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Jun 2, 2017 1:34 AM
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drewcrosby
I always keep a spare key in my wallet.
Allworknoplay82
Look at me. I'm the captain now.
FreddyPhish
destinoz
My first visit to the pediatricians with my daughter concluded with the doctor telling me, in serious tones, "Never trust them. Never."
heislegend
I feel like this is something my kid would do. I love him but he is a hellion
OuroborosX
Some toddlers just want to watch the world burn. So they can call the firemen to put it out.
thaumatu
Little guy was in there long enough he managed to move the steering wheel to the other side!
TheSwedishCryptid
Who leaves the car keys inside the car while you're outside it?
V4n5ynk
It's no baby with a gun tho
PB458
He hears the sweet siren call of death.
richardjnixon
that kids going places
IamJustinSane
My dog hit my auto locks, in a snow storm, with the car running and the heat on. I was freezing, he was sweltering.
BeerFueledAdventurer
Feels like a stupid set-up to a joke..."How many fire fighters does it take to break a window...??"
ilikeboatsbecauseboatsarecool
...or is that just what his mom said to get out of trouble...
honkhere
Well, my dog once locked me out of the house, and then stood by the window to look down at me
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
The face of no regrets!
SmoothSaline
"... and he actually did it, the bloody weapon"
TreepacLumpynutz666
Zoom in. That is not a laughing baby. More like "Huh?"
22ndCenturyTransient
Apparently when I was five I locked my mom out of the house when she was uloading groceries. 2 hours later when the locksmith showed up 1/2
22ndCenturyTransient
I opened the door right before he started and said 'your timeout's over'. They kept a key hidden outside after that. 2/2
PoorSucker
StormHawk44
Says mother was unloading groceries but car seems to be in lot of store? This doesnt make sense. Why would she unload at store?
cliojayne
This is why my son is always the last out of the cart and into the car lol it'll probably be different when he's older.
Messageforbobwehadababyitsaboy
my nephew was a quick little bugger and would race to the car, close and lock the door and fiddle with the keys in the steering wheel.
Messageforbobwehadababyitsaboy
All the while laughing and smiling like this kid. my big sister tended to leave the keys in the ignition.
RoxanneLaWin
Why would his mom be 'un'loading groceries in the supermarket Car Park? It's just a little thing, but more evidence of the Daily Mail's bs.
IRuinTheWorld
It will still be the mothers fault according to the internet.
Andreanne
It always is. Because ME is so much better behind my computer screen without any urgency feeling. Oh and my farts smells like roses too.
bubbleteapanties
My dad locked himself out of the house when I was three and he said I just kept waving to him when he tried to explain how to open the door.
bubbleteapanties
Had a neighbor come over and they both tried to get me to open the door but I just kept waving and then returning to the tv.
bubbleteapanties
Finally they called my mom who had an extra key and she unlocked the door. They were crazy scared since I was unsupervised around
bubbleteapanties
A burning fire in the fire place, a sleeping dog that I liked to tease, and a kettle on the stove. But I was too invested in blues clues.
Notasatanworshipper
Don't read the Daily Mail.
badfitz99
If you need to for any reason, have an adblocker.
SpeakingAsTheDevilsAdvocate
This is good advice
crackingbampot
Nor The Sun. Both pieces of dog shite
DidItForScience
*Daily Fail
Brhino
My toddler locked my wife out of the house. She only got in when the toddler accidentally unlocked the door while closing the blinds.
JeepersMedia
Hephf
"The toddler".... is this not your child? Most would say their kid. The Toddler threw me off thh.
Hephf
Tbh*
MarshmallowFluffernutterPie
thhhhbbtbbhbtbbttthhhh
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
I always left my bathroom window unlocked. I could climb through the little window. (Super awkwardly)
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I did this to my mom when i was little, but i don't remember any of it because i was that little.
OldSponty
I locked myself out of the car once while my toddler was inside. She wouldn't let me back in until her grandfather asked her too. Lil' shit.
MarshmallowFluffernutterPie
Did the toddler get a spanking?
LazloP
Lucky bastard, my wife had to break a window when my son did this.
GirlInTheGreenDress
That's why I ALWAYS take my keys with me! Lesson learned lol!
spickate
That's why I don't have kids
samsonguy920
Ever read the book Socks by Beverly Cleary? I think you will get a kick out of it.
redbikemaster
Keypad door locks.
KingBanana8008
How do you accidentally open the door while closing blinds?
Brhino
sliding door w/ blinds between glass panes. blinds controlled by a sliding knob which travels past the locking lever.
DeadeicPrints
Sounds like you need a spare key outside the house
Darkspire
"WHERE DID YOU SAY YOU LIVED, AGAIN?!?!?!?! *heavy breathing*" -ArtOfSwords, possibly
OPsMomzMySource
TheBalto
Hide it in front of another house.
DeadeicPrints
Huh?
cancerriddenlung
itrymybesttooffendsomeone
Huh?
nanyatenyaa
Why are fire fighters needed? Why not a lock Smith or just use a slim jim? They look to be prying the door off... which seems dumb.
HypnoChanger
*Snaps open a slim jim, and Macho Man Randy Savage bursts from the car, tearing the back seat door off completely*
archermanny
Because it's a child. This is considered an emergency. He could hurt himself or get heat stroke pretty quickly temperature depending.
Jojobeed
I've been to a number of these, it takes firemen 5-10 minutes to open a door for free. Blood pressure cuff and a slim jim.
IamJustinSane
They must be using a Slim Jim. The firefighters in my city carry them. So do a lot of cab drivers, for a quick $50.
TheRicemanCometh
And they make a decent snack for the road.
clarissakaye
I was sitting here contemplating how a meat stick would help in this situation
IamJustinSane
Well obviously to bribe the baby into opening the door.
TyrannusEquus
The driver called emergency services because they are free while locksmiths cost money. Assumed emergency would have a slim Jim?
DaSinna
Na ya'll need to call a tow truck driver to get it done right and fast
holmestrix
And wait 2.5 hours? No.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Because people panic. You're not thinking logically you're thinking "oh fuck my kid is locked in a car and i can't get him out".
archermanny
My 18 mo old did this in his uncle's giant pick up. I FREAKED even though his uncle was a few feet away with the keys AND there's a pinpad
archermanny
That feeling of helplessness turns to panic REAL QUICK when kids are involved haha
justorderalargefarva
Locksmiths cost money. In cases like this, police and fire do it for free.
Chadface
99% of locksmiths will open a car with a kid in it for free
justorderalargefarva
That may be true but fire and police usually get there first.
gandraw
So if I accidentally lock my car with the key inside I just have to smuggle a baby in to get it unlocked for free?
sillyshit
If you can fit a baby into your locked car, might as well reach your arm in and unlock it,
TyrannusEquus
You are correct.
Squirtlemon
Not so fun fact but a fact none the less, Here in Ireland we pay for the fire services only a small fee for the service they provide.
RightInThePleb
The isn't it like €95 just so people don't call them for random shit
whyamchangingmyname
Yeah but the owner will still have to pay to repair the door
IamJustinSane
They're most likely using a Slim Jim, no damage.
nanyatenyaa
Not always true... slipping a slim him into the door can unseat the inner workings. You can fuck the door if you so it wrong.
IamJustinSane
True, but I'd like to think they know what they're doing. Aren't we supposed to believe all firefighters are heroes these days?