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OP is all 4 nuns
Bowl0f0ranges
/AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
frankbankspanks
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ForgivingCat
Toonvectors? Back in the day we called them clipart.
SilentZed
I thought this was going to be about a religious based come back of 4 Non Blondes.
mynameisleumas
JesusChristBackAgain
What do you do if you have a penis?
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
Teabag the holy chalice
PhenTsoksar
It's been a while since I've seen a good joke... ty OP
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
Cool :) check out the others
TripUpStairs
One I hadn't heard.
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
Heh, cool. It's a classic
CaramelGod
4 nuns 1 bowl...
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
8 cups (if you get me?)
SexCopFirePenis
this joke was funny when I first heard it 30 years ago +1
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
Yeah it's a classic
Kelebohil
On the same friggin day. Survived NP
kevibhoy67
Funfact: My cousin who is a priest in Scotland was struck by lightning TWICE as he was playing golf. On the same friggin day. Survived NP
CthulhuPanda
Do I think that fourth nun in #1 is getting into heaven?
daMinz
I lost 5 friends to this joke. It was worth it
smoothoperators
That was fantastic
dustmywets
AmyRumblePie
I was sure she was going to say, “I Have a Penis!”
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Re: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 4 NUNS? LOL! NSFW!
MitchBeaucannon
471 people haven't.
TITANEUM
It's not THAT bad.
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
Who said bad? I'm just poking fun at how old the joke is.
Iprefermypunsintended
Uncle Joe love this joke. Hi uncle Joe
Daughee
Yeeey.. i think this had been the first joke i've ever heard. It was around 4th grade and I went around telling everybody
animal531
I'll take the 1st nun, and err, show her around.
CirB
Nunnat on tainneet juoda kahvia...
Astaaroth
Yaay i understood most of it, that finnish course is working!!
dockedteacher
I'm liking hard
DefinitelyNotDavidDuchovny
I think I've seen the fourth nun in californication
PornhubsFirstTree
At Peter
igniteice
Seriously, how does someone go through the trouble of putting text on everything and miss something like this?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I had a better joke when I was being a door to door A-hole giving out free roof inspections. When I went up this walkway between the (1)
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
driveway and the door. I noticed it was fucking slippery. Idiot who designed this had the walkway have the same tile as the type I use (2)
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
and go to heaven. Then I had the mental image of St. Peter going, "INSURANCE FRAAAUUUUD!" (5/5)
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
communities, where there's elderly people everywhere with big houses. I decided that they're just trying to accidentally cash in early (4)
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
on my kitchen floor, so it was slippery from the fucking rain. It donned on me this neighborhood is one of those rich retirement (3)
baldewok
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
I can only read this in an English accent for some reason. It's the way he mouth moves I think.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I didn't even realize I was doing it.
Scattle
Shite on moi tits
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
her* ;)
Fumbledpersonality
Obligatory "did you just assume his gender?"
cgray1208
First nun looks like Kate Upton.
mrsuave
and the 4th looks like Larry David
cgray1208
Agreed. Nice catch! The second one looks like Jane Lynch. Your move.
mrsuave
3rd is Jennifer Hudson. Now name the movie.
cgray1208
The vastly under-rated epic of The Three Stooges.
cgray1208
A solid 5/7 for me!
iamagrocerybag
Two nuns were in the bath and one said to the other, "Where's the soap?" And the other nun replied, "Yes, it does rather, doesn't it?"
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
@ImExplainingTheJoke
iamagrocerybag
The other num was doing naughties with the soap... And wearing it away
siunatsu
How the hell does one masturbate with a soap?
iamagrocerybag
Rubbing..
siunatsu
Best case scenario: "rubbing" soap into vulva/vagina would lead to irritation/itchiness; worst-case scenario: UTI. None of this sounds good.
badassmuthawhodonttakenocrapoffanobody
Clean the sin as you commit it
siunatsu
Oh, Father, how can it be a sin when it feels so good and so right?