It's True

Apr 6, 2018 10:07 PM

abundanceofcreation

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Somebody just read Hey Nostradams

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God is inherently paradoxical through His infinite nature. God is now here and nowhere at the same time. What is God?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

G odis now he re

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

how do illiterates read it?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s kind of the point of the sign.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

If it was anywhere but on a church sign, maybe. Very doubtful as is.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If "God is now here", where has he been? Why wasn't he there previously? Isn't him being everywhere, all the time, his shtick?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What did the First Baptist Church in Newton do to make God coming back even a thing?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Tao that can be named is not the Tao.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God is no where. Horrors in world confirm this daily

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

First baptist church in Newton, there i read it. checkmate atheist and christians

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This deserves moar upvotes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Godis now here. (Godis is swedish for candy in case anyone is wondering). - And after typing that, I realize how dark that joke beame.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I was gonna say that too. :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you even kern, bro?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Church of scientogy poeople don't know how to read, shame

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone will read it two ways, because THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF IT.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Godis (candy in swedish) now here!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Christian folk I still read it as "God is nowhere."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter how it reads, wherever he is he isn't doing shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well played, evangelicals. From nowhere to now here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took me a bit to see the non-heathen version.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Godisno where?

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 3

That’s how I read it too, and I’m religious haha. I was like “wait how is it supposed to be read?”

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I think they may have meant it as "God is now here" and it took me wayy too long to figure that out.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Go dis now here

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go disnowh ere

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EREHWONSIDOG

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Spacing is absent

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

I'm 99% sure that when I was a Christian, I would have read it as "God is nowhere."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit Jesus, this is why you check your kerning and tracking.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A real designer! You know the difference between kerning and tracking!♥️

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed! Similar, but an important difference!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm also glad someone else got the joke. :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go dis now here

8 years ago | Likes 929 Dislikes 4

Thought the same thing, upvote for you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

G odison ow her e

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 3

New phone who dis

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok I will dis them now, here.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you say so

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God i snow here

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Damn millenials, and their avacado toast.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

Avacodos are meant to be eaten like apples. Damn fascists

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know it's preventing them from home ownership

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Agnostics read both simultaneously

8 years ago | Likes 545 Dislikes 5

I tried to focus on what appeared pigeons on the ground

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Schrodinger’s god.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a Wiccan I read both but with flashes of glitter

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Agnostics see the sign and aknowledge the fact that they don't know how it was intended to be read.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

This needs more upvotes

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm an agnostic and I dunno about that

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah yes the lazy man atheist

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes we do.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

A S T H E T I C A G N O S T I C

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

While drinking Dr. Pepper

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Is it a cola, or a root beer? No one knows and no one could know!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...this is a reference to a show, right? I can't place it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

South Park; For whatever reason, Cartman gets sent to an Agnostic foster home.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No it was Kenny, I think he got taken from his parents by CPS or something.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But they aren't sure which one it really is

8 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 2

No one does

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm agnostic and I'm pretty sure it's "God is now here" given that it's a baptist church sign

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I read it as god is "nowhere" like, "omnipresent" and/or non-existent... Had NOT thought of "now here"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aren't omnipresence and non-existence essentially opposites?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yea.. So I guess no "and" just "or". Bad habit of mine to put both. Point is I got both meanings from the same one sentence, rather than two

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God, I snow here.

8 years ago | Likes 1802 Dislikes 3

Found the Canadian.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's Montana's state motto for this winter.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know nothing god snow

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I guess there's 3 types of people..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mom told me snow is gods poo

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8 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

STAY AWAY FROM MY STUFF, wait this isn't the YMCA...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 7, 2018 2:40 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Spaces save memes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude deleted post and username, what did I miss?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Posteda reply to the wrong comment, then forgot what I was gonna reply. You missed the fresh fry batch

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hear cocaine is a way to reach God so hey, have an upvote.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Found the Minnesotan

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 away from the triple!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God is now her E(x) ?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Had damn feminists

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My name is batman. I mean snowplow Nate

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take that Trebeck

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then there's this guy....

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Go Dis Nowhere

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Atheist. It took me a hot minute to realize what the christian way was.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Mind helping out a fellow heathen? I still don’t get it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God is now here

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh duh. I like “nowhere” better. Cheers

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is it bad I'm Christian and read that as God is nowhere....

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

You are now atheist.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, it communicates that God is both transcendent and immanent. Theologian Karl Rahner had a lot to say about it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

not bad, but youre still an idiot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Good thing your internet opinion means nothing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you're still needlessly insulting

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fun fact: personal attacks (especially "attacks on people based on their [...] religion") *can* be reported, not just downvoted.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Done and done, thanks for handing me the gun.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Christian, still read this as God is no where. This is just bad design.

8 years ago | Likes 355 Dislikes 6

Same here

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NOW here? ok supposedly omnipresent but NOW he's here? Bad design for many reasons :P

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or, perhaps you're a closet atheist and this was the test.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I mean I'm pretty sure if you tried hard enough "god is nowhere" could be used biblically

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or an art instillation.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TBF, there's not an absence of Christian theologians who would have said "God is no where" can be an accurate depending on interpretation.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Negative theology operates with the assumption that our limited vocab is better at describing what God is /not/. Paul Tillich argued that /1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that if God created the concept of existence, then God is outside of that concept (and is more the ground of being rather than a being).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For real. And doesn't "God is now here" Imply alot of things? Like rapture or whatever?

8 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

Thanks man

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THAT'S WHAT THE SECOND VERSION WAS?!

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

It took me finding this comment to get it.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Only thing it implies in my mind, is that there was a time when God was not there. But isn't God supposed to be omnipresent?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Depends in which christian faith technically. Even the catholics didn’t believe that until about 4 or 500 A.D

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could also be that the church was previously "godless" in the sense that the leadership there were corrupt and now they're not.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think it depends on how much of what a person believes is based on illiterate priests from the dark ages.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm all for bashing modern ignorance, but in a twist of irony priests/monks from the dark ages are responsible for the fall of creationism.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there a place I could read more on this, cause that sounds interesting.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm, it's not really talk about specfically, but vikings loved burning shit. Christian Monks protected that shit, often books.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0