foR SCIENCE

step number one

gather your shit. i used a paper plate as my tray like object of choice. ORIGINAL POST YO http://imgur.com/gallery/K9pZR

step number two

grow wary of using salt on your face and opt for sugar. *optional- play pour some sugar on me whilst pouring sugar onto tray like object

step number three*

*for homies with long hair. in case you are new to life toothpaste and hair do not get along tie that shit up.

step number three

mix it like you're rachel ray mixin' dat evoo (into whatever you mix evoo into??)

banana for scale

this is how much i used

step number four

wait for five minutes. i chose to eat the banana and take a picture of my dog.

step number five

scrubby scrub scrub. yes, it does burn. you're practically putting minty demon jizz onto your face.

step number six

wash it off bc ow.

optional step

use toner to further ungunk & exfoliate your face. moisturize as needed.