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Schrodinger DUMP SFW.
Sep 5, 2023 5:33 PM
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Cptbluebeard7
#1 that's two words
ricpaul
Talligan
#2 it's K2O. MgO was right though
ScottPerri
As for Schrodinger's Cancer that is what MAGA did with Covid, they didn't get tested so even when sick they would say "it's not Covid".
chewybrian
#14
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bikergeek6249
#1 There's a less harmful version where someone makes a joking comment about some sort of weird sexual practice or kink or fetish and then decides whether they're going to admit to being into it depending on what response they get. Like the thing in Wayne's World about being attracted to Bugs Bunny in drag. Or Aubrey Plaza joking on a talk show about wanting to wear a diaper.
thecanadianwhoatethemoose
But just remember, Starfish... LOVES YOU!
TitosUpNotDirtyWithBlueCheeseOlives
Schroedinger's emoticon :):
DesdemonaMoor
#7 was likely very intentional.
jetact12
#1 yes! I have had the misfortune to meet this asshole a number of times.
phobosorbust
#1 is just standard Republican humor, is it not?
JadeNB1729
Republican "humor"
QuartzPoker
#13 the thing about Schroedinger's Cancer is kind of true. Your body has malformed, potentially cancerous cells forming all the time, and usually your immune system can deal with it. The cells that go on to form tumors are the ones that slip through the cracks.
MidasClaw
#2 The line with Nitrogen should go Oxygen tried to flirt with Nitrogen and she said NO or she was turned ON!
petresun
Nitrogen tried to flirt with Oxygen, she said NO and everybody in the bar got really happy for some reason.
ShiftyBat
That last one is like that Mitch Hedberg roundabout AIDS test joke - "I call up my friend and say, dude, do you know anyone who has AIDS? And he says No, and I say 'Cool, cause you know Me.'"
aShogunNamedMarcus
#4 The radio's playing some forgotten song
Brenda Lee's "Coming On Strong"
The road has got me hypnotized
And I'm a-speedin' into a new sunrise
AxelBeingCivil
somethingstupidandclever
#4 i actually grew up next to the guy that invented the radar detector, mike valentine. Youd think the guy Watt would have also thought to invent the thing that detects the thing, right?
crackblind
Why? He already knew it existed.
Sprinx
#5 I feel like this is where every news article that reports on anything tech-related, they label it “AI”.
wheresthehill
#13 was Schrödinger’s Covid.
JadeNB1729
SCHRÖVID
sfrinlan
#13 I think the use of Schrodinger here would imply that you are in a superposition of both having and not having cancer
whyaminotstudying
Fuck that noise. I want to watch an anime based on the first two images in that panel.
TheDrunkenWrench
Speaking from experience, your body will decide the outcome through the failure of another system. My superposition was quantified through intestinal bleeding. CT scan and biopsy confirmed that the tumor was in fact alive and well.
kanibal101
STFU nerd
sfrinlan
Burke616
The problem is, your body is observing whether or not you have cancer, even if your doctor isn't.
sfrinlan
I think most Schrodinger jokes fail to that test, though, so I try to be at least a little forgiving, but this one completely disregarded the entire thing as if Schrodinger somehow equates to "ignorance means it doesn't exist"
FortKnoxbutforBagels
Hey, it worked for covid when the government stopped testing! Pandemic over! /s
Burke616
Fair. "It isn't real until you acknowledge it" is the rubric for childhood injuries, not Schrodinger.
Heisanevilgenius
I hate when Schrodinger jokes are "it can be one or the other" NO, IT'S BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS EITHER ONE OR THE OTHER
x1xruex1x
#1
DaddySchlongleg
#12 according to Stephen Jay Gould (famous biologist), there is no such thing as a fish.
lazerfrog
I remember hearing that too, mostly from the podcast of the same name. But isn’t fish a class of taxonomy rather than a species?
LarvaLamp
I looked that up. It's because there is so much variation in the group of animals we call "fish", there isn't a group of traits you can say all fish have. Except, like, skin, maybe.
fireclanninja1337
#12 at one point in English fish meant everything in the ocean.
JadeNB1729
Hence the phrase "there's plenty more fish in the ocean."
RoutemasterFlash
German is much the same, e.g. 'Tintenfisch' (ink-fish) for octopus. In fact, in German, pretty much any animal is a fish, a pig, a mouse, or a handful of other creatures, with some adjective or modifier in front.
MileysVirus
What do you call it when you are asked if you would still vote for trump at the republican debate and you wait to see if the other candidates raise their hand / audience approves before you raise your hand?
JadeNB1729
I am a courageous, independent thinker! (Looks around.) Right?
RevengeIsIceCream
Cowards.
TheHuntedSnark
#8 The P is silent, as in terodactyl.
Bunnies007
The P is silent, as in swimming pool.
Wikipedo
It's why you can never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet (because the P is silent).
bikergeek6249
Snooj
The P actually sounds like F, as in pasta.
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
Or during a sit-down wee.
DaDemian
I chuckled and nearly woke the baby
JanusLeeJones
Let's not forget that Schrodinger was a massive sexual predator.
RoutemasterFlash
I knew he lived in a menage-a-trois with his wife and another woman - I just looked on Wikipedia and, yeesh, I did not know about his thing for very young girls.
boruto
Can I get a citation on that? I'll admit I don't know jack about him, other than the cat thing
wereallwronghere
Odds are very high if you search the life story of a famous physicist, psychologist/psychiatrist, or medical doctor, you're gonna have a bad time.
JadeNB1729
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erwin_Schr%C3%B6dinger#Sexual_abuse
Bonchoman
#13 They need to stop testing for cancer immediately!
didgeboy287
Don't look in!
phobosorbust
yes, that strategy worked brilliantly for covid infection rates
JadeNB1729
I have it on good authority from my plumber, who was angry that I was wearing a mask, that COVID is completely over. I told that to my two friends who currently had COVID, but it didn't seem to help them somehow.
phobosorbust
clearly they needed more tots and pears...
phobosorbust
every time anyone's said anything about me wearing a mask I reply "this thing doesn't help me a bit, it only protects you if I'm sick. I'd need all of you to wear one to protect me, so thanks for that." Some of them even had the decency to be embarrassed afterwards. Not many, but not none.
Bunnies007
The serving presented was not huge. However, what this dish lacked in volume was more than made up for in it's piquancy and variety. Those flavours, the familiarity of which might incline us to assume them condemned to meet the fate of all things that familiarity breeds, were countered by the novel and the refreshing. Perhaps a chef to look out for in the future.
Sticklebrickk
5/7
TheBunnyPants
Ah, a true dump connoisseur and a critic.
pyaremohan
kerico
Can I favorite a comment?
Phoenix0153
LittleLordThudleroy
A Harvard professor said you're only to have 6.memes.with each dump.
Samerious
Tell that nerd to shut the fuck up.
samwyze
Is that the local community college?
JadeNB1729
I went to a place called Harford Community College. If you slurred "I went to Harford" enough, it was true but usefully misleading!
zebulorg
Tell that nerd to shut the fuck up
AsAHistorian
I would love so much to see a wave of smaller, more digestible dumps around here. A 10 meme dump is substantive; a 50 meme dump is overwhelming and taxing on the senses.
DatSEAsian4ever29
Exactly..also themed dump wld be nice too
samwyze
Especially when you have something to say about post 16-35. The strain of keeping that remark in your head long enough to scroll down to comment can be incredibly unnerving.
OuchYoureonmyhair
If you have the app, tap on the image, then tap the message symbol at the bottom. It will automatically add the link back to the pic and you can keep scrolling.
samwyze
Whoa! No fucking way! It works! God damn, I miss user manuals. I don't have time to mindlessly tap every shape to figure out what it does. Thank you.
OuchYoureonmyhair
My reaction exactly when I decided to read through my 132-page car stereo manual that I had installed two years ago and found out what I was missing. You're welcome!
JadeNB1729
It's actually legal to comment before finishing the dump.
samwyze
But impossible to comment without scrolling to the comment section. Nobody said anything about finishing the dump.
JadeNB1729
True. I usually refresh so at least I'm just scrolling past 15 pictures rather than 50.
ShooterMcGavinsBreakfast
I got ten years for that
JadeNB1729
10 years of browsing Truth Social. It's a harsh sentence.