Some good news in the light of the current state of turmoil

Aug 13, 2017 4:06 PM

dirtehscandi

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We Are Number One but cancer free.

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Dude has a philosophers stone, the only explanation.

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fuck, this aged badly

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This'll go down in history

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This is going to need a massive soundcloud remix of We are Number One.

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He really is number one

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Wait I was told he passed away.

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Somehow I missed it but there was apparently a hoax.

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:)

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Now watch and learn, here's the deal, I'll rid myself of this stupid cancer deal! Ha ha ha!

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He and Timothy Omundson really need to do a project together where they play brothers.

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I didn't know I wanted this until I read it.

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MEMES CURED HIS CANCER

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Well he is number 1, after all.

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I'm confused now....didn't he die? What do I trust!

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Apparently there was a death hoax going around. Somehow I missed it entirely.

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I WAS BAMBOOZLED!

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I'm here from the future with some bad/sad news.

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That's the best news I've heard in a while. Hell yeah.

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Is...is this the kind of remission that goes "It's just a prank, bro !" and goes back to terminal in 6 months ?

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Take a joke! You're the only one acting like a butthole! -cancer's wife probably

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What, I heard he was like days away from death are you serious? if so great but I've never heard of such a comeback.

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Kim Kardashian

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MEME MAGIC IS REAL

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So, thoughts and prayers actually DO work?

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Well, they help the spirit. Incisions and extraction do their part, too.

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Nah, man. It was the power of memes.

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What's this from again ?

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Source?

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Lana Rain, Pink Pirate. 96 minutes in

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........

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Thank you for your service

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Somehow I feel like you knew this offhand.

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A cake.

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Have u seen pic/s of her all grown up?

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No. But...curious now thanks to you.

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You have my attention

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No but what is this?

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I am intrigued...

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Joke from reddit: Cancer: "You have no escape!" Stefán: "Here's a lesson in trickery..."

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I'd say this is definitely going down in meme history.

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<3

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So if I remember correctly he went from cancer having then memes healed him then he was terminal and now he's not dead. YAY

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Basically.

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I can hear it

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thanks, i now know where "we are number one (but its [blank]" meme is from

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YW , I always liked this version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6RpjG3s1Jk

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Apparantly he had a part of his liver removed due to the tumors. - Source the news and my ability to read Icelandic

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Vel gert!

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That's a good ability, what other superpower you have?

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Where did you find it? I can't find an Icelandic source about this

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Nvm, found it

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Care to share before vanishing completely?

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good thing livers can grow back (if there is some left)

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Even better with some fava beans and a nice chianti

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they dont really grow i dont think. the lobe that is left just expands

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How is that different than regrowing?

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because its not regenerating. its stretching i guess. but i could easy be wrong

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Uni of Iowa states: The liver is a unique organ. It is the only organ in the body that is able to regenerate. With most organs, such as 1/?

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heart, the damaged tissue is replaced with scar, like on the skin. The liver, however, is able to replace damaged tissue with new cells. 2/?

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If up to 50 - 60 percent of the liver cells may be killed within 3 - 4 days in an extreme case like a Tylenol overdose, the liver 3/?

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Really? Til, cool

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Yep, the human liver regenerates like motherfucking wolverine, you only need 25% of the tissue for it to grow back entirely

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On a somewhat-related note, isn't the tongue the fastest-healing part of the body?

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That and eyes, at leas they are of the external organs.

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Holy shit

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Prometheus was probably one bad motherfucker to have all his liver eaten and then have it regrown.

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And considering what we do to our livers, I'm not surprised!

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Wait.... seriously? I heard he was pretty much past the point of no return. This is awesome if true.

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Uhhhhhhhhh

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He's alive, apparently has his life back for now, that's great news!

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Agree, huge turnaround considering they removed so many parts of him to remove cancer. And that it supposedly had spread.

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Well what did you expect? He is number one!

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They surgically removed it originally, then it came back. So they decided to try removing it again and so far it hasn't come back.

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He made it through thanks to all the likes on Facebook.

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Free of cancer is a stretch, the doctors could not find any cancer remaining. If he stays without it for the next 5 years or so, he's cured.

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MEME MAGIC

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Guess he's less rotten now

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That's what we all have heard. Somebody was lying, because "terminal" means waiting to die, not "he has still chance to be cured".

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As of the 11th of this month he's in the clear.

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Ya, i heard he'd died already.

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Was he the child rapi.. enemy on the show?

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Yes.. like that. Only with children

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You must be very popular at parties.

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I am

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You fucked up

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It doesnt matter

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Guys.. it doesnt

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It matters so little you reply to your own comment to emphasize that fact

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For the laziest guy in town, he has shown himself to be the biggest fighter.

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Actually he was never lazy, he expended more energy trying to be lazy than the people did exercising, thus his svelt body.

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He was the strongest advocate to keep the town lazy, but became the most active in his efforts to do so. One of the things that makes that >

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> show so awesome. I'm hoping they do a special episode with him soon. Get the gang together.

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Yeah, I remember it being declared terminal a few weeks ago. Even if it wasn't, this is an incredibly quick turnaround

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First the .001% has the cure for cancer and for some reason have decided not to monetize it. In other news overpopulation is it a problem?

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It was in Stage IV, which is generally considered terminal as it has a 3% or so 5-year survival rate

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Especially for such beard.

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It to the public in what sounded like his last months. But it is still a miracle that he beat it.

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Speaking of beating it.... Waaaaasssup guys? ;)

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It is fantastic that he beat it, but I thought Terminal meant that that was 100% it? They shouldn't announce it if it's not definite

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In medicine, almost nothing is definite. You can't get upset at doctors for not knowing exactly what's going to happen.

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I read a few articles and apparently it was terminal for a lot longer than they released to the public (about a year) they just released1/2

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the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 2/2

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Barabbas from prison instead of Jesus 2/2

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Where is part 2?

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Above of his first comment

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the dogs and forever answered the age old question: "Who let the dogs out?" 2/2

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(2/2) the most dangerous child predator in Australia from prison, apparently. Just thought you should know.

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that confused the shit out of me for a solid 30 seconds.

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Icelander here. Not trying to turn the mood but i belive they only extended his life so to speak. The odds are he will get cancer again :(

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Probably is better than definitely, though.

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Not if he eats sport candy, duh!

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Yeah, but then he wouldn't be a real villain.

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:/ That's sad to hear.

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American here

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That wouldn't surprise me. Still, it really sounded like he had days left, so hopefully he can have some happier, more comfortable days now.

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*Years

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Agreed

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Odds are 100% certain he will die. Same odds for all of us.

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Hey, is it true that only tourists eat puffin?

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No.

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That's actually a high likelihood for everyone who gets cancer. Even a single cancer cell can regrow into a full-blown tumor.

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Been cancer for 3 months now. I'm 20. Yay I'm fucked

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This is the second time he pushed it back, yeah? And this time was supposed to be lethal. He still has got the fight in him. And it isnt 1/2

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Like we all don't have death inevitably waiting for us. So I wouldn't say it is "just" extending his life.

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There are odds he won't, either. And then there are odds he will just get a different cancer. The thing is...right now he does not.

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My dad had prostate cancer, they cut it out. 4 years later metastasized into his lungs and....yup.

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that's the fun part with cancer - to cure it you need to destroy every last cell. We can't tell if we got it all or not yet so we scoop 1/?

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out what we find, try to poison the rest out and when the scans show clean stamp "cancer free" on the person and hope it doesn't come 2/?

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back. But in no way are we certain that the cancer is gone, and only time will tell if it is or isn't. Meaning even if you survive 3/4

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