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Sep 24, 2017 3:05 AM

Felman

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#3 Big Bang Theory...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This man has never seen a goose.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

lol you fucking name your layers? Git gud with a sea of "layer #", scrub!!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"when you accidentally switch to your front camera" - Source: precumming

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...geese are actual brutal to each other. The males violently (and often brutally) mate with females. The males also have corkscrew penises.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

@s8n

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Geese are fucking evil. Often enough to other birds and other Geese.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Upvoting for beeves

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am struggling to find a context in which to use beeves...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does #4 think Gatorade does?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone got sauce for that 2 page essay?

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

Umm dot?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also that gay divorce court idea is a gold mine. Please tell me there's one already.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Thanks. That's a bummer.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#3 MRW I watch "Fuller House"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MRW my wife watches When Goes the Heart (holy fuck is the acting bad)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haven't seen it but I don't think it'd be any good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://consumerist.com/2011/02/07/yep-there-was-semen-in-the-yogurt/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you know what semen taste like? Like by itself? That just wouldn't be something my palette would identify.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people are happily familiar with the taste.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude, it's 2000+, why do people act like blowing a job is something special?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is special and I think private. So maybe this lady is a hero for knowing exactly what it taste like! They're chefs who can't 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 differentiate between spices! So I guess that's my point.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was playing Dante's Inferno and accidentally condemned someone to hell instead of pardoning their sins, didn't save before; restarted game

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure I will never not be able to play a good aligned character...

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I played through Infamous as the good guy like 3 times. Then I got bored and curious and started throwing Hellfire rockets at civillians.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I felt so fucking bad; went through like an hour and a half of game playing just couldn't go through with it.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

When that happens I'm just sad I might miss gameplay.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta take the good path, but if it lets me also be a sarcastic jackass at the same time, so much the better.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0