
TrippingPocahontas
honestly i thought that's what 'bae' meant. What else would it be? Babe with no enunciation on the b?
xuriV
Yeah. Derives from boo. lolol
YourWaifuIsTrash
That's what I've always heard anyone who actually used it call it
outofthenightthatcoversme
Yup. Just babe without the second b.
Anonsy
Truly he is a lyrical genius.
FantasticEmu69
If he's a lyrical genius, then the end is closer than I thought
BlatantPlagiarism
The voice of a generation!
charlelling
Thank you!!
ReleaseTheKracken
A generation of fucktards and mutts
DonaldTrumpImpersonator
Also, a gay fish
ReleaseTheKracken
I doubt that that retard even knew it.. you're trying to cover his fuckup like all of his other fuck ups;breathing, still being alive..etc
SimonPeggOnTheFirstDate
A lot of his lyrics are like this. He's actually a pretty smart dude. Check out genius.com they annotate songs.
KeepCalmAndSnorlax
They annotate but they often find meaning in the lyrics that are total bullshit. Some of the annotations are too much of a stretch
ExpatProblems
I have a BA in Eng lit. You'd be surprised how often that happens in canon. It's really not a big deal.