Fuck Brett Favre.

Sep 2, 2024 12:02 PM

DocClawhammer

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Id be crying too if I had his weenie.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who grew up in Madison, Wisconsin in the 90's and a Packers fan for most of my life, I despise Brett Favre and was finally happy to be a Packers fan when he left the team. Never liked him as a kid, always seemed like a wanker. My dad (rip 2022) used to work at the Concourse Hotel downtown and always told me stories when he managed the Governor's Club about Chris Farley and Brett Favre coming in, and Favre almost getting him fired because BRETT lost his own sunglasses. Total douche.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mary wasn’t into him.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My coworkers always complain about big government and how taxes shouldn't go to handouts. But they always backpedal when I bring up specifics. They're fine with cutting benefits as long as they don't have to think too hard about who they're hurting.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We finally found a welfare queen! It only took 45 years to find another one.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh, child. The biggest recipients of government welfare are the rich.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

EBT card? Asking for the non Americans in the room.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Welfare funds that can be used to buy food

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Electronic Benefits Transfer. ...It's a card. The government gives you a special debit account that can only be used to buy food items.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is how rich people view the poor. We're only targets of opportunity to them.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

man i wouldnt have gotten this if i hadnt seen John Oliver’s TANF episode and FOR REAL FUCK BRETT FAVRE 😂

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't get hit in the head for 20 years folks. It turns you into this.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

CTE is the NFL's dirty (non) secret. Problem is, it can only be verified post-mortem. https://www.nih.gov/news-events/nih-research-matters/how-football-raises-risk-chronic-traumatic-encephalopathy

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only football team I have ever really cared about is the Packers and this guy has completely tainted that.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hey, don't forget you had Aaron Rodgers after that...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He is such a disgusting piece of pigshit.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

all this from a guy with a net worth of about $100,000,000 from his days in the NFL (playing and endorsing things)

2 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

Sounds terrible and he should be fined or get some serious consequences. This happened in CA when we paid over 20 billion dollars in covid unemployment fraud and there was also 0 accountability. Tracking welfare and unemployment funding is important as there are real people who need it and a lot of scammers out there.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Give him a break. He got a brain injury.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Worked as a cashier at a supermarket one summer in college. One of the things that stuck with me was during a shift on the express lane register. A woman came through with a few items and after scanning, she pulled out her EBT booklet - this was when the cards were a thing but not yet common. The woman behind her saw it and started going off about how "Those shouldn't be allowed in the EXPRESS lane". Like it somehow added minutes to the transaction (it didn't). These people are out there...

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*food stamps

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Who the hell is this turd? And why should I give a shit about his crappy opinions?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brett Farve is a piece of shit.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

People like this supporting Trump is such a massive red flag

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Can we do it with very rusty objects? Also fuck sportsball.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Can you please stop saying “sportsball?” Edgelord bullshit makes me horny and you’ve given me a raging hardon right before a job interview :(

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Favre's a scumbag but c'mon, man.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Millions of dollars going to people who chase after a ball...and tend to commit violence on their SO's

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

You sound like those QAnon dipshits talking about Hollywood

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

“Yet it is not clear that athletes are any more involved in serious crime than the general population is.”

Didn’t even take long to find that.

You sound like a Q dipshit talking about Hollywood, in that you cherry pick what you want to be true and make up the rest while ignoring any contrary facts.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...Man I don't know what you think American football is and I'm not going to talk your ear off by going into all the rules because you don't seem interested, but let me just say this: beating your wife isn't part of the game.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yeah dude. We get it. You’re disingenuous.

Keep cherry picking. That’ll make you look smart among the kinds of people who get winded playing Fortnite.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

People don’t understand EBT can only be used for certain products. When I worked at dollar tree the only items eligible for it were on a small section of half an aisle. Mainly canned foods and rice.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s not how it works in the state I live in at all. Certain foods aren’t eligible, like hot premade food, but anything cold snd edible is fair game.

What state do you live in where it can only be used for rice snd canned food?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not the person you asked, but they were saying that *at that store* there was only a limited selection of eligible items, not that EBT was limited to rice and canned goods alone system-wide.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was on food stamps for awhile after my divorce, and I could use the EBT card to pay for almost anything in the grocery section of the supermarket, except alcohol and precooked deli food. Meat, produce, dairy, frozen food, boxed mixes, seasonings, breakfast food, snacks, all of it. You can buy Twinkies with EBT, even though they barely qualify as food.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OTOH, maybe that's all that Dollar Tree sells that's eligible... but I doubt it. I'm pretty sure I've seen dairy products, cookies, crackers, boxed mixes, and cereal there.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some retailers limit their EBT offerings due to their internal policies. It's usually a sign the company has right-leaning political alignment at the higher levels. Not always, though. Sometimes, it is due to the company not wanting to devote resources to the program.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah here in Wisconsin you can use EBT for candy, food, soda, anything cold really. There used to be more limits back in the day like early 2000's you couldn't get energy drinks with them, but then years later they lifted those restrictions and folks were buying frozen lobster tails and other exotic foods with EBT. They put a stop to that a few years back and its a little more restricted now. Mostly you just don't get EBT because the State of WI barely gives out any money to people now.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m in Georgia but maybe it was just dollar tree

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude used to be such a fucking icon for us as WI kids. Now both him and Rodgers are a disgrace.

2 years ago | Likes 246 Dislikes 5

No one worshipped Favre except those who didn't know better. Brett Favre was always a douchebag. He used to bring hookers and blow into the Governor's Club when my dad ran it in the 90's even though Favre was "happily married". Favre tried to get my dad fired because he lost his Oakleys or Ray-bans one night when Brett stumbled into the club drunk, my dad kept it to himself but passed on those stories to me. Brett proved he was an a-hole later with the whole welfare debacle.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Those two really made me draw the line from icons on the field to holy shit can I dislike someone any worse for the bs they pull off it?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hopefully Love turns out to be a good QB AND a good person.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

As a bears fan.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, I am a Bears fan. Granted not a super diehard one.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stop worshiping people just because they are good at sports!

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 5

Respect and admiration for talent? Sure. Worship? Poisonous.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes, saying that somebody is an icon for a generation means inherently that they worshiped them... I know we have to deal with Republicans each and every day, but not every person is that stupid, mostly just that vocal minority. People can still be fans of players, jesus.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

What does "fan" mean again?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Also stop worshipping in general but, yeah!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yes, I will go back in time and caution my 9 year old self and classmates about that. Thank you for that enlightenment.

Doesn't help that many families are enamored by 'em, but it's not as much as it used to be it seems.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That was not on you but your family. They should have shown you better rolemodels.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Put Favre with JK Rowling on the list of people that could have ridden off into the sunset as beloved icons but took a fork in the road and decided being a shitty human was their calling.

2 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 6

"beloved icons"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

I mean... they were for millions of people?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is there a word for people who do that? It's like a thing now it seems, Favre, Rowling, Giuliani right after 911, I would say elon, but he is an apartheid baby who should have died in his mom's mine before being pushed out of it onto us.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

They Guilianied

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

To be fair, they were probably always shitty people

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JK Rowling is accused of being a Bigot. It's bad but not illegal and definitely didn't fill her pockets. Favre on the other hand is ACCUSED of getting about a $ MILLION from money set aside for the poorest of the poor in the poorest state, Mississippi. He also made an effort to keep it from public view which shows it was not some accounting mistake but a conscious act.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 6

its fair to say he's worse, but i think the point is that they both fall distinctly into the bucket of "people who have deeply disappointed my childhood self"

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Give me a favor and please don't pretend she hasn't fucking murdered people.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WOW! Have not heard this ... I really don't give F*CK about either so don't follow their rap sheets.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's openly talked about funding transphobic organizations for years. Those organizations deliberately try to drive people to suicide & incite terfs to murder trans people. So, she isn't accomplished the murderers, they commit by doing that ergo; JK has murdered people.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rowling isnt accused of being a bigot. She IS a bigot. Its pretty clear and evident.

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Trying to differentiate between a Scumbag and a Criminal. There is a difference.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well, since he's also praising musk for his "free speech" he's also a scumbag.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

BF is both & JK is committing incitement of violence all the fucking time.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This is new to me .., was she involved in the UK Riots? That would put her in a very different light.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've no idea who he is or what this is about, but his name's an anagram of "TV, Beer, Fart".

2 years ago | Likes 326 Dislikes 6

You are very lucky. I grew up in Madison, Wisconsin, USA and lived there for most of my life (I am now 38) and had to deal with Brett Favre for most of my childhood in the 90's thanks to the Packers Football Team. I always despised him, he didn't give off good vibes. My dad used to have to serve him at the Concourse Hotel downtown, always told me he was a total wanker who almost got him fired cuz Brett lost his sunglasses bringing in hookers to the Governor's Club. He proved he's a PoS later

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

👍

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He is basically the real world example of...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your anagram is EXACTLY what this meme is about.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

How can you both NOT know who he is AND know an anagram of his name?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The name is in the post title?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We don't have Hand Egg here.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of the best NFL quarterbacks of all time who, in retirement, defrauded the state of Mississippi for millions of dollars by stealing welfare money for doing speaking gigs, but hasn't been brought to justice on it because he was aided in doing so the state's GOP.

2 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

Of course the GOP likes him. FAT WALLET AND NO MORALS

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

to clarify, he was paid for speaking gigs that he never even showed up to and then refused to pay it back.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Didnt Dwayne Johnson just do something similar with that new football league they started? he was suppose to send tweets and do speaking events or some shit

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’s got a tiny, weird dick and is mad about it.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It is weird. And crooked.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dang, that's a low blow to me... A slightly left low blow. Big ouch.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boy do I have another descriptor the could bum you out...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, nothing wrong with imperfections but maybe if you're famous and not got something great to look at, don't be sending random d pics.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, I see, I don't really follow sports. Pretty messed up though

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s a millionaire football player who robbed the Louisiana welfare department to build a volleyball court for his daughter’s college. Fuck him in the eyes w rebar.

2 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 0

He's also a perv.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I hope his daughter falls in love with someone at college that he cannot stand. Also hope he gets his kneecaps broken

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sames.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude... I mean... is the rebar rusty? Cuz if not...

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Mississippi

2 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

I knew it was one of those broke fucking red states. My bad and good catch there, random commenter

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Having spent significant time in both states, I found Louisiana to have some redeeming qualities. Mississippi has none.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

“Now? Really?!”

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Oh right, because you went into Strippers Discount Warehouse and said 'What can you do to showcase my intellect!'"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0