When you dishonor your family and have to commit Sudoku

Jan 23, 2017 12:19 PM

r/funny

I fucking love making this joke to my friends.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Air escaped my nose rapidly, you get your +1.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuck my boss you heard me laugh so hard he asked if I was ok. dammit imgur lol

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Didn't even finish?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is so old, why is this being treated like it's new

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally I'm relevant!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not going to lie the first thought I had was why's Minesweeper on that guy's chest

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Somebody took the drawing effort of drawing a sudoku ontop of a corpse but not the effort to use the numbers correctly, artsy people...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't the numbers be upside down?

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He doesn't look Australian to me

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He used magic

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*raughs*

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This smells like Robbaz humor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love to play Seppuku

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's got 2 twos in the middle row 2 3s in the left vertical and 2 7s in the middle bottom square, no wonder he killed himself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, that's a type of puzzle. You're thinking of Suzuki

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No that's a automobile company, you're thinking of Shazam

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No that's something else. What he's doing is obviously the "Senpai notice me"

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No that's something else. What he's doing is obviously the "Senpai notice me"

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D: I'm so disturbed. This isn't funny. What is wrong with you?! That sedoku has repeating numbers in the same row!! D:

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r/saw it on 4chan like 6 years ago

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Dishonor on your cow

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stolen from http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/commit-sudoku with first examples dated 2006

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Fuckin lol

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You sunk my battleship!

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I know that feeling

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Wasn't there a Hellraiser film about this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Death Masks, in the Dresden Files series. Very good read, the whole collection.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, had a Canadian buddy recommend them years ago. Ended up watching the TV series, but still intend to read.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forget; can someone tell me the actual term for killing yourself when you've dishonored someone by cutting yourself in half?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Suppuku 切腹 or Harakiri 腹切 which are the same word with the kanji reversed. The first is the Chinese pronunciation, the 2nd Japanese

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, butter of the peanut.

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Made me forget the actual word for a moment.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ka·mi·ka·ze

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For a moment. It's sepukku.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jigai

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Two 3s vertically on the right. Death is no justice for this hideous crime.

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And two 2s horizontally in the center

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Forgive me padre for i have sinned

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But half life 3 got confirmed.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Two 5s vertically on the left too!

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And two 2s horizontally. He deserves more than torture before death.

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

That's why he brought shame on his family.

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He's got two 2's in the middle row. Dishonour indeed.

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Hah ! This is like always the top comment when this is reposted

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fail!

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I'm glad he dead

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I'm glad he dead

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and two 7's in the bottom middle box I think

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And 2 5s in the left column

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And 5

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Two 5's in the same row as well

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An Asian unable to do math. The greatest dishonour upon his entire family... there was only one possible action.

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And 3 threes in far right column

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There is three 2's actually :)

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Two 3s on the right

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thats a column you fuckwit. perspective ftw

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You have strong opinions on the difference between rows and columns. And wrong opinions, as it turns out. It's horizontal. Row.

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perspective makes a world of difference. if looking from the side, even if the numbers are sideways, they are columns, from that perspective

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy smokes, Imgur rises to a whole new level in argumentative obscurantism.

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We always need to strive to be better. Why should that be limited to bettering ourselves? I wanna be able to argue over anything.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No beheading for him!

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Two sevens in the bottom middle square

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He just needs to start again.

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its ok, he can scrape it off and start over

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Also two 5's on the left side

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And two 3's on the right

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This guy seriously suck at sudoku. Shameful dispray!

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The bottom one could be a 2

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no if you look at the other 2's they are flat bottom and strait out not curled like that one is

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Goodness he deserved it

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Found the Brit.

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Dutch actually, but what's a Channel between friends?

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Blimey, I wasn't aware us brits were a rarity to be found!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dial back the sarcasm from 12, April Ludgate.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

There must be dozens of you left. We got our Brit from Ebay .Certificate says he's Cockney.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

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Much shame to the family...

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Famiry*

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Haha too true -Asian of some description.

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Thats korean, you ㅅㅂ.

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There's a circle, cir-tainly Korean.

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my bet is on cunt or imbecile

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It means 'courage'.

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Dude I don't even know it's all confusing

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[ㅅㅂ] [The] -Google Translate

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It's not actually a whole word, just characters.

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That's disappointing.

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I spoke to my Korean friend and she said it's part of the word shit

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I'm guessing "Shit bag" for "sb"

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No you ㅅㅂ it means "ㅅㅂ"!

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Lol you 똥 구멍 pie

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