TheGhostofElizabethShue
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Jul 10, 2018 4:51 PM
TheGhostofElizabethShue
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137
FP Edit: The internet works fast: https://i.imgur.com/St65MPS.jpg
TheMermaidQueen
They totally had sex.
mrputter
PAЯTY CANNoN
IlluminaBlade
Are there rainbow goths?
MinorityOpinion
They've achieved parroty!
jamiewilliamhyatt7
Every guy wants a goth gf. A ggf
natabus
Half Goth, Half Raver = Gravers.
MrSafetyCatch
This is what happens when a hippy and a goth have kids, Punks!
DojoHero
Semi goth?
WildStingingMapleleaf
That is so fucking adorable it’s making me angry
bitemark
Minmshrsht
The colors are amazing. look at the blue-green ones :O Kiwi you old dog you!!!
HamSauce
HaveAReply
Have a reply
SalsaCat
You too.
DNelson1
This is the 4th time this has made the FP in 2 days
wolflegend9
https://i.giphy.com/media/HQycZ9vqWVtba/200.gif
boopityboopboop
JediSayRelax
They made little Gothlings
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Bluegrasslass
So cute!
FullSpeedAhead
Best kind of story.
warmsun646
I want one!!! Are they snuggled up in a minky blanket??
sunset59
What kind of bird are they?
somnif
Fischer's lovebirds. Kiwi is standard, Goth GF is a dilute blue color morph.
Izaliz
Not a goth wife, but im about to have an emo-ish husband
Craftworks
https://imgur.com/TTyeEI0
wiltsjunk
Interracial marriages used to be shunned. It's amazing how far society has come in just a few generations. #blessed.
SalsaCat
They made little scene babies :D
BoredPedanticAsshole4
It's not a scene, it's a goddamn squawk race.
edgarbird
Pastel goth
SalsaCat
I just learned that's a thing and I'm totally into it.
DickNickels
Rawr XD
AlansGiraffeVillain
Please don’t remind me...
mysticalbeard
Got PTxD?
GHOST101010101
Underrated comment
youcantdothatontv
How many times are we going to see this freaking post?!?!?!
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Once a day for about 3 years I reckon. People are pretty taken.
bitemark
First time seeing it! Thanks OP!
TheGhostofElizabethShue
pdp1
Does Goth GF have a name?
TheGhostofElizabethShue
You know I wondered that myself so I looked it up. Her name is Siouxsie.
coveredincatfurr
niicee
bitemark
pdp1
That's a cute name. I'm gonna ask her to kiss them (little birdos) for me.
CptnRayHolt
perfection.
garnjunkie
But of course it is.
PrincessAnus
thats great oml
otherbarryisadick
Oh My Goth, that’s cute!
Musicosity
purgethefilthyheretics
TojS
tracereading
Female avians are not as colorful not because of any social aesthetic but so theyand the eggs don't get eaten.
somnif
In this case the "Goth" is a different color morph. There are females that are red/yellow/green, and males of blue/black.
Mcsquishypants
Actually totally different species. One is a Fisher's Lovebird the other a Black mask.
somnif
Their owner describes both as Fischer's, but Siouxsie (the girl) is a dilute blue color morph, while Kiwi (male) is standard.
MinnesotaPeach
A lot of parrot species are not sexually dimorphic.
somnif
Yep, this is a case of like, someone having a yellow Labrador and black Labrador, and they have 2 yellow and 2 black pups.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Goths are just like normal people, they just listen to Cradle of Filth
PrincessAnus
and we put way too much effort into our looks but its okay
RoloTonyBrown
CptnRayHolt
#goth2boss, you know it makes sense!
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Screwdizzle
Is that lik ean actual cradle of filth?
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Oh NO! That would be horrible, wouldn't it
IZ42
Or My Dying Bride/Type O Negative/Lacuna Coil.
2074red2074
Why does nobody ever mention The Cure, Bauhaus, Skeletal Family, Sisters of Mercy, Siouxsie and the Banshees, or any other trad bands?
IZ42
Those are outside my wheelhouse, that's why. I can talk prog, some death, sludge, doom, djent, or groove if you like.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Because it’s they’re safe picks. I’m not fans of those groups, but I notice posers like to reference band names that will get a rouse
2074red2074
If you just want to fuck with people, call Korn goth.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
I mean if Lacuna Coil is considered Goth, then so is Evanescence. And I’d love to see you tell Christian Death fans THAT load of bullshit
IZ42
Or people are picking the gothic bands they know because they're not huge followers of the genre.
2074red2074
They're oddly specific about gothic metal. They'll tell you all about how deathrock, gothabilly, horror punk, etc. are fusion genres, 1/2
NotTheDevilYouKnow
I’m jealous, I want a goth wife
bitemark
I have one, ngl it's pretty great
coveredincatfurr
we are everywhere.... lurking in the shadows ... fanning ourselves and being too warm
overlordchris666
Phischstaebchen
Goth-girl would be nice already... no need to marry :P
YesICanHearYouClemFandangoooo
I am a goth wife.
ezdunks23
Prove it
SheenaIsAPunk
Me too! However a wife would not suit me. Husband maybe? Maybe anyone with a pulse..Maybe a wife then.
theromen111
TheFOHN
Me too buddy, me too...
irlborat
The main reason among many others we need a time machine to travel back to the 2000s
pancreas
I miss token goth characters in tv shows
ElbowDeepInACat
Get in line pal
quinnthegingerbeanpole
Upvotea for the username.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Everybody wants a goth wife until she wants you to fuck her under a full moon in a pool of goat blood to summon Ishtar. Goth wife things.
ViciousZen
Makes everything taste like pennies, but if you can get past that, it's a good time.
TriPolarz
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Volcanuz
Think you are getting goth and cultist mixed up mate.
IZ42
Ishtar is badass fuck yeah
Datrenegadezambie
Sounds sticky. But then again, it was going to be anyways.
ozzycats
At this point, i'll take anything man
PrincessAnus
im goth?
yoob
;)
PrincessAnus
;0
yoob
O-oh gosh
PrincessAnus
what, never get this far? :P
DreadPierateRoberts
Good to know. But are you currently married
PrincessAnus
i wish!
DreadPierateRoberts
Why? Marrige isnt important be happy with how you live life on your own first
PrincessAnus
ive lived life on my own plenty m8