SecretAgentSuperBooger
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Nov 3, 2024 9:23 PM
SecretAgentSuperBooger
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KareemAbdulJabroni
Betterbecauseofthem
ziralien
How do I feel about Kid Rock leaving? Hmmm. Bye biiiitch.
EroticZombiePants
I didn't see anyone of them move out when they said this in 2020 ...
Syovere
Well don't let me keep you here, "Kid" "Rock".
ParaspriteHugger
TheCunningLinguists
speedyfastcat
Someone should help him pack.
OmegaYeti
Don't threaten me with a good time
eromitlab
TheGreatSynan
Exactly the gif I wanted to reply with.
JustaSimplePlumber
Can we get that in writing from him?
fartharder
#1 like I needed more incentive
FTUG
dendiverdown
Another piece of MAGA shit
GussDeBlod
As long as he stays out of my country too.
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
I like pizza.
obie5778
I like turtles
omegaprimus01
I’m already voting, now I am voting harder
emanymtonsisiht
CaldariBob
Every 4 years, it's the same empty promises. No one is going anywhere.
TI99Kitty
Yeah, din't TFG say in 2020, if he didn't get elected, he'd "have to" leave the country. Orange piece of shit is still here.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
I was already gonna vote for Kamala, he doesn't need to sweeten the pot anymore.
sweateryams
DonkeyGoat
johnxbear
Txernobog
That's shouting "Kamala for president" really, really loud.
rihani3
Fuck no. You guys keep your own trash...
saucenes5
lol, no taksies backsies
Sebastopol140
Nobody will want him. Russia, maybe.
UncleMeaty
They have shitty music there already.
altmeds
Imagine being an immigrant in Russia
ChloeRed
Well, when it comes to nobody.. maybe they should take to us (UK) about the Nightingale islands. No body there... 1/
ChloeRed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightingale_Islands 2/2
dunkum09
they still need cannon fodder for Ukraine
nasukkin
If Kid Rock's public confession of having viewed top-secret military documents is true, I think the DOJ might have a thing or two to say about letting that happen.
Cptbluebeard7
Noone said he had to go to another country. Leave him in international waters, don't risk subjecting anyone innocent to that POS.
Targe0
Oh they will take anyone, they opened up a free citizenship offer to anyone who wants it. Naturally that was just a trap to get migrants to move there, so they would have more bodies for the war. As when you run out of home grown minorites to send off to war, you import more.
Clockworkdancerobot
and won't come back... right?
TheEarlofSardonia
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
You mean he is going to migrate to another country for the reason he feels the need to flee an atmosphere that he finds threatening? That’s what the people that are coming in to our country are doing. He wants to immigrate. Let’s see how well he is received.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
QuanticChaos
It's no wonder kid Rock likes Trump, he was also born rich and bought his way to stardom because he has no talent.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Yep. And both textbook definitions of the 'Coastal Elites' they whip their ignorant fans up against.
BronyDanza
Could he bring Turd Nuget and Kev Sorbo with him?
CheeseCoffeeChests
Yeah right. Who will take them? Ever thought about the others? They are your problem. Deal with it.
Puvaradivi
Mel Gibson also
SecretAgentSuperBooger
SoupCanMan
Ol' Draft Dodger Shit Britches was already supposed to be dead or in jail under Obama. He is surprisingly still alive. Child Redneck Cosplay isn't going anywhere.
Vallete
MapleSyrupMafia
She'll allergic to peanuts.
earthtokelly127001
Are they going to Russia?
AxeDropper
Kid rock has been known to frequent the bars in my area. I occasionally drive by “Hollywood & Vine” from his song. Also, his guitarist’s kid went to the school I retired from and Kid Rock has been to a couple of the basketball games. Either people didn’t recognize him or they left him alone. Mostly he was a regular guy, but Trump threw some kind of a switch in Kid Rock. He’s just become dog shit ever since.
masteryoplait
He can’t afford 3 economy tickets to Canada but maybe Ted can use some of his expired 70’s Greyhound bus miles.
wombat1959
Canada doesn't want him
masteryoplait
I mean they live close enough to Alberta where they can blend in (the longest distance Ted’s miles will get them.) Kid Rock’s hep c stops him from selling plasma, but luckily sorbo can blow some truckers and maybe get them to the border in Michigan.
wombat1959
Ya, you're right about Alberta, unfortunately.
lackadaisycull
and Hulk Hogan. They can go shack up with Steven Seagal
worm61
Or better yet, die with him in Ukraine.
Imademyselfsquirtle
All Republicans too.
BronyDanza
Steven Seagal is an absolute picture of health these days.
HandoB4Javert
Bad health... is health.
MapleSyrupMafia
They'll band together and make another shitty movie, with a terrible soundtrack.
guitarfourtysix